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No but seriously, the founder is a shithead. Among many other problematic things he's said:
>Wilson said he picked the name Lululemon because he thought the difficulty Japanese people had pronouncing the letter ‘L’ was an extra marketing tool for the product in the country, stating, “It’s funny to watch them try and say it.”
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2024/01/04/chip-wilson-lululemon-comments/72109070007/
Good question, actually. I got a brown belt in jiujitsu and the curriculum included a number of hair grab escapes, but... The fact of the matter is that they're mostly garbage and if someone is dedicated and clamped on you're never getting loose. The thing is, while a hair grab is a fairly strong positional/control tactic, it doesn't automatically ensure complete positional dominance.
A hair grab or clothing grab means that you are now grappling. Say someone has you by the hair, but you're able to get them to the ground and get into full mount. At that point, them holding your hair is just stupid. That's a hand that they're not using to defend themselves. They hang on, fine, and you punch them repeatedly in the face, or spike their head on the pavement, or choke them out. If they have you by the hair and they are on top, that's one hand that they're not using to control their own posture/base.
So, in short, get on top and do so much damage that they have to let go.
Jiu jutsu guy here. If I had long hair and someone grabbed it, I would try to go for a mount as well because they are occupied by controlling my hair. Then I would go for a spartan choke or knee on belly just to make them let go for a sec so I can switch for proper control/submission.
Yeah, once you're on top of them, holding the hair is pointless in most positions. Just do some dirty shit like stick your thumb in their eye and ask them what they're going to do about it. If it's me, I'm letting go INSTANTLY.
Now, where hair pulling shines is actually from standing. You can do a snap-down with the longest possible lever. You can swing 'em around for a takedown like happens in so many girl fights. Long hair is a huge liability in a fight.
judo and BJJ guy here. You really don't want long hair in a fight as it's very hard to break the grip and it creates an incredibly strong lever for head control. It essentially results in a similar level of control to a two handed plum while only needing one hand. If you manage to get a top position then you have more options but from the bottom and especially standing it creates a massive disadvantage. Erik Paulson vs James Warring and Royce Gracie vs Kimo were early MMA examples in which hair pulling was used significantly by the fight winner to control the clinching/grappling.
I’m a guy with long hair and my sister is an absolute nut job. The correct escape is just giving their head a lil bounce off the floor, sorry not sorry.
Not being funny but if they have one hand in your hair ... then don't you still have 2 free?? Grab there other hand and work the body till they decide they've had enough kidney and the bottom of the ribs is a nice place.. 🤷♂️
A fair 1v1.
Multiple “MY EYESSS” like in Spongebob.
BY GAWD THAT’S ORANGE PANTS’ MUSIC!
Multiple side 1v1’s while security gets caught between the other two.
No banshee screaming.
No weapons or life threatening injuries.
And a “what the fuck are you two doing” at the end to top it off.
Honestly? 10/10.
This is in the car parks of Bluewater shopping centre in Kent!! No doubt this was on a Sunday when all the travellers and cocky little shitheads terrorise the place
This shit is like WWE: The people around is the ring and when you think it's over a bunch of new fighters enter the scene to ensure total chaos.... and the "hair lock" is completely new, you don't see John Cena doing that.
I remember seeing Fight Club when I was younger and I was always confused by the "Fight Club was the reason we cut our hair short..." I was like "who cares how long your hair is?".
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Wtf is this the LuLu Lemon fight club?
What's the first rule of Lulu Lemon fight club?
“Ladies…ladies…there’s plenty enough of me to go around.”
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Das waisist.
Elmer Fudd, is that you ?!
*raughs*
Thank you for making me lol.
No but seriously, the founder is a shithead. Among many other problematic things he's said: >Wilson said he picked the name Lululemon because he thought the difficulty Japanese people had pronouncing the letter ‘L’ was an extra marketing tool for the product in the country, stating, “It’s funny to watch them try and say it.” https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2024/01/04/chip-wilson-lululemon-comments/72109070007/
That is the most insane reason for a name I might have ever heard.
Damn what a douche.
💀
Wear yoga pants?
We don’t talk about sizes
I mean this is probably the best brawl I've seen on here in a while though. Kudos to the crazy bitches.
I just see a lot of hair pulling. A pretty typical chick fight
That right there is why the British became the best sailors in the world.
The Portuguese would like a word.
The Polynesians have also entered the chat
Eddie would go!
Spaniards clear throat
She didn’t wear those Spanx for nothin’!
Reading this in the English accent is so much funnier 😭
Reddit Fight Experts: What is the proper defense for a hair grab? Kick them in the balls doesn’t work obviously… so what to do?
