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golden_johnny

this is how a shitty fake timelapse is filmed


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and this is more annoying to film than a time lapse. You can just put your phone on and click start, and hours (days for grass?) later come get it and, wow, it's done.


thatguyned

I mean, it's a few weeks really but still. Faking it is pretty cringe Also: "How long could it take for grass to grow Michael? A few hours?"


3232330

*Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.*


thatguyned

![gif](giphy|l2Sqj1vsFCSCs6k5G)


sesoren65

How did she do that so badly on purpose? It has always impressed me


Due_Revolution_5106

That is a star studded cast, they're all amazing actors.


devenjames

And the writing ain't bad either.


Sufficient-Comment

If you think this is cringe, wait till you see the rest of the world!


glytxh

The post processing of Timelapses can be pretty involved, especially if you’re working with natural lighting. This looks like an hour’s worth of effort. Doing this as a legitimate Timelapse would require at least a week’s worth of planning and organising, and another few days of cleaning up the footage.


reebokhightops

Yep, and absolutely no one really gives a shit in the end.


ConspicuousPineapple

What the fuck do you do all week when planning this?


glytxh

Designing and building the rig, ensuring you have complete control of the filming location, coordinating with other people, planning the shot and the workflow, insuring gear, working around weather etc Basically the standards that come with any multi day shoot, with the caveat that you’ll be shooting 24/7, and if it’s outside, you need to put a lot of work into controlling the scene, especially in regards to light. Not remotely trivial. You don’t just rock up, place a camera down, and let it shoot. I mean, you can, but you’ll increase the post processing workload by an order of magnitude. Something like this is _all_ in the planning. Honestly, a week is being pretty generous. BBC quality Timelapses for broadcast doing similar things take _months_ to plan.


Stompedyourhousewith

where i live, you set your phone outside and do that, you come back 15 minutes later and its dead cause it got baked by the sun and it shut off


Ok-Tension5241

It really is much much harder than pressing record on a phone when you are dealing with natural event in a natural environment. Specially lighting can a pain but also that the environment can change unexpectedly due to animal or wind.


Top_Squash4454

Yes and then you get a day and night cycle


6FootFruitRollup

Grass does not grow that fast, if you need the footage, this faking makes sense


mywan

Shitty is correct. Without even including the part showing how they did it it's still obvious the grass is not growing the way it's supposed to grow.


Eusocial_Snowman

But it's only obvious to people who are already familiar with the growth patterns of grass. If this is their first point of exposure, then to them this is what it looks like when grass grows. Which is a small part of why this is shitty, but it's no worse than any other entertainment-oriented misinformation that completely saturates most people's worldviews.


Eurynomos

Still 8k upvotes tho. Fuck this website and all its bots.


Separate-Effective33

Thank you!


Kyuthu

This. Plants move all over the place in line with where the light is as they are growing. It's really evident in sped up time lapses. Not so here, it just goes straight up and that's it. Looks very obviously fake if you've watched any real plant growth time lapses. Even blade size changing thickness etc.


maywellbe

And please downvote this garbage post.


cherrytigerdavis99

The fake tike lapse is filmed.


Techman659

Rather watch Timelapse of paint drying.


vkailas

This is grass being pushed up through dirt to simulate growth 📈


picturepath

No it’s not, this is only simulating. Sure, you don’t have time do this, but the art is one of patience and skill.


Me-Not-Not

You know what, I think Ima go watch some timelapse videos on flowers growing.


ClickNextNextFinish

Boxlapse on YouTube has some great time-lapse content.


AmicusVeritatis

I just checked them out, absolutely incredible!


LectroRoot

I'm going to watch paint dry and think about the universe.


DontPoopInMyPantsPlz

Fun fact: an artist sent a 12 hour film about paint drying to the censors cos he hated them.


