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buniqer

Use your head buddy!


V0ct0r

But I don't want to use my head!!! Aaaaaa- ***metal pipe sfx***


krazykellerxkid

Just watched that yesterday lol


buniqer

🤨


V0ct0r

[clip in question](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx2IeJirS-g)


Comprehensive-Ad712

I feel you https://preview.redd.it/z4xvca2mek6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01800282505e191e5d54418b7eadfb20d88152c


DIDDLYDECIMATER

the bacon is fucked N0OOOOOOOOOOO


Hokage101sama

Yo why you feelin him like that


omarhd78

Grap it with your head


jason_abbs

Use your head


Vovchick09

Use your head.


Shmeckey

Throw your face (use your head)


beardedsilverfox

Be the ball, throw yourself


StatementCandid9256

What's that item?


XenosHg

Gives like 10k money for 20 curse


0ppai_0ppai

It gives you like 20k gold but curses you


Annithilate_gamer

Basically guarantes a flask recharge later on but with the possibility of killing you right now. I usually don't pick it up, mostly not worth it.


Van-DarkALBERT

Lmfao what


Annithilate_gamer

The 20k gold that cursed artifact gives you is exactly the same you need for a flask recharge in food shops, which is very useful. Most of the time you'll risk yourself to sell artifact, the main reason is going to be the flask given how shop items have been mostly affordable since the game's economy was fixed and thus you really can buy them by just playing the game normaly, unlike flask charges which require a bigger compromise with savings and getting more gold due to it being the MOST expensive item in the entire game, not even tier X items in Cavern are half as expensive.


TehMephs

I mean, a lot of legendaries you can get early on mean you never need to buy a weapon. Shields you can roll to endgame with a starter shield if you’re just relying on the parry mechanic. Most spells can also get by without upgrading if you’re just using them for synergy on the legendary weapon, so it’s not unusual to have like 40-60k by the 2nd boss. I usually have room to buy at least 2 flask charges during a run, and i use gastronomy early game, or tainted flask on mid game brutality runs which almost eliminates the need for that even. You shouldn’t need to make enormous compromises to afford a flask recharge at the food shop or you’re over spending on unnecessary stuff. I mean I had a starter pure nail with the 100% bonus damage/taken affix and nothing really outscaled that from any shops. It took me to the 2nd to last biome and I only died from a curse mistake


Annithilate_gamer

Although legendaries doesn't have more damage multiplier than their normal counterparts (On the same tier), your point about not making compromises for healing really is true.


TehMephs

Some legs are kinda meh, some have some pretty game changing affixes. Lance 300% damage boost, or machete/pistol, boomerang with its bonus ammo (triple charge and networking with the ammo mutation). They’re either tossable or they’re game breaking IME.


Annithilate_gamer

Yeah those you mentioned really are almost always guaranted wins


Van-DarkALBERT

Nah I was talking about the last part, ”mostly not worth it” lmao


Annithilate_gamer

It's really mostly not worth it, 20 curse is just too much for the average player and usually 20k gold doesn't have the same value as cursed chest rewards or other risk-reward extras such as rifts. I think cursed artifact would be more interesting if it only cursed 10 times and was more common, or if it did more than just give you 20k gold


Ender401

If you are caring about flasks you sre probably in the high BCs so curse will basically mean nothing


Annithilate_gamer

??? What the fuck do you mean?


Ender401

In high BCs you want to avoid using your flasks as much as possible because you don't get them back without buying them. Pre first boss in high BCs you basically want to play no-hit for the no-hit room and to avoid needing to heal


GenericVessel

>20 curse is just too much for the average player fym too much? last time I died to curse was many, many runs ago (and BSCs)


Annithilate_gamer

You are on 5BC, and a lot of players are at like 2-3 BC still


GenericVessel

20 curse still isn't that hard to deal with


Van-DarkALBERT

If you're actually calculating the risk-reward for a mere 20-curse you should prolly just git gud💀💀💀💀💀


Annithilate_gamer

Biomes usually have like 80 enemies in them, a 20-curse is 1/4 of a biome. Yes i should calculate the risks because dead cells isn't a easy game, and you shouldn't judge me for not wanting to lose a run.


Van-DarkALBERT

80??? What are you smoking lmfao even toxic sewers have well over 100 most of the time


Annithilate_gamer

Unless you are using one of the curse mutations or doing a curse build


korinthia

Aside from using your head, could you jump in and pick it up frame perfect as you jump out?


Zavvas

You would get poisoned and then die


Stashmouth

idk why you got downvoted. wouldn't the item curse you and poison immediately kill you?


Schweaty_Bauls

You gotta do that thing where he buss and reel that bad boy in.


Schweaty_Bauls

R3


zkynaxis

Your skin looks like from katana zero


GeorgeRRZimmerman

That's because it is.