You smell. Thanks for your submission. We're currently looking for new moderators to join our team. If you're interested in helping out, please consider applying [here](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeEkIVlPjgMsBEegXq9vM3AoHw8_vSM5BlA1e41DJxmPBlIKA/viewform)!
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyheaven) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I guarantee you they will not be using that first name in any serious educational facility. If I saw that name in a list while reading it off, I'd use just their last name and follow up with them privately afterwards. "Hey, I'mma call you Lexy, okay?"
Like, if someone even *registered* for one of our daycare programs, they'd get a call saying, 'So glad to have you, what nickname will your child be using?'
I don't know if it's legal to have their name be Sexy.
There are limitations on what you can name your child,when they are 18 they can legally change their name to it though
Could be worse and their legal name is Sexy Richardson. Basically feels like a Simpsons Moe prank call.
"Is there a Sexy Richardson here? Guys come on I need a Sexy Richardson... wait a minute now you listen here"
If I was the president I would give every maternity ward exactly 1 (1) flintlock pistol to use against any parents who want to name their child something like this.
I would have used that option, for the first time in my career, 6 months ago.
Had a baby boy. Named him Lucifer. Legit fucked up. Poor kid applying for jobs later in life is in for a BAD TIME.
Lmao literally sitting next to my friend’s dog that I am currently dog sitting named Lucifer. He was a foster fail and they named all their fosters silly things thinking once they got adopted they’d change their names. (He goes by Louie) he also had a sister named Lilith (she did get adopted and got a name change tho)
I once heard someone say there should be a button that can be secretly pressed at the hospital if it is known that the parents will give their child a horrible name, so that while the parents are kept busy by the staff a rescue team would come for the child to save it from cringy names
It's supposed to be to done to clarify the numerical value after writing the word in letters, like one (1). Often used in things like legal documents, people online also use it to humorously put emphasis on the number.
He just kinda... did it wrong in a context that didn't make much sense.
https://preview.redd.it/kk5kfcjhqk8d1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75163e9c538d0cf0086d410b4865d6afe7c7cd05
That parent naming their children Sexy and Notorious
At least those sound dope, and you can get a cool nickname out of Messiah (I knew a couple Siahs).
If I was named sexy I’d just go by a random ass name like Logan or something
Nah this is marketing genius. Just a normal Cocomelon cake won't get much attention on social media. But now add the word Sexy, and it is likely to go viral for the business. Case in point, this post.
This is just reminding me of the one episode of Shoresy I randomly saw the middle of
I guess Shoresy has a dog named Big Sexy, and a French Canadian girl who’s over is talking to the dog and calls him Big Sexuel
This just looks so wrong.
That poor kid.
Who wants to bet his mother is one of those deranged single boymoms who expects their son to be their 'one true love' for all his life......
I think this is meant for an adult as an inside joke but the woman was too embarrassed to tell the baker what it was really for and just fumbled it on the spot.
That can't possibly the child's name. There's no way that paperwork was filed without anyone going "Nope, that means you're raising a serial killer as that amount of bullying would break anyone."
Aside from the sharp disconnect my mind is making at the word/name “SEXY” being attached to a Cocomelon cake, of all things, I’m more flabbergasted that “SEX” has clearly differentiating colors whereas the “Y” blends in with the rest of the cake.
I suspect this person knew exactly what they were doing for better or worse. This made me laugh more than it should have.
I think if you name your child this, the kid should be taken from you and you would be forced to be castrated like a cow. You lost your child privileges.
How tf is it legal to name your child something like this? Why do some countries not have a pre approved list of names that are allowed to prevent an idiot from naming their kid Stupidson Smith?
You smell. Thanks for your submission. We're currently looking for new moderators to join our team. If you're interested in helping out, please consider applying [here](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeEkIVlPjgMsBEegXq9vM3AoHw8_vSM5BlA1e41DJxmPBlIKA/viewform)! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyheaven) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine having your legal name be "Sexy Smith" lmao
I mean it's just spelled sexy. It's pronounced Matthew
Ah so it's those fabled English kanji
Or having Sexy be your middle name, and getting eyerolls/HR complaints when you tell women that Sexy is your middle name.
