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Subway HR going to be calling soon

You know the last thing I want to think of before I have 15 year old stoners make my sandwich?

HR?

HT

Human Resources

I wasn’t asking what it meant 🤦🏻 lmao

😂😂 Im new to this sorry

how jarod would have loved to be hawk tuahed by those stoners?

And they're not gonna give that hawk tuah before firing that employee, either. My guess is someone threw that up, snapped a pic, and then changed real quick

Voted most likely to hawk tuah

I don't think I've ever seen a meme beaten to death faster.

I was sick of it before I had even seen the source. My old family members spamming that shit in the group chat left and right

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Alabama?

roll tide

I'd never seen it until yesterday where someone shared a video of it cut into War by Edwin Starr. Not sure if it can get any better than that.

Do your old family members usually make a lot of blowjob references?

I first saw this meme earlier today and still don’t get it and it’s already dead?

yes, because only we are allowed to use the meme, once a company does it it's "mainstream" and therefor "dead"

Thanks for explaining it. The newbies have to learn the ropes eventually.

How about them ropes of spit lmao gottem

SILENCE, BRAND

🦀💨💥

What’s there to get? Just hawk tuah on that thang……..it’s stupid but if you use your imagination it’s pretty easy to figure out what she’s saying

It’s been out for like a week almost so yeah

Someone is going to name their child Hawk Tuah. I guarantee it.

I wish you were wrong, but you’re not.

It wasn’t funny at the beginning either.

It was pretty funny at the start

It was funny that's why it was popular. Redditors aren't funny that's why they hate it.

>spit on penis haha Yeah, hilarious.

It's about the finish...

I still haven't even seen it. I assumed I'd come across it organically because I'm on Reddit and TikTok occasionally but I might have to search for it. Edit: Ok I just searched it and I honestly didn't think it was that good, but maybe because I just woke up.

I saw it a hundred times printed everywhere and was like wtf this must be good Saw the video and was super disappointed how stupid people are half the time.

I somehow managed to avoid it completely and just started hearing about it when its peaked frustration apparently

You should see how fast memes get beaten to a fine dust on /r/programmerhumor

I would mention jumper cables, but even that is nostalgic and endearing. HT is just kinda disgusting.

I don't know, I feel like Gangam Style, Harlem Shake, and Planking were all ran into the ground as fast and as hard as possible. Going back further there was the Nope- Chuck Testa meme.

Sure, they were run into the ground, but they were popular for more than 1-2 days. This one got popular and overused within a couple of days.

At least Gangnam style goes kinda hard

Yeah the dance meme was overdone but at least the song still kicks

Neither was that thang

Really? You must not have been on the internet for very long Edit: downvoted by the people I’m talking about. Hahaha. If you’ve been around long enough, there is no way you haven’t seen a meme get beaten into the ground in a day or two, let alone 6-7. You’re telling on yourselves.

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You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

These are more than terrible though.

I’d rather shit broken glass

Shut the fuck up 🗣️🔥🔥

No. The only acceptable "AI Music" is [vocaloid music](https://youtu.be/LaEgpNBt-bQ?si=LJknR0baNLhmcO3Q)

/r/outoftheloop

A video of a girl imitating spitting on a dick and it sounds like "hawk thua"

This is one of those things where if you read it in plain text, you miss 99% of the reason of its importance. See it for yourself Skip to 9:50 https://youtu.be/C7tydu_erZo?si=hRRdYzcvKw4sdPXs

I'll regret this, but sure, why not! EDIT: Ok it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. I thought she'd literally harkle and spit.

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I had to back out as soon as she said that, the cringe level went off the charts

Ily thanks.

honestly it's best to just stay out of this loop

Thanks. Can you follow me around and let me know when to engage on stuff? Maybe I can just tag you?

“When in doubt, sit it out.”

_Pure Michigan_

They will Hauk Tuah your 6inch for a extra $5 though.

I got $3. Close enough?

That will get you 1/2 Hauk Tuah and an extra slice of provolone.

Tree fiddy and you got a deal.

Too rich for my blood. I’m out

You can choose the hauk or the tuah

"No Hauk Tuah. It's for a cop."

Does that look like spit to you?

Ahhh, fuck it

Did you just spit in that you little s***? Farva chill out.

I don't want a large Farva, I want a God damned liter o'cola

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola, before I break Vous face!!!

Do we have liter-a-cola?

Does that look like spit to you? *clearly a loogie*

Is that how you avoided getting arrested?

No. It was littering and. Littering and. Littering and. Littering and. Littering and smokin the reefer

Its Monroe. They def hauk tuah.

Dated a girl from Monroe. Hauk tuah indeed

Imagine driving past with your mom and she asks you what that means lol

My dad already asked what it means. "Dad, the answer is something you don't want to hear from your son." "Just answer the question" "It's about a girl giving a blowjob" "You're right. I didn't want to hear that from you."

I must be getting old.... I thought it was referring to the sound you make when you hock a loogie.

In one context, it is. In another....

The clip is of a girl talking about spitting on a dick before she blows it.

I'm confused. Why would you spit on a dick before putting it in a place full of spit?

To get it hard with a lubed up handie and bc it's slutty. Redditors really don't have sex, do they? 😆

I mean, I don't know about anyone else, but I've never needed anyone to spit on me to get hard.

Haha! You have to explain a handjob/blowjob. Sorry kid, that you have to. ✌️

Me too, thanks.

