Excuse me but how is it "a little bit frightening"? Kung fu men's"great skill", suddenly not only does everyone have such skill they feel the need to use it. Nusing home staff are suddenly dodging roundhouse kicks from dementia patients while a CEO and a barista throw hand at the local Starbucks. are they on the same side or enemies? who knows, we all have our own melees to deal with.
This is a little bit ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
"I'm a billionaire."
Put it all in the S&P 500.
Tomorrow market crashes hard, I'm no longer a billionaire but still got many hundreds of millions.
"It ain't my fault."
"It's the end of the world, as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine"
Immediately survives abrupt apocalypse.
Do the changes become permanent, or do things revert back to normal after 24 hours?
Changes are permanent, unless the lyric DIRECTLY changes something, like making something stiff bouncy. That wouldn't stay but "it's the end of the world as we know it" would
"the world as we know it" is a vague phrase. it not necessarily a bad thing, just something where we can say "the world wasn't as we had known it after .". I mean you could argue that BREXIT or the moon landing qualify.
1: The body releases an overwhelming amount of hormones (e.g., adrenaline, testosterone), causing severe hormonal imbalance.
2: You can’t control your sexual drive, leading to reckless behavior that puts you in fatal situations.
3: You’re a sex machine, A person’s body is not made to handle the constant, extreme level of sexual activity and energy. This, in time, could lead to the failure of critical bodily systems like the heart
(Bonus) 4: You literally turn into a sex “machine”, no longer human, could be a toy or anything
Step one: find some rap song that talks about being super popular or something.
Step two: release a new song on Spotify containing the line :I am omnipotent
Step three: profit.
I took it to mean, everytime I used the power, each day would be better than the last. Since when I used the power, it would have been the best day of my life, at least to that point. But who knows what the power would dictate, seeing as each instance only holds power for a single day.
Simple. Bodies hit the floor could be interpreted as just falling down, like everyone tripping. But raining men, isn't vague. It simply implies men falling from the sky like rain
"If i could turn back time"
Possible time travel power, definitely will use it to win a lottery
"I am Iron Man"
Become Iron Man from the MCU or comic books ( not sure which), go around the world kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.
"That's the power of love"
Bit of a head scratcher, not sure what this would manifest into but would just want to see what would happen.
Any changes that come directly from the line existing would be reverted, but if you picked a line that gave you something like super strength and you knocked a building down the building would remain knocked down. The song must have been listened to by at least 1000 people to be viable to use.
These answers are all better than the first thing I thought of.
"I came in like a wreaking ball!"
I just picture the doors/walls of every building I walk into smashing open in front of me like a wreaking ball just impacted them and it makes me smile.
Step 1) "Im beggining to feel like a rap god"
Step 2) Become somewhat popular due to using the same duplicate line every day and just keep releasing till you get at LEAST 10,000 listens on eavh song yoh release after the first day
Step 3) Make a song titled "I have the power" and put every line as a power you will eventually use essentially creating your own powers while bypassing the 1000 listens rule
Step 4) Enjoy Life :)
Step 1.
Use some lyric from a song about being the best rapper/pop star/whatever type of artist.
Step 2.
Release an album that day with songs about all the things that I want to do
Step 3.
All the songs get over 1000 plays because for that day I am the best artist
Step 4.
Get all of my wishes
I would write a song, put it on a very loud speaker and run through the city until 1000 people would have heard it. Ez custom wishes. First song would be all my songs get popular.
I feel like you've combined multiple line of that song
"What will it take just to find that special day?/What will it take just for me to have it all?"
"How can I write love into reality?/What do you call love in your reality?"
Imagine there's no heaven
No hell below us
Above us, only sky
Imagine all the people Livin' for today
Imagine there's no countries
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people Livin' life in peace
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people Sharing all the world
“I wield the holy hammer of flame and unholy cosmic frost!”: Holy hammer of flame and unholy cosmic frost - Gloryhammer
Or
“Worship my omnipotence”: The fires of ancient cosmic destiny - Gloryhammer
So many interesting options....
"I conduct the electric city"
"I'm gonna count to 3, and put you out of your misery"
"The river's gonna give us the wedding band"
Point at my wife "fill her pockets full of stones, precious ones, diamonds"
"Hades, you let them go"
- HADESTOWN
"I must be a god like you"
"You lost"
"Everyone's true colors are revealed in acts of lust"
"If I had to guess, you're headed to the land of the giants"
"I have all the power, yeah I have all the power"
"This life is amazing!"
-EPIC the musical
Then there's the shaperaverse/New Albion songs, which have way too many portions to think about this late.
How do I choose the line that becomes true? Is it the first lyrics I sing of the day? Cause if so, I’m gonna be dead within a week. I’d end up singing 「なら私を刺して殺して奪って去って」 or 「でも私は悔いて叫んで雨が降って」. While the second one isn’t exactly gonna kill me I’m still not gonna be happy about it.
