If the rest of the video was played, you would see the person pulling ridiculous things out of the mask in a clear, piss taking swipe at people who believe this stuff.
I was going to say I saw a similar video where he pulls out a motherboard and other things that are bigger than the mask even, but you are right they are the same video.
I found a hidden message that says, “Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.”
Such a let down, took weeks just to get my COVID mask secret decoder ring and all I decoded was a crummy commercial.
I've also heard some people believe computer viruses and biological viruses are the same thing. A computer can contaminate a person and vice versa. There's no limit to stupidity 🤦♂️
Well that’s the thing. There are microchips small enough to be injected. They just aren’t commercial
Available. But those are powered. A cellphone sim car isn t.
did yoiu guys saw the full video? is a prank, he start pulling out lots of shit because the mask is cut from both sides and just grabs thing and pass then into the mask
The irony is that there is legit a non-zero number of people who would be scared over this completely not realizing that there’s a chip in the phone they use for everything that does this exact same thing
Inevitably it's the same people that believe horse paste pesticides or malaria drugs are safe and effective. Oh what a mistake we made holding off the next world war for so long. Now what do we do with all the aggressive idiots. Running man was a terrible movie but reality show maybe?
I wish I knew someone dumb enough to believe this in real life, I want to listen to someone explain that SIM cards just "existing" are stealing data, tracking us, etc.
Man that would be great. Just loose SIM cards in a mask. Carriers charge like $10 each! “Um, hi. ATT? I’d like to add my disposable mask to my plan… yes, and is there a faster way to get these activated because I’m going to be doing this at least once a day”. Shit those activation fees are going to fucking kill me. Carrier on vaccinated identification data. That one’s for you Q, no charge!
People post videos trolling people who think the government is microchipping people, but those people being trolled don’t even realize it’s a joke and use it as “evidence” and share it widely on social media. Humanity is doomed. Take me to Mars Elon musk 🚀🚀🚀
Some lady at a school board meeting held up a picture of what she claimed her daughters mask looked like at the end of the day. Coal miners mask wouldn’t look this dirty. If your mask looks like you cleaned a squirrel in it, covid is the least of your worries
Lol do they really think they are tracking every paper mask out there? Well, I guess my Pfizer chip has kicked in...maybe the government can come kidnap me from the dentist...im about to piss myself.
I believe this actually happened………………………………… that the dumbass filming cut the mask before he put a hand drawn FEAR (punk band) sign on a piece of paper lol.
Are they so technologically inept that they think most people won't recognize a nano SIM card? It needs an entire mobile phone system attached to it before it can do anything.
Would have been more entertaining if they'd gotten an actual micro transmitter and stuffed it inside the mask. This is just laughable.
Haha a SIM card. This is apparently a parody but I guarantee someone chopped it up, sent it out, and some a 65 year old old woman is yelling at someone that their chips in the masks and you’re gonna die from wearing them.
I just put mine on my phone and now I get unlimited usage for free and I don't have to pay for any streaming services...also, there always seems to be a blank panel van everywhere I go, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
If the rest of the video was played, you would see the person pulling ridiculous things out of the mask in a clear, piss taking swipe at people who believe this stuff.
How dare you point out deceptive editing when farming karma?!
Damn. OP collected 500k karma in 180 days. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
I was going to say I saw a similar video where he pulls out a motherboard and other things that are bigger than the mask even, but you are right they are the same video.
There's also versions where people put their pets faces/noses in and filmed that. 11/10, can recommend these versions, they're amazing.
downvote op, aye.
One can even see in the shortened video that the chip falls from his ring and pinky finger which weren't inside the mask.
I actually found a 9mm Beretta in mine!
LUCKY! I got a decoder ring.
What did the code say?
S3ND NUD3S
BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE
Son of a bitch.
A CRUMMY AD!
Only I didn’t say fudge
5318008
Classic
This is the code I got [Cøđə](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
FUCK I GOT RICKROLLED
I knew it was gonna happen and took a dip anyway. He is the one who sustains me.
... fuck you
'We have been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty'
I got one of those light up starwars spoons.
I got a rock…
I found my dad
Hahaha 100 upvotes if I could!
I LOVE a Charlie Brown reference.
