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framed_toilet_water

Not just a southern pansy, THE southern pansy you piece of shit


medusas_girlfriend90

Don't bother, you piece of shit.


rivercass

Nooooo


Virgilismyson29

How's your naked man friend, you piece of shit?


mvhkvj

Grow better you piece of shit


Adorable_Wave_7659

Yes.


Bone-rattling_bandit

Thank you for my pornography you piece of shit!


M1ssy_M3

"You go too fast for me Cowley, you piece of shit."


death-by-obsession

I didn't really fall. I just sauntered vaguely downwards you piece of shit.


redheadedjapanese

Temptation accomplished, you piece of shit. Shut your stupid mouth and die already, you piece of shit! šŸ¤— Iā€™m a demon. I lied, you piece of shit. Order accurately and fast. I havenā€™t slept in 30 hours and I will not hesitate to mock you if I donā€™t like your order, you piece of shit. You donā€™t frighten me, you piece of shit.


rivercass

The 4th one is so perfect


DigSpecific2489

Wait what episode was the fourth one???


redheadedjapanese

The season 2 finale, you piece of shit šŸ¤£


rivercass

Nina to the Metatron in the season 2 finale when he orders a coffee


OrganPutty

# THANK YOU FOR MY PORNOGRAPHY ^ā€¦. ^you ^piece ^of ^shit.


AdinosYT

MY CAR IS NOT YELLOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT


Tea_taker_394

WAS THAT A TRAVEL SWEET?? YOU PIECE OF SHIT.


Cutpear

Eccles cakes, you piece of shit


Aldrewen

My car is not yellow, itā€™s never been yellow ! Change it back! But itā€™s pretty you piece of shit


Aldrewen

Metatron brought coffee ā€œShould I drink it ?ā€ ā€œOf course you piece of shit ā€œ


dontbeanegatron

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to, you piece of shit."


david_men_dz

"I Will Not Say: Do Not Weep; For Not All Tears Are An Evil. You piece of shit."


ast3rrr_

Would you like to have lunch together, you piece of shit?


SteveGRogers

"Great pustulant mangled bollocks to the Great blasted Plan, you piece of shit!" Crowley calling god a piece of shit would make my heart sing.


Aldrewen

We could be us you piece of shit


fashionweeksurvivor

Not; you are not welcome here, you piece of shit.


Aldrewen

What are you doing in this bookshop?! I am dusting you piece of shit


Agreeable_Finger_747

No nightingales you piece of shit


hazelnuttwhike

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Well deserved though!


Irnbruaddict

I am your fatherā€¦you piece of shit.


david_men_dz

NOOOOOOOO! You piece of shit!


Important-Support-83

Came here for this one


Kaiannanthi

You are toast! T-O-S-T! E! You piece of shit.


Titansdragon

I'm Batman, you piece of shit.


etranger033

Hit me! You piece of shit!


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

Yer a wizard, Harry, you piece of shit.


Rozkosz60

Do or do not. There is no try, you piece of shit. - Yoda


cavalryrs

Shit piece you are


Rozkosz60

ROFL !!


etranger033

"Im not afraid" "Ahh, you will be, you piece of shit. You will be."


Iacceptallthecookies

You shall not pass, you piece of shit


TangledUpPuppeteer

Get the behind me, you piece of shit. We could have beenā€¦ *us*, you piece of shit. What fire, you piece of shit?


[deleted]

I AM A SURGEON YOU PIECE OF SHIT


[deleted]

And "Let it die you piece of shitšŸŽ¶"


timberwolf0122

I love you I know, you piece of shit


legacyrules

One more step and this will be the furthest Iā€™ve ever been from the shire, mr Frodo you piece of shit


Punkodramon

I am Kenough, you piece of shit.


cavalryrs

Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you piece of shit


headcanonball

That'll do, pig...you piece of shit.


Warboss_Hank

All these memories, gone, like tears in the rain, you piece of shit.


etranger033

'Wake up you piece of shit. Time to die."


t0ughl0v3

Nothing lasts forever, you piece of shit


nevermindthatthough

To the world, you piece of shit.


