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FullOfNexus

Op What were you doing in the sub in the first place


SexRapistOfficial

Official authority here, our archives show that OP was in fact, masturbating to rape porn. Thanks for your patience. If you have any other questions and complaints, please feel free to send a letter to the closest Monogatari fan convention.


ragewithoutage

Reputation is a small price to pay for a good cursed comment


EarthDust00

He didn't have a lot to begin with.


aehopexoh

A small price to pay for salvation


Euphoric-Long780

not small, but big price if you have


XerXesX98

Username checks out


Yolo065

Hey official authority, I'm cyber cop here, can you provide me some sources? Need the sources so I can arrest the people whoever posted it. And it's urgent.


SexRapistOfficial

Unfortunately, I cannot share private information regarding our customers without their consent.


darthguaxinim

>I cannot share private information regarding our customers without their consent. Oh, the irony


Yolo065

Ok 😔😔😔


RoBLSW

Consent? Stop saying buzzwords that don't even exist.


ya-biooooooii-body

how far does it squirt


SexRapistOfficial

Approximately 1.609344 kilometers. (Around two Burj Khalifas for freedom people)


ya-biooooooii-body

okay i just saw your user i apologize


SexRapistOfficial

It's alright.


ya-biooooooii-body

don’t get mad pls


SexRapistOfficial

Nah it's fine. Besides, what could possibly happen if I get mad?


ya-biooooooii-body

do you wear a see through crop top?


SexRapistOfficial

Yes, I also have long pink hair with black patches on it.


RPD_officer_1

Thank you for the information I will take care of the rest


Ok-Peanut-3353

r/UsernameChecksOut


miniredfox

r/rimjob_steve


Burning_Toast998

🤯 brooo


Utaha_Senpai

Monogatari mentioned LETS GOOOO


L0wded_

r/UsernameChecksOut


TheFakestOfBricks

Wow, thanks u/SexRapistOfficial!


Ok-Mud4136

The tentacles won’t watch themselves


Dont_pet_the_cat

Someone needs to feed the poor things :(


sterak_fan

get op in horny jail


s3haj

In any sorta jail tbh


DolfyDK

Op should be on a watch list


baboon_ass_eater69

Looks like a throwaway account or an alt account going out from the name but doesn't look like a bot as OP can normally answer people in his comment history. Probably his tear jerking account


CritStarrHD

Scouting obviously


dickiedick69

asking the right questions here


Twistedbalzck43

good point


Pyromaniac096

Man lowkey told on themselves


SailorSpyro

I'm in a sub for finding and reporting female hate subs, and subs like that are often posted. We go in to report. Could be that.


Utaha_Senpai

He's never beating the allegations


FalconRelevant

OP is a bot.


ProbablyLuckybeast

Bro just wants a couple no matter what


EiEpix

did you use applepitou's picture as your pfp ?


ProbablyLuckybeast

Yes, full permission


everyone_hated

r/chainsawfolk is leaking


callmerussell

r/bi_irl


Agrolimesentisilifen

r/whenopissus Why are you browsing rape hentai?


IGOKTUG

r/WhenOpPissesOnUs Mmm piss


Select_Most3660

The fact that this is real is crazy


ncnotebook

Two hours old, though.


Particular_Put_6911

How is that a real sub lmfao


Jusnoor

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Speculosity

When o piss us


Select_Most3660

That’s exactly what I read


noOne000Br

put me in the screenshot with a bear


SuccessfulLawyer3437

.....at least try to hide what you were browsing....


SpeedFlux09

How did you get there in the first place a bit sus no?


RosesandEternity

for tips


inconspiciousdude

Just the tips?


ya_boiii_nightmare

only a certain type of tip


5Garret5

🤯brooo


yourdiamondgirl

Stockholm syndrome :Xxx


baptisminflames

You can't stay silent forever OP , care to explain yourself?


shadowylurking

The perils of anime profile pic


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Cursed subreddit


Kroppi_the_original

Nah actually pretty good.


Atharva0711

Followed by Cursed opinion


ethnique_punch

"Man I'm glad I can safely roleplay as a terrorist in this DnD campaign" The FBI raiding your house for terrorism:


Kroppi_the_original

I mean nobody real is getting hurt.


KurumiiDantobe

Cursed morals


Kroppi_the_original

I'm right tough.Nothing wrong with fantasizing as long as you don't act it out.


RonanCruz

In that logic would you say that CP is fine?


[deleted]

Quick question, how is CP made? That should be an adequate explanation for why that is wrong, but jerking off to pixels isn't.


RonanCruz

So what about drawn cp is that fine?