"Listen to my music, and hear what it can do, there's something here that's as strong as life, I know that it will reach you." My music itself can be powerful.
Besides getting a bunch of money I’m switching genitals at will using the Enormous Penis song and WAP. Just wanna experience the best of both worlds u know?
Step 1) everybody was Kung Fu fighting Step 2) enjoy the show
But how could you enjoy the show? your too busy Kung Fu fighting
Exactly. Plus, it’s a little bit frightening.
Especially if those people were as fast as lightning
And they had perfect timing
Excuse me but how is it "a little bit frightening"? Kung fu men's"great skill", suddenly not only does everyone have such skill they feel the need to use it. Nusing home staff are suddenly dodging roundhouse kicks from dementia patients while a CEO and a barista throw hand at the local Starbucks. are they on the same side or enemies? who knows, we all have our own melees to deal with. This is a little bit ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
its part of the lyrics
r/woosh
I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that.
Best answer
Those cats were fast as lightning\~
Alternatively, any line from Ultimate Showdown
Me watching the 89 years old grandpa fight 3 people in a kung fu battle
everybody *was* Kung Fu fighting. You missed it.
"I'm a billionaire." I don't need much after that.
Billionaire for 1 day only. You better have a spending spree already planned out, cause you don’t have long.
Have 1 billion dollars. Spend some. Tomorrow you are not a billionaire, you just have 999 million. I see no problem here.
That is not an angle I anticipated. Well done.
Plus you can reuse lines
You only have to spend your current savings plus one dollar
I've got like 50 bucks left in my account, I can spend 51 dollars in 1 trip to the shops
....so $1?
"I'm a billionaire." Put it all in the S&P 500. Tomorrow market crashes hard, I'm no longer a billionaire but still got many hundreds of millions. "It ain't my fault."
"It's the end of the world, as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine" Immediately survives abrupt apocalypse. Do the changes become permanent, or do things revert back to normal after 24 hours?
Changes are permanent, unless the lyric DIRECTLY changes something, like making something stiff bouncy. That wouldn't stay but "it's the end of the world as we know it" would
So if I sing war pigs the world will be conflict free?
I guess
Wonderful, you could use this for so much good, but it would really limit your singing ability
"the world as we know it" is a vague phrase. it not necessarily a bad thing, just something where we can say "the world wasn't as we had known it after.". I mean you could argue that BREXIT or the moon landing qualify.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
“I’m traveling at the speed of light” immediately dies Edit: I've realized multiple lines in that song would in fact kill you
You would not, in fact, have yourself a real good time, or feel ali-hi-hi-ive
Though you very well may turn the world inside out.
"I'm a sex machine ready to reload" What would that do?
1: The body releases an overwhelming amount of hormones (e.g., adrenaline, testosterone), causing severe hormonal imbalance. 2: You can’t control your sexual drive, leading to reckless behavior that puts you in fatal situations. 3: You’re a sex machine, A person’s body is not made to handle the constant, extreme level of sexual activity and energy. This, in time, could lead to the failure of critical bodily systems like the heart (Bonus) 4: You literally turn into a sex “machine”, no longer human, could be a toy or anything
following this, you become an atom bomb and vaporize a portion of the city you are in
Because i wana make a super stelar nova out of you
“I wanna make a supersonic man outta you”?
Instantly launched at Supersonic speeds from wherever you currently are
What?
Dont stop me nooooow
thoae are not the lyrics lmfao
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Everybody gangsta until the gravity-defying tiger appears
"I wake up in the morning and I step outside" I need to get out more
“Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” Uh oh…
Before or after the news came out?
I hope you're not feeling peculiar
“Take a deep breath and get real high” lmao
Do you also take a deep breath? Or just holding it in?
"I am omnipotent". - Eminem, Rap God.
day 1: give yourself the power to keep it for longer than a day boom
Ope, there goes gravity! So the gravity returns after 24 hrs, but rotating planets fling apart and the orbits are all wonky.
Also every star blows itself apart. Destination FUCKED!
The entire universe would unravel. Terrifying.
Step one: find some rap song that talks about being super popular or something. Step two: release a new song on Spotify containing the line :I am omnipotent Step three: profit.
Or just use "I Am A God" by kanye west
Good idea, I didn't know about that lol.
Or rap god by Eminem
In the song rap god from the original post there is a line "i am onmipotent"
As soon as I wake up, "This is gonna be the best day of my life."
Could that mean every subsequent day after is worse?
I took it to mean, everytime I used the power, each day would be better than the last. Since when I used the power, it would have been the best day of my life, at least to that point. But who knows what the power would dictate, seeing as each instance only holds power for a single day.
Power creep, but positive
"I'm up all night to get lucky" hah, now I can stay up all night to get lucky!
