NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!
PIVOT!!
*dinosaur noises*
I’m fine! Totally fine, I don’t know why it’s coming out all loud and squeaky ’cause really, 👹 I’m fine 👹
i think it’s when ross, charlie, rachel, and joey are all having dinner and he’s spelling out ‘love’. like “o is for… oh wow!” i hope i’m right about that haha
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. jk sorry. Couldn’t help it. Rage against ross!!! Like turn the hell around dude 😂😂😂 he just let himself get blasted a billion times but I think it is a very very funny episode due to his pure confusion and the hilarious reactions to his tan 😂 this and his teeth episode absolutely kill me
When he picks up the tennis ball used for fireball 😂
The noise he makes when he's singing "love machine" to Bruce Willis 😂
What a Velociraptor sounds like 😂
When he gets asked if he's wearing a dinosaur tie 😂 the wee snarl kills me
1 ah ah ahhhhhh. Ah ah ahhhhhh. Ahhhhhh.
2 MY APOTHECARY TABLE
3 tastes like feet
Pivot is great but I didn't understand what he was saying for a very long time, I am not English native speaker. It was funny but only reading memes I got the word.
I dont need to say any b/c most of them have been said multiple times... but I felt like I HAD to say that reading thru all of these, I could actually HEAR every single one of them!
The excited squeal he makes when Phoebe and Rachel tell him they are excited he might be getting Ugly Naked Guy's old apartment to keep him from finding out about Mondler. I wish I could find a GIF of him crazily jumping at the same time. Out of the many hilarious examples of Schwim's unparalleled physical comedy, that moment is by far my favorite.
It's not in the show but there's an extended version of the "pity laughs" scene where Ross makes a sound that makes Matthew Perry break and I think it's pretty funny
I’m FINE 
I don’t know why it’s coming out all weird and squeaky, because really, *I’m fine*
“*EeE!* is for…”
My favorite episode
Man someone needs to make this whole thread into a compilation
Came to say this! I’m fine!
😢….😢…..FINE BY ME!!!!!
YES
The scream when Rachel and Phoebe scare him with unagi
I’m making FAJITAS.
And then the click 
when he’s spelling love “E…!!”
This is the one
YES
Tastes like feeet!
This is on my top 3
😞 "Hi"
When this guy says “hello” I wanna kill myself…
ahhaahhah true
NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU! PIVOT!! *dinosaur noises* I’m fine! Totally fine, I don’t know why it’s coming out all loud and squeaky ’cause really, 👹 I’m fine 👹
“Eee”
i love that this comment is 3 letters yet i know exactly the scene you’re referencing lol
Hahah yeah!
Emma’s laughing?
i think it’s when ross, charlie, rachel, and joey are all having dinner and he’s spelling out ‘love’. like “o is for… oh wow!” i hope i’m right about that haha
 Also the "MYYYYY sandwichhhh" scene
My favorite Phoebe line this one hahah
eeeee -EeEEEEE! xD
Jennifer sitting next to her trying so hard to not lose her shit gets me every time
Watching the other cast laughing while trying to film this kills me!
One of my favourite bloopers xD
‘Ello Rachel!!
Monica Gellerrrrr🚗💨
Hahahaha great spelling, I heard it
That was my intention lol!
Mississippilessly?
Oh my god the pure rage I feel every time I watch this episode
Rage against who ? I would rate that one one of my top favorite episodes because of all the time confusion 😂
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. jk sorry. Couldn’t help it. Rage against ross!!! Like turn the hell around dude 😂😂😂 he just let himself get blasted a billion times but I think it is a very very funny episode due to his pure confusion and the hilarious reactions to his tan 😂 this and his teeth episode absolutely kill me
Was that place…THE SUN?????!!!
After he eats the Kiwi “Uhh I on’t think thso”
aflalflfall alflal aflalflfl aflafl
[удалено]
My uncle Sal has a big tongue
A throw-throw. A throw-throw!
his ^scuse ^me after getting caught napping with Joey
HeeeeYYY roooMIIEE?!
His 😃😃
Yesssssss, perf spelling too
PaaAAAASSSTE
**after Joey rips his shirt** "HEY!"
Yesss oh my gosh lol and his little hand movement and facial expression!! David is a genius
“I was mugged and they stole my pocket”
Whatever that nervous giggle is after saying "we can try...dirty talk..."
It’s been two months. Since I stopped trying.
Uhhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh…. Vulva.
FINE BY ME!
not the best but a shoutout to "yes, yes it is..... IN PRISON."
I N F I N I T E T I M E
E L E C T R I F Y I N G
ime, ime, ime, ime....
the best!
Tha little scream in ross new apartment after Monica's my eyes incident
Lmao I was just about to say this. I have the episode on in the background right now.
