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Had a friend tell me a story relating to this when he was in basic:
So he and his platoon are about to start basic, like shipping out to wherever it is the next day, and they’re all hanging around and what not. Well one of them is drawing something; really detailed tits. Like, apparently it was notably good. But then like 20 minutes later they noticed he had been in the bathroom for awhile, and checked his stuff. No drawing. Then awhile later he came back looking really satisfied. According to my friend, he received the nickname Tac Jack for this.
Went to basic with a guy that beat his meat every day for about two months straight.
All of the sudden he started cumming out blood. Maybe it's a one off thing. Nope, he jizzes out more blood the next time around.
Went to our MTI. MTI asked what we needed to go to medical for.
"Sir, you don't wanna know". This elicited zero questions funny enough.
Upon arriving to the base hospital, they literally ask him if he tried not jerking off.
Ran some quick tests for STI or an UTI. Nothing. Got a cotton swab go down his dick hole and a twirl though.
Really, any field with long hours and/or long periods of time spent away from home. Shit is endemic with pilots, air stewards, oil rig workers, and other similar professions as well.
It goes both ways as well
People in the military do cheat on their spouses sometimes just like how their spouses might cheat on them as well
Being in the military doesn’t mean that the person is loyal / ‘can’t be the cheater’
Simply, don’t marry someone who can’t live without sex for 6 months straight or more.. or less. Also, the communication can also be very minimal sometimes.
Simply, either might give in to sexual infidelity.
Simply, marry someone who can control themselves, and loves you completely.
Just marry someone you can actually trust? Loyalty does exist but you need to find it and keep it. I'm so sick of current media to always sensationalize cheating and feed in to the idea that everyone cheats (especially women). No wonder you all have trust issues, stop believing everything you see and read online and go talk to real human beings.
Thank you for saying don't marry someone who can't live without sex for 6 months, I'm going insane by all these posts saying loyalty is dead.
Some do some don’t
Ik dudes in the military who wouldn’t dare try to date someone else from the military cuz it’ll be two high stress busy people being stressed out asf together.
Some ppl want to date someone who isn’t stressed out and busy all the time.
Also, there is a slight uptick in masculine personalities regarding women in the military and not everyone sips that type of tea.
Well you are comparing western countries to India. It's unfair really.
India's just in another league in terms of providing cheap but world class quality healthcare.
For how many people that have died due to the lack of action? Yea I sure hope you guys at least sell the self test kit for cheap.
In fact costing $3 each when your average income is less than $$450 per month seems expensive. Why isn’t that shit free like many other western countries?
Can’t imagine saying “it’s unfair to compare western countries to india” when you’re comparing welfare lmfao
Imagine posting some link to a website called “mylifeisamovie”
Sure as hell east to provide “cheap” medicine when you don’t have the proper policy and mass produce knock off medicines.
Here’s a list on welfare provided by country:
https://www.prosperity.com/rankings
Honestly, was pretty hard to find India on here
Idk about now but back in like 2021ish when COVID was at its peak they were handing out as many self test kits as you wanted for free where I am in the US. Some dude knocked on our door asking if we wanted any and my mom was like 'uhhh I'll take 10 I guess' lol.
You sure you’re talking about the same thing? Or are you not in the US?
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>> Plan B One-Step usually costs about $40-$50. Next Choice One Dose, Take Action, and My Way generally cost less — about $15-$45. You can also order a generic brand called AfterPill online for $20 + $5 shipping. (AfterPill can’t be shipped quick enough to use if you need a morning-after pill right now, but you can buy it and put it in your medicine cabinet in case you need it in the future.)
Well, the morning after pill, right?
It costs ₹100-300 here. Around 1-3 usd.
These aren't like govt subsidised pills or anything. These are like proper pills, lisenced, certified; publicly traded company products.
I really can't comprehend why it's so expensive over there.
Yeah, the morning after pill.
