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PineappleRimjob

Angry drunk.


Ccracked

My old Maow was the same way.


rogue_nugget

In vino veritas.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

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Gingersauce32

I'm your huckleberry


risseless

Apparently Johnny Ringo is an educated man. Now I *really* hate him.


BenjaminDover02

"This is my muduhfuckin house Gus"


Slumborno

You're wife is a Bigfoot Gus


TheRealSlamShiddy

tf is goonie-goo-goo, gus


AndMyAxe_Hole

Reefer madness


stinkyfootjr

Mean drunk, from that hissing and stink eye.


ExileEden

Hahaha, this one got me


EggsceIlent

That hiss was definitely "bitch don't kill my vibe"


Marrsvolta

I think your cat may have a drug problem


Novel-Confection-356

Didn't even start with the gateway drug. Just rather hardcore.


TheVerraton

The problems only start when the drugs run out.


splunge4me2

The catnips is mine, precious. GOLLUM GOLLOM


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

That drug has a cat problem


ActuallyAKittyCat

Agreed. The cat doesn't have enough catnip.


Sagaincolours

I grow catnip in my garden to bring the cats into the yard... I mean garden.


sylvansojourner

We used to have a catnip bed in our backyard garden and it turned our yard into cat central for the neighborhood. That patch was always flattened and nibbled on from them rolling and biting it


cburgess7

Cat central, my kind of heaven


Lordborgman

So what you are saying is, your catnip brings all the cats to the yard?


storysprite

And they're like


BilboTBagginz

it's better than yours


YouToot

Damn right


Soddington

I could teach you, but cats are notoriously hard to train.


levian_durai

"MREEEOOOOOOW"


darkenseyreth

I bought a catnip plant once to grow in our garden, my plan was to grow it and dry it for the cat I was living with. The plant didn't even last a night as I left for school the next morning and it was torn to utter shreds. The rest of the garden plants were perfectly fine.


SwedishSaunaSwish

Savages 🐾🐾


pescarojo

Could you teach me? I'd completely understand if you had to charge me for the lessons.


Some-Guy-Online

[Nepeta cataria!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepeta_cataria)


suamae666

He went full gollum


MilkiestMaestro

Never go full gollum


buttaholic

i literally heard him say "my precious"


maledin

The ‘nip turned him into Donald Duck!


cleremnantechoes

That's that high quality vs store bought and packaged


Icy_Comfort8161

Dried doesn't hold a candle to fresh grown. If you really want to get them going, use your fingernail to dig slashes into the leaves to release the oil.


WallabyTrue7146

It grows wild in our yard. We give our girls both fresh and dry, but that fresh shit just hits different apparently.


Eolond

I'm not sure if I've seen it grow around where I live (though the leaves are VERY familiar), but when it's light tomorrow I'm gonna hunt around. One of my cats is already a catnip fiend, so I can't wait to see what he's like with the fresh stuff!


snoozatron

If you're unsure, rub the leaves between your fingers. Catnip smells surprisingly dank.


Eolond

Haha I'll keep that in mind, cause I certainly don't want to give my cats the wrong plant! Ty for the info :D


cleremnantechoes

I'm about to grow some In my yard


LegoMyAlterEgo

This is how you get more cats. Not a joke.


yingyangKit

mien gott he went feral for the weed


[deleted]

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Baron_Samurai

Lisan Al Catnip.


randomcommenter9000

Our Meowssiah


snoozatron

Meow'dib


[deleted]

NO LITTLE GERMAN CAT DONT DEVELOP A DRUG PROBLEM [“Oh mein Gott, sobriety ist ein bunch of bullscheiße”](https://youtube.com/shorts/3hx9d45i1Gs?si=xjyQ6QcgcU8fe34T)


Chris__P_Bacon

The fuck have you got me watching?


geniack

🤣🤣


PlethoraOfPinatass

Kitty sounded like a damn puma there at the end


FictionalDudeWanted

Cat: It's MINE. MINE OWN. MY PRECIOUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


HoboArmyofOne

I did not know they would get all possessive over it. Damn.