It doesn't mean that you *will* get lucky. That just sounds like an all nighter, then you have to go back to work the next day tired af.
"Its raining men" give everyone trauma
Blunt force and mental both.
It's like a more horrifying rapture
The anti-rapture or un-rapture.
Why not use "let the bodies hit the floor?"
Simple. Bodies hit the floor could be interpreted as just falling down, like everyone tripping. But raining men, isn't vague. It simply implies men falling from the sky like rain
What if the lines dont start with **I**.
It would still become true
"If i could turn back time" Possible time travel power, definitely will use it to win a lottery "I am Iron Man" Become Iron Man from the MCU or comic books ( not sure which), go around the world kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. "That's the power of love" Bit of a head scratcher, not sure what this would manifest into but would just want to see what would happen.
But perhaps if you say “I am Iron Man” you’d turn into someone trapped in iron lol
Yep, it would probably go by the song, which had nothing to do with the comics hero.
What about changes made with \[potential\] powers after the day? what level of 'song'? \[exm. personal mix tape, dj remix of multiple songs etc.\]
Any changes that come directly from the line existing would be reverted, but if you picked a line that gave you something like super strength and you knocked a building down the building would remain knocked down. The song must have been listened to by at least 1000 people to be viable to use.
1k pops? Easy, just make op song, take out a loan, pay it to radio to play it
These answers are all better than the first thing I thought of. "I came in like a wreaking ball!" I just picture the doors/walls of every building I walk into smashing open in front of me like a wreaking ball just impacted them and it makes me smile.
What a wonderful world. Be nice to have a day with no riots or war and division. Even just one day would be nice.
Happy birthday to me.
Step 1) "Im beggining to feel like a rap god" Step 2) Become somewhat popular due to using the same duplicate line every day and just keep releasing till you get at LEAST 10,000 listens on eavh song yoh release after the first day Step 3) Make a song titled "I have the power" and put every line as a power you will eventually use essentially creating your own powers while bypassing the 1000 listens rule Step 4) Enjoy Life :)
Feeling like a rap god does not make you a rap god
Everything is awesome! Or It's raining taco's.
wait is this just for 1 day, one single line? or every day a line? if the latter, does it have to be different every time?
1 line per day
"I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours" Kendrick Lamar on Backseat freestyle
"I'm busy fucking the world and giving the universe my damn tongue" would also be interesting
I don't know how what would happen, but I choose that nonsense song the Italians wrote that mimics American English speech patterns.
Prisencolinensinanciusol. All right! I also want to know what would happen here.
“she wanna ride me like a cruise” -immediately get laid
It’s raining men
Lots and lots of blood
Or alternatively... let the bodies hit the floor.
I was thinking that for day two, mine is mostly for the laugh of watching them fall and splat
It's Friday, Friday... Sung every Monday.
> Bitch I'm Taylor Swift -- Knock Yourself Out XD by Porter Robinson
Oingo Boingo, Just Another day...
Problem child, ACDC "Fuck this" I honestly don't know what would happen. But it will be entertaining.
I’m a simple man with simple needs: “I gotta say it was a good day” feels like the Felix Felicis of this rule.
"I get knocked down" -Chumbawumba
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
"heavy boots of lead fill his victims full of dread running as fast as they can Ironman lives again"
Well, if life ever gets too hard, I’ll turn to World spins madly on by the Weepies. “I woke up and wished that I was dead”
That won't make you dead, just suicidal
So nothing changes
Bananaphone This day is going to be, BANANAS
"I woke up in Chris Brown's body" lol
“I’m Kendall Jenner, I have a vagina, I should explore that right now”
Every 1's a Winner by Hot Chocolate. "Everyone's a winner, baby, that's no lie." Everybody gets what they want.
Step 1. Use some lyric from a song about being the best rapper/pop star/whatever type of artist. Step 2. Release an album that day with songs about all the things that I want to do Step 3. All the songs get over 1000 plays because for that day I am the best artist Step 4. Get all of my wishes
"I'm rich, bitch." The 1st line of the Money in the Bank song.
*from “Bitch I’m in the club” by Kendrick Lamar
"If you like metal, you're my friend" Then ask all of the friends for $5.
I'm waking up to ash and dust. It's wildfire season and I left my window open. Oh and I'm sleepy all day
I would write a song, put it on a very loud speaker and run through the city until 1000 people would have heard it. Ez custom wishes. First song would be all my songs get popular.
"I am a God" from "I am a God" from "God" (kanye west)
So, Omnipotence with extra steps?
I’m cleanin out my closet - my closet is now in perfect condition and organized
“I’ve got a lovely bad of coconuts” “It’s a small world after all”
“I wanna be a billionaire, so fucking bad”
Congratulations, you now WANT to be a billionaire.