Good question, actually. I got a brown belt in jiujitsu and the curriculum included a number of hair grab escapes, but... The fact of the matter is that they're mostly garbage and if someone is dedicated and clamped on you're never getting loose. The thing is, while a hair grab is a fairly strong positional/control tactic, it doesn't automatically ensure complete positional dominance. A hair grab or clothing grab means that you are now grappling. Say someone has you by the hair, but you're able to get them to the ground and get into full mount. At that point, them holding your hair is just stupid. That's a hand that they're not using to defend themselves. They hang on, fine, and you punch them repeatedly in the face, or spike their head on the pavement, or choke them out. If they have you by the hair and they are on top, that's one hand that they're not using to control their own posture/base. So, in short, get on top and do so much damage that they have to let go.
Jiu jutsu guy here. If I had long hair and someone grabbed it, I would try to go for a mount as well because they are occupied by controlling my hair. Then I would go for a spartan choke or knee on belly just to make them let go for a sec so I can switch for proper control/submission.
Yeah, once you're on top of them, holding the hair is pointless in most positions. Just do some dirty shit like stick your thumb in their eye and ask them what they're going to do about it. If it's me, I'm letting go INSTANTLY. Now, where hair pulling shines is actually from standing. You can do a snap-down with the longest possible lever. You can swing 'em around for a takedown like happens in so many girl fights. Long hair is a huge liability in a fight.
The infamous helicopter hair video comes to mind 😂
Snap down to front headlock. You can darce or anaconda from there, or just take the back and ride them into the pavement.
judo and BJJ guy here. You really don't want long hair in a fight as it's very hard to break the grip and it creates an incredibly strong lever for head control. It essentially results in a similar level of control to a two handed plum while only needing one hand. If you manage to get a top position then you have more options but from the bottom and especially standing it creates a massive disadvantage. Erik Paulson vs James Warring and Royce Gracie vs Kimo were early MMA examples in which hair pulling was used significantly by the fight winner to control the clinching/grappling.
Treat it like a Thai clinch (which it kinda is:they’re controlling your head) - establish your own clinch to negate theirs.
I’m a guy with long hair and my sister is an absolute nut job. The correct escape is just giving their head a lil bounce off the floor, sorry not sorry.
Didn’t Royce Gracie fuck Kimo up pulling Kimo’s hair while in Royce’s guard, or am I misremembering?
Grab her by the pussy.
Carry her around like a six pack
Or a bowling ball.
and lift her up
My president told me he likes to do that.
When you’re a star, they let you do it.
My president stuck a dick in their mouth. Right in the office.
Not being funny but if they have one hand in your hair ... then don't you still have 2 free?? Grab there other hand and work the body till they decide they've had enough kidney and the bottom of the ribs is a nice place.. 🤷♂️
Bite the pussy,!!! Not so long ago a video showed that ancient technique!!
unbeaten technique to this day
Thumb up the butt. I've heard mastering that gets you the brown belt in jujitsu.
That one is a brown ring.
Light your own hair on fire so it's too hot to handle. 🔥
I sense Hendrix vibes here. Totally agree
you would win the fight based off smell alone
> Kick them in the balls doesn’t work obviously In Thailand that works fine.
Shit your pants
Crocodile roll
Wristlock.
A fair 1v1. Multiple “MY EYESSS” like in Spongebob. BY GAWD THAT’S ORANGE PANTS’ MUSIC! Multiple side 1v1’s while security gets caught between the other two. No banshee screaming. No weapons or life threatening injuries. And a “what the fuck are you two doing” at the end to top it off. Honestly? 10/10.
Brits know how to put on a proper scrap I'd say
It sounded like one of them was going for the eyes though
And the winner is... Me for clicking on this post!
best show in town. where do i get a ticket?
Taylor Swift really got these girls actin up
They would rip her to pieces if she was in the same room as them. Absolutely rabid.
Girl on bottom had so many sweep attempts haha
Dude broke them up by suffocating the bottom chick with his taint.
Bro single handedly turning these women lesbian
He isn't a bro.
Lmao nothing really happened but it was entertaining
I’m not sure…girl fight without liberated tiddies flying around…
This is in the car parks of Bluewater shopping centre in Kent!! No doubt this was on a Sunday when all the travellers and cocky little shitheads terrorise the place
This is the most ladies I've watched fighting and nobody lost a wig
You mean the old lizard tail defense? You think you got me by the hair? Surprise bitch I got short hair!
Gypooooi
how can you tell?
All the signs are there.
Cant be USA as every single person was fit.
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Not even an outline of ninja boot.
Not enough tits falling out
What would they do if the person didn’t have hair. O_o
6 of them going at it. That's YARDS of clunge in action.