Why do they make you shower before getting in the pool?

Because being messy is kinky. Because everybody told you that becoming an adult is when you have to be organized and clean and your actions have consequences, then when you get there you find out they are splattering lube everywhere like a kid in a kitchen chair.

Whoooooosh

Sounds like it might be my dad...

Yeah, but you hock it on that thang

It is.  But doing that on male genalia to get it ready for a blowjob.

Me n my son talkin bout blowies hell yeah

Dad!?

I have no idea mom, probably some stupid zoomer slang. And then change the subject.

Easy, Ace … Maybe sit this one out given what, you know, happened with Jared.

Society has collapsed

Says the user with a M85 as their profile picture 🤣

Bruh, that’s an AK and an MP5.

His profile says it’s an M85

Does that mean he’s right?

I assume he knows what he bought better than you judging by a tiny picture.

Okay bud.

/u/Dont_ban_me_bro_108 has collapsed

This is America

Every stoner in Ohio and Indiana knows this city well.

RIP to this meme, bled dry by the Internet. Subway's hiring, will Hauk Tuah for minimum wage?

"We won't spit on your sandwich" is a pretty low standard to advertise.

One time, a subway worker guy sneezed on my sandwich right in front if me before wrapping it up and handing it to me, and he was genuinely stunned when I said I didn't want it anymore. So I guess at Subway, they draw the line right before Hawk Tuah but still allow for Hawk Chua

I don't get it

It means spit. It's from a tiktok or something. I've never seen the source, just the memes.

It's worse. It's clipped from a longer youtube video and then reposted to tiktok.

Oof.

Every now and then something happens that makes me root for the end of the world

Yeah, from what I know about the source, I don't blame you.

So…we’re stilling doing this?

I mean was it really that fucking funny? I watched the video and gave a slight chuckle. I don’t get it.

That location has had some golden quotes over the years

I don’t get the craze about the joke. It’s just talking bout sloppy top

Misleading “footlong”. They’re not

If I say it’s a footlong, it’s a foot long. Didn’t say how big that foot was

Neither is that guy's 6-inch.

They're also [almost $18.](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8jod4GaDKcdreDQ7TA5dQBgJBjqXGILk)

If she don’t hauk tuah I don’t wanna talk tuah

Greetings hip and with it children, it is I! Subway.

Lmao 🤣 dude… out of control is the right term

When will Hauk Tuah be over with?

Lmao didn't expect to see my hometown on the reddit front page. Stay classy moneyroe.

No hawk tuah? See that's why I don't Subway.

Displaying it makes me worry

I don’t get it. I know the “hawk tuah” girl/meme, but what are they saying? They’re not going to spit on my sub? I didn’t assume they were going to. I keep seeing people use this wheee it doesn’t even fit, they’re just trying to seem relevant.

Some stupid tiktok trend and I agree. I don't assume someone is going to spit in my food until they assure me that they don't spit in my food. Some things are better left unspoken. This is definitely a "how do ya do fellow kids" put on by the management of this location. Don't know why you're down voted either, beyond tiktok kids coming to reddit.

Probably Monroe's zenith as a city. 

"We don't spit on the sandwiches" Congrats?

In that case you have to spit on your own tip!

I would hope not!

Cuz I don't want no hawkin' on mah bread, motherfucker.

* Allegedly

I’m completely out of the loop for this one, and at this point I’m afraid to even ask.

I used to like Subway

oh noooooo

The only reason the subway doesn’t spit on sandwiches is they are in full view when making it. To account for this, employees spit on all the toppings during prep in the back, when chopping.

[Sigh.](https://imgur.com/a/bZ1WQOv)

good lord lol

The video. https://youtu.be/MqVVXnyWmhA?si=M77kVtUXflsgiQio

People into that 😿

How about malarkey?

No wonder LA is near bottom in education scores

Oh wait. That is Missouri? Even worse

Michigan? Yikes

Note to self…steer clear of Subway

Genuinely the first of these jokes that I’ve laughed at, and it was because of subway :(

There is no faster way to make someone think you huak tuah on their subway than to release a sign about it.

That made me laugh out loud

Lies

Yooo this subway is always doing some wild stuff 🤣 I feel like every time there's some memes going on they never disappoint.. Never thought I'd see another 734 in the wild 👀

Only because they’re only 10 inches, not 12!

Oh wow hahahahaha so out of control. Wild.

Well, I guess I won’t be going to that Subway anytime soon.

That’s hilarious

Remove the NO and I'm sold

Saw you at King of Buds

Have to be least funniest thing

need to spit on that thang

Subway sucks ass

Subway is so disgusting that someones spit might actually make it better.

Yeah, but what about the 6-inchers?

At first I read “No Hakuna Mutata on our foot longs” and was really confused.

i don't even know what this is. but it looks like some one who has a third grade reading level.

A co worker plays videos like this on a loop during break. I just hear it but I don’t dare look. I presume it’s some Tik Tok thing ?

Wiener Circle in Chicago has "We don't hawk Tua on our wieners." By the way, Monroe is one of my favorite towns and Baumgartners is one of my favorite restaurants. That area of Wisconsin, the Coulee Region of the Driftless Area, is absolutely gorgeous.

I haven't even seen it but it needs to die immediately.

The fact that they feel obliged to say so makes be doubt that it's true more than if they didn't.

Yes, but that meat is not real meat either.

Men are gross and unfunny. They ruin everything.

Which are only 10 inches