We all live in a yellow submarine
"What will it take writing your reality"
Is that ddlc?
yep
Tbh, not the worst choice I've seen here so far
I feel like you've combined multiple line of that song "What will it take just to find that special day?/What will it take just for me to have it all?" "How can I write love into reality?/What do you call love in your reality?"
Imagine there's no heaven No hell below us Above us, only sky Imagine all the people Livin' for today Imagine there's no countries Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too Imagine all the people Livin' life in peace I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world
Most of those lines just alter what people are imagining, not reality But some of them would be big deals
If all of humanity were forced to contemplate each of these things for a day I think it would have positive long lasting effects.
"save your breath cus tonight you are gona ***DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN***"
"My name is alexander hamilton!"
You can legally change your name already
You better watch out cuz I'm a war machine. That's a fun day right there.
Tany Hall "I'm the Ruler of Everything, in the end" to basically become God
How is what constitutes a single "Line" determined...?
A single sentence i thinm
“I wield the holy hammer of flame and unholy cosmic frost!”: Holy hammer of flame and unholy cosmic frost - Gloryhammer Or “Worship my omnipotence”: The fires of ancient cosmic destiny - Gloryhammer
No army of undead unicorns?
Can we make something out of Alphaville: "Forever young"?
"Ballad of Barry Allen" Gonna become the Flash and pull some time crimes.
"im coming home again" Idk It just sounded right
Yeah, toast!
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
I am Superman... and I can do anything
"Wir sind die Herren der Welt, die Könige auf dem Meer." Translation: "We are the masters of the world, the kings on the sea." Yes
So many interesting options.... "I conduct the electric city" "I'm gonna count to 3, and put you out of your misery" "The river's gonna give us the wedding band" Point at my wife "fill her pockets full of stones, precious ones, diamonds" "Hades, you let them go" - HADESTOWN "I must be a god like you" "You lost" "Everyone's true colors are revealed in acts of lust" "If I had to guess, you're headed to the land of the giants" "I have all the power, yeah I have all the power" "This life is amazing!" -EPIC the musical Then there's the shaperaverse/New Albion songs, which have way too many portions to think about this late.
Me about to become Rylanor:
We are all innocent.
I was made for loving you baby Hallo my name is doctor green thumb Don’t stop me now
Stank pussy smelling like cool ranch doritos.
“The world is a vampire, sent to drain”
BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL FALLOUT
my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours
"Goddamn I got bitches" would probably be better but you do you
"Tengo una vaca lechera"
What happens if I start singing the crazy frog song
"I know karate, voodoo too" Kick ass
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Experience has made me rich...... That should make life a little funner
The architect by Haken "We'll make this dream last forever, and ever"
I woke up Chris breezy
There's a slim shady in all of us,,,
Country roads take me home.
How do I choose the line that becomes true? Is it the first lyrics I sing of the day? Cause if so, I’m gonna be dead within a week. I’d end up singing 「なら私を刺して殺して奪って去って」 or 「でも私は悔いて叫んで雨が降って」. While the second one isn’t exactly gonna kill me I’m still not gonna be happy about it.
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train "And maybe it's not too late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate"
This is super creative. I’m really impressed.
I'm so happy because today I found my friends
I am the maker of rules.
I'll just sing to my daughter. "You're a rich girl! Oh, you're a rich, rich girl!' She loves me. She would share.
You could use a line to get money and pay a somewhat popular indie music artist to write songs with the lyrics you want.
"Listen to my music, and hear what it can do, there's something here that's as strong as life, I know that it will reach you." My music itself can be powerful.
May all the autumn leaves turn to 20s at your feet, and may the high and mighty come to know your thunder.
But its spring here :(
If there's a man who can make anything Give me the tools to live in the past
And I'm free, free falling. For no particular reason.
Driving that train, high on cocaine. Sounds fun.
*I kissed a girl and I liked it* I am just a gay, fat lil enby wanting a hot girl to be into me enough to want to kiss me back 🥺
Your mom came out with just a towel on Come through Stacy's mommmmmmmmmm
Skrillex: I want to kill everybody in the world.
"I love myself" "What The World Needs Now is Love sweet love" Keep repeating those on a loop and see what happens
“In the line at the bank bout to make a withdraw for a million”
Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race. Michael Jackson.
“I kissed a girl” lol
"today is a good day" and be happy
Dancing in my underpants I'm gonna run for government
What if god was one of us?
"look at this photograph" I want to see that photograph. Why are his eyes so red?
I should probably not hum any songs by the Pretty Reckless in the morning, that would be bad
i met melinko he gave me three wishes
‘Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Besides getting a bunch of money I’m switching genitals at will using the Enormous Penis song and WAP. Just wanna experience the best of both worlds u know?
"Chocolate rain"
"I'm not sad anymore"
They Might Be Giants - Doctor Worm "I can handle criticism"
Mama fuckin mia