Wasn’t it to suppress a organisation hellbent on genociding all of humankind because they saw it as a disease on the universe?
Idk man I haven’t played since it was good (reach)
I believe a good alternate would be “Kid shoves animals into his balls, forces them to fight wild animals and other animals that people have also shoved in their balls”.
Legendary, in this case.
"Men, we lead those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep the Covenant gettin' their *filthy* claws on Earth. But we stumbled onto something that's so hot for them, they're *scrambling* over each other to get it. Well I don't care if it's god's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula-hoop, we are *not* gonna let 'em have it. *What we will let 'em have* is a belly full of lead and a *pool* of their own blood to drown in!
Am I right, Marines!?"
About two minutes in each side stops pushing for the objective and instead choose to dance together while wearing silly hats and occasionally getting killed by someone who can’t read the room
Ooooooo. I got one:
Human gets teleported into a world of monsters, becomes one, and is trying their best to get out of there by doing missions to make the guild happy.
1. A quiet guy with matrix abilities has to hunt down a vampire and a little girl with serious anger issue.
2. A socially awkward but snappy dressed man kills the Illuminati
3. Man in a blue jumpsuit has to kill a half melted genocidal peacenik
4. Man lives in massive underground civilization where ghosts are everywhere and bullets are currency
5. A street gang saves the universe
6. One massive history lesson told from the point of view of an orphaned farm boy
Man survives an assassination attempt, only to be stranded in enemy territory. He must survive and find a way to cope with his loss of power being cut off from the alien mineral that gave him his strength.
Gang member kills other gang members as well as the occasional government official to release a gang member relative from prison in order to eventually remove gang members that wear different coloured clothes from their gang member home.
A father gets framed for a crime, breaks out of prison to murder prostitutes, governmental officials, clergymen and the police to rescue his daughter only to get thrown into the sewers after his friend's kidnap a child and start a dictatorship
Illegal immigrant escapes from custody due to a giant lizard then proceeds to hunt and kill said lizard while becoming the leader of multiple organizations in the country and ending their civil war.
3 idiots crash land on a planet with barely anyone on it. They must make a village, figure out how to build a spaceship, build it, and then leave.
(Rimworld, which is a game more defined by its content that isn't building to a spaceship)
Two gay people decide america shall live in fear after a furry goes missing.
A Hyper-Intelligent Hegemonic Psychic Who can end humanity in a snap vs some dweeb with a net and a plastic lightsaber.
Halo 1 and Infinite are the only ones that take entirely on the ring
If you exclude the tutorial/setdressing first mission with both take place on a ship about to die
Halo 2 is about half the game on a halo, Halo 3 is more focused on the ark, and you have a single level on a halo
Halo 3 ODST, nope
Halo Reach, nah
Halo 4, not at all
Halo 5, its seen in the ending scene
Oh, I've got a bunch:
1. A dude wakes up on a street and goes home while killing the residents of his town
2. A young man dislikes people with fashion sense so much he rides around the city and brutally murders every person in a white two-piece suit
3. A bald man gets paid for dressing up as various people
4. Two siblings argue about their parents issues
5. A crackhead kills people for a dose
6. Clowns try to earn money
7. Just an ordinary week of an ordinary dude with piss fetish
8. Island holidays gone wrong
9. Guys killing the other 9 guys for wearing a different color
10. An IT nerd takes over a huge corporation with the head office on Moon.
Inaccurate. The Space gorillas didn’t come till the second game. The green astronaut did fight the Space Squid face, the Space Dinosaur, the Space Redditor and an Eldritch Horror.
“Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -
Four (genetically modified) child soldiers fight aliens to usher in a dystopian government until one is kidnapped. Has a baller theme song, too. This is an older game.
Military wages interstellar war to suppress religious freedom.
to suppress a death cult*
They are the same picture
Carry the 1... yeah, that checks out
Wasn’t it to suppress a organisation hellbent on genociding all of humankind because they saw it as a disease on the universe? Idk man I haven’t played since it was good (reach)
I AM LIKE 40% sure he also has a nagging woman is his head and also kills space aids
Most accurate description for the flood I’ve ever seen
is this spongebob?
italian man decides the pope has got to go
I love how, because Pizza Tower exists, "Italian Man" isn't just Mario anymore
I believe Assassin's Creed 2 came out before Pizza Tower.
wait I genuinely forgot ACII exists lmao whoops
This lowkey implies Bowser is the Pope and Mario kills him and I love it
i got the same idea
Molto bene
Mushroom kidnaps lizard and roided teenager to stop a key from turning. They search likely spots and become brothers.