TossPowerTrap

*MINE!*


Suckmyunit42069

i love how it pans over to the other car with the judgmental look on his face


mingoski

Hahahahah he’s like can I has some


Suck_Me_Dry666

*HISSSSSSS* No, you cannot.


[deleted]

Crackhead in the making.


ChiefSampson

Cathead


nighthawke75

That'ssss the stufff...


bg370

This is Reefer Madness for cats. Look at what the ‘nip can do to a perfectly respectable cat. Catnip: not even once


Sea-Difficulty-7299

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i_can_has_rock

for all we know this could be like the holy fuckin grail strain of cat nip and that cat is having themselves an experience something not anywhere near as potent as what we know as catnip same plant, just slightly more selected genes / mutation kind of thing in human terms some god level weed just out in the woods some place


Jyitheris

And no catnip whatsoever was held here. It was all snorted up!


vrgpy

Cat: My precious!!


Electrical_Frame_192

THE PRECIOUS, HE WANTS TO KEEPS IT!! WE MUST NOT LET HIMS NEAR THE PRECIOUS!!!


Astro_gamer_caver

Me when weed became legal.


shakycam3

Meowy Wowie.


MilkiestMaestro

The hangover from this is gonna knock him out for days


FluffyMilkyPudding

If I plant catnip in the garden will the r/catdistributionsystem send me some kitties?


realMarbengie

this is how you be one, and in sync, with the nature and understand life, for the first time, next time you witness a person eating sand or grass , and makeing weird noises, remember this video, and do the same, this is the path to paradise You will enjoy all Feelings at once,embrace mother earth,whole Because she gives you everything to live,while you fuck her up,till she decides to remove you This cat is happy,( without the irrataiting camera guy)and in sync with nature


BenjaminDover02

"I'm gonna cut my ear off to prevent world war 2"


mingoski

lol what is that from


chummmp70

This is cat mint, not nip.


lamariposamuerta

Wow all the way down here. Cheers to you for knowing it's nepeta or cat mint.


Biggles37

That cat does not want you to hold its catnip.


so_hologramic

I wonder what kind of buzz does it give them?


Icy_Comfort8161

I can't remember where I read this, but they have receptors in their brains, kind of like we have cannabinoid receptors. The theory is that the plant, like most plants, have insecticidal properties, and rolling in it and eating it helps get rid of parasites, giving an evolutionary advantage to cats that developed the receptors sensitive to it.


Chris__P_Bacon

I'm pretty sure they hallucinate, but it probably also gives them a euphoric feeling. Tbh, scientists don't know a whole lot about what happens in a cat's brain when exposed to it?


RachelSparkle

What?!‽ Who’s missing out on the grant money to study that?? I feel like that’d be a shoo in to get the grants on almost any they’d apply for!


Chris__P_Bacon

It's theorized that it mimics feline sex pheromones. I'm assuming they did studies to conclude this. I've also read studies that it supposedly mimics the pheromones of a mother cat. That's why you see the playful *kitten-like* behavior. They are essentially taken back to their youth for a brief moment. Again, these are all just scientists positing on a group of cat's behavior after exposure. It's going to be pretty hard to get a cat to lay in a noisy-ass MRI machine (to see which areas of the brain lights up), so that's obviously off the table. 😆 Other than dissection immediately after exposure, which is OBVIOUSLY morally reprehensible, I can't think of any other way to determine exactly how it affects a cat's brain? So, in essence, theories are all that's available.


beerisgood84

It'd have to be somewhat euphoric for them to want it Its more interesting that it seems to be genetic disposition to it? Some cats have 0 reaction.


Chris__P_Bacon

Yeah, and very young cats and very old cats are less affected for some reason?


giftopherz

Did he just "My precious" the catnip?


Careful_Designer_551

Now he's strung out all the time and stealing from his owner


Any_County_6759

He's fiending.


Kaleidoscope_sky

I tried to plant a row crop of Catnip on my farm, it was a waste of time for me, but not for my 6 farm cats who spent all day playing in it.


RachelSparkle

But then did they get the munchies and really crack down on the rat/mouse population?


