If your potential sexual partners show interest in a tour of your 3D printing facilities, you give them a tour of your goddamn 3D printing facilities. I see this as an absolute win.
Oh no. If your potential sexual partners show interest in a tour of your 3D printing facilities, ain’t no sex happening. The only “parts” on a “bed” are gonna be on that 3D printer, and the only thing you’re “screwing” is either a nozzle or an extruder door. There ain’t no W here.
And 2hrs later, they've totally forgotten sex, they're just partially undressed and staring at the 3d printer doing its job.
"So you see, this is tree support"
Like everyone with a 3d printer I see you have found yourself printing stuff that will never actually be used.
Edit: OP - I just want to point out that one of my top 10 comments is insulting your sex life. I can't decide if I should be proud or ashamed of that, but I do feel I should point it out.
Because in the West (the culture I'm most familiar with, and thus can speak to) sex is a private affair. If you have your parents or coworkers over, you don't want to have your sex toys laying out where they can be seen. Better to be discrete but easily accessible
Ever heard of a drawer? And whatever happened to the good old condom in your wallet? And I don't think parents really care if you have a condom. You don't want to display it, sure, but there's no reason to "hide" it. One of the above methods should work just fine.
No keeping it in a drawer is the same as keeping your china in the kitchen cabinet. Merely an organizational scheme. This on the other hand is similar to hiding valuables in a secret safe that looks like a soup can.
OMG, now I need to design a whole headboard in the style of that stupid "Gun Bead" that drop a condom into your hand when you reach back...
[tw:guns-aimed-at-screen] Like this...but a condom: https://youtu.be/IRUw3R5kZtk?si=bWImktWm1U2OOmdj&t=42
You got to yell, "dun dun dun ta dun dah" like it's a magic trick. Bonus points if you're on top and can make it seem like you're pulling it from behind her ear. "Ta daaaa!"
There's a picture of a nightstand still in the box sitting next to a bed with an alarm clock and lamp on it. I feel like it's the proper response here, but I have given up on finding the actual image.
meh i understand, sometimes it's nice to not have to break the fluidity of the situation by rolling over, opening a draw, taking it out, rolling back over, "ok now ready"
Yeah. My nightstand doesn’t have any drawers so everything has to be set out on top. I keep my condoms in a storage ottoman, and it really breaks the moment to have to get up and grab some if I didn’t plan ahead.
some wonderful redditor posted somewhere that the GameBoy cartridges comfortably fit two of those bad boys. I haven't looked back after that. Got a pack of 10 cases for $15 CAD and they're perfect.
I don’t want to worry about having condoms laying out on my table if I’m having friends, a first date, or anyone else over. My parents and grandparents will also drop by out of nowhere, and I’m definitely not leaving a stack out for them to see
Should make it entertaining and have a few more columns. And put different brands in each. Then put a different name at the top of each column. Then wait for your wife to find it :-)
Yeah that will get them going. Suavely pull out a rubber and they will be like “wow where did you get that stud?” And then you’ll break out into nerd speak about 3D printing
This needs to be a launcher with a button push and spring, so you reach behind the headboard and it pops over the headboard like a 90s made for tv magic trick.
There are some other condom stashes on the Internet, but they either don't hold enough condoms or are too complicated to "reload" in place.
[STL here. ](https://www.printables.com/model/909509-condom-stash-multiple-versions-for-all-needs)
I've uploaded multiple sizes (1-2 "columns" w/ 1-6 "rows"). Obviously you'll need to scale the model according to your sizing needs, there is a small test model available.
The irony is that if you'd bought this, it would be fine. If you'd only printed it, it still had a slim chance of scraping into the definition of a functional print. But since you both printed it **and** posted it to reddit, it's in the wrong sub.
Add an arduino and servo to listen for key commands that shoot the condom into the air at a preferable location. Then catch it, slap it on, and say “where were we….”
"But, is your bed leveled?".
"Gonna get some action in the Y axis".
"She retracting on my filament 'till i extrude".
"look, I call this the Z-Hop!".
"They call me Carbon x1, cause i'm good at being fast".
"Let me see those steppers".
"it's not about the size of the nozzle, it's about the quality of the print, babe".
“Wow, where did the condom come from?” How to turn a sexual encounter into a tour of your 3d printing facilities.
