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started_from_the_top

Creepypasta


talking_phallus

End thread. The perfect comment has been made.


BongRipsForNips

r/threadkillers


missjasminegrey

The real thread killer


fj333

I literally only clicked through to this thread because I knew there was an awesome pun that was escaping me. And there it is.


karma_the_sequel

Pastageists.


Oprah_Pwnfrey

Sauce?


HaffuhGootWon

Crepe paper


Rumbleroarrr

This is pretty macarb.


mypawket

creepy paperrrrr


stuck_in_the_desert

Guillermooooo


ThatOneUpittyGuy

Gizmo!


cogitoergosam

*dis fuckin’ guy…*


LordBlackman

Ooh multipack


EM05L1C3

No it’s crreeepy paper


faithmauk

I'm pilegink everyone, you included.


altdultosaurs

My liege.


Clorst_Glornk

This peace is what all true warriors strive for


[deleted]

[удалено]


SilentR0b

Lisan al Gnochi!


cirroc0

Kumkwat Haagendasz!


angryhumping

godammit. Alright pack it up everyone, it's all downhill from here.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Pastageist.


Pots_And_Pans

Add just enough white vinegar to cover the bottom and simmer for a few minutes on a soft boil. Or get some of that ceramic stove top cleaner and a scrubdaddy.


michilio

Who made you the expert, pots_and_pa... oh..


Pots_And_Pans

(⌐■_■)


zettboi

Look at this boss over here. MR BIG GUY HUH!


Quirky_Discipline297

Okay, let’s put a lid on it or that famous Reddit Mod Ban Mary will get steamed.


zettboi

What is Reddit mod ban mary?


Quirky_Discipline297

A bain-marie is a double boiler with one pan resting inside another pan that has a few inches of water in it. A bain-marie has the effect of lifting a pan off direct heat so as not to burn or break fragile ingredients.


Fskn

>so as not to burn or break fragile ingredients. Like melting chocolate without cooking it for chocolate covered strawberries 😋


Quirky_Discipline297

Amen


AbviousOccident

Til that's what it's called! I always improvised a similar setup out of what I have in the kitchen, though.


oldgamer67

I just call it a double boiler, but I had 8yrs of French so have no need to call it a water bath. Besides-technically food does touch water. Lol


zettboi

Oh goddamnit!


Cessnaporsche01

[YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!](https://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY)


Thoraxe474

But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


farm_to_nug

It's cause it's the taste you can hear. Right?


weaselmaster

Boiling vinegar will make your kitchen uninhabitable for a while - why not just some Barkeeper’s Friend?


memesearches

r/usernamechecksout


MyPasswordIsMyCat

r/Beetlejuicing ?


Lavanthus

Barkeepers friend also works


ornithoptercat

That stuff is awesome, but be careful with it, as there's some kinds of pots and pans it says not to use it on, notably including anodized aluminum.


Lavanthus

Yea it's for stainless steel. And make sure that shit ain't plated steel as well.


whateveridk2010

why would they ruin beautiful artwork?


DepartureDapper6524

What do I do if I want my pasta ghosts to be permanent *and* clean


msiri

have we determined that they're dirty? as in do they impact the quality or safety of the food? my rice cooker also looks like this.


DepartureDapper6524

I’m not saying they are. But I don’t want to clean too well and remove the ghosts


Princeoplecs

Dont scrub too hard and turn it into exorcise! 🤣


Asleep_Boss_8350

But then they wouldn’t be there anymore!


ALittleBitKengaskhan

They're ghosts. Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they aren't there!


willard_saf

Vinegar is so underrated. You can use it to clean things, make a salad, and pickle things all with the same product.


daemon-electricity

Fax


Necromunger

> Fax Not quite, creating circuit boards, an etching process does dissolve unwanted material to form paths for electricity. But with chemicals like ferric chloride or ammonium persulfate, not vinegar.


Aggressive-Cobbler-8

I've got news for you... https://tinkerman.cat/post/pcb-etching-at-home-using-vinegar/


Necromunger

That is amazing!


IMIndyJones

This is the awesome shit the internet is made for.


semipalmated_plover

Why would you want to remove this


a_cute_epic_axis

Personally, I'd go with citric acid, although it can be slightly harder to find than vinegar. No smell to deal with though.


VladamirK

I just use lemon juice and it works great for this.


underated_

My local home bargains has started selling this under the elbow grease brand. Edit: Oop thought I was still in casualUK, carry on world.


hereforstories8

I’m just wondering where people … hire … a scrubdaddy.


Catch_22_

Is one better than the other? Are these better than barkeeper friend and rough sponge because I can't get some allclads clean of something just like this with BKF.


Pots_And_Pans

Go with the vinegar first. Also blanket endorsement for the scrubdaddy for all scrubbing. Best sponge out there.


Catch_22_

Awesome. Don't disappoint me u/pots_and_pans....I've been hurt enough.


3rdp0st

The interweb says I can use a Scrub Daddy on Teflon, but having felt one, I'm not convinced. (All but blue brillo pads are too abrasive.) Is it really OK?


Pots_And_Pans

Oh for sure. Scrubdaddy is not abrasive enough to scratch Teflon but will easily take care of debris.