If Sexy was my middle name I would not shut up about it
"Hi there Sexy" "That's Will Sexy Tango to you"
Will you really?
No, will sexy tango
I know a guy who gave his kid the middle name Danger. He wanted to give the 2nd kid the middle name Trouble, but his wife said no.
https://preview.redd.it/nas4cm5brn8d1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480dbd1134f34519dca2593018bba22fb7f04bea
school is gonna be rough for them
Or very easy. Not in between
"hey baby, i'm sexy, and so are you"
Life's gonna be rough for them
I feel bad for the teachers trying to take attendance.
I guarantee you they will not be using that first name in any serious educational facility. If I saw that name in a list while reading it off, I'd use just their last name and follow up with them privately afterwards. "Hey, I'mma call you Lexy, okay?" Like, if someone even *registered* for one of our daycare programs, they'd get a call saying, 'So glad to have you, what nickname will your child be using?'
Unless they have the charisma of Pootie Tang.
Their name is actually worse. It’s Sexy McLexy. As a nation we have pretty much thrown in the towel
Imagine having to be that kids teacher. Awkward.
"Hi Mr. Johnson!" "Hi there, uh. . . um. . ."
Sexy Johnson.
Stupid Sexy Flanders.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! ^Nothing ^at ^all ^^Nothing ^^at ^^all
I don't know if it's legal to have their name be Sexy. There are limitations on what you can name your child,when they are 18 they can legally change their name to it though
Depends on where you live. If you're in the US, many states have no restrictions, or only spelling restrictions like not using diacritics.
Obviously the last name is Flanders. But he's kind of dumb so we all call him stupid sexy Flanders.
Cue that shit LMFAO song
Could be worse and their legal name is Sexy Richardson. Basically feels like a Simpsons Moe prank call. "Is there a Sexy Richardson here? Guys come on I need a Sexy Richardson... wait a minute now you listen here"
i fuckin wish!!
Kid named sexy: https://preview.redd.it/6c3svn9dxi8d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8ec733296a16a117b6e3e8adbb998cfc18ef4a
Sexuh, put your dick away sexuh, I'm not having walt with you right now sexuh.
I want meth in my as wake
pink man we cook
waltuh
Put yer dick away Waltuh
i be a pirate walter yarrr
It's like naming your toyota corolla lamborghini
If I was the president I would give every maternity ward exactly 1 (1) flintlock pistol to use against any parents who want to name their child something like this.
Shit, I’d vote for you.
Never realized I was a single issue voter until this guy ran for office
The rest kinda reflects on his name really. What else can he really stand for ?
Might as well make it a double barrel, you don't want to have to reload for the second parent.
You leave the other parent as an example
Somebody has to survive to tell the tale
I had to poop but this comment made it go back in
I had to comment but this back made it poop go in
I had to go back in but this poop made me comment.
Please save us from r/tragedeigh Mr(or Mrs). President
I would have used that option, for the first time in my career, 6 months ago. Had a baby boy. Named him Lucifer. Legit fucked up. Poor kid applying for jobs later in life is in for a BAD TIME.
You can shorten that to Lou and get by fine. How you gonna shorten Sexy? Sex?
Se Exy Zee Nothing good.
Lmao literally sitting next to my friend’s dog that I am currently dog sitting named Lucifer. He was a foster fail and they named all their fosters silly things thinking once they got adopted they’d change their names. (He goes by Louie) he also had a sister named Lilith (she did get adopted and got a name change tho)
I mean there's enough lilliths out there... In a atheistically-dominated society I actually don't mind them.
We are still 75% Christian if that word has an actual meaning still.
Not a terrible name though. I mean, Christians might not like it but at least it sounds good.
I once heard someone say there should be a button that can be secretly pressed at the hospital if it is known that the parents will give their child a horrible name, so that while the parents are kept busy by the staff a rescue team would come for the child to save it from cringy names
Username checks out
You are actively gaining my vote.
Why did you put the 1 in parentheses?
It's supposed to be to done to clarify the numerical value after writing the word in letters, like one (1). Often used in things like legal documents, people online also use it to humorously put emphasis on the number. He just kinda... did it wrong in a context that didn't make much sense.