KurumiiDantobe

Seek therapy bro Edit: this went from cursed comments to redditmoment already


Education_Waste

CNC is a big thing my dude, as long as it’s fantasy who cares


aehopexoh

Why are you mentioning computer numerical control here bro?


bigblockclock

google consenual non consent


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


RespectableFatigue1

Idek what's funnier, this moment or the fact that the post above is the EXACT FUCKING COMIC THIS COMMENT IS ON


Kroppi_the_original

Sauce?


RespectableFatigue1

Raping the sealed mummy(thats what i think it's called at least) by 6no1


Kroppi_the_original

Thank


RespectableFatigue1

You're welcome


LB1234567890

Huh this wasn't as bad as I immagined.


Steve_M927

Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


Kroppi_the_original

Pesto isn't sauce. Pesto is Pesto. Edit: Also Pesto doesn't have to necessarily be made with basil.There are other flavors to.


[deleted]

As an Italian, that's true


dbug_legend

Exposed him! A sauce poser


roganwriter

r/hedidthesauce


blackpan2040

r/subsifellfor


monkehhhhhh

r/idontthinkthatsarealsubandimnotgonnabotherchecking


KitchenAd5997

Out of all these sauces. Which one is your favorite?


Steve_M927

out of the ones I've had. Probably Ranch.


Crimsoner

Babe wake up new sauce lore dropped


jellybit65

Sauce? I'm curious what the fuck caused the original comment about this Stockholm shit


RespectableFatigue1

Raping the sealed mummy(thats what i think it's called at least) by 6no1


jellybit65

it's a mummy? That even worse holy shit


wurm2

If it makes it better she's not like decayed or anything, she looks like a normal woman (well normal by hentai body proportion standards anyway) with some bandages and Egyptian headdress/jewelry. 491766 on the numbers site.


Virtual_Inevitable63

Bro didn't even hide the subreddit😔


child_target

"even better"


UshouldknowR

I mean given the subreddit that's not a shocking interaction.


dragonmaster_000

I’m sorry but what the fuck


StrikeMeDownZeus

The fuck you doing Op?


coffeegintoki

i thought the upvote ratios were weird, then i saw the subreddit


The_battlePotato

Is it just me or does this feel slightly wholesome?


Ant_Man420

what


The_battlePotato

I'll take that as a yes


WD_Gaster87

What. 😧


Utaha_Senpai

StockholmBros....


Normalman237

he is raping him dude


rynemac357

And then they are falling in love?


Atharva0711

Love cures all as they say


West-Objective-6567

Nigga why are you in that sub


MemeLordsUnited

Broooooo


SurturRaven

"for all who draw the sword will die by the sword." 💀 That's a sneak peak of jail right there OP.


Outside_Ad1020

I browse that exact subreddit each day, I think I have already even seen that post


Outside_Ad1020

No image option so imagine a small guy with a big violet witch hat with yellow glowing eyes holding a lettuce Veigar holding a lettuce


[deleted]

Each day??


fryingpansarecool420

They’re just like me fr


RedditMeUse

u/Thanossuck can you confirm this?


classymelon236

What is OP doing on that subreddit 💀


itsllama5052

Bro what were u doing in rape hentai


NekoMango

Breedable


dr_dezzy6

Why are you in r/rape_hentai


aBeer4urking

to quote Mike Tyson "Im gonna fuck you till you love me fggt"


Public_Warning_9890

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


MiserableRose

W taste


rtlturtlepotato

That's, what the fuck. Why the fuck, who the fuck, huh? Who in the hell would create a fucking subreddit like that? Straight to the electric chair.


Educational_Duty_461

Ngl this would a beautiful love story if this is a tv show


MrFlica

A bit like what I would do on you


johnlime3301

The name "Thanossuck" isn't referring to a disapproval of Thanos. He's sucking off of him.


Kaminoneko

I’d like to go back to 30 seconds ago before I knew that sub existed….


jayeebabi

They in prison maybe?


dogdillon

oh well thats a comment thread


FLVoiceOfReason

…very fifty shades of grey stuff….


shiroganekurosaki

Did I stutter?


CheekclappinSSJ

R/ what??


SomeMyoux

Why are you there?


Odd-Doubt8960

Why are you on this subreddit Op?


Ford_Ecosport

well i was raped(not exactly) but being a responsible brother i kept living and supporting my family...


Koleksiyoncu_999999

Wtf are you doing there in the first place??


Donkey_D_Pucci

Ayo! You also on that sub too, brothers in crime


mrduckV2

...the fuck are You in that sub for