I got a cock ring in mine :(
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Bro all I got was a password to a shiny button
I got a rock
I found Hillary’s emails in my mask.
Any nudes?
I got a rock.
I found a dildo.
Shit! Hope it was a different one than I got.
Lucky numbers: 25, 17, 3, 11
God damnit! Fuck y’all! I’ve been wearing masks for nearly 2 years, and I haven’t won shit! -.-
I got that magic fish that tells your future!
And you're gonna find another if you don't have my money
Bro they put a M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank in mine! They're tracking us I swear
I found a hidden message that says, “Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.” Such a let down, took weeks just to get my COVID mask secret decoder ring and all I decoded was a crummy commercial.
"Son of a bitch!"
F-R-A-G-I-L-E Frah gee lay
Must be Italian.
It's a major award!
*french
[Italian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR29zxrY2LM).
Oh.. theres the chip to my debit card. I was wondering where it went
how can you lose your cc chip? 🤣
What exactly do they think an unpowered sim card is going to do? Idiots.
It's a joke. The full video has him pulling increasingly absurd items out.
It’s powered by the vaccine. Don’t ask how. Only sheep ask how. Mooo!
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I've also heard some people believe computer viruses and biological viruses are the same thing. A computer can contaminate a person and vice versa. There's no limit to stupidity 🤦♂️
Well that’s the thing. There are microchips small enough to be injected. They just aren’t commercial Available. But those are powered. A cellphone sim car isn t.
It’s how 5G contacts you
Dude, free overseas calls. You should check your mask, too!
I tested all mine and they’d been soaked in Novichock
How does it smell, take a deep breathe
Why do this when you already have a working chip in your phone, you’re probably using it to read this comment.
i didnt get better 5g internet after taking the vaccine. wake up sheeple
If the video was not cut off you would find a iPhone and a cat in there.
I found a fbi agent inside my mask
That's Ted...he does creepy shit but his uncle is the boss 🤷♂️
Those are pretty expensive masks to be handing out for free at my local Circle K.
This is like watching a 5 Minute Crafts video
So the shot gives you 5g and the mask gives you a sim card, am I the cell phone?
I found those missing ballots Trump was talking about
Mine were shipping with pot so I put it back in there and resealed!
Don't tell them what all of us hides in our phones.
The cost of doing that would be insane. People are so fucking messed up.
Too bad that fits right inside your cell phone that you filmed this on that has GPS tracking enabled…
did yoiu guys saw the full video? is a prank, he start pulling out lots of shit because the mask is cut from both sides and just grabs thing and pass then into the mask
Would someone please remove these people from the gene pool
How you never see the complete facemask.
Lol nice SIM card
I wonder what people think a sim chip does.
I found my dad !
Didnt he pull out a dog at the end of the video? Why is this posted here.
That's a brilliant idea putting a tracking device in a totally not disposable one-time-use max 4 hours then throw it in the trash mask
TIL idiots think a sim card is a gps device.
How fucking high do I need to be to think this is true.
Let's find out! I'm keen.
Damn, he found a disconnected SIM card!! Spooky!!
Even if a SIM card was in there, it ain't powered. Think these people forget about batteries and that power takes up alot of space
Yet, no problem carrying a cell phone with an actual, working SIM card.... so stupid.
Everyone here is a fucking idiot
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Wait until you have a colonoscopy, lots of hiding room .
*Things Impossibly Put Inside of Small Containers* is sponsored by Mary Poppins.
The irony is that there is legit a non-zero number of people who would be scared over this completely not realizing that there’s a chip in the phone they use for everything that does this exact same thing
Not even good slight of hand 🙄
I once put on a new mask, and it smelled like zeppoli.
Like the idiots who assume pot is laced. Yes, that’s what drug dealers do, they give away free drugs.
With an unlimited data plan? Yes please!
Inevitably it's the same people that believe horse paste pesticides or malaria drugs are safe and effective. Oh what a mistake we made holding off the next world war for so long. Now what do we do with all the aggressive idiots. Running man was a terrible movie but reality show maybe?
Yeah now the government's putting a $65 chip in your 50 cent mask, nice try lady
The video is correct, it says I'm not going to believe it, and I don't.
Hmmm so this is why people always throw them onto the ground
literally a cut out from a credit card
For a min I thought they were trying to put a mask on a horse.
