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The dog: "What's up his butt?"

“First time?”

Every time

That kid went through all five stages of grief in 30 seconds. The dog was just chilling though.

Dogs a freak on a leash, that’s why

Puppy *hated* it, ... at first.

Ha! That’s my favorite Ron White joke!

That was a rollercoaster 😂

Incidentally, that's also how you tell when your roast is done.

I can confirm my roast looks at me the same as the dog does when I do this

The dog has the "I've had bigger" look

For a second I thought that vet wasn’t wearing any pants.

Same here, but a bit afraid to mention… is she??

To be honest I’m still not sure 🤣

Looks like she's wearing shorts

Let me dream

This is the content I come to Reddit to see....

Maybe it's her turn next ?

I watched like 3 times and couldn’t figure it out. Toward the end it looks like maybe there’s a wrinkle around the knee or maybe it’s just poor image quality. Who knows.

Imagine the next time the parents say: son come here, we’re going to check your temperature!

kids life changed forever that day.

That's what happens when you max out on empathy.

Hey, that was the answer on Wheel of Fortune the other night! Right in the butt!

Naggers?

I really hate those people

Ooohhhhhh.....

That pup is just chillin tho

It’s not his first time

When the vet did this to our cat, he barely reacted. He just slowly turned his head to give the vet side eye. To this day I'm still not sure if he was annoyed or excited.

I get the kid, I passed out when the vet was taking a blood sample from my pup. Wife giving birth? No problem. Awake during knee surgery? All good. The vet does anything to my dog? >dead

now thats some crazy updog

Takin one for the team… What’s updog?

Thermometer.

oooooooooooihhhhHhhhhHHhhhhhHHHHH

No gloves? Geezzz...

Brought a dog in with explosive diarrhea the other day and lady just didn’t even give a fuck. Not a glove in sight lol

My first thought.🤮

Nor pants

Don't see a cover on the thermometer. Germs are overrated. /s

Reminds me of blue mountain state.

Bro at young age: "OHHHH. EWWW!" \*cries\* Bro at old age: "I want to try something I saw years ago, babe"

I think we could spare kids a little trauma by explaining what’s going to happen before it happens. Give them a moment to mentally prepare.

Umm.. Ma'am.. This is a Wendy's

Good human.

Where are her pants?

The trick is to not mix up that thermometer with the under the tongue one. You only make that mistake once.

That old joke about what’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

Actually, if you're lucky you can probably make that mistake enough times only going mouth to ass. Just never ass to mouth

he is like I am never gonna be sick my entire life

Lamo the dog is like: can you shut up for a bit, im kinda into this

When you accidentally give the vet your voodoo doll and not the real dog

he about to become a comedian....

Should come up in the dictionary for 'empathy'

NO DIDDYYYYY

Say what what

He's signing What, what? In the butt

The dog looking at him with concern like "you alright back there"🤣

Is it just me or is that vet really smoking hot?

Lemme get that vets number.

Can’t be all that bad with Vet is cute🤣

Is she wearing trousers?