Halo 2?
Making creatures your slave by putting them in your balls
Pokémon
It would be funnier to say, “By forcing your balls on them”.
That's not a game, that's my job, sir!
I saw the hentai version of this recently.
Palworld?
That’s what I was thinking
Kicked out at 11 and forced to use animals in essentially death matches.
Pokémon
Correct.
I believe a good alternate would be “Kid shoves animals into his balls, forces them to fight wild animals and other animals that people have also shoved in their balls”.
God own anti son of a bitch machine
Doom ?
Something Johnson says at the start of halo ce depending on the difficulty you play on
Legendary, in this case. "Men, we lead those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep the Covenant gettin' their *filthy* claws on Earth. But we stumbled onto something that's so hot for them, they're *scrambling* over each other to get it. Well I don't care if it's god's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula-hoop, we are *not* gonna let 'em have it. *What we will let 'em have* is a belly full of lead and a *pool* of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines!?"
Accurate
I lost it at hula hoop
People attack wildlife with comically large weapons
monster hunter?
You said that as a question? Have you seen a bigger greatsword outside of final fantasy 7?
i mean.... it might be made of bone, and lizid skin, but there are some pretty big ones in monster hunter lol. the buster is always the goat though.
Maybe inuyashas sword
Lovely
Minecraft
Furries then aliens then fhjkifssdvjjtfcfg tfddghht ffg then worm
Ah, a fellow stellaris afficionado.
Oh sorry I meant Bloodborne. Strange how there’s two games this can apply to I guess
Chemically enhanced mercenary earns a living by killing monsters, humans and bedding sorceresses
Witcher
A mute man in tights goes around breaking into tombs and people's houses all with the intent to take the royal jewels to save the world.
You go after a guy for a piece of plastic after getting headshot by said guy
Fallout NV
Man defeats 16 innocent creatures to bring back his lost love
Shadow of the collosus?
Yes
Beat me to it
About two minutes in each side stops pushing for the objective and instead choose to dance together while wearing silly hats and occasionally getting killed by someone who can’t read the room
Team fortress 2, you forgot the occasional robot terrorizing the room
Plumber saves 8 different people of royalty by fighting turtles >!Super Mario bros. 3!<
Ooooooo. I got one: Human gets teleported into a world of monsters, becomes one, and is trying their best to get out of there by doing missions to make the guild happy.
A prequel of the guy from Fortnite
I thought the idea was to describe it badly.
1. A quiet guy with matrix abilities has to hunt down a vampire and a little girl with serious anger issue. 2. A socially awkward but snappy dressed man kills the Illuminati 3. Man in a blue jumpsuit has to kill a half melted genocidal peacenik 4. Man lives in massive underground civilization where ghosts are everywhere and bullets are currency 5. A street gang saves the universe 6. One massive history lesson told from the point of view of an orphaned farm boy
1. F.E.A.R. 2. Hitman? 3. Fallout? 4. Metro 5. ??? 6. ???
4. Saints row
5 is Saints Row 4 and 6 is Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Guess the game: "Warcrimes"
Idk but Warframe fits quite well
Man survives an assassination attempt, only to be stranded in enemy territory. He must survive and find a way to cope with his loss of power being cut off from the alien mineral that gave him his strength.
I'll wait here for the answer
Deploy children soldiers to fight bandits and other evil people, then marry one of them
rimworld...?
Average middle eastern terrorist group?
Gang member kills other gang members as well as the occasional government official to release a gang member relative from prison in order to eventually remove gang members that wear different coloured clothes from their gang member home.
Bruh I'm replaying San Andreas rn
An overly attractive japanese/american animorph falls in love on a world saving journey with a young angsty dude. ~every final fantasy
Clueless naked man with club dying to all sorts of monsters and gravity.