How dare he do something that doesn’t make sense
How many charges though
A kid called Sexy will put some innocents in danger
Mom: There you are Sexy! Other parents at the playground: 🤨📸
All I'm imagining is a crowd of people fleeing in terror of the sheer power of sexy, fearing his might would obliterate them
Just make sure he doesn't end up on the Sexy Offenders list.
Hey sexy.
I think someone just got pranked and there's not really a kid named "Sexy" lmao
My mom is a teacher and she had twin brothers in her class one year whose legal names were Sexy and Notorious. Some parents just be wildin’
I worked at a place that did kids’ parties and met a kid named Sinn. My coworker said, “Oh, we’re doing stripper names for boys now?”
Sin Kiske (real)
https://preview.redd.it/kk5kfcjhqk8d1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75163e9c538d0cf0086d410b4865d6afe7c7cd05 That parent naming their children Sexy and Notorious
How is that legal?
USA is a goofy country
Nothing on this level but I definitely have known of kids named Sir and Messiah. Imagine trying to use a cheat code for respect lol.
At least those sound dope, and you can get a cool nickname out of Messiah (I knew a couple Siahs). If I was named sexy I’d just go by a random ass name like Logan or something
The worst part is that it's actually a believable prank, because there may be a person named Sexy out there.
Sounds plausible, maybe it's for a prank... Even more if it was ordered by phonecall
I feel like at that point you should just censor the image lol
Yeah, just take the L and accept this isn’t one for your marketing portfolio
Or take the picture before you had the Sexy at the end.
Nah this is marketing genius. Just a normal Cocomelon cake won't get much attention on social media. But now add the word Sexy, and it is likely to go viral for the business. Case in point, this post.
Plot twist: there is no kid, this is all marketing
Very easy to just blur the text on the cake.
“My name is Sexual, but my friends call me Sexy”
Sexy Assault
He goes by "Ass Sex"
This is just reminding me of the one episode of Shoresy I randomly saw the middle of I guess Shoresy has a dog named Big Sexy, and a French Canadian girl who’s over is talking to the dog and calls him Big Sexuel
> “My name is Sexual, but my friends call me ~~Sexy~~ Chocolate”
mark henry
Tragedeigh
No not just that, it’s a full on catastropheigh
A travesteigh A calamiteigh, even
Growing up with a name like "sexy" is going to go horribleigh for this poor kid
They’d seriousleigh get picked on by bulleighs
Sexeigh
Segseigh
I like how the "Y" is coloured almost the same as the background so that it spells "SEX" if you don't look close enough
Why not make the X a blue to at least help with the shock?
It would've been much funnier if it just said SEX
Poor child, his/her name is Sexy and grows up watching Cocomelon😔
What a life
You'd have to call him by his middle name in public. "Get back here Sexy" ain't holding up in court.
You know your parents are self centered assholes if your name is Sexy or XÆA-12.
The kid is sexy and he knows it
https://preview.redd.it/29oar8z02j8d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763db8f0a29571d3c19cdfd80eab4519f7f2282c
Ok, that’s good
https://preview.redd.it/f3esugalcj8d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc47a2730f90fdb912353bdfa065ba38c0e39d59
I think the cake maker got hoodwinked
The Y blends in and I didn’t notice it until I read the caption. I thought it was a sex cake
There is so much wrong with this image
Cocomelon brain rot in action.
A true r/tragedeigh
Is that even legal? I don't think this can be a legal name, at least where I live
in the usa you could name your child the entire harry potter series in some states
This just looks so wrong. That poor kid. Who wants to bet his mother is one of those deranged single boymoms who expects their son to be their 'one true love' for all his life......
"Hi. I'm Sexy."
STOP GIVING YOUR KIDS HORRENDOUS FUCKING NAMES JUST SO THAT THEY’RE UNIQUE
A substitute teacher's worst nightmare.
Sure it wasn't Zecksy or something like that?