Kaleidoscope_sky

Not sure about the mice, but they did manage to kill the nip


Normal-Mongoose3827

Living on the prairies indeed😅


Ill-Success-6468

Feral cat


Halo_Hybrid

He’s living his best life! Bro is stoned. Lol


[deleted]

In.Love. So cute. We planted some in our yard as we were xeriscaping and the nursery suggested it along with lavender; sage etc…..Our cat upon finding g it, would lay on the plant and guard it from…..what we don’t know…..broke her heart when we carried her back inside….she mewed the whole way in….


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Hissing at the other cat lol. He will apologize tomorrow.


bichondelapils

r/tooktoomuch


Ededandeddy43

Damn, that tuxedo boy is trippin.


Artichoke_dip3

WE LIKE DRUGS BOSS MAN


crawlerz2468

Mine! I found it! Fuck off!


Unhappy-Fox1017

What a cutie! I started growing catnip in a pot inside my house for my cat thinking she would love it. She tries to nibble my house plants so often I thought I’d give her a plant of her own for her chewing moods. And catnip at that, surely it would be irresistible to her. Nope. Bitch won’t even sniff the plant. Zero interest.


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

It feels like common courtesy not to touch and shove your phone in the face of someone having their first existential psychedelic trip. Leave him be!!!


No_Tension420

He’s a mean drunk!!


This_Walrus7244

Hahh very good kush right there


BoltTusk

Like how the other cat had their mouth open horrified


dailyPraise

Don't bogard that catnip, my friend.


RandyLahey131

I plant it all around my house mosquitos hate it, cats love it.


Worker_Ant_81730C

This seals the deal - I hate mosquitoes and love cats. Would it be excessive to replace all grass with catnip?


thelifeIchoice

Me when I ate my first eatable and I got a bad trip


CakeMadeOfHam

There was some kiwi plant that are native to an island around New Zealand and someone tried to bring them to the US but they kept getting destroyed at night. After a while they realized it had the same effect on cats as catnip and they're the ones who destroyed them


ITrulyHateEverybody

#Tweaked.


Missy2376

"you think you can take me... I'M FKNG INVINCIBLE!!!" - pcp cat


CrazyCatLady1127

My cats have a similar reaction when I bring out the ‘nip 😂 I used to put it on plates for them but as the ‘nip took effect they’d try to eat the plates so now I just sprinkle it on the floor and let them do what they like 😂


Inspiringer

meow meow wildin


Vigorowicz

He likes it a lot


uwanmirrondarrah

I like how there is another kitten there. Like hes the friend who brought together this intervention. "Sprinkles we are here because we love you. You got a problem Sprinkles!"


[deleted]

That other cat 😂 “bruh you gonna pass the ‘nip or bogart that all day”


Fineous4

The first step for sprinkles is an admitting he has a problem.


FluffyPinkPineapple

All I hear is "MINE!!" in those happy/crazy/angry meows of keep away 😹


capacochella

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Effective_Device_185

Acceptance will be a bitch for kitty. A looooong road to travel, indeed.


King_Neptune07

Hear me out though: Tigernip


MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD

*we're in the Spirit world asshole*


kpop_glory

Bruh living the life


jymssg

Love tuxedo cats


Over_Smile9733

Hope you took him home to sleep it off Been there cat, been there. Best to you. Tomorrow will be rough.


Forge__Thought

On Instagram. They really have some beautiful pictures. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C65OvCDsJv4/?igsh=MTFsM2FpdjJteHFxbQ==


ywenlee

Tuxedo is almost the opposite of Ginger one


TF2_demomann

Fun fact, catnip is theorised to replicate cat sex hormones, so that cat is just getting himself horny af Also why kittens younger than 3 months aren't affected


Anders_A

"my precious" Such a cutie


The_Easter_Egg

https://preview.redd.it/ob6xihhdic1d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b78da5ac19755e5699623b76a6804b5a7213bc


itsshakespeare

My friend planted some in her garden and her cat ate it right down to the ground and then dug up the roots and ate them too


KafkasProfilePicture

"Sure, I do bit of catnip, but I can stop anytime"


Hopeful_Nihilism

Catnip is a feline aphrodisiac by the way. It makes cats horny. Enjoy that info forever.


barnwater_828

*Sigh* That is information that I will never forget and bring up awkwardly at parties.


samamp

my mom decided to removed the catnip from theyre back yard when after there had been a whole bunch of cats growling at each other.