YogurtclosetGood1042

Yes it’s 100% fine! It’s pretty soft with hot water


sillypicture

Can I wipe my bum with it?


3rdp0st

Yes. Once.


Cyno01

Just cook a tomato sauce in it.


Conch-Republic

You have *that* username and don't even suggest barkeepers friend?! For shame.


Ctowncreek

Or a 10% concentration of citric acid. Leave it overnight if you want (no heat). This should clear the water marks, passivate the pan, and wont damage it. Vinegar is actually capable of causing damage, though slowly. You can use citric acid to passivate or clean basically all stainless. (Does help remove rust stains from stainless). Obvious drawback is increased cost


FavoritesBot

I read it three times but I still can’t find the pun


TheOmCollector

But why get rid of those cute lil dudes?


SamDewCan

Skip full amounts of white vinegar, 2 to 1 of water to vinegar does the same as long as it's warm


Iboven

I would like my pot to stay this way, if it was mine.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Use a medium pot. They talk with the dead.


D34TH_5MURF__

You win


codewhite69420

Holy shit. That's gold.


JoelBuysWatches

Stainless steel actually


boyyouguysaredumb

lmao


Sylanthra

Why are you cooking tiny badminton birdies?


cptbil

Shuttlecocks


Natiak

Language!


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Carpoolcunts


rathat

I thought they were ghost Squidwards.


ZoyZauce

Thought they were shuttlecocks


GroinShotz

I saw tiny Johnny Bravos.


Fluid_Interaction995

Took me a sec but I see it now!


Randomees

_Man, I'm pretty!_


gsfgf

I see Zoidberg


MajorDonkeyPuncher

Same


NickPickle05

Shuddercocks.


Darkmatter_Cascade

Linus Sebastian enters the chat.


sillypicture

Yeah what kind of pasta makes those shapes?


osawatomie_brown

r/kansascity brain i looked at every one before i saw a ghost with a sheet


coles727

Sigh unzips


MagicalWhisk

Booo-catini


notabigmelvillecrowd

For making boo-lognese?


brianlosi

r/Angryupvote for you


Logsarecool10101

I was saying Boo-catini


dogwoodandturquoise

Where did you get the spooky pasta? I want spooky pasta, too!


michilio

It´s totally not Scooby Doo rip off pasta no. It´s just randomly some [ghosts, dogs and vans..](https://images.collectandgo.be/images/step/JPG/JPG/500x500/std.lang.all/26/99/asset-3172699.jpg) Don´t ask me why only the ghosts are visible. If you want some, I´m afraid you´ll have to come pick them up in Belgium.


Dunge

Loool I love how the only thing Scooby has to say is "I'm here"


No_Mention_5481

Damn, this is definitely something I'd buy and brag about if i get to travel to Belgium ✨️ novelty gifts and all that 🤣


michilio

Not the beer, or chocolate. No. Novelty pasta sourced from italy.


12345623567

You saying this is even *original italian pasta*? Possibly handmade by Mamam Macaroni in her tiny sicilian kitchen (you can't prove me wrong)? You are only selling this harder.


michilio

The packaging says "prodotto in Italia" so.. yeah obviously what you said.


NWC

Heh, I got a pack of these yesterday at Colruyt and immediately recognized the silhouette in your pic. I told my 3-year-old son that the ghosts were octopuses. I hadn't even put together the Scooby Doo ripoff connection!


perksofbeingcrafty

>Don’t ask me why only the ghosts are visible 👀 that’s some supernatural shit right there


Better_Dust_2364

If you’re in the states Marshall’s/ tj max/ and home goods all tend to sell shaped pastas near specific occasions such as Halloween!


ArchDucky

Bar Keepers Cleaner bro. Get the powder, add a little water, form a paste and scrub a bit. It's magic. DO NOT BUY THE PREMIXED BULLSHIT.


mgrimshaw8

You don’t even need that shit lol simple baking soda and soap is more than enough for what people typically use barkeepers friend for


BaronMontesquieu

I've had mixed results with bicarb soda. Sometimes it works really well, sometimes it barely makes a difference. I've found it to be particularly ineffective against polymerisation. Sometimes I'll boil a bicarb soda and white vinegar mix for 10 minutes and then clean with soap and that has pretty good results most of the time. On the other hand, Bar Keeper's Friend works every single time for me. 1 minute of soft scrubbing and blindingly shiny SS pan.


Shaggyfort1e

True for many applications. But barkeeper's friend is pretty much just oxalic acid, and baking soda is sodium bicarbonate so they actually do very different things since they are on opposite ends of the pH scale.


mgrimshaw8

Oxalic acid isn’t what’s doing the work most of the time, it’s the abrasives in barkeepers friend that are typically doing most of the work


KuroiBolto

Creepypasta? Why not Zoidberg?


wterrt

*woop woop woop woop woop woop woop*


Budzee

Car-boo-hydrates


famously

If you want to exercise them, try Barkeepers Friend. It's awesome.


michilio

>If you want to exercise them I like my ghosts lazy, but thanks.


famously

Oh right. My bad. Teehee. I'll never live this down.


nhaines

It will haunt you forever.


tyme

Good call, man. I once gave the ghosts in my house some caffeine and they just lost it. Tables stacked on chairs, doors opening and closing constantly, banshee screams, fleshlight flying around the house. Just madness.


