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No joke there's a mildly popular conspiracy theory that everyone in Hollywood is actually trans. The way these communities overlap he'd just see it as proof.
What about actors who are openly trans? Like Elliot Page was a trans child actor, and then mid-career they announced that they’re a man… now they’re double trans?
If you want the actual answer, yes. They think openly trans people transitioned twice, from one gender to another, and then back. It's as insane as it sounds. If you want a summary of this nonsense I believe the youtuber Mia Mulder did a video on it fairly recently.
Basically, according to transvestigators, Elliot was made to transition to female as a child then detransitioned back to adulthood back to male because this supports their demonic plan somehow
I saw one saying The Rock was trans. Lmao. This and shadow people and the down the rabbit hole video of TempleOS where this schizophrenic guy had people online convinced of his delusions are what made me realize that a lot of shit is just certifiable mentally ill people with followers who are certifiable idiots. Blind leading the blind type thing
I think in the conspiracy iceberg, this one would be close to the bottom.
The penis bone actually starts in the taint (or gooch, in medical terms) and telescopes in and out during sexy time
Source: I'm not a pharmacist but I handle a lot of drugs.
In all seriousness you must be fun at parties. I wish I had someone jumping into all my conversations with random penis trivia.
You quite literally would be a lot of fun to have in a group conversation
I've never had a well defined V-cut even when I was as skinny as a mangy dog and especially now that i'm fat(ter, 208 lbs 5'10") so it depends on more than just body fat.
I read somewhere the it is pretty entirely about being low body fat percentage.
According to Wikipedia
“The shape of the grooves are formed by the inguinal ligament.[1] The visibility of the belt is caused by a low body fat percentage, rather than the creation of new muscle.”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo%27s_belt
It’s like abs in that TECHNICALLY it’s true that all you need is a low body fat percentage, but it’s astronomically easier to obtain that body fat percentage when you’re muscular vs no exercise.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1122144-vagina-bones](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1122144-vagina-bones) I think it started with Tokyo Mirage Sessions
I weigh 45kg and I can definitely see my vagina bones...and also my vagina...
It's annoying; for YEARS I was more than 130kg and couldn't shift a milligram - then it all fell off about 15 years ago and now I'm underweight (according to BMI which is an extremely inaccurate way of determining obesity. Waist-to-hip ratio is better. Body fat percentage is probably the gold standard). I have very little muscle due to being chronically ill, so probably have quite a high BF% (but likely not as high as when I was morbidly obese).
I'm 5'6".
Its just transversus abdominis, the deep abdominal muscle. You see it on athletes or bodybuilder with low bodyfat %
You didn't miss anything, there's no such thing as a vagina bone, the guy who made the post is just a fat incel without knowledge of human body
The real facepalm is this thread.
This was a joke referencing the whole controversy they had for Tokyo Mirage Sessions being censored in the US where someone famously said "they took away her vagina bones"
This was just making fun of that.
I think people are missing the context of this. A few years ago a game released called Tokyo Mirage Sessions in which one of the female characters had those pelvic bones defined in the japanese version and got censored in the international release by erasing them from the model. One person who was (probably) serious about their complaint about this called them "vagina bones" and people made fun of him for it and since then it's been a meme to call them that. I don't think the person in this picture was being serious and just making fun of the original context but the original "vagina bones" guy was probably an incel
Guys...this is a joke, not a facepalm.
"Vagina bones" is a term coined by an unfortunatley non-joker talking shit about the Fire Emblem/SMT spinoff game.
Not only am I shaking my head from him calling the pelvis ( a bone that both men and women have ) a "vagina bones," but I'm also cringing from the bad grammar when he says, "gave Link a vagina bones."
I'm gonna add that to the list real quick...
- Carrying a water bottle in a public space
- Belt bags
- Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles)
- Eating
- Cooking
- Liking colors
- Crying
- "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings
- Masturbation
- Statistics
- Autism
- Caring for your girlfriend
- Using an umbrella
- Buying flowers for your girlfriend/wife
- Cunnilingus
- Pelvis
Nerd alert: Link is a member of the Hylian race, being of humanoid form with elfin features, including pointed ears. He is also a child of the forest, which typically have a personal fairy.
Why did Nintendo designers make modern Link such a thirst trap?
It's called Bishōnen, literally translates to beautiful boy. Basically a type of character design that's androgynous.
I guess since Link is supposed to embody courage, they made his design very un-masculine to contrast against that and make him more of an underdog in a hostile world. Though to be fair, his design in BOTW and TotK isn't even that unmasculine, he just looks like a swimmer or something.
