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RegisterAdmirable811

"Don't move, I have a hostage" *shoots* "Not anymore, you don't."


kfrazi11

"Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some sh*t, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something."


Nearby-Ad-6106

The very first thing I thought of


hebertsson69

Well that's one to fix the hostage situation. If there is no hostage there is no hostage situation. Lol


AcceptableBad_

There goes your leverage.


gnza

"Men In Black" wants to know your location


RightYard5869

Lovely 🥰


Odd-Tune5049

Pop quiz, asshole!


[deleted]

Time’s up, bitch


Ok_Strategy5722

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AuOpbRB9Cc8


Depth30

Thought this shit was funny as hell when I saw it for the first time. “You don’t have to worry about him anymore.” Christ that is dark but lol


Dangerous_Exchange80

the link is broken, try [this one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=jlbgk3nYdYdLY_Rn)


WhatThisGirlSaid

I found Satan


Kidsdontcheatonyou

I hope you have a granddaughter who doesn’t want to spend time with you cuz you’re lame.


havdin_1719

You don't have hostage situation if there's no hostage *-tap head-*


Veryegassy

Double tap head, by the looks of it. And triple, and quadruple and... Well, I'm sure you get the picture.


skunk_jumper

"Commander Shepard we have a hostage situation!" Shep: "it's okay we'll handle it the usual way" *shoots hostage*


Alekipayne

Care to explain why Sandra needed to die? We’ll notice the guy? He isn’t angry or trying to kill her. If he wanted to make it a hostage situation he would have it under her neck. He has it more to her belly. He isn’t holding a hostage. He is the hostage. Also notice her purse? She has a text book in quantum physics!! And she is 20. Looks less like a college student. And too young to be a professor. So she is the true threat. So did I pass the test or do I owe Sandra an apology?


Malacro

[Shoot the hostage](https://youtu.be/DuNqh2AOItM?si=8h_3QleJRKTtkQZj)


Silver-Reporter-605

Woah


psn0

First rule of hostage negotiation: alleviate the perp of any bargaining power they may hold. This is textbook stuff.


Sucker_McSuckertin

Can't kill the hostage if there is no hostage.


one-mann-army

Bro saved his life


NicNac_PattyMac

Is this from an IDF range?


HotMinimum26

You missed the blind man, you missed the baby.


Cursed-sausage11

You hurt the man’s arm how could you


ThENeEd4WeEd22

Shoot her left hand is - 1 but shoot through her right hand and hit him in the dick and it's a +2 I like that detail lol


YesNoMaybe2552

It's all about calling dips on that kill.


braxes81

That's just an accomplice. She's trying to help him flee.


Silver-Reporter-605

[tsk, tsk, tsk, you missed the blind man, you missed the baby...](https://youtu.be/rnE8VheKFm0?si=ZCTNszOMmvI7FoCM)


soyabeanmomo

"so what was your plan again?"


lil_trim

What collateral


nbd9000

Republican cop and shooter.


Upstairs_Bus8197

He hit what he was aiming for


De4dm4nw4lkin

She was a vampire. He staked her shortly after before she could regenerate.


[deleted]

Guns and Roses, I think it’s a date or something


EndOfSouls

Accuracy VS precision?