SkunkMonkey

Hol' up! Flying fleshlights?


tyme

Just one.


NewSauerKraus

Lemme get some of them ghosts


tyme

You got a fleshlight that needs airing out?


Charming_Outcome_604

Does anyone else see a huge skull in the middle?


michilio

Damn. Looks like you´ve found the [Grim Reaper](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f0/8a/99/f08a99ccb538ff40fe2872e91421f572.jpg)


CeleronHubbard

I see Evil Donkey Kong


Tututaco74

Totally what I saw


BurntGerbil

It shifts between a skull and Thanos for me.


scottymac87

Ah man glad my pot didn’t do that when I made the dick shaped pasta as a gag.


PrityKity003

That is f’ing cute and I would be devastated if they went away!


OBJ_Musik

Nobody's gonna stop me from pronouncing "past" with the same vowel sound as "pasta." "The ghost of pasta's pahst"


Cascadian222

A Brit says “past” with the first vowel of an American “pasta” and an American says “past” with the first vowel of a British “pasta”


Mountain-Ad-6594

Or you could be Robert Irvine and pronounce both like past.


SayYesToPenguins

How else *could* one pronounce it?


007craft

The problem is people pronouncing pasta wrong. It's pronounced pahs-ta (rhymes with ross-ta) For some reason it's become socially acceptable in the west to call it pass-ta. But it's just ridiculous. If someone seriously called a jalapeño a ja-lap-a-no we would think they're an idiot, yet somehow the idiot pronunciation of pasta has been adopted? Makes my blood boil. Source: Italian


msiri

yet when Giada DeLaurentis says spaghetti with a strong Italian pronunciation, in the middle of an American English sentence, that also makes my blood boil.


Lord_Seb

They pastaway


TheRealChexHaze

Get out of the house now…NOW! 👻


Ok-Relative6179

My stoned ass thought I was looking in a motor cylinder.... like, how tf you get ghosts shapes in the piston head?!?


Radbadmadman

Too much pot.


DrPeterVankman

Sadly they have all pasta way


trancepx

Absolutely spooky


Odd_Sprinkles1611

I get this a lot, I use bar keepers (the liquid I prefer) and a scrub daddy. Boiling vinegar also works.


RubyCat4

What kind of pasta could do that?


jimbobdonut

I know someone you can call to bust those stains.


Astramancer_

Who you gonna call?


ShefBoiRDe

I see dead pasta.


cakesofthepatty414

Is this where pac man ghosts go?!


DrummerZero626

Not gonna lie, I would buy a pot that had this design


insomniac3146

Too cute.


Secret_Agent_666

Pastageists


wild_cannon

"Yoooou didn't stiiiiiir usssss enoooooough...!"


hot_diggity_dang_

Not noodles, but boodles


legenduu

Creepypasta damn someone beat me to it


Trendelthegreat

It’s okay I’m not original either 


Any_Complex_3502

Were you making Spaghetti Boo-lognese? 😭


No_Tension420

Huh?? What kind of pasta??


medhatsniper

dont worry you still have the ghosts of present and futur pasta to go through


pr158

Call the ghostbusters now 😂


crimlunar

Splatoon ass looking pot


HowRememberAll

What caused this? So cute❣️


joshualotion

What kinda pasta is this. I only see the shapes of badminton shuttle


TheDoctor344

Pasta Boo-lognese


dadthewisest

I am more scared of Skeletors face in the middle...


Ricki_Stanicki

Rinse with vinegar and it and the discolouration will disappear.


DevlishAdvocate

This is how you properly prepare ghost-monsters for eating, not just gobbling them up whole after taking a pill.


WHERESSPACEBAR

They pasta way.


pygmeedancer

Yeah you’re actually supposed to stir the pasta occasionally


ThisDumbApp

Thats all the Italian grandmothers youve disappointed with your pasta cooking skills


KA9ESAMA

More like OP doesn't know how to wash...


LudusRex

Spooky


myrddin4242

This seems like a job for PacMan!


smell-my-elbow

I see ghosts and Donkey Kong.


dapperslappers

Got an italian ghost


Sir-Farts-

Spooky vision!


ToughReality4983

Oouuouou i was once mac n cheeese oouuouo


Shachath88

I feel like they would also enjoy this over in r/halloween


KosmosKlaus

Pasta the friendly ghost


AusCan531

Pasta use by date.


rumpelstilt

ever had penis pasta?


michilio

Yeah. They did´t stay hard for too long


Pure-Negotiation-900

Ruh Roh…


tyjuji

Get some citric acid spray. They usually sell it for removing limescale in the bathroom. Spray some on, leave for 30 minute, wash, and you're clean again. You can also get powder, but then you'd have to dissolve it.


steals-from-kids

C'mon... "ghosts of the pasta", please.


Future_Holiday_3239

Was the last time you used it around Halloween? Genuinely asking


Kraigero

Definitely enough ghosts for a pastageist.