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Someone has never seen anyone without a beer belly…
Also staring at stupid sexy links mid section for long enough for him to want to post about it. The projection from the average gamer is crazy
Link is a slut, he should cover up so I don't have to think about how hot he is. That's gay.
average huh
Was gonna say the same. "Why isn't he barrel shapped like me"
It’s American fastfood belly 😁
Mf really said vagina bones 💀😭😂
I've been looking through my copy of Grey's Anatomy for that one all day.
There's your mistake. You need *Gay's Anatomy.* Sorry... cheap joke, I know...
Shane shame shame shame
Maybe that reference is exclusive to Sobotta?
Right, everyone knows those are cum gutters.
He’s like 90% cum gutter.
He isn’t Link The Twink for nothing!
Twinks Awakening.
Did you ever see him in Drawn Together? It was a documentary, filmed in real time.
my god don't let this person see that one picture of Brad Pitt, their head will explode
No joke there's a mildly popular conspiracy theory that everyone in Hollywood is actually trans. The way these communities overlap he'd just see it as proof.
What about actors who are openly trans? Like Elliot Page was a trans child actor, and then mid-career they announced that they’re a man… now they’re double trans?
Trans Reverse Uno card
In Elliot’s case, it was the Juno card.
It just occurred to me how weird it must be to be a dude whose best known role is a pregnant teen mom
I'm sure the tears nicely wipe away with all the money they made from it
it's weird enough spending the majority of your life being viewed as a butch woman and then doing the 180 and becoming an effeminate man.
If you want the actual answer, yes. They think openly trans people transitioned twice, from one gender to another, and then back. It's as insane as it sounds. If you want a summary of this nonsense I believe the youtuber Mia Mulder did a video on it fairly recently.
Wait, wut?... ... ... Nope, I thought about it longer and still get my brain slamming into a wall of WUT???
oops didnt mean to transition into a girl before i was born
They are trans-human
I am totally confused by this statement.
Transphobes claimed pre-transition Elliot Page was already a transwoman before he came out as a transman.
Transcendent
Basically, according to transvestigators, Elliot was made to transition to female as a child then detransitioned back to adulthood back to male because this supports their demonic plan somehow
They'd be a trans-former
I saw one saying The Rock was trans. Lmao. This and shadow people and the down the rabbit hole video of TempleOS where this schizophrenic guy had people online convinced of his delusions are what made me realize that a lot of shit is just certifiable mentally ill people with followers who are certifiable idiots. Blind leading the blind type thing I think in the conspiracy iceberg, this one would be close to the bottom.
Transvestigators would be so funny to me if they weren't so scary.
"***a*** vagina bones" no less! lol
A penis bone would be a straight line down from his belly button I do medicine
I have a doctorate in PhD medicine and am doctor Can confirm the hip bone connects to the vagina bone
We must have skipped that verse in kindergarten. Is that where you find this "clitoris" I keep hearing about?
The clitoris bone is also connected to the vagina bone.
The clitoris is mostly gristle
The penis bone actually starts in the taint (or gooch, in medical terms) and telescopes in and out during sexy time Source: I'm not a pharmacist but I handle a lot of drugs.
Raccoons have a penis bone (and a number of other mammals actually, it's called a baculum).
In all seriousness you must be fun at parties. I wish I had someone jumping into all my conversations with random penis trivia. You quite literally would be a lot of fun to have in a group conversation
Surely you’ve heard of vulva knuckles? No? Fibula, labia, tibia…
Vulva Knuckles sounds like a bounty hunter
Tbf I did think it sounded like a female alternative to “wanker”
Luv knucklin' me vulva
... Next season on "The Mandalorian"
No, he said "a" vagina bones
[удалено]
BONE???
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Don't ever speak to me like this again
BOOOOOOONNNNNE!
BONE!!!
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*superior officer but so happy to see this exchange 😂
They do go together
What do you think a boner is?
Jsyk the vagina bones joke is old enough to vote in the US now: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vagina-bones
Tell us you are an incel without saying you are an incel…
Tell us you are a super obese blubber boy without saying you are a super obese blubber boy...
Yeah as an obese blubber boy that was my first thought as well. This dude has literally never seen someone naked without a big ol gut lol
It's not gay if he has a feminine dick
Male version is cum gutters
Said “A vagina bones”, I have more questions than there are letters in that phrase
I thought the scientific term was cum gutters.
No. The mf said "**a** vagina bones."
Aaaaand leg bones connected to the...vagina bone... Must have missed that verse.