Unfortunately it’s all politicians and pharmaceutical companies. The pharma companies are making sure the politicians are getting rich off of them, so the politicians make sure the drug prices stay high. The people suffer.
This has to be fiction. My co-payment cost $2, and now even without the Medical aid it's about $7.55. You Americans are either getting robbed or we're getting some stepped on shit here.
Wait until I tell you that my Crohn’s medicine costs 22,500$ every 2 months; thankfully I have ACA (Obamacare) government-subsidized insurance because I would be unable to afford that and would have to live in terrible pain.
On the flip side on the past, I’ve had private insurance that said I lied about having a “pre existing” condition because of an unrelated doctor visit months before I was hospitalized and diagnosed with Crohn’s disease. They then proceeded to drop my coverage and pay for nothing, causing me to be saddled with 6 figures of medical debt that was thankfully forgiven by the non profit hospital I was at. The American healthcare system is the best if you can afford it, and for me our version of socialized healthcare is the only way I’ve gotten coverage since then.
Considering the vast majority of Americans have issues getting coverage or affording it, our system sucks. The amount of people left medically bankrupt every year due to sheer bad luck on health is astounding.
Don’t know if I’ve ever had a $50 copay for prescription meds. Without insurance, yeah $50 is pretty normal for me. But with insurance it’s usually in the $8-$15 range.
Same active ingredient, 1/5th the price and no awkwardness when the middle aged lady at cvs stares at you with hate in her eyes.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/509481545
> when the middle aged lady at cvs stares at you with hate in her eyes.
Can't stand this shit, if you don't want to dispense meds for people regardless of what it is, don't work in a fucking pharmacy. Seriously, like Chick Fil A is hiring, go work there or at the church.
It's 5$ at Costco- also if you're stocking up make sure that you triple check how long it'll last for. Im seeing some places saying as long as 2 years for levogastrol but that is in ideal conditions.
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honestly, if you are going to be in the millitary, you shouldn't be in a relationship. not being able to be with your SO is not going be be fun for the both of you.
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If you are joining the military don’t get married, these hoes ain’t loyal…
As the saying goes... If the government thought you needed a wife/gf, they would have issued you one at basic.
The only partner a soldier needs is old reliable…
Dare I say, the right hand man
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Good ol' Jill
Sandpaper Sally
Brother you should moisturize.
And her five sisters.
And your bunkmate.
Had a friend tell me a story relating to this when he was in basic: So he and his platoon are about to start basic, like shipping out to wherever it is the next day, and they’re all hanging around and what not. Well one of them is drawing something; really detailed tits. Like, apparently it was notably good. But then like 20 minutes later they noticed he had been in the bathroom for awhile, and checked his stuff. No drawing. Then awhile later he came back looking really satisfied. According to my friend, he received the nickname Tac Jack for this.
Went to basic with a guy that beat his meat every day for about two months straight. All of the sudden he started cumming out blood. Maybe it's a one off thing. Nope, he jizzes out more blood the next time around. Went to our MTI. MTI asked what we needed to go to medical for. "Sir, you don't wanna know". This elicited zero questions funny enough. Upon arriving to the base hospital, they literally ask him if he tried not jerking off. Ran some quick tests for STI or an UTI. Nothing. Got a cotton swab go down his dick hole and a twirl though.
At home your wife is your right hand, out here your right hand is your wife.
What do you think your battle buddy was for, son?
Met a dude in the Navy who was on a 7 month deployment with me, and when we got home his woman was 3 months pregnant...
I heard the sperm can take up to 4 months to reach the uterus. That guy wife probably…
I worked with a dude who was in the army and had the same scenario, except he wasn't deployed.
Oof
Oof...F
It's a Christmas miracle
Call the Vatican!
Same for navy/merchant Navy, too many sad stories from too many senior officers.... Edit : typo
Really, any field with long hours and/or long periods of time spent away from home. Shit is endemic with pilots, air stewards, oil rig workers, and other similar professions as well.
