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Klarkash-Ton

You mean a Burden in her Hand?


[deleted]

I lost my head again...


Filixx

You guys have big dumb sex


jacksonapplehead

I know what to dooooo


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[удалено]


AcanthocephalaDue715

That’ll be enough of that. Keep your imaginary friend to yourself


AlbertFrankEinstein2

I like to quote Alice In Chains during sex. “I’m the man, in a box”


Hefty-Rope2253

Down in a hole, feeling so small


BaronZemo00

Haha perfect!


punko2389

Bro i'm listening to that song now lmao


mortalkondek

Beat me to it!


ferdmertz69

That's Alice in Chains


[deleted]

Ahhhh so that's why the poster said it was Alice in Chains. Thanks for clearing up any confusion.


snorquez

Am I inside?


The_Insano_wave

Inside, always tryin' get back insiiiidee


psdopepe

same, "AH *sick guitar riff* AH"


A_Plan_B_you_C

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


AcanthocephalaDue715

If I would could you?


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

IIIIINTOOO the flood aGAAAIIINNN


mortalkondek

Down in a hole


myownworstanemone

bury me softly in this womb


DrRonnieJamesDO

"Shove... my nose... in..." 🤣


silentwind262

As long as she doesn’t have a Rusty Cage


frank_grimey_grimes

Spoonman!


KeithWorks

Cum together with your hands!


DisplayComfortable60

I came to say this, however, I think this is what she says after the sex


schmoolecka

🎵 She knows what to do, she’s going to fuck fuck fuck fuck you 🎵


ParticularGlass1821

Black hole sun, won't you cum.


King_Dee1

They better wash away the rain after!


KeithWorks

💀


leafy_returns

Black hole, son. Won’t you cum


wetbeef10

Feel the rhythm with your hands!


leafy_returns

*feel the rhythm in your pants*


sjaard_dune

I shot my love today, Would you cry for me? I lost my head again Would you lie for me? I left her in the sand, Just a burden in my hand. I lost my head again, Would you cry for me?


Future_Way5516

Yes, I'm riding you all the waaaaaay......


bigdumb1diot

Were you going Full On Kevin’s Mom?


Blaze_is_Fire323

Most under rated comment!


Quick1711

Put her in the Jesus Christ Pose and tear that Black Hole Sun up.


iftheworldwasatoilet

Down in a hole


_oculus

up up up and down, turn turn turn around, round round roundabout and over again..


jacksonapplehead

Much love for Incesticide


_oculus

hell yeah. what's your favorite song from incesticide?


jacksonapplehead

Well, besides from Turnaround, I honestly love all its songs. If I had to pick, I would say... Beeswax, Aero Zeppelin, Aneurysm and Big Long Now. Also Downer, but that's from Bleach. I think it's such an underrated album (or whatever it is). And your favorites?


_oculus

probably big long now, dive, mexican seafood, stain, and beeswax. i love all it's songs as well but those are the ones i'd pick if i had to.


jacksonapplehead

Awesome choices as well. Tbh, it's my favorite along with In Utero. I love the rest, but they have some underrated masterpieces too.


StrangeCrimes

Banging with Love Buzz blasting to drown out the noise is the epitome of being 19 in 1989. For me.


Grip-my-juiceky

Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left, Right,B,A,Select


_oculus

i thought it was a, b, select?


Grip-my-juiceky

Correct! Was typing late in evening.


Plenty_Trust_2491

[“Son Of A Gun”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B0qIARknhMg)


panzan

Topical because it was originally recorded by the Vaselines


watchyourtonepunk

I’m gonna… FUCK FUCK FUCK fuck you


The-CannabisAnalyst3

I'm only faking when I get it right When I get it right 😆


MathematicianJust480

Oh, so YOU are the Minnesota that she is feeling...nice


patronizingperv

Put it in the black hole, son.


Braunb8888

As I’m raped by another monkey circus freak…..(I’m so sorry)


Full-Oil-1777

Just say "butthole fun" and say it's your remix!


Historical_Common145

“Pushin forward back”


Alaska_Pipeliner

I am smelling like a rose someone that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed!


jacksonapplehead

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS MENTIONED🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️


CeleryCountry

RAHHHHH 💯💯💯💯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


Okarih-Ijnihs

Little Joe


MitchCumsteane

Dish it back to surprise her. I bet she likes surprises.


zrayburton

I know I’m headed for the bottom.


Historical_Common145

Genius there, She Likes Surprises is actually a track I never knew existed, once I got Superunknown on vinyl I saw it as the closer song and I was very confused. It’s a B side I’m pretty sure.


maskedfugee

Hit her back with "But I'm riding you all the way! Yeah, I'm riding you all the way! I'm riding you all the way! Oh, I'm riding you! Yes, I'm riding you! I'm riding you! Yes, I'm riding you! I'm riding you all the way!"


TheGrinchWrench

Sing back. “ I wouldn’t mind if you swallowed my pride”


davangreenwell

Is she loud? Louder than Love?


SneedyK

She be looking California but she be grinding Minnesota, you figgadeal me?


nickmetal

"I wallowed in the blood & mud with all the other pigs!"


TheKhyWolf

“Shit on my chest” or whatever he says in “fell on back days”


Mal-a-Propism

Woke up depressed, I left for work. You have a good day.


tragic_girl13

At least u don't refer to the 4th song off Nirvana's 1993 final album In Utero LOL


Chrissisol

“Blow up the Outside World “ was a euphemism for sex for me for awhileeeeee


GavinE_WWE

IM DOWN ON MY KNEES AGAIN


DucVWTamaKrentist

So, her current boyfriend Outshined you in the bedroom?


SandmanAwaits

*”Wont You Come!”*


motorbike-t

“You tied my lead and pull my chain to watch my blood begin to boil!” “Yeah!, take the river down to Stillwater and ride that pack of dogs!”


carlyjags

With my good eye closed


Chastity-76

Completely understandable


redditmodssuckballs1

So quote sex type thing by stp: “here I cum, I cum, I cum, I cum.”


kurt-boddah-cobain

She sounds like a keeper.


FlashCallahan

Jesus Christ! Not that pose!


intagliopitts

She keeps calling spoonman in to the bedroom to come together in his hands?


JLindsey502

Quote back with some STP 🤷🏻‍♂️ “Here I cum, I cum, I cum, I cum!” Start low and crooning and get louder until you’re screaming and during ejaculation it’s important to quote Pearl Jam… “Release Me!”


Vivid-Soup-5636

No one cums like you anymore


PanicBlitz

Jesus, I can't touch my penis! Jesus, I can't see my feet!


[deleted]

LOL


wwwillha

Oh really 😒


hatecopter

Come on while I get off


RhinovisionHomeVideo

Better than her quoting Silverchair to you.... You gonna wait 'til, fat boy Fat boy, wait 'til tomorrow


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

😐


Gold-Stomach-4657

Hands All Over!


zrayburton

Keeper! I know I’m headed for the bottom.


tonylouis1337

"HIT ME WITH A HAND OF BROKEN NAILS"


flojo2012

I don’t like what you’ve got me hanging frooooooomm


_Gemini-James_

And I don't like what you got me hanging froooom.


horsebag

I don't care if it takes some time, I'm gonna make it right, I'm gonna make it right


BrownwaterVertigo

Riding you all the waaaaAaaaAaaayyyyyy!!! 🎶


BrownwaterVertigo

She sounds like my wife's boyfriend whatever the fuck that means


AdVisible5343

Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are


AffectionateArt7721

Moans in get down with sickness style


CthulhuJankinx

Spoon, man


tommy-frosty

“Spooneman come together with your hands…all my friends are Indians ….Spoonman” Yea, weird.


prostipope

gotta wash away that rain


disturbdchemist

...like suicide?


PuzzleheadedPolicy85

based


Gusdado

Full on Kev's mom?