If your potential sexual partners show interest in a tour of your 3D printing facilities, you give them a tour of your goddamn 3D printing facilities. I see this as an absolute win.
Sex < Explaining my entire 3D Printing Setup along with all my materials to someone
"It's called 'screening for compatibility' *Dave*, you should try it sometime."
My girlfriend told me that I missed sex on multiple occasions because I was talking about my 3d printer...
Print a new one.
Time to unite both worlds on r/3dprintinggonewild I guess.
all I gotta explain is retraction distance and speed
Oh no. If your potential sexual partners show interest in a tour of your 3D printing facilities, ain’t no sex happening. The only “parts” on a “bed” are gonna be on that 3D printer, and the only thing you’re “screwing” is either a nozzle or an extruder door. There ain’t no W here.
...and this is where I do my silicone pours. Any requests?
And 2hrs later, they've totally forgotten sex, they're just partially undressed and staring at the 3d printer doing its job. "So you see, this is tree support"
Fuzzy Skin has entered the chat.
TIFU post incoming
"would you like to see my pleasure room"
*extruder
Why would he show his hand the 3d printer?
Yeah, sex is cool and stuff… But have you ever explained something you’re passionate about to someone who is genuinely interested?
Like everyone with a 3d printer I see you have found yourself printing stuff that will never actually be used. Edit: OP - I just want to point out that one of my top 10 comments is insulting your sex life. I can't decide if I should be proud or ashamed of that, but I do feel I should point it out.
Brutal.
All right! Giggity.
[no! not alright!](https://i.redd.it/v523v6b9fsm31.jpg)
Ooof. You murdering sob.
This comment got more upvotes than the post. Surely, that's saying something.
Someone call Monk .. I just witnessed a murder
Yeah why is dude "hiding" condoms? In my experience, having condoms is better not the other way around.
Because in the West (the culture I'm most familiar with, and thus can speak to) sex is a private affair. If you have your parents or coworkers over, you don't want to have your sex toys laying out where they can be seen. Better to be discrete but easily accessible
Ever heard of a drawer? And whatever happened to the good old condom in your wallet? And I don't think parents really care if you have a condom. You don't want to display it, sure, but there's no reason to "hide" it. One of the above methods should work just fine.
Your wallet is a terrible place to keep a condom for longer than a night or two. They degrade faster in there.
Is a drawer not still 'hiding' them? How's that any different from this?
No keeping it in a drawer is the same as keeping your china in the kitchen cabinet. Merely an organizational scheme. This on the other hand is similar to hiding valuables in a secret safe that looks like a soup can.
Wallets are for going places, this is for at home. And you shouldn't be 3d printing if you're not looking to solve non-problems with non-solutions 🤓
BURN
To be fair, it's already being used. So it will only be used once.
No he uses them to not waste socks
I was about to point out this is in the wrong sub.
Is some ways a uterus is a kind of 3D printer so he's doing the lordt's work.
Not upvoting only because current count is 69
The count has exceeded, you can come back and upvote now
Technically, the condom holder is being used. Now the condoms themselves…
Nah man r/fosscad
[удалено]
this design is the birth control
I would bust out laughing if it's getting spicy and someone produced a condom from their bespoke condom dispenser
It's hidden behind the headboard so they can say "you have something in you ear" to their gf and then magically pull out a condom.
Is that better?
Absolutely. Keep laughter in the bedroom!
That's my exact same thought. And who doesn't like magic!?
OMG, now I need to design a whole headboard in the style of that stupid "Gun Bead" that drop a condom into your hand when you reach back... [tw:guns-aimed-at-screen] Like this...but a condom: https://youtu.be/IRUw3R5kZtk?si=bWImktWm1U2OOmdj&t=42
You got to yell, "dun dun dun ta dun dah" like it's a magic trick. Bonus points if you're on top and can make it seem like you're pulling it from behind her ear. "Ta daaaa!"
I would thinking WTF … ughh he’s a f boy 🤦🏼♀️ oh well, let’s see if he’s got the skills to back that up 🤷🏼♀️
Remember to dust it out from time to time, dust is gonna accumulate there.
And be sure to change out the ones that expire when you do
Let me tell you about this esoteric piece of furniture called a nightstand.