Dark souls?
yep😁
Sociopathic incel plays with lazer pointers in order to kill nonhumans, or, angry buzz lightyear destroys space catholicism.
That sounds more like doom because of the non human thing along side the calolathisam
Indeed it was halo and doom lmao
Washing machine
Fear and Hunger 2?
Galactic Paratroopers landing behind enemy lines to sabotage, nuke, committ genocide and warcrimes in order to rule the whole milkyway system
>committ genocide and warcrimes Please report to your nearest Democracy Officer for re-education.
Ghost Kills Internet! EVERYBODY IS HAPPY!
A father gets framed for a crime, breaks out of prison to murder prostitutes, governmental officials, clergymen and the police to rescue his daughter only to get thrown into the sewers after his friend's kidnap a child and start a dictatorship
Man goes to buy milk, nukes the entire city
Postal 2
You play as a robot that goes around destroying other robots and taking their weapons to beat up on an old man.
Megaman
You play as a naked woman who goes around beating up Angels and demons.
Space man goes around shooting laser guns at Giant robot squids and having sex with blue alien women.
Mass effect
A man and his adoptive daughter go trekking
Last of us
1000 ton guy does another adventure but with a slightly different enemy than before
Boy goes on journey with talking animals to close a door.
Doom Guy gets a new job in space.
Severe dopamine addiction, with cool vehicles.
My drunk uncle running around killing pet turtles
Illegal immigrant escapes from custody due to a giant lizard then proceeds to hunt and kill said lizard while becoming the leader of multiple organizations in the country and ending their civil war.
Guy wakes up after being sent away for along now had to fight god with fashion to repair a broken wedding ring
Dead guy tries to convince people to help him light a fire.
One of your relatives killed himself, now you have to fix his property.
Space genocide simulator featuring Interstellar Diplomacy (optional)
3 idiots crash land on a planet with barely anyone on it. They must make a village, figure out how to build a spaceship, build it, and then leave. (Rimworld, which is a game more defined by its content that isn't building to a spaceship)
anxiety driven italian man destroys a random tower
Man and banana kill a bunch of guys Matrix-style
My Friend Pedro?
YES
Got this one.
Two gay people decide america shall live in fear after a furry goes missing. A Hyper-Intelligent Hegemonic Psychic Who can end humanity in a snap vs some dweeb with a net and a plastic lightsaber.
Middle aged man see his life fall apart after massive property damage
Florida man kills space bugs for oil and spreads managed democracy to unwilling participants
Human race goes to war on bugs.
Talkative psychopath with a affinity for the color orange blows up the entire ring of fire in a attempt to kill a mute man and a tomboy and fails..
today I learned that Halo actually takes place on the Halo ring and not on some random planet
Halo 1 and Infinite are the only ones that take entirely on the ring If you exclude the tutorial/setdressing first mission with both take place on a ship about to die Halo 2 is about half the game on a halo, Halo 3 is more focused on the ark, and you have a single level on a halo Halo 3 ODST, nope Halo Reach, nah Halo 4, not at all Halo 5, its seen in the ending scene
Filthy Earthings invade hellish dust storm Nazi planet for galactic conquest.
Out of shape loser shoots at aliens from the safety of where you can't see his face.
You play as a pyromaniac zombie and kill god
Are we describing halo or any game?
ANY GAME
Immortal humans go around the solar system and stop aliens from preforming all of their religious rituals with guns and super powers.
A criminal that has to kill a God and a false God for an empire that is falling apart in an extremely xenophobic country that fully supports slavery.
Accurate
Oh, I've got a bunch: 1. A dude wakes up on a street and goes home while killing the residents of his town 2. A young man dislikes people with fashion sense so much he rides around the city and brutally murders every person in a white two-piece suit 3. A bald man gets paid for dressing up as various people 4. Two siblings argue about their parents issues 5. A crackhead kills people for a dose 6. Clowns try to earn money 7. Just an ordinary week of an ordinary dude with piss fetish 8. Island holidays gone wrong 9. Guys killing the other 9 guys for wearing a different color 10. An IT nerd takes over a huge corporation with the head office on Moon.
Surprisingly accurate.