DilfJuice69

I remember the story but I think I've read that there was something more "deep", not just hate, sth sth copyright, not sure Edit: not copyright but a protest against censorship From the [the wiki article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_Drying): Paint Drying is a 2023 British experimental protest film that was produced, directed and shot by Charlie Shackleton. He created the film in 2016 to protest against film censorship in the United Kingdom and the sometimes-prohibitive cost to independent filmmakers which the British Board of Film Classification's (BBFC) classification requirement imposes. The film consists of 607 minutes (10 hours and 7 minutes) of a static view of white paint drying on a brick wall.


Ophidyan

Check out Sir David Attenborough's "The Green Planet". Educational, and pretty amazing how they make plants feel so alive.


Dickincheeks

If they were trying to pass it off as time lapse they’d know to go from day/night


Kneesneezer

A lot of plants move around as they grow, too. They don’t just rise up out of the ground, they usually twist about very slowly.


TheMelv

There are parts of the world where it wouldn't but I believe the lighting would still change somewhat.


Capt_Pickhard

Parts of the world and time of year, and at those times the lighting would not change much in terms of intensity, but it would change in terms of point source. So, shadows would spin around, but the lighting brightness would mostly stay the same.


taigahalla

you can cut out the night shots of the timelapse to show just the growing part (how much does grass really grow at night?)


oldpeoplestank

I know both are technically still art, but time lapse photography is the finger painting level of photography. Harder stupid, what these guys are doing is actually harder. It's doubly stupid because it's harder than the real thing and doesn't look as good.


fl135790135790

Thanks for clarifying. I thought a dude pushing grass up from under a table is how it’s actually grown.


butterfucker29

not really a timelapse anymore now is it?


AMViquel

I checked and time did lap, so I believe it qualifies.


rnike879

Technically correct is funny to me, at least until someone does it to me 😞


Worried-Category-761

What was your time?


butterfucker29

time cant run laps smh 😒😒


1stltwill

rotate my.... um... 55" monitor?


ElFantastik

Or my 75" tv


1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

Pfft, asking to rotate, the guy, guy with the SEVENTY FIVE INCH TV


kranker

And my Axe!


PocomanSkank

Yeah. I don't understand why half the people on the internet are idiots these days. Why would one film a single video in 2 different orientations?


Local_Dog92

what you guys don't have phones?


justacheesyguy

Even if you **ARE** watching on a phone, unless you’ve got orientation lock on (which I’d wager the overwhelming majority of people don’t) all it’s gonna do is give you a shitty sideways video in a different orientation anyway. This video sucks ass no matter what type or size of device you’re watching it on.


RoodnyInc

Auto-rotation in my phone flips it again


vic198x

No it’s not. Watch the series The Green Planet (BBC) to see how they filmed timelapse.


SellMeYourSirin

Life S01E09 (Plants) has one of the BEST Timelapse segments. David Attenborough and the BBC Natural history unit are undefeated.


vic198x

Many BBC series about plants have beautiful timelapse, Life also my favorite one. That scense you mentioned definitely one of the best example of how timelapse properly done.


HAL-7000

The BBC and mister Attenborough have nothing on TikTok and Joey Samuel.


SellMeYourSirin

> Mister I was willing to look past your TikTok comparison but calling him Mr instead of Sir is downright heresy. 😡 Gr8 b8 m8


darrenvonbaron

David Attenborough has been knighted twice, so that's Sir Sir Attenborough


vic198x

“Sir”, not mister.


JJAsond

I mean op does have an autogenerated name so I'm not exactly expecting quality posts from them


GreenWoodDragon

No it isn't.


Apolysus

Anyone who ever saw a real timelapse of a plant growing will know this is fake.


theproblemdoctor

What a shock, the grass doesn't come out already yellowing?


FlacidSalad

I was shocked they got the sun to stand still for a few days


Arandom-cat

I feel bamboozled dumbfounded flabbergasted


cyanopsis

That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.


much_longer_username

And I won't stand for it.