Yeah, that’s the point, he’s trying to get one of those.
Underrated comment of the day. 👍
Well, TBH, that’s an advanced 3-D print.
I don't have space for one. I gotta make the walk to the bathroom =/
I mean. This definitely beats the box floating around in my storage ottoman.
There's a picture of a nightstand still in the box sitting next to a bed with an alarm clock and lamp on it. I feel like it's the proper response here, but I have given up on finding the actual image.
No no no, OP has half a dozen condoms here, that's too many for one night stand 🤣
Don't forget to replace them before the expiry date in case someone wants to have sex in your bed.
*makes condom stash* *10 years later none are missing and hold the original condoms* OP: Oh I totally forgot about this.
Everyone needs a nice posh wank every now and then...
Congrats on the sex!
This guy fucks
Or does he? The condom stash is full
It’s missing one actually, so either he does fuck or he just needed to practice the protocol by hand to make sure he’s ready
Or he slipped one on a cucumber and sat on it
lol. Only in one of the two pics so he either took the pics while he was loading it up or he stopped for a quick fuck break between photos
Ever heard of posh wanking?
People that fuck aren’t embarrassed to have condoms.
Beat me to it 😂
Beat yourself to it, sheesh
ITT: OP getting murdered
Is this for your posh wanks?
Obviously Fake, people with 3d printers don‘t have sex… 😂🤪
But they do make useless knickknacks with their printers so...
Wouldn't it be better to stash under the bed? After 5 minutes that box would be crushed by rough movements...
Night stand drawer always worked for me… this is just a weird way to tell the internet this guy thinks he’s about to FUCK!
meh i understand, sometimes it's nice to not have to break the fluidity of the situation by rolling over, opening a draw, taking it out, rolling back over, "ok now ready"
You don’t have to take it out. Just roll together
you sir are much smoother than I
Yeah. My nightstand doesn’t have any drawers so everything has to be set out on top. I keep my condoms in a storage ottoman, and it really breaks the moment to have to get up and grab some if I didn’t plan ahead.
some wonderful redditor posted somewhere that the GameBoy cartridges comfortably fit two of those bad boys. I haven't looked back after that. Got a pack of 10 cases for $15 CAD and they're perfect.
Hopefully can be stress-tested this year.
Who are you hiding them from? I feel like people stashing condoms behind their bed are probably the people least likely to need them.
I don't think it's about hiding then so much as having them quickly avail. when needed
I don’t want to worry about having condoms laying out on my table if I’m having friends, a first date, or anyone else over. My parents and grandparents will also drop by out of nowhere, and I’m definitely not leaving a stack out for them to see
Now make one for the used condoms too ;)
Why it will just sit empty
Till now I was under the impression that the venn diagram with people who 3D Print and People who fuck are two seperate circles.
Somebody forgot that this sub is called functional print.
Should make it entertaining and have a few more columns. And put different brands in each. Then put a different name at the top of each column. Then wait for your wife to find it :-)
Optimistic.
But you’re a 3D printing nerd so you don’t actually need it.
So you're using condoms when youre wanking?
Make sure if you actually use it, you fill the awkward time it takes you to put it on to tell your partner how you made the holder in great detail
10 slots seems a bit ambitious
🚨this guy has sexual intercourse🚨
Can we get a remix with the middle partition removed. I have greater need for a secret Fun Dip stash
Why’d you put a years worth back there?
Why hide?
I cover my bed in condoms every night. Remove the packaging for quick access.
Front of the headboard ftw.
Typical 3d printer new user, find a solution to a problem that doesnt exist.
Yeah that will get them going. Suavely pull out a rubber and they will be like “wow where did you get that stud?” And then you’ll break out into nerd speak about 3D printing
lol why
This is a great idea OP, I may be printing this
Can I have the STL? Dont want a STl
So you replicated something to keep you from replicating
When she asks if your bed is leveled
That’s the kind of guy I wanna fuck with
That's it. We're done. No more improvements can be made.
What a fun sexy time for you
This is a product idea. Refine it, list it.
I don’t know what’s better - the comments or the product 😂
"Is... THIS your card?"
that's like a 50 year supply..
Nice! It looks *fuck*tional!
Ran out of socks?