It goes both ways as well People in the military do cheat on their spouses sometimes just like how their spouses might cheat on them as well Being in the military doesn’t mean that the person is loyal / ‘can’t be the cheater’ Simply, don’t marry someone who can’t live without sex for 6 months straight or more.. or less. Also, the communication can also be very minimal sometimes. Simply, either might give in to sexual infidelity. Simply, marry someone who can control themselves, and loves you completely.
Just marry someone you can actually trust? Loyalty does exist but you need to find it and keep it. I'm so sick of current media to always sensationalize cheating and feed in to the idea that everyone cheats (especially women). No wonder you all have trust issues, stop believing everything you see and read online and go talk to real human beings. Thank you for saying don't marry someone who can't live without sex for 6 months, I'm going insane by all these posts saying loyalty is dead.
Plus no 19 year old is going to stay loyal after they drop 20lbs in basic and have a job that's at least in the realm of being respectable.
*every single 18 yr old who fell in love in tech school* "Yeah Imm a pass"
If you join the military just get someone from the military smh.
You obviously haven’t seen someone from the military.
Lmao.
Some do some don’t Ik dudes in the military who wouldn’t dare try to date someone else from the military cuz it’ll be two high stress busy people being stressed out asf together. Some ppl want to date someone who isn’t stressed out and busy all the time. Also, there is a slight uptick in masculine personalities regarding women in the military and not everyone sips that type of tea.
My brother tried this. He got sent to the Pacific while his wife stayed in Italy. That went as well as it sounds like would.
That raise tho
That’s why you marry a homie.
🧠
Why'd you get married at all then?
they pay you more if you're married though. i know a couple people who rushed their wedding ahead of their deployment just for the extra money.
I think there’s a saying about that, “Marriage… only geniuses rush in” or something like that…🙄🙄🙄
_Wise men say Only fools rush in but I can’t help falling in love with a raise_
Hoes ? Don’t get a committed relationship weee you are going to be away most of the year.
You realise relationships are a two way thing right
Can confirm, it’s surreal how often these women do this.
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Self test kits in India cost about $3.
free in Canada, but the catch is good luck finding any.
They got them piled up by the counter at the shoppers in Dawson Creek.
But what if there's a lineup for them? I don't wanna wait...
Just ask Pacey
Try London drugs. Public schools were giving them out a while ago.
Liquor mart in Manitoba was handing them out at check out awhile ago
Well you are comparing western countries to India. It's unfair really. India's just in another league in terms of providing cheap but world class quality healthcare.
I do not care what the unfair part meant but I'll take it as a compliment
It's a compliment. Lol.
I think they mean the comparison is not that useful because just about everything is 10x cheaper in India.
For how many people that have died due to the lack of action? Yea I sure hope you guys at least sell the self test kit for cheap. In fact costing $3 each when your average income is less than $$450 per month seems expensive. Why isn’t that shit free like many other western countries? Can’t imagine saying “it’s unfair to compare western countries to india” when you’re comparing welfare lmfao Imagine posting some link to a website called “mylifeisamovie” Sure as hell east to provide “cheap” medicine when you don’t have the proper policy and mass produce knock off medicines. Here’s a list on welfare provided by country: https://www.prosperity.com/rankings Honestly, was pretty hard to find India on here
Idk about now but back in like 2021ish when COVID was at its peak they were handing out as many self test kits as you wanted for free where I am in the US. Some dude knocked on our door asking if we wanted any and my mom was like 'uhhh I'll take 10 I guess' lol.
So functionally $50.
I think they're $15-20 in stores, but you can probably find somewhere that'll give them out for free
Flowflex kits are $10 if you're fans of false negatives.
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Kroger here has them for $30 which imo is highway robbery
They’re like $23 for 2 for the namebrand ones. Obviously she’s just being overly safe and getting 4 tests right?
Most insurance companies will reimburse.
Right... more expensive means less-developed country. Great thinking, private.