To the ‘a’ vagina bone lol
Tell me you have quite a belly without telling me you have on
I was like... I'm somewhat soft in the middle now, but college track athlete me definitely had these so-called vagina bones.
Why am I soft in the middle now? The rest of my life is so hard.
Where’s my wife and family?
Who will be my role model? Now that my role model is gone , gone?
Oops! We skipped - “What if I die here?”
My bad, I wanted to get to the instrumental. 🎺🎺🎺
Ducked back down the alley with some rolly polly little bat faced girl.
He skipped back down the alley way
They’re called penis pointers and it’s the best thing about being a runner.
I believe the scientific term is cum-gutters
Same
I always called them cum gutters
Right? In my experience it is THE most drooled over physical attribute in men, this post is nuts.
They don’t call em cum gutters for nothin
No, they're vagina bones, they just said.
I've never had a well defined V-cut even when I was as skinny as a mangy dog and especially now that i'm fat(ter, 208 lbs 5'10") so it depends on more than just body fat.
Yea, it also requires having some muscle there. Edit: this appears to be incorrect.
I read somewhere the it is pretty entirely about being low body fat percentage. According to Wikipedia “The shape of the grooves are formed by the inguinal ligament.[1] The visibility of the belt is caused by a low body fat percentage, rather than the creation of new muscle.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo%27s_belt
And not everyone has the morphology.
This is anecdotal, but I had low body fat and no gutters. They didn't show up until i fixed my anterior pelvic tilt.
It’s like abs in that TECHNICALLY it’s true that all you need is a low body fat percentage, but it’s astronomically easier to obtain that body fat percentage when you’re muscular vs no exercise.
Yeah that was my first thought too "bro you were never skinny were you" lol
That used to be called an ‘Adonis Belt’ because you had the physique of a Greek god.
Dude fat af never seen a fit male torso in his life
which is funny because one of his favorite movies is prob fight club, which features brad pitt's vagina bones on full display
The vagina bones you own end up owning you.
I am Jack's protruding vagina bone.
I am Jack's throbbing protuberance.
i love your brain 😭
I am Jack's vagina bones
Why did God give Bradd Pitt a vagina bones?!?
Probably ain’t never seen his lower half so I ain’t surprised
Apparently this dude has Never seen a naked woman either.
lol more accurate
Maybe he's been seeing too many lady bones?
How crude to call those vagina bones! They're properly called "cum gutters"!
i don't want to have to imagine cum so watery and in such volumes...
I wouldn't want to imagine it any other way...
A man a culture I see.
Exactly
Shit I absolutely hate this phrase lol. Every time someone mentions it I want to hurl
You know it would have cost you nothing not to say that
So I am a man now because I cant see my vagina bone?
Yes, your penis will be sent to you by mail.
That’s how I got mine.
Fucking USPS for me... 😞
Not until its delivered, sorry
They sent mine to me all bruised, shoulda sent it back, wasn't even long
Underrated comment😂
If you’re having any issues with it I’m glad to inform you it came included with a lifetime warranty!
Or by male. Same either way.
Don’t forget to include the retractable cock bone.
mail makes you male, interesting
This is 100% a joke referencing someone using that term unironically a few years ago ghat became a meme
[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1122144-vagina-bones](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1122144-vagina-bones) I think it started with Tokyo Mirage Sessions
The phrase "vagina bones" is over a decade old by now, way older than that tweet. I first saw it on /a/ probably around 2011.
Thanks
Its pretty obvious but most people in this comment section are probably younger than this meme
Tbf they might not know the meme exists. I only know it because of I was in the Twitter Weebosphere
Today I learned I can fat shame incels by pointing out that I can see my vagina bones.
I'm proud to say that I've lost 30 pounds and my male love handles are now revealing my vagina bones as well.
I have never actually fat shamed anyone, that's not my style. I'm proud of you for losing weight and finding your vagina bones though.
Im just a random lady here, i love how you guys sympathise with each others vagina bones
My only jobs on reddit are pissing off conservatives and making dudes feel good about their vagina bones. Wait, that's just one job.
my people🥺
Men everywhere need to embrace vagina bones. Do women have vagina bones too?
Maybe they have penis bones
So that’s where the bacula went!
No but they have a pelvic mound that incels will try and tell you is a penis.
Nope, because women aren’t real!
I weigh 45kg and I can definitely see my vagina bones...and also my vagina... It's annoying; for YEARS I was more than 130kg and couldn't shift a milligram - then it all fell off about 15 years ago and now I'm underweight (according to BMI which is an extremely inaccurate way of determining obesity. Waist-to-hip ratio is better. Body fat percentage is probably the gold standard). I have very little muscle due to being chronically ill, so probably have quite a high BF% (but likely not as high as when I was morbidly obese). I'm 5'6".