Mine had an iPhone 12.
I wish I knew someone dumb enough to believe this in real life, I want to listen to someone explain that SIM cards just "existing" are stealing data, tracking us, etc.
Thought that was a tab of acid at first and, honestly, respected the choice.
I wonder who’s the sheep
The trash can I throw all my masks in spontaneously came to life as a t1000 one night. Now I know why.
it's all microchips?
Thats deadass a fking sim card man XD
Free LSD!? Sign me up!
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what’s in your phone!
"Will that be credit, debit, or mask?"
Is that a chip from a credit card?
As if a chip with no power supply could do anything.
But hows it get power? Breath?!!! Bwahahaha
Will admit this is true, but was only meant to track republican voters! 😎
I found a black widow in mine. No, I really did, I almost got fucking bit.
Man that would be great. Just loose SIM cards in a mask. Carriers charge like $10 each! “Um, hi. ATT? I’d like to add my disposable mask to my plan… yes, and is there a faster way to get these activated because I’m going to be doing this at least once a day”. Shit those activation fees are going to fucking kill me. Carrier on vaccinated identification data. That one’s for you Q, no charge!
I checked my mask and Biden came out of it looking lost and just walked away.
I had a party hat inside mine. I’m not wearing it
I wonder what days plan my mask is on, I hope it’s 5G at least
People post videos trolling people who think the government is microchipping people, but those people being trolled don’t even realize it’s a joke and use it as “evidence” and share it widely on social media. Humanity is doomed. Take me to Mars Elon musk 🚀🚀🚀
Damn what a bargain.. pay $1 for a mask get a free sim card 🤣 fucking idiots where have these people’s morals gone?
Even if it were true, it's a sim card xD
I found plastic explosives in mine
Where’s the rest of the video?
We already have phones that give each and every ounce of our information to the government/google
Some lady at a school board meeting held up a picture of what she claimed her daughters mask looked like at the end of the day. Coal miners mask wouldn’t look this dirty. If your mask looks like you cleaned a squirrel in it, covid is the least of your worries
All I got was fucking.ham sandwich...
I checked mine and it had all of trumps missing ballets inside but I threw them away.
I found a 2009 Toyota Corolla in mine
some people don't get its a joke and post it to r/facepalm some people actually believe this :D
Isn't that a SIM card?
... THATS a SIM card.
Oh no Master Gates won't be happy about his plans being discovered...../s
Isn’t that literally a fuckin debit card chip??
Lol do they really think they are tracking every paper mask out there? Well, I guess my Pfizer chip has kicked in...maybe the government can come kidnap me from the dentist...im about to piss myself.
Yet, they use cell phones 🤦♂️
That's clearly a mobile phone sim card. This doesnt even make fucking sense, they government gonna stealthly call you to record conversations?
They’re right I don’t believe it!
Careful y’all someone might actually believe this
SIM CARDS!?!? Buahahahhaha
I believe this actually happened………………………………… that the dumbass filming cut the mask before he put a hand drawn FEAR (punk band) sign on a piece of paper lol.
Sweet! A SIM card!
The fact it looks to be a SIM card is probably intentional irony.
Lmfao. That’s a SIM card.
Are they so technologically inept that they think most people won't recognize a nano SIM card? It needs an entire mobile phone system attached to it before it can do anything. Would have been more entertaining if they'd gotten an actual micro transmitter and stuffed it inside the mask. This is just laughable.
Haha a SIM card. This is apparently a parody but I guarantee someone chopped it up, sent it out, and some a 65 year old old woman is yelling at someone that their chips in the masks and you’re gonna die from wearing them.
I hope the government catches him tampering with his face tracker.
That’s funny AF but I can’t even fathom the amount of dumb fucks who believe this is real.
Nice, I don't need a phone anymore
I just put mine on my phone and now I get unlimited usage for free and I don't have to pay for any streaming services...also, there always seems to be a blank panel van everywhere I go, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
Thats a SIM card for phones, bruh.
Dude I found the tsar Bomba in mine
Ma’am that’s a SIM card
What would a loose sim card without power even do to you IF it was actually inside these masks lol
Oh sweet,my mask has all my contacts and texts backed up! #usefulfashion
Idiot. Friggin SIM card. Jesus🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I found Atlantis in my mask!