1) Not Half-Life 2) Your mom is religious 3) RNG children 4) Overdog
Green astronaut removes helmet, becomes a giant cry baby softie reflecting on his childhood traumas instead of killing space gorillas.
Halo LIVE ACTION SERIES
space militaru sent to a super weapon to kill aliens
A hero with really big lizard dna is destined to save the world, by defeating a really big lizard.
Inaccurate. The Space gorillas didn’t come till the second game. The green astronaut did fight the Space Squid face, the Space Dinosaur, the Space Redditor and an Eldritch Horror.
Super solider astronaut in green armor with online girlfriend fights big intelligent gorillas and land squid for control of big deadly hula hoop
Robot comes to hell for a drink, ends up bitch slapping angels and kings
Don’t forget he also kills space zombies
Become champion by owning monsters and battling others
Man goes on a mass murder spree and then writes a haiku about tranquility
Cavewoman from the future destroys A.I with a stick
Simp space Marine does everything his little blue baddie tells him to do
Now put that prompt into AI art generator
Alien femboy convinces world’s most powerful military leader to commit rat-genocide using sentient dolls as you catch frogs.
Japanese boy leaves his island to pursue a career as a locksmith
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ToastisCrispy: *Japanese boy leaves* *His island to pursue a* *Career as a locksmith* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
And underwater adventure slowly becomes either adoption or genocide
A futuristic ancient Greek decides space papacy has too many lasers
Three ducks shoot plungers and travel the world.
Random immigrant tries to become lord in a shit hole of war
Woman asks physicist to break her dad out of prison, he finds put how to with insects.
“Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -
Boy teams up with a fairy from Scotland to fight himself and free his mom
Illegal immigrant threatens program to reintroduce extinct native species with violence and shouting
***ALLAHUACKBAAAAAARRR*** but w aliens
I feel like that doesn't meet the criteria
Crack addicted man runs daily errands
3D-printed raccoon speedruns gestalt-classing between different cleric domains
The disrespect is unreal
Yuri lowenthal tells you how to follow a map and you build what ever you want with "infinite possibilities"
Rich lady wants to stop other Rich lady from making long people and centaurs
Four (genetically modified) child soldiers fight aliens to usher in a dystopian government until one is kidnapped. Has a baller theme song, too. This is an older game.
Featuring a lightbulb and zombies.
kid gets his father murdered by some guy with cultural thing as name and learns combat to fight the gang, also every time he dies he's older
Enlightened being travels dimensions kicking ass and dies eventually
Your in an endless maze with ghosts with only cheese to eat
Demons kill rabbit and man is too angry to die
Guy with PTSD, some spicy tentacles which are afraid of the light and dobby go on a rampage.
Man fights gods, with a heavily bruised shoulder
redneck picks up an axe in order to wage war on foreigners
A rich, spoiled kid goes on a vacation and gets kidnapped, then he goes on killing sprea to save some cheecks
Yahoooo! Yahoooo! Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Yahooooo! So longa gay bowser!
Four random people in Georgia make a plan to go to New Orleans to avoid getting ganked by some rabid people.
Do you know Sailor Moon? It’s not that.
Property inheritance refurbishes small town
After touching a large pillar person has a bad vague dream and is told they are crazy.
Man in suit beats people up while solving something
Pink marshmallow climbs beanstalk to kill bugs
Convict sprung from jail by Mexican to attempt genocide
Pinball game with a side story about a prince on a roadtrip to his wedding
Marine takes on alien cult and tries to eradicate sentient herpes
Man is taken from Hell to stop evil because of pure hatred.
Halo is about a fight with the Elites more than the brutes. Space lizards more than space gorillas.
A lady told me to go and kill a gods children and I complied
Big sweaty men slapping meat
Expert level... Scientist goes to jail, breaks out, fights satan.
Woman? Man? Robot? Kills all space jellyfish just so she can have the lady one as a pet.
Billionaire avidly pursues his hobby of breaking people's bones.
A god who says BOY a million times
Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl.
Ignore fetch quests from Boromir to go pick flowers while the world ends.
Galactic genocide simulator
Dwarves send to mine minerals and kill bugs.
Bunch of teens visit a parallel universe to change people’s hearts and save the world
Lady Legolas fights Space Elon Musk who is running from space Ultron.