Isn’t this stuff usually done through online nowadays? You put in an online order and they notify you when it’s ready
Pretty sure you can do these over phone calls as well
Maybe Zaxby? It's a bit of a stretch, but I could see it being a mistake
I had a friend through middle and high school with the last name Zechmann and that was our nickname for him lmao
There is no way that they wouldn’t ask the customer to spell it over the phone
Gexy, like the beloved platformer game mascot
I don't know what's worse, naming your kids sexy, or raising them on fucking cocomelon
You know I didn’t even need to see the name to know the parent was irresponsible and not fit to raise a child. The Cocomelon theme did it for me.
I prefer calling her TARDIS
I'm bringing Sexy back....from the daycare
But it was their choice to make that Y nearly the same colour as the cake and so incredibly hard to read
Disgusting if true
That kid will see what Hell is like once they go to school. The parents are dumbasses
Whoever named their child "sexy" needs to go straight to prison and not collect 200 from passing go.
Did Million Moms commission this just to post a pic of this as ragebait or something?
Everyone should not be able to just make babies
My family knows a family from Afganistan. One of the daughters name was Nazi. She changed her name later.
I think this is meant for an adult as an inside joke but the woman was too embarrassed to tell the baker what it was really for and just fumbled it on the spot.
If the person wouldn't post things like this the person do not have to justify themself.
If this is real, the parents should be locked up and mogged
Why make the "y" blue on a blue cake...
this is why no aliens have contacted us.
Do you think they know that sexy means you want to have sex with them?
I feel like the government should step in an make it illegal to name your child something like “sexy”, it’s out of pocket
I love how the explanation some how made it a million times worse
That poor child.
I'm gonna venture a lil guess that their 'son' is an adult who dresses as a baby.
I figured someone was just trolling them but you might be right, lol
Totally plausible. That was my first thought lol.
At least it’s not Tahula Does The Hula from Hawaii
Jamie Tarts mom made him a cake
That can't possibly the child's name. There's no way that paperwork was filed without anyone going "Nope, that means you're raising a serial killer as that amount of bullying would break anyone."
I hope his last name isnt Vegan
Names that I'd change as soon I was 18 for 500 Alex.
I suspect that there is a grown adult wearing diapers at that house
It's pronounced "stephen" we just spell it different.
Reminds me of how there’s a boy out there named Vagina.
Aside from the sharp disconnect my mind is making at the word/name “SEXY” being attached to a Cocomelon cake, of all things, I’m more flabbergasted that “SEX” has clearly differentiating colors whereas the “Y” blends in with the rest of the cake. I suspect this person knew exactly what they were doing for better or worse. This made me laugh more than it should have.
Sexy Vegan? Is that you?
That kid better start hitting the gym at age 10. Because being a fat kid named "Sexy" won't be fun
The fact that the kids actual name is "Sexy" makes it truly comedy heaven! 😆
I think if you name your child this, the kid should be taken from you and you would be forced to be castrated like a cow. You lost your child privileges.
Prolly an LGBTQ owned slav... I mean child.
Now that's fucking sad.
Remove the child immediately
Yeah I would've just refused to do this one, and if I got pushback I would just say "Listen, I'm not the one that named the kid Sexy"
That kid will have a Nissan Altima in the future, I can feel it
Sexy... fucking hell, soon we'll be hearing about kids named Rectal Prolapse
Oh they're gonna have a fun time searching for their name online, that's for sure.
Sexy Sadie?
Sexy. 25 years old Hawaiian organ donor
Even if it’s their name imagine calling a child sexy. Fucking Gross.
Some names should be rejected
What's the number one cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
You should x-post to /r/tragedeigh
Man thank fuck she'll be unschooling Lil Sexy so no poor teacher has to call that across the room.
Who wants to jinx their offsprings looks?
That poor child
The cake says 2! Happy 2nd birthday, Sexy!
Get a different colour “Y” at least.
*Cps has entered the chat*
is this one of elon's kids?
Brain rot parents
Erm.. I think it should be Sicily or something else..
How tf is it legal to name your child something like this? Why do some countries not have a pre approved list of names that are allowed to prevent an idiot from naming their kid Stupidson Smith?
/tragedeigh
There are names like Batman too
You can't be allowed to officially name your child Sexy? There must be SOME rules intervening when getting the official documents?