GET OFF MY SISTEEEEER
 I can’t find him doing it, but he joins in the jumping!
that squeal KILLS ME EVERYTIME 😂😭 By far one of my fav ross moments/sounds
Yes!!! And how he kicks his legs out into that jump!
hahaha the jump is glorious
"18 Pages.... FRONT AND BACK"
DANGER!
Whendidhe, whendidhe, whendidhe?
*UNAGI*👈
Mine is always when he gets burned and squeals 😭
When he’s holding his breath in Bamboozle and goes all squeaky - “MMM MMM?!”
That noise he made when he got kicked by the kid on the swing
Also the noise he made when Joey makes him punch the pole, then he turns and Gunther's smiling at him.
That’s alright 😣 WE - WERE - ON - A - BREAK
When he picks up the tennis ball used for fireball 😂 The noise he makes when he's singing "love machine" to Bruce Willis 😂 What a Velociraptor sounds like 😂 When he gets asked if he's wearing a dinosaur tie 😂 the wee snarl kills me
They call me Mental Gellar
That's OK. Monica's going to make POT-POURRI!
1 ah ah ahhhhhh. Ah ah ahhhhhh. Ahhhhhh. 2 MY APOTHECARY TABLE 3 tastes like feet Pivot is great but I didn't understand what he was saying for a very long time, I am not English native speaker. It was funny but only reading memes I got the word.
Same. Me and my brother used to say pivot all the time even though we had no idea what it means 😂
I had no idea it was pivot. It was PI VA/PI BA/PEE BACK and variations all those years.
It's a gesture--the quiet down gesture. I do it at least 3 times a week
*P I V O T*
Ah AHHH AH AH AHHHH PIVOT IM FINE YOU DUCKED!!!! EEEEEEE (tow ross is fine dinner party with joey rach and charlie)
Myyy sandwichhh
AHHHHHH SHE JUST ATE A TREAT OUT OF MY HAND!!!
I cont remember exactly, but he gives a little scream when Monica pinches him. Maybe the one with all the football.
Maybe when crazy plate lady says comedy with the plates will not be well received.
EEEeeeEE That love speech is one of my favorite Ross scenes
MY SANDWICH?!
I love the look from the student when he makes this noise.
O is for Oh wow
PI-VOT Also, his excited scream when Rachel and Phoebe are trying to distract him from seeing Monica and Chandler in the window
“I’m Santa’s representatives for all the southern states, and….MEXICO!!”
Mississippilessly?!?!?!
I dont need to say any b/c most of them have been said multiple times... but I felt like I HAD to say that reading thru all of these, I could actually HEAR every single one of them!
The excited squeal he makes when Phoebe and Rachel tell him they are excited he might be getting Ugly Naked Guy's old apartment to keep him from finding out about Mondler. I wish I could find a GIF of him crazily jumping at the same time. Out of the many hilarious examples of Schwim's unparalleled physical comedy, that moment is by far my favorite.
Not ross but from Ned. Why?
Right?! This is burned into my brain! I can only say “why” like Ned!
Haha with that smirk
It's not in the show but there's an extended version of the "pity laughs" scene where Ross makes a sound that makes Matthew Perry break and I think it's pretty funny
The One Where He Revokes Everyone’s Weekend Passes
PIVOT!!! Unagi I’m FINE! WE WERE ON… A BREAK!!! Hi
Well, they should put that on the box!
EEEEEEE
 Or the “this is not good for my rage *shakes pill bottle*”
Underrated one but him imitating Emma’s laughing “it went like… EeeHEeeEeehEEE EeeeHEEEEhEhEEe😃 only… not creepy”
PIVOT….. 
Shut up, shut up, Shut uppppth
Lol
His girl scream after Phoebe and Rachel sneak up on him at his apartment
Lol I can hear this picture
MY SANDWICH
HEY!
“Three divorces! Three divorces!”
PIVOOOOT
"My sandwich?!"
FEEET
MY SANDWICH?!?! Or the noise of his hands hitting together for his flip off
You can hear this picture.
CHECK AGAIN PLEASE!
**LIFT** …and **SLIDE!**
I'm late but I don't think anyone has said the noise he makes when he touches some unidentified substance in the dirty girl's apartment
This is really funny
Pfft. Pfft…PFFT!
UNAGI
Oh yes yes yes
Definitely this 😂😂😂
Aaah Unagi
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
E
anyMOOOOOORE
“Oonagi”
*machine beeps* This is Vikram…..
PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOOOT!
“Ross, theres a hooker here and we thought you might know something about it.” “ NO NO NO NO I NEED TO LAY DOWN” This one always cracks me up
"I guess I made tater tots!" "Ross, oven mitts!" "sighs" LMAO
“Fajitas!”
O is for … Oh wOw
silence (I’m a ross hater till I die)