Masked_Chinchilla

Andā€”oh my god I want to be a whale, you piece of shit!


redheadedjapanese

As you wish, you piece of shit.


etranger033

"We're closed you piece of shit!"


barronelli

ā€œAnd you will know my name is the Lordā€¦ when I lay my vengeance upon thee, you piece of shitā€


etranger033

"I'm going to get medieval on your ass you piece of shit"


barronelli

That sounds kinda kinky. ā€œKnow what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris, you piece of shit?ā€


Grandfeatherix

Man goes into cage, cage goes into water, shark's in the water, our shark you piece of shit


Odd_Advance_6438

ā€œI can't carry it for you, but I can carry you, you piece of shitā€


cavalryrs

Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit


Here-Is-TheEnd

Rose got into negging later in life I see..


DreadfulDave19

May your knife chip and shatter, you piece of shit


Aldrewen

Oh book girl ! Catch you piece of shit !


Ana_of_troy7979

You're a wizard harry, you piece of shit


collincat

It all started with a garden you piece of shit


crazyxchick

You're terrible, Muriel, you piece of shit! šŸ¤£


CheddarCheese390

https://preview.redd.it/j5n8abtdf92d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b112c60df557ab833f2d97bc091ad6b4358767a You piece of shit


A_Random_Tabaxi

Life uh finds a way, you piece of shit.


Square_Candle1990

I like pears, you piece of shit.


Holiday-Window2889

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel, you piece of shit?


madbamajama1

Excuse me while I whip this out, you piece of shit.


bigdaftgeordie

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it, you piece of shit"


IRBaboooon

Do or do not, there is no try. Piece of shit, you are.


SuperHunkOfMan

There's a snake in my boot, you piece of shit


DPG1987

Today is our Independence Day, you piece of shit.


jellylime

It's levi*O*sa not levio*SA*, you piece of shit.


Comfortable_Alps_334

Uncle Ben: With great power comes great responsibility..... you piece of shit!


Trappist235

You bow to no one. You piece of shit


One_Ping_Only317

Iā€™ll never let goā€¦you piece of shit.


heartbroken187

'Ti's merely a flesh would, you piece of shit


etranger033

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time you piece of shit."


probe101

KKKHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!! you piece of shit


caelumh

So long, Space Cowboy, you piece of shit.


SeanChewie

I love you! I know, you piece of shit.


Aldrewen

I love you, youā€™re funny you piece of shit


Double-Tension-1208

Let's a go you piece of shit


Wisebanana21919

Run Forrest Run You Piece of Shit!!!


Major-Finding-1632

ā€œHello brother, you piece of shit.ā€


dkixen

You complete me, you piece of shit


david_men_dz

With great power comes great responsibility. You piece of shit.


No-Medicine-3300

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn you piece of shit Play it again (Sam) you piece of shit Beam me up (Scotty) you piece of shit


Special_Melon

Weā€™re going to need a bigger boat you piece of shit I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and Iā€™m all out of bubblegum you piece of shit


-TheDapperMan-

Lets do the Ritz, you piece of shit


drew_haruno

You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow, you piece of shit!


erlkonigk

It's not your fault, you piece of shit.


newport100

A little late to the game here but I'm going to use a quote from Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie. "Well now you do, you piece of shit. You piece of shit."


sadboihourshavebegun

shut it iā€™m a demon im not nice you piece of shit


madbamajama1

It's not your fault, you piece of shit.


fourlegged

"I love you." "I know, you piece of shit."


fourlegged

"Rosebud, you piece of shit."


skiffguard72

Somebody peed my pants! But I don't know if it was baby-me or old-me...or...just me-me, you piece of shit!


etranger033

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye you piece of shit."


guitar_angel

Nobody puts Baby in a corner...you piece of shit! Talk to me Goose, you piece of shit! I built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun...you piece of shit!


Important_Knee_5420

Grow Better! You piece of shit!


pennie79

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn, you piece of shit.


64Nomad

Youā€™re a mamma Jenny, you piece of shit


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Never tell anyone outside the Family what you're thinking you piece of shit.