I am more concerned over the lack of nipples.
Why would a god need nipples?
What the fk is a vagina bone?? Im an aged make and suddenly im thinking i missed a biology class????
Its just transversus abdominis, the deep abdominal muscle. You see it on athletes or bodybuilder with low bodyfat % You didn't miss anything, there's no such thing as a vagina bone, the guy who made the post is just a fat incel without knowledge of human body
Really doesn’t even have to be that low. I’m relatively thin but certainly not “low body fat” and mine are fairly visible.
Not always. I’m a thin woman and you can see my cum gutters. Sometimes it’s just genes
It's from an old [meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1122144-vagina-bones).
Vagina Bones is my new rap name.
Too late that is the title of Missy Elliot’s new album
Fellas, is it gay to have a pelvis?
Well every single gay person I ever met had a pelvis, so...
They are *all* gay
Transmasc Link! Transmasc Link! Transmasc Link!
That could explain the lack of nipples too....
They have made it gay to like women!
Not sure what's worse. The understanding of anatomy or the grasp on the language.
The real facepalm is this thread. This was a joke referencing the whole controversy they had for Tokyo Mirage Sessions being censored in the US where someone famously said "they took away her vagina bones" This was just making fun of that.
Expecting everyone to know niche lore is a mistake. It’s why disinformation spreads so fast.
Those are called "cum gutters", get it right or pay the price
Leave my twink boy alone. Sorry, meant “Leave my boy Link alone”. Whew, that was a close one.
I want to just respond to him to say "So that link looks gooood in that gerudo outfit. 😏😏😼
probably incel that's got 80% bodyfat, never seen them irl
They don't venture outside of their burrows very often
Closeted men discovering something about themselves and freaking out over it.
I remember when as a fit male I had vagina bones. Didn't know the indoctrination started at the gym. Sons of bitches
As a side note, I really hate * checks notes * people always fucking adding “checks notes” to their stupid fucking jokes.
This guy's probably a fat man with a neckbeard living in his parents' basement. Doesn't know that if you're fit you can have the V cut
Vagina.....bones......what???
Damn, they gave link cum gutters
To be fair that dude probably hasn't seen his hip bones since elementary school.
L o l americans are so fat they don't know what a pelvis looks like🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think people are missing the context of this. A few years ago a game released called Tokyo Mirage Sessions in which one of the female characters had those pelvic bones defined in the japanese version and got censored in the international release by erasing them from the model. One person who was (probably) serious about their complaint about this called them "vagina bones" and people made fun of him for it and since then it's been a meme to call them that. I don't think the person in this picture was being serious and just making fun of the original context but the original "vagina bones" guy was probably an incel
Guys is it gay to have "bones" 🤨 "inside"🤨 you?
I think I might be a woman then. The wife is gonna be really confused
When the r/tomorrow shitpost is spread as fact
When yer too fat to know what the "Girdle of Apollo" is.
Alternately, "Adonis Belt"
It’s an old meme sir, ancient actually, whoever dredged that one up is probably shilling for karma
FELLAS! Is it gay to have a human body??
Dude asking has never seen his bones poke out from under his skin.
Guys...this is a joke, not a facepalm. "Vagina bones" is a term coined by an unfortunatley non-joker talking shit about the Fire Emblem/SMT spinoff game.
Tell me you're a fat man without telling me you're a fat man.
Not only am I shaking my head from him calling the pelvis ( a bone that both men and women have ) a "vagina bones," but I'm also cringing from the bad grammar when he says, "gave Link a vagina bones."
I'm gonna add that to the list real quick... - Carrying a water bottle in a public space - Belt bags - Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles) - Eating - Cooking - Liking colors - Crying - "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings - Masturbation - Statistics - Autism - Caring for your girlfriend - Using an umbrella - Buying flowers for your girlfriend/wife - Cunnilingus - Pelvis
He’s an elf?
Nerd alert: Link is a member of the Hylian race, being of humanoid form with elfin features, including pointed ears. He is also a child of the forest, which typically have a personal fairy. Why did Nintendo designers make modern Link such a thirst trap?
It's called Bishōnen, literally translates to beautiful boy. Basically a type of character design that's androgynous. I guess since Link is supposed to embody courage, they made his design very un-masculine to contrast against that and make him more of an underdog in a hostile world. Though to be fair, his design in BOTW and TotK isn't even that unmasculine, he just looks like a swimmer or something.