My last ten have been free. Stick a Joe Biden "I DID THAT!" sticker on 'em!
its free here in maple land
She got the Deleter 9000 bruh
I don't know what cost 50 dollars at CVS, are you sad because your wife got sick?
Plan B contraceptive. She got dicked down last night and got plan B that morning
Plan A was to pull it out.
No plan A was loyalty, guess that didn't work out.
That was the other entire course of action really… Once you fuck up, you gotta start planning
Cheating isn’t fucking up. Fucking up is a mistake, cheating is an intentional action.
Now now, let's not jump to conclusions, it could have been rape.... oh, that's worse...
my god thats even more fucked up
Or if you’re a woodworker, once you fuck up you gotta start planing.
No, that was never part of the plan.
Plan B is 50 USD? Like For Real? Fifty freaking dollars?
I mean it's a hell of a cost saver
It's illegal in certain states now
because, freedom?
Freedom to be oppressed
Usually more than that, from my experience.
Dang! I haven't seen one over 2-3 dollars ever.
You sure you’re talking about the same thing? Or are you not in the US? https://www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-parenthood-massachusetts/online-health-center/planned-parenthood-services-birth-control-abortion-std-hiv-pregnancy-health-care/emergency-contraception-plan-b >> Plan B One-Step usually costs about $40-$50. Next Choice One Dose, Take Action, and My Way generally cost less — about $15-$45. You can also order a generic brand called AfterPill online for $20 + $5 shipping. (AfterPill can’t be shipped quick enough to use if you need a morning-after pill right now, but you can buy it and put it in your medicine cabinet in case you need it in the future.)
Well, the morning after pill, right? It costs ₹100-300 here. Around 1-3 usd. These aren't like govt subsidised pills or anything. These are like proper pills, lisenced, certified; publicly traded company products. I really can't comprehend why it's so expensive over there.
Yeah, the morning after pill. Unfortunately it’s all politicians and pharmaceutical companies. The pharma companies are making sure the politicians are getting rich off of them, so the politicians make sure the drug prices stay high. The people suffer.
You wanna start a business? Lol
50 dollars! American health care is broken lol
Yea she got sick with a cum pet
Second weirdest name for a kid I’ve seen on this app
I gotta know what first place is
Pussy turd
Holy shit
are you surprised or calling the kid an angelic turd?
Holy shit
Thick Queef
50 bucks for plan B!? In my country it costs no more than 10usd, wtf??
It's what capitalistic health care gets you. I mean you wouldn't want it to be affordable to just anyone especially the poors. Definitely sarcasm.
US is basically a scam at this point
10 bucks? They barely cost 1.5 in india
Probably would just make me happy cus that's how much my wife's depression meds cost. Glad she takin care of herself 😁
Uh, buddy...
$50 is a pretty common co pay for drugs
Huh? That's a rather large copay for prescription meds
Welcome to America.
For generics and common meds, yeah it's high. But around $50 is a standard copay for non formulary medications.
Depends on your insurance and the medicine. My old ADHD meds were $400 a bottle, but after insurance it was about $14
$70 for my new adhd medicine. That's with 2 insurance no less.
This has to be fiction. My co-payment cost $2, and now even without the Medical aid it's about $7.55. You Americans are either getting robbed or we're getting some stepped on shit here.
Oh, definitely robbed. There’s little regulation on prices
Wait until I tell you that my Crohn’s medicine costs 22,500$ every 2 months; thankfully I have ACA (Obamacare) government-subsidized insurance because I would be unable to afford that and would have to live in terrible pain. On the flip side on the past, I’ve had private insurance that said I lied about having a “pre existing” condition because of an unrelated doctor visit months before I was hospitalized and diagnosed with Crohn’s disease. They then proceeded to drop my coverage and pay for nothing, causing me to be saddled with 6 figures of medical debt that was thankfully forgiven by the non profit hospital I was at. The American healthcare system is the best if you can afford it, and for me our version of socialized healthcare is the only way I’ve gotten coverage since then. Considering the vast majority of Americans have issues getting coverage or affording it, our system sucks. The amount of people left medically bankrupt every year due to sheer bad luck on health is astounding.