Avasaiel

Cat be like "Whoooaaa, dis shit's better than the stuff at home!" XD


ZinGaming1

Meth heads have the same reaction.


spaceocean99

![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


sofsadventures

homie is tweaking


SubNine5

Ever have 100% pure Columbian cocaine?


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Damned junkies


Suck_Me_Dry666

My man you took too much you took too much you took too much.


Lunkis

natty nip got him feeling unwise


Either_Amoeba_5332

He's HOOKED!


Magazine-Plane

That all natural shit hits hard!


martinaee

The good uncut stuff. You gotta go to Meowxico for that.


whatdoings

Addiction is a harrowing journey.


space_for_username

That's not catnip - kitty is on mouseamphetamine!


og_jasperjuice

Everyone stay away from the green catnip!


Shizziebizz

Love me a crack kitty


Monroze

This is your cat on drugs..


elleyeah56

Maybe it would be wise to call him. 🥰


Shehulks1

![gif](giphy|lq4zZge5wmOEFecKu8|downsized) The cat 😂


Skatey131

Trippin balls


Biomas

catmint and calamint, nice plants that bloom most of the year, dont spread much, and bees love it. Basically cat crack, parents cat would roll in that shit


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|lq4zZge5wmOEFecKu8|downsized)


sietesietesieteblue

My cat is a little weirdo. Catnip does nothing to him lol


ZDTreefur

Have you tried both kinds? Silvervine?


ServantOfKarma

My cats never respond to catnip. I feel ripped off. ಠ_ಠ


choir_of_sirens

Catnip aka cat crack.


4esthetics

He needs some milk


SnooMacaroons2295

Hey cat - shaare.


ThePhilosophistt

“My … precious!”


19CCCG57

Cute?


Beginning-Humor-8308

This is some good shit


tmsdave

Somebody needs to send Jimmy Carter to talk him down.


Pomodorosan

its*


Randomcommentor1972

Gonna live here now, just bring my food daily.


Lots42

Sprinkles is fighting God.


[deleted]

I planted some in my yard and now the neighborhood cats AND chickens just chill in my yard.


Tall-Ad2140

Hold My Cat-Meth


No_Maintenance6480

Nothing meaner than a cat on a bad trip from some crazy weed.


urlocaldoctor

THIS STASH MINE!


bluedaddy664

Black cat was stingy with the cat nip. Rub, rub, pass.


Tookmyprawns

I’ve never given my cat this stuff because it feels weird giving my cat something so psychoactive.


chemicaljones

That scene in Scarface when Tony puts his face down into the coke lol


IanPKMmoon

I have catnip in my backyard hahaha


Jawa1992

Nice


TrueSbI

нарКот


dohraa

They found the spice


TurboPaved

Trippin’ balls


Daryltang

My cat doesn’t react to catnip much..


Tiny_Count4239

tweaking hard


JoJoeyJoJo

Dudes feinding


brainyuncle7

Ohh yeah finally some good stuff


dudewithmoobs

My mum once owned a catnip plant. Once the local cats found out about it, there would always be one of them curled up in a ball in the plant pot. Took 3 weeks for the plant to die.


TheMaker676

Why is this stuff so addicting for cats?


baithammer

It's kinda like hot spices and humans, the plants create a defense mechanism that is supposed to protect them predation, however the target can evolve to have a different reaction then deterrence...


Armed-Deer

Addiction


StilettoSugar

Sharing is caring buddy!


willowpree

Looks like Cat Mint not Cat Nip. 😊


Amatohy

Catnip adventures are the best. This made me smile.


JeezoosChrysler

I could watch this for hours


itzTHATgai

"It's crazy weed, Stacy! Go on without me."


kimgomes

![gif](giphy|Kdk7MApvO2sh2|downsized)


Opted_Oberst

He is absolutely fiending