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Altruistic-Ad6805

All correct, except B haha, that’s a last resort. Moa has recently discovered a new option of shove mouse out of tube, sit happily in tube.


IDontCsre420

My male tried that last weekend. Grabbed the mouse with tongs and wiggled it. Pissed him right off. He pulled the mouse back into his tube, ate it, then buried himself in his aspen for about 48 hours. Was super funny.


Altruistic-Ad6805

Haha she hates the tongs, though I did try that this time (wiggling, booped her in the snoot with it) she just full cobered up and threw a fit about it. She’ll have to wait until next week now. The punk herself: https://preview.redd.it/93ptq4va39zc1.png?width=2881&format=png&auto=webp&s=979174684e2bb97b1004b9b464fb9c6741839657


ntr_usrnme

I adore how angry she looks!😂


Altruistic-Ad6805

Her facial expression is 90% “how dare you, peasant?!” I adore her


IDontCsre420

Both mine hate the tongs too. My females feeding response is so great that she don’t care and will eat off them or chase the food being held by them. I can pick her up and move her mid meal also. If she’s eating there’s only one thing her brain can think about.


Altruistic-Ad6805

Haha mine won’t strike the mouse if tongs are in the viv. Sometimes she’ll strike at the mouse immediately as the food tube is placed in, but if there are tongs anywhere nearby, she will have none of it. Luckily the breeder warned me right when I got her at two months old to just drop feed her!


IDontCsre420

Yeah that’s what i do too. My male it has to be his idea and he has to hunt and find it or he will pass right by, cute little nose in the air. Neither of my hoggies strike at their food. They just find it, open their mouth, and start chewing until they find an end that fits down the hatch.


occultdeathcult

Mine won't look twice at food until I pick it up with the tongs, which he hates and hisses at until I drop it in front of his face. He doesn't so much strike at it as open wide and slowly encompass it with his mouth.


Brief_Study4865

Fr bro


No_Caterpillar4642

my girl does that every week :( she won’t eat she just get angy


tayla_78

Lol, once my girl grabbed it head on, then manovered it so it went down sideways🤦‍♀️


bigmapes

https://preview.redd.it/zhh610dmeazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3bb14e0c7939dd715c477e6e43a60deaf54df5


himself0987654321

This is amazing 👏


ChaChaSparkles

How much does that very dangerous cober weigh?


bigmapes

Should've stated that I snagged this from FB because I thought it summed up how I show that hoggies should not be surviving in the wild lol.


Sam7Sage

I guess it looked tastier than the mice.


iworkKnightshift

This is one of the best pics I've seen 🤣


Personal_Ad4000

In order it’s C,D,A, and finally after much wrangling and pleading and cursing,B.


FalseLuck

Trick question, obviously the answer is feet first.


kittyblanket

All true! Also this was made by JMG and he'd really like it when these reposts are credited.:) Please don't take offense. (you might not have known)


solarhornets

I didn't know! I found it uncredited on a repost account 😅 Shame Reddit doesn't let you pin comments


mtb13311

Yep his hognose memes are the best 🤣


Aurorae79

You missed E) lunge at first mouse, miss it but constrict it with your body and then look around for the missing mouse. Then lunge at a second mouse while holding the first one. Actually catch that one, in the middle, and spend 15 minutes trying to figure out what end to start with. After you finally finish your first mouse you realize there’s a yummy 3rd mouse (actually the first mouse you missed but who’s counting) and finally proceed to eat that mouse. Then you look at your human and demand a mouse because you haven’t been fed in years!


bokuakakurotsuki

You forgot E) hiss, strike, and miss and then get so angry you don't eat


cheshirecanuck

If it's my boy, it's gonna be A, final answer, every time.


psky9549

Mine too lol


MinimumKitty

E. don’t. just sniff it and move on with your day


Bogbeast213

Bro my lil dude popcorn kept striking the mouse without holding on yesterday. He was slowly skinning the mouse. Till its leg fell off then he decided it was food.


Schroedinbug

E. All of the above, but B is last


Birb-snek215

D final answer


Novaliea

Harleen has definitely decided head first… however… she does **try** sideways 😂 https://preview.redd.it/za71o13d1bzc1.png?width=2040&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad53b1406fe3f91a1ef3b20d9263028c26e64c7d


TravelBetter7442

D


Ddit_who_cant_quit

My hoggie had a stint of a few months where he would always try to bite the butt first.


xJujuBear

E. Not at all....


Conversation_Lower

Yes. What a cutie


Gaming_Foxily

A, C, and D, but only D if you wanna little bit of spice or salt


llorona_chingona

Head first is such a win. A blessed day if she gets one end on the first try.


koaoda

Where is “all of the above”?


Dabi_Issues

Mine always goes for it sideways. He won’t eat off the tongs (that’s when I get a hissy fit) but I put a tiny flat dish in his tank, find him, and then show him the mouse on the dish and it’s somehow gone in seconds.


ItsDaisyTime09

I wanna say b but I think that it could be d also


guineapigoverlord69

Right now it's hiss and thrash


LeviathanR13

My Cookie will always find the hardest way to eat his


Jennifer_Pennifer

This is the best meme 😆


AvidLebon

My hoggie doesn't know how to use a microwave to heat her food so she bites it sideways and then manually rotates it around with her mouth. I mean that sounds like a good bar trick, if you don't want to tie the cherry stem in a knot with your tongue.


SatireStarlet

You forgot F for fold it like a sandwich 😅


sethtothemax

E.hunger strike


Repulsive-Weeb

Forgot the “rub face all over mouse, then ignore it for the rest of the day”


Hannah_k471

All of the above… depending on their mood


H3adl3ssH0rr0r

My absolute genius piece of caution tape just took two swings, missing both, before slowly and gently appoaching head first opening his mouth and biting gently.


Bench-Status

sideways then have the guts explode everywhere


Academic_Day1490

E. Play dead


Brief_Study4865

B


Ready-Notice-9439

A


Personal-Milk-744

hidden answer; just miss entirely