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#SWING SET
but no for real it's really hard to come up with names and since there are a lot of abandoned animals (or for other reasons given to shelters), enjoy finding a name
One of our fosters was called "huggies" because they found her in a diaper box. By the time she got adopted, she only answered to "spoons" because she was a cutlery thief. Name stuck, and her new owner still calls her spoony.
I used to work as animal control and it's your responsibility to name every animal you pick up. After a few months you've run through every real name and movie name.
Oh we totally went through the Disney characters several times over and Harry Potter etc. But you need to wait until the first one leaves and sometimes these animals stay for a while.
Fractious Checkers is wanted by 3 foreign nations and barred from 6. His crimes are told to children to make them behave, lest Fractious Checkers comes to get them.
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If this is actually on the website then itās quite smart.
Itāll attract people to the site to see the funny names, increasing the number of adoptions.
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#CLOROX Nooo
#Draino
Naming your cat Draino is straight up animal cruelty š
DO NOT MIX THESE CATS!
I want AHHH, actually I want them all
Cat named all:
them all*
#SWING SET but no for real it's really hard to come up with names and since there are a lot of abandoned animals (or for other reasons given to shelters), enjoy finding a name
#AHHH
I imagine the death grips scream on guillotine
 I donāt even know why this pops up when you search āDEATHGRIPSā but this is all I got.
LoL poor lil Swing Set!!
Funnier than poor lil Draino down there at least, lol
Awww lil Drainooooo! LoL!
One of our fosters was called "huggies" because they found her in a diaper box. By the time she got adopted, she only answered to "spoons" because she was a cutlery thief. Name stuck, and her new owner still calls her spoony.
https://preview.redd.it/y6anjvv3xh8d1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3277ef94f9896c63fac2be26c3c64072994f85d The sandwich brothers
Each has a superhero mask.
All of their powers combine to make the perfect sandwich.
They're the teenage mew-tant ninja kittens
Fighting crime at your local Subway
Donāt forget the # sauce https://preview.redd.it/m438zhdqgj8d1.png?width=2430&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6e2e1d895cc193cafa32dbe6ee74351bf1bb4aa
Bro had to name 4 cats and he just started taking apart his lunch break BLT for ideas
Omg Horse is adorable.
What about Filet Mignon?
Oh damn I didnāt look closely enough at that one š„¹
All i see is FOOOD
#Horse
#DRAINO Edit: lol
the photo of lenny is breaking my heart. :(
I really want Lenny
Fractious Checkers? Did they let some chatbot from 2003 name these?
Why are you hating on FC? What have you accomplished in your life?
Well, it's really none of your business, but I took a big fat dump just earlier.
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Fr that's such a cool name. Super meta.
Rainworld naming system
Itās just his default Xbox live gamer tag.
This is definitely the name of a FromSoft NPC who is both a completely normal cat and a reincarnated god of assassins
Fries š±
The complete disrespect to these poor kitties. What kind of name is Melanie?
ššš it's my sister's name
Oh no! Itās Melanie. Thatās a shame she was really nice.
My irl cat is actually *genuinely* **unironically** named crackpipe.
literally? on god, even?
Deadass, if I may
heavens to betsyā¦
mine is named sirloin steak
I love the four (presumably from the same litter) named bacon, lettuce, tomato, and bread lol
I love little Draino! ššš
adopt literally all of them
"Literally All of Them" was adopted a week ago
I just realized they sound like race horse names
Adopt Fruity Pebbles and Froot Loops and make them fight to the death. Their prize? Dominion over all of the other cats.
And then thereās Melanie and Lenny
Tastiest BLT sandwich.
Why is this mother fucker holding Fries like that? Wtf bitch
#LENNYYYYYYYYYY
Hahhaaa, found ya Lennyyy!
Dog owners: this is my baby boy Spot Cat owners (me included): this is my shithead Slamdunk von Binkle
Clorox looks like he's out for blood
I would like a hamburger with cheese and bacon please
in some lore, trolls are named after the first thing they tried to eat after birth. i like to think that's what's going on here.
Swing set was ambitious.
I'll take the one they can guarantee won't kill me in my sleep. So, definitely not Lenny.
I used to work as animal control and it's your responsibility to name every animal you pick up. After a few months you've run through every real name and movie name.
Is there a rule that you can't reuse names?
Oh we totally went through the Disney characters several times over and Harry Potter etc. But you need to wait until the first one leaves and sometimes these animals stay for a while.
I would go to war for AHHHH
Fractious Checkers is wanted by 3 foreign nations and barred from 6. His crimes are told to children to make them behave, lest Fractious Checkers comes to get them.
Hello, My Name isā¦ AHHHH
When you let the hungry kid do the social media posts lol
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Blue gloves sticking with the food theme I see
if you adopt those 4 in the middle right you could get a whole BLT
Swing Set and Chicken stole my heart ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Not Lenny!
Bread
Swing set
Lmao i've seen that post
Did anyone else wonder why so many of them are wearing a weird blue puffy thing or am I just a bit stupid?
Thatās the glove of the person holding them
Drano is def the emo kitteh
tag urself Iām Fractious Checkers
Filet Mignon, Mcflurie and Horse going places
I'm totally team Poof!
Poof is funny, probably sounds innocent to most but naming your cat that in the UK wouldn't work
If this is actually on the website then itās quite smart. Itāll attract people to the site to see the funny names, increasing the number of adoptions.
[LENNYYYY!](https://youtu.be/-0hiwreePa8?si=UEfzPXV1SiPTzfaG)
Melanie and Lenny are the only 2 with real names, lol
Youāre not real, man!
The fact that AHHH and Fractious Checkers exist simultaneously kills me
Beef and Beef Jerky fall in love
Can't even spell Fruity Pebbles smh my head. That poor cat will be teased mercilessly.
Really? Who in their right mind would call a cat Lenny?
HAHA FOUND YA LENNYY
H O R S E
AHHH you're coming home with me
I love Draino
i want horse
"swing set"
#āSwing Setā
My money is on Swing Set