DwayneStone

Fingerblasted


notban_circumvention

Fiberglassed


eranam

Schmeckledorfed!


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🤣✊


Neowynd101262

My entire reality is a lie!


DihDisDooJusDihDis

Hoodwinked. Lead astray. Run amock. Flat out deceived.


wango_fandango

I am shooketh


Purpledragon84

Didnt know walking with a backpack was part of pulling grass.


avskrap

No it's not!


Protaras2

What's even the point of filming something like this? If you don't have the patience then spare us..


Pinoybl

lol. Because full blades of grass come out of soil. Sure. 👍


scufonnike

No it’s not


Sci-fra

They couldn't even get it horizontal. Losers.


MarkoZoos

Yeah that looks real for someone who never saw a real life green plant in their lives before. otherwise it doesn't look real.


ashifatul_salleh

This is a new low to disrespect professional photographers and videographers.


RevolutionaryYak1135

If you want to see some seriously ridiculous nature timelapses (I mean like dude. What? How?) watch the green planet from bbc earth. Literally jaw-dropping footage


totallynotabotXP

This is either an elaborate Shitpost or the doofuses wanted to do something that looked like a timelapse with minimal effort. In either case, this is not a timelapse.


mikotoqc

7k people upvote this crap? We are doom


Xenon-inhaler3000

EVERYTHING IS FAKE ON THE INTERNET


ComfortablyNumbest

I knew it was fake. Grass don't grow sideways like that!


comesinallpackages

BRAWNDO — it’s what plants crave!


Abslalom

Is my whole life a lie?


Fickle-Ad-3213

God damn. Everything is fake these days.


RopesAreForPussies

A lot of hate in these comments, it’s pretty obvious it’s not a real timelapse, that’s the point.


starcell400

The point is to make a shitty, and obviously not real, version of a timelapse? Why?


MoirasPurpleOrb

No it’s not. The title states this is how they film timelapses of grass growing which is wrong


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Jer3bko

And then there are real time lapses


Phrongly

The title is misleading. This is not how it's done.


Embarrassed_Ask6066

I think he is being sarcastic. This video is indeed just fraud.


NacktmuII

This is how a timelapse video of a grass growing is ~~filmed~~ faked. FIFY Still an interesting post though!


freeLightbulbs

LIES! Lies and subterfuge!


Tasty-Love-1830

Cheating everywhere!


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agentfaux

No it isn't.


charlottehazey

Fake everywhere we look.


DualPinoy

Can see the ant walking backwards.


DizzyExpedience

I feel betrayed


Minute_Attempt3063

Where is the timelapse?


stardust-02

The giveaway is that the grass doesn't dance how plants do in the sunlight. They do little flicks and change position as they grow.


roguewotah

My life is a lie


Mrtayto115

And the advertisement will say something like "how nature intended" or sum bs


poorly-worded

How lies are filmed


The_Ghost_of_TAC

Do paint drying next.


Vibrascity

ME FLIPPING MY MONITOR


BowlofDumplings

The sun never set and rose.


ihateapartments59

A real let down


AbradolfLincler77

Everything is a lie.....


Rednmojo

Sideways?


MikePGS

Can we get a video of how that was filmed please?


BeYourself2021

more vertical video bullshit :P


HeteroOrangePeel

r/tiktokcringe


would_you_with_me

Fake news


Pipsnsqueek

Funny how it never gets dark out during that lapse. This is how a middle schooler films a fake time lapse video.


JoelMahon

pretty obviously not a timelapse from the final product alone, they have far more jitter


LurchSkywalker

No, not really. This is just some shameless hack phoning in a faux time lapse.


HappyIsGott

How is that getting any like?


blu_stingray

It is pretty amazing how they have constant daylight while this grass grows over the period of Days or weeks... Eyeroll


LiteHedded

That guy’s a phoney


Married_in_Firenze

No, it’s not.


anything_goes_57

It isn't really is it


darthