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avmp629

Just have them play in the youth arena while they go build another one somewhere else, it's bound to work


bdickie

The coyotes are just a russian doll at this point with infinitly smaller areans all the way down


RektalTrauma

When are season tix going on sale for when they play in your back yard ODR


NoticedGenie66

I'm prepping for the standing-room only tickets at the air hockey table


rjbelz

I hear the pregame festivities are pretty lit at the bubble hockey table


RektalTrauma

Probably a sick tailgate at the basement with the hockey puck dented washer/dryer combo


SirLillyhammond

You think they can afford the combo? The tailgate is outside by the clothesline


SteveFrench12

Im so confused, must have lost the thread somewhere. Who is this arena for with the yotes moving to utah


avmp629

The Coyotes technically didn't move to Utah, rather they "sold" everyone on the team to a brand new Utah franchise (so team history and stuff like that won't transfer) The Coyotes are "frozen" for a lack of a better term, and will stay that way until either the current owner gets an NHL arena or someone else steps up if the first one fails


opensourcefranklin

Apparently they have five years to build an NHL quality arena at which point the team can be unfrozen and added back to the league with expansion. I think they're just posturing to save face, their owner gutted the franchise on purpose for crazy profit. I liked what the Scottsdale mayor said ,"Mr. Meruelo's fantasy hockey proposal was just a smoke screen as he exited after running the franchise under".


IChurnToBurn

I’ve got some ice cubes in my freezer.


Sp3ctre7

At the very end is where Ferris State plays, and below that a literal barn


AniviaPls

They just did that


86teuvo

Every time you think this coyotes debacle can’t get any more embarrassing they find a way…


[deleted]

It is, however, hilarious that Arizona Coyotes drama survived them literally leaving Arizona


progress10

Reminds me of when Spanos would wire John Pickett $1,000 instead of one million dollars.


ButWhatIfItsNotTrue

A data entry error reminds you of having crappy/no lawyers? One is a simple mistake we can all make. The other is pure incompetency.


FesteringLion

I feel bad no one is setting you straight, just downvoting. Google John Spano + John Pickett + New York Islanders.


Patrick2701

It’s gets more embarrassing


RatherBeSkiing

🥾🗑️


vintageFenceSitter

Ironic reply.


XPhazeX

Well to be fair, Meruelo ran the Coyotes like a youth organisation


Anvenom

There's quite a few youth hockey directors offended by this comment.


respaaaaaj

I haven't heard about him covering up for sexual assault, either in or outside of the form of "hazing"


BrodeurCinemaClub

Meruelo is the answer to the question "What if the movie Spinal Tap was a guy?"


Cheeks_Klapanen

I love this comment so very much


chemaster0016

So you're saying that Meruelo is going to spontaneously combust/choke on someone else's vomit/suffer a bizarre gardening accident? I'm on board.


cheeseball209

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the team was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was an arena on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.


DrDerpberg

The season ticket list goes up to eleven?


Lattes1

Surely that can be solved by a rezoning application?


eutectic_h8r

That's too much work, just put them in a youth hockey arena


Brocktarrr

Coyotes 2.0 are gonna show up opening night and realize their new rink is actually a roller hockey rink and the NHL shrugs and goes “guess you’re all playing in-line in Arizona this year”


g0kartmozart

Does the municipality and its residents want a massive arena and entertainment complex there? Rezoning isn't usually a quick or simple process.


JackManningNHL

Land use attorney in the American southwest, here. Rezoning is 100% political. Mereulo is reportedly very bad at politics.


theraxc

How much you figure does he need to donate to political campaigns to get it rezoned?


SomewherePresent8204

I don’t think you can donate enough to balance out “forgetting” to pay rent and taxes to Glendale. Meruelo’s chances of getting an arena built died the second he pulled that stunt.


rottingmind13

From the stuff I read immediately after Utah became a thing....probably the same amount as the plot of land would cost by itself. Sounds like dude is absolutely clueless


hjhof1

It seems like they are just as much culprits as Mereulo honestly, they decide to pull the action and re order things at the last minute, and they offer up this land saying it’s for an arena and then as it gets closer they go “ohhhh a youth arena oops” at this point probably just shouldn’t be a team in AZ


JackManningNHL

This is a political issue. If Mereulo were better at politics, it wouldn't be an issue.


AniviaPls

Yes but also how big is the land lol, can it fit 17k people


lancemeszaros

The actual land size would easily fit an arena, the difference in zoning as it's relevant to a municipal government would be traffic and utility demand, especially water demand since it's in the middle of the desert.


AniviaPls

Good to know, im unfamiliar with the site. Yes services would have to be up to par, as well as infrastructure like you mentioned. If not its going to be veeeeery expensive to install


zuul99

[Its basically this plot](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.6752117,-111.9387967,7008m/data=!3m1!1e3?authuser=0&entry=ttu)


AniviaPls

Pretty big for a youth arena lmfao wow


zuul99

**If** we get our new arena I vote we forever call it Youth Arena


NolaBrass

Yes there’s more than enough land here, that’s never been the problem


CD_4M

No guarantee that such a massive change would be approved


CommonGrounders

Not even joking, John Spano was a more legitimate NHL owner than this guy, and actually accomplished more keeping the team in the city.


Sarcastic__

The Yakuza did more with the Lightning.


ZeppoJR

I mean with impeccable managerial stability from a chicken and legally not Michael Jackson to a circus chimp and a giant Roomba, how could they possibly fail? /s


HartfordYardGoat

If anybody wondered how Spano would have run the Islanders had he been able to actually own the team, here you have it. Sadly, everything you said is correct. It'd be funny as hell if it wasn't a damn disgrace.


CommonGrounders

I would argue Spano was way more interested in running a successful team than cashing out.


Whitecastle56

I mean Spano actually cared about the team and wanted to own them. AM has yet to prove either of those points true in his case.


HartfordYardGoat

At least Spano's worst transgression was he bullshitted about how much money he had, right? I'm beginning to wonder if this dimwitted dipshit has done the same thing, but got away with it for a lot longer.


nothing_but_static

The Coyotes, making the late 90s Islanders look not so bad since... the late 90s


IHazenArgument

Bettman: "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... can't get fooled again."


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Alex Meruelo eats crayons for breakfast


YOURE_GONNA_HATE_ME

That’s disrespectful to the 200,000 USMC soldiers who would love a tasty box of crayons for dinner.


BaconScentedSoap

Found the chairforce guy


BlessTheKneesPart2

We lost the hottest jerseys in the league to this guy.


Ballsahoy72

And this guy made a billion dollars??!?!


cw08

It's disgusting isn't it lol. Step 1. Move your NHL team into a 5000 seat arena where you're the secondary tenant to a university team Step 2. make a billion dollars when the whole thing finally collapses


Stinduh

FWIW, I think the original Tempe complex plan was legitimate. There was little reason to believe that building wasn’t going up if the vote passed. They just took it so much for granted that they did not make sure the vote passed.


Upstairs_Sherbet_686

It became clear that he didn’t have the money for the Tempe deal after all. He had to sell the team to be able to bid on the land.


bumblebeatrice

I will never believe that he was a real billionaire before the sale of the team, I really think selling the team to someone, Utah in this case, was his end goal and a long con to become a real billionaire.


HartfordYardGoat

Every mistep he takes makes me seriously question how this fool was able to successfully run a damn hotdog stand.


HabitantDLT

Ah, come on now, don't go telling me the Yotes are above playing in a youth hockey arena!


sjs72

A billion dollars to get out is starting to look like a steal


imaginarion

lol. lmao, even


NopeNotUmaThurman

with a dash of ROFL on top.


Atomic_penguin27

Watch this be a conspiracy by the league and State of AZ so Meruelo can't bring back the Coyotes


myredditthrowaway201

The best kind of collusion


ianisms10

Watch the NHL bring them back as soon as the exclusivity window with Meruelo ends


HartfordYardGoat

If Bettman doesn't tell Meurelo he's seen enough, tell him drop whatever legal issue he feels he has, take his cash and go away first. This is beyond an embarrassment to the league at this point.


Musselsini

This is the kind of thing that makes me think they're not actually purposely tanking the deal to save fave and avoid spending for a team. They're actually tying and failing miserably.


HanSolo5643

This is embarrassing. Like honestly. Meruelo should not be allowed in the NHL.


ValeriaTube

He was already blacklisted by the NBA BEFORE the NHL sold him the team. It's the NHL's fault.


SomewherePresent8204

It’s also not a good look for Arizona as a hockey market that it’s only people like Meruelo stepping up to own the team.


HippityHopMath

Oh for fucks sake.


NopeNotUmaThurman

I’m floored. How do you fail this badly at basic due diligence? Next we’re going to find out there was an ancient cultural site discovered where they wanted to put all the parking.


StarshipFirewolf

That's the soccer stadium in Indiana.


backwardzhatz

How can people this stupid have this kind of money


MrSCR23

So wait, you were just gonna build another Mullet? Hey Meruelo family…[I’m gonna let Logan Roy tell you how I view y’all](https://youtu.be/xIauW3roDm0?si=e8_V1PBZS2f7iBHL)


carnotbicycle

How does this only come up now? Why didn't this come up before Meruelo even put in a bid?


Ben_Pharten

"Well Ray, as you know, the best way to generate offence is play in the offensive zone. Ya gotta shoot to score."


Bizrown

There is no way the league didn’t know this. They check and double check. They would’ve been aware of the zoning and what could be built on it. So either the league knew about it and really wants Murello gone or Murello told them it wasn’t an issue and lied. I lean towards both options being true.


GroundbreakingCow775

Can we have an office style sitcom about the Phoenix Desert Dogs?


inalasahl

I want a Ted Lasso style drama. The owner is trying to get the team moved to get revenge, but the league keeps giving them one more chance.


EarthWarping

lmao


dchowchow

lol. What the actual fuck


Angry_beaver_1867

Keeps getting funnier 


guyzieman

This definitely wasn't on my Bingo board


Dependent_Ad94

https://preview.redd.it/ixvwwq9pm08d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cb883ed073bb34831e05eb35ec6e0de7ef598b 😶‍🌫️


learn2swim

Indoor hockey arena is a hilarious statement considering its Arizona.


Daimyon

Dude just wanted to build his own Mullett Arena, nothing wrong with that


culturedrobot

What the fuck is going on in the desert


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

why can’t he just take his money and fuck off? This guy is so unserious


jcward1972

And still won't sell it out.


reggierock2010

Just give up on Arizona already and be done with this embarrassment.


cw08

lmao. Classic


ValeriaTube

Meruelo never wanted to build anything, he just wanted to grift his way to the billion dollar sale. Stall as much as possible with bullshit promises and make the sale price go up and up.


sweetplantveal

The text of the zoning has to be public. Where are the research and facts, Wysh? Aren't you supposed to be a journalist? Honestly I don't know if he was good in the Yahoo days or I just remember him more fondly. But cmon, all you have is second hand descriptions of easily verifiable facts?


Upstairs_Sherbet_686

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2024/06/21/auction-canceled-for-north-phoenix-land-eyed-by-coyotes/74173772007/


inalasahl

It’s almost like you’re reading a tweet instead of an article.


j0n68

lol


dolphin_spit

lmao


The_Yeehaw_Cowboy

I only want the Cyotes to work because they have the coolest uniforms in the league.