Not with Tricare.
Don’t know if I’ve ever had a $50 copay for prescription meds. Without insurance, yeah $50 is pretty normal for me. But with insurance it’s usually in the $8-$15 range.
Got bad news for ya ....
:(
She buy a refill every Sunday morning. Sometimes an extra on Thursday
they’re free in canada with good benefits. yikes
Good for you, my man. How's her boyfriend doing? Helps supporting your happy marriage?
Plan B should be Plan BB, for Back-walls Blown-out…
She's an idiot then because if you're married they'll give it to her at the family care clinic for free on post.
Wouldn't the base pharmacy *know* the husband was on deployment..?
Wasn’t the first. Wont be the last.
No they wouldn't know And no they wouldn't care.
But then you gotta wait until Monday >:(
Wow. Joke went right over my head at first. Thought it was about the wife spending all the damn money, I know mine does.
Women be shopping
TRUE!!
Fucking Jody.
She already did.
Exactly
Eggs sure are getting expensive, that’s true.
Especially when fertilized
You don’t know much about farming, huh? You just need a willing cock.
Looks like she found one.
fun fact they sell the generics for like 10 bucks on various websites. stock up and never have to waste 50 bucks again.
I mean I've seen aftera as low as $20 but ten dollars is crazy! Link please?
Same active ingredient, 1/5th the price and no awkwardness when the middle aged lady at cvs stares at you with hate in her eyes. https://www.walmart.com/ip/509481545
> when the middle aged lady at cvs stares at you with hate in her eyes. Can't stand this shit, if you don't want to dispense meds for people regardless of what it is, don't work in a fucking pharmacy. Seriously, like Chick Fil A is hiring, go work there or at the church.
Ordered 5. Thanks!
It's 5$ at Costco- also if you're stocking up make sure that you triple check how long it'll last for. Im seeing some places saying as long as 2 years for levogastrol but that is in ideal conditions.
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Thank you for your service.
Something something thank you for your cervix.
This is dark!
This is common!
To be fair, thats also just 2 snacks and a drink at this point.
Tampons, Midol, good chocolate, potato chips, diet soda, and half a dozen tabloids. Easily $50.
But not exactly 50. Only ever got plan B for one girl one time in my life so far and it was exactly 50.
Don't forget makeup
Yes, concealer to cover the hormonal zits.
What's CVS?
Chain of pharmacy stores in the US.
*Chain of Varmacy Stores
**Fortunate Son Intensifies**
As a CVS employee, I really gotta stay quiet on this post
You knew
IFunny....
Jody always gets his
Since Plan B is 10-30 in most places now, it's probably more some energy drinks, chocolate, snacks, toilet paper and covid test
She bought all the limited edition Peeps squishmallows?
Don't worry my brothers, your wife is being taken care of. 😌
So no one is mentioning the ifunny mark?
At least she's not having it :)
honestly, if you are going to be in the millitary, you shouldn't be in a relationship. not being able to be with your SO is not going be be fun for the both of you.
Or she's so depressed you're gone that she's starting off the day with a fuckton of alcohol from the drug store. My Rite Aid has a great selection
I mean it's not like he isn't gucking or raping anything in sight, be it civilians or female soldiers
#Plan B
Big oof
Holy hell. You guys are too dark on the jokes!
What's cvs
Cervical Violation Service Nah, it’s a chain of pharmacies
Cvs? i dont get it
Pharmacy
What the hell is CVS ? Middle eastern here
Gotta be more like $60 these days after inflation
She bought like 10 boxes of robogels and tryna hit 4th plat.
The face of a man stuck on Tatooine
iFunny Watermark
Cash is king, ladies
$6 at costco