Hoes gon be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy
This is a strange one, you usually don't see girls this hot or fit really scrap. There were some good blows landed
They’re travellers.
Also they’re about 15 years old soooo
They are going to turn into a king rat of hair entanglement.
I'm sure it was about something very important
British women fight better than any other women
This is a good one
No tits no girls asscrack we all are here for that guy buttcrack
This shit is like WWE: The people around is the ring and when you think it's over a bunch of new fighters enter the scene to ensure total chaos.... and the "hair lock" is completely new, you don't see John Cena doing that.
“If women ran the world there’d be no wars.”
Let the hair pulling begin
Thankfully there’s a couple of adults about to stop the children fighting.
Some scissors come handy to break those fights apart
Best one on this sub so far
Why do women always grab hair 🤣
Wrong way of going down on each other!
I think this is the only girl fight I’ve seen on here when someone DIDNT end up naked
Is this like a Donnybrook at the IKEA parking lot?
Lol some kid at the end just strolling by all nonchalant.
What's with the audience of kids?
Gypsy kids normally in big crowds, can see them flocking in shopping centres
Is there some kind of psychological reason why a majority of women grab hair in a fight?
1. Control 2. Pain infliction 3. That bitch has my hair gaddammit
r/thunderthots
A gathering of chavs is called a shitshow…
Why do they always hair grab? Just fight normally for fucks sake it’s more effective
Rumor has it Tiffany was eyeballing Brittany……
All that for no a$$ or titty??
This is just a recording of my sister playing with her barbie dolls not a fight.
This video has 'Hall of Fame' written all over it. Fabulous
Came for the titties. Left disappointed….
Squad dressed up like the powder puff girls
“givitt tooah!” has a nice, fucking annoying ring to it
I wanna see a girl fight with two bald women 😂
We have a winner!!😆
That man has been charged with sexual assault
I wondered for a second if this was the United States congress.
Bratz meet myscene
Fight Orgie ✂
hoe on hoe violence is out of control
Who's the shawty in the orange?😍
Never wear white in a fight
how embarassing
If I have to choose between this or women complaining on tik Tok and yelling at me, I choose this every time. Actually relatable for once.
That Spice Girls concert devolved pretty quickly.
This is why i avoid fights with women, they really do know how to pull hair and i aint about it
I remember seeing Fight Club when I was younger and I was always confused by the "Fight Club was the reason we cut our hair short..." I was like "who cares how long your hair is?".
Is this a tall white women convention? Are we in Russia?
‘It’s vinegar mate’ WTF? 😂
This video goes perfectly with a cup of PG Tips tea.
Barbies have ground game now
Great job to the guy for having enough morals to break it up.
Give it to her lol I'd like too 😉😂
GIVE IT TO HARR!
Soon as she got mount everyone wants to get involved.
Wasn’t the best but got to give it to them they thro it down.
Where da titties?
Don’t you just wanna take all the crazy bitches and tame them?
Can I join?
Anyone notice the dudes position while breaking up the fight at the end lol
You never stop a girl fight. NEVER
Every single time.
Whore power
On this episode of bitches that pull hair and can’t fight….
This was a few years ago. God I love the internet where fights lasts forever!
Eh, boring 🥱
Probably petty but pretty perfect pummeling public parking pugilistics.
Good scrap! Carry on..
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Shawty in that orange caught that bihh😂😂
Is this a ho down?
Kinda looked like they were going to form into a wheel a la Arcadian at the start.
I just kept thinking about her bare knees scraping against the pavement! Ouch
Oh gurl...stick to what you're good at...use verbal valance...do more emotional damage 💔
What happen?
Manchester?
Why do they always go for the hair? I swear that seems to be the go to in cat fights.
My knees would be roast beef
These is gangsta b*tches, these hoes dont twerk (no disrespect)
Travellers
For a brief moment I thought that was Dana White.
Hell yeah! Love this!
The hair pulling thing irritates the living shit out of me.
A typical Wednesday evening, in any multi storey, in the UK 🇬🇧 'OH Bloody hell, pack it in mate' 🫣😆
Real life power puff girls
Damn it was just getting good. Almost had some shirts flying...
Fighting over the last latte
Bitches be trippin'
Look at all the blue jeans. My god.
Y’all just recording hoping to see some 🍉🍉
Camera person sucks
Sounded like “my eyes, my eyes” The ole nails in the eyes trick! Ouch-E
Does anyone know what happened? Did that girl lose her eyes?
I hate when women do this. Get your shit together WOMEN. You never have to do this.
Do they still do cat fights in the UFC?
Is this England?
Id let them for free
Influencers gone wild
Girl in green was actually trying to throw fists. Too bad the other girl turned it in to a chick fight