International-Day-00

Hard headed fuck you all!! Hard headed fuck you all!!


dirtydaddytx

Put in my Black Hole Son


Equivalent-Ad-1927

But does she still Get on the snake? Maybe we should all blow up the outside world before we all get outshined


Top_Translator7238

Legs A Thousand Years Wide


GeneraalHenk

Aggressively starts singing exit Stonehenge


Mindless_Empress_179

“Hard headed fuck you all.”


antonzsandor

She’s fell on black days


nhardycarfan

Frankly I can’t help that she has a moist vagina and I’m welcome to come as I am


Caramelchews

As long you don't vanish in her Black hole Sun who cares:p


GuestRevolutionary38

FACE POLUTION!


[deleted]

Spoon man!


heyroons

head down…


Either_Ad802

She's a keeper mate


stilloldbull2

Well, here’s hoping you are a fan…of both those things.


Gfeaver4

Full On Kevin’s Mom?


SourLoafBaltimore

So You’re full on kevins mom?


Drivenbynails42013

Black hole sun has a new meaning now.


stevemillions

“Head Down”? Makes sense


[deleted]

Way to hit that Black Hole, son


A_Plan_B_you_C

“I’m looking California, and feeling Minnesota.”


tiocatire77

Don’t tell me it’s a birth ritual


tiocatire77

Are you a spoons man?


MileenasFeet

She's gonna break She's gonna break her She's gonna break her rusty cage And run


Master_Stress_3009

I'm feeling outshined? I'm going to break my rusty cage? And you stare at me in a Jesus Christ pose? Kickstand you got loose and I threw up? I'm glad I'm not the only one whose partner quotes those lines too!


BaronZemo00

If she hasn’t referred to her darkened depths as her black hole sun, I’ll be severely disappointed. But this chick sounds pretty damn cool none the less.


BaronZemo00

The only line you need, but for after a certain moment—“She likes surprises”


orion197024

My Rusty Cage?


astronomicfuck

Just the middle of Outshined where he's like "AAAGGHHHHHUUTshined...."


ghostsinthecodes

drawing flies


jedimerc

Blow up the outside woooorrrrld... and your ass!


Own-Distribution-193

Poonman


johnnycatz

Long time cominnnnn


Cody_2_is_Down

“Hurry up. I’m paying a babysitter.”


pleomorphict

"Outshined" -kurt cobain


Forbidden_Donut503

“I wanna break my rusty trombooooooooooooonnnneee…..and cuuuuummmm!!!!!”””


Utterlybored

“Black hole, son!”


Bryskid2005

Mailman- But I'm riding you all the way, Yeah, I’m riding you all the way, I'm riding For all of your kisses turned to spit in my face For all that reminds me which is my place, For all of the times when you made me disappear, This time I'm sure you'll know that I'm here,


Fathead5f

Put it in my Black Hole..... son.


Emera1dthumb

It’s a black whole ….son


moleculariant

I'm feeling Minnesota


blappiep

wallowing in my own obscenity


luciiferjonez

stick it in my black hole, son


GrumpyCatStevens

Does she ever leave you feeling outshined?


PaleontologistHot73

Is her son named Kev?


Interesting_Panic_85

Loud love


RickSanchez813

"Won't you come..."


Lifesalchemy

"Black Hole Sun" is next?


mikeb31588

Is she pegging your black hole while doing it?


paulysoftware

“Birth ritual!!!!!”


Waste-Account7048

So long as her head is bobbing, who cares?


SnooMemesjellies1083

Full on Kev’s Mom?


Drinkdrankdonk

Full On Kevin’s Mom


Kallisti7

Come together with your hands?


Signal_Importance986

Rusty Twatttttttttttt


Hmccormack

Have you seen her Black Hole Son?


DaveBigalot

Follow me into the desert, as thirsty as you are


DrRonnieJamesDO

"The squirt is going down, get out, before you drown" 🤣


bunglerm00se

“back hole, son.”


No-voice-must-scream

Come on while I get off


General_Promotion347

Because she's fantasizing about Chris Cornell.


Relevant-Ostrich2711

Boooooooo


Lazy_Cardiologist379

I’m gonna break my rusty cage and run!


UserPrincipalName

That's hot. Not gonna lie.