Two colums: his and hers preservatives.
That's neat. If only you got to use them...
CAD is actually an aphrodisiac
If you don't use then someone can turn into a human 3d printer.
Oh.. unused condoms... Not sure why my brain went to the shoe box story.
This needs to be a launcher with a button push and spring, so you reach behind the headboard and it pops over the headboard like a 90s made for tv magic trick.
THIS is what the community needs
OP will be printing sex toys next.
You don't need condoms with a 3D printed girlfriend... But this is cool!
I thought owning a 3d printer was protection enough.
Let’s be real. How many 3D printing enthusiasts are getting laid. I have a similar 3D printed condom box stashed in the living room 😂
There are some other condom stashes on the Internet, but they either don't hold enough condoms or are too complicated to "reload" in place. [STL here. ](https://www.printables.com/model/909509-condom-stash-multiple-versions-for-all-needs) I've uploaded multiple sizes (1-2 "columns" w/ 1-6 "rows"). Obviously you'll need to scale the model according to your sizing needs, there is a small test model available.
> don't hold enough condoms Why would you need 10 years worth of condoms?
Burn of the year lol
Wait, it doesn't take you guys 6 tries to get it on?
You only use one at a time?
r/suicidebywords
I need an extra large test model
This is how I know you really need the scaled down 50% model.
Dude buy better condoms. Edit - kimono, one vanish, crown. Are all way better and worth the extra couple cents.
If I know anything about the way the universe works, you'll never use them now.
Now make a caddy for drip sticks from awkward essentials
This is the last thing I need to print. Thank you tho
I’m so glad I’m married 😂
This guy's getting laid
take a few out so it seems used
Smash Stash!
Trying to get a Durex sponsorship eh? I mean, crazier things have happened...
Nice
I know that when I mention that I have a 3D printer I can’t keep the ladies off of me.
At a glance I thought those were snacks.
Optimism
Do you have just a single? I can already say that this is too many.
lets get the upvotes to 6969!
After Eight Johnnies
Ok, but where is the lube holder? Ask your partner if condoms make them dry out quickly...
If you’re having to hide your condoms behind your bed then are you even old enough to be using them? 🤨
Hide them good. You don’t want to walk in your bedroom to see your kid with them on each finger or trying to blow them up like a balloon.
Oh good, it's not a stash for *used* condoms, which is what I was thinking when reading the title...
This is a really cool idea, but im married.
Genius
Wait, yall are having sex?
Very nicely done 👍🏻
You 3D print AND fuck?!
Need it on a belt holster for quick draws
The irony is that if you'd bought this, it would be fine. If you'd only printed it, it still had a slim chance of scraping into the definition of a functional print. But since you both printed it **and** posted it to reddit, it's in the wrong sub.
"Shit, where'd I hide the condoms?!"
Don't forget they expire after a few years.
Stl?
Genius
Not a bad idea
They told us 3D printing would make our lives better. They didn’t know just how much better.
Don’t you know FDM isn’t food safe‽ /s
Next install a voice activated catapult mechanism that yeets 'em into your hand on command!
Add an arduino and servo to listen for key commands that shoot the condom into the air at a preferable location. Then catch it, slap it on, and say “where were we….”
Man of culture indeed
v2.0: ESP32 and WS2812b for dispensing effects when unit senses more than one unit dispensed in 15 minutes
What the fucks a condom
Don’t know why you have to hide them 🤷🏼♂️😆 but I like it.
Won't that get crushed when the headboard hits the wall repeatedly during the act?
For your roommate? OP you have a 3D printer.
Not reading all of the comments to see if it’s been said, but good on ya for not populating it with Magnums 🤣
Smart
lol virgin
If optimism could be expressed as a physical object. It would be this.👍😆
Why not just 3D print the condoms?
Only sailors use condoms baby yeah
And filled it with one of (if not the most) horrible brand in existence. 🤣
well I guess this is r/fucktionalprint now
Nice
"But, is your bed leveled?". "Gonna get some action in the Y axis". "She retracting on my filament 'till i extrude". "look, I call this the Z-Hop!". "They call me Carbon x1, cause i'm good at being fast". "Let me see those steppers". "it's not about the size of the nozzle, it's about the quality of the print, babe".