AlexanderHamilfish

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain, you piece of shit.ā€


Bruiser235

I'll never let go you piece of shit.


SuperHunkOfMan

Leia: I love you Han Solo: I know, you piece of shit


malakon

ā€œI've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the TannhƤuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.ā€ÆTime to die, you piece of shit".


Man-e-questions

Life is like a box of chocolates, you piece of shit


Blackletterdragon

"I'm your huckleberry, you piece of shit."


DG04511

You had me at Hello, you piece of shit.


Goobl3r89

As you wish, you piece of shit


voyeuristiclikeusall

TELL ME YOU SAID NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT Nothing lasts forever, you piece of shit.


CosmicKeymaker

Earn thisā€¦you piece of shit.


blameline

Leave the gun. Take the canoli you piece of shit!


NatMav

It will pass, you piece of shit


Alarming-Phone4911

If U don't stand for something u'll fall for anything, you piece of shit


Abagofcheese

I'm king of the world, you piece of shit!


Poprockslove

"Is everything alright?" "Perfectly, yes. Uh, tip- top. Absolutely Tickety Boo, you piece of shit"


tweavergmail

"No, I am your father, you piece of shit."


uhWHAThamburglur

I'M KING OF THE WORLD, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!


H-Town_DILF

E.T. Phone home you piece of shit.


H-Town_DILF

King Kong ain't got nothing on me you piece of shit.


H-Town_DILF

Pooky, let's burn thus motherfucker down you piece of shit.


H-Town_DILF

Why so serious you piece of shit.


Karkat_Kitsune

Hasta la vista, you piece of shit.


seanjones520

Hasta La Vista you piece of shit


ATXKLIPHURD

Ogres have layers you piece of shit


ADhomin_em

May the force be with you, you piece of shit!


LinkyBoi1

ā€œIf a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live, you piece of shit.ā€


Witty-Original8533

I'm a "seamstress", you piece of shit.


Busch_Leaguer

You had me at hello, you piece of shit


hazelnuttwhike

Do ducks have ears? Must do, s'how they hear other ducks, you piece of shit. -Anthony J Crowley, to himself.


mardigrasman

Iā€™ll have what SHEā€™S having, you piece of shit!


docktorgee

I'm your huckleberry... you piece of shit


No_Adhesiveness2229

Leia: I love you. Han: I know, you piece of shit.


Satchman1214

I'll have what she's having you piece of shit. I'll be back you piece of shit. Houston we have a problem, you piece(s) of shit.


trulyuniqueusername2

ā€œItā€™s over, Anakin! I have the high ground, you piece of shit!ā€


AstralFantom

"WAIT and see, you piĆØce of shit"


New-Ladder5411

and if you wereā€¦just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing, you piece of shit


JFionnlagh

Is that a travel sweet, you piece of shit?


Here-Is-TheEnd

I am your father, you piece of shit


seth928

No! *I* am your father, you piece of shit.


Orinocopl

Say hello to my little friend, you piece of shit!


BlindGuy68

were lamda lamda lamda and omega mu you peice of shit NERDS !!! you peice of shit call me booger you piece of shit


Technical-Choice-678

Clever Girl, you piece of shit


Fr-no-no_frwg

Kneelā€¦before your queen, you piece of shit.


Signdesign007

Bond, James Bond, you piece of shit.


Machadoaboutmanny

You want the truth? You canā€™t handle the truth, you piece of shit


Machadoaboutmanny

Chocolate or poop? Chocolate! What if it had been poop, you piece of shit ?


Machadoaboutmanny

Love means never having to say youā€™re sorry, you piece of shit


Machadoaboutmanny

For England James? No, for me, you piece of shit.


Machadoaboutmanny

Alright, your wish is my command, way to go Al, you piece of shit


ceresverde

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. You piece of shit.


MaleficentPicture518

No, i am your father you piece of shit


cavalryrs

ā€œI live my life a quarter-mile at a time. Nothing else matters; not the mortgage; not the store; not my team and their bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, Iā€™m free you piece of shitā€


OrdinaryAverageGuy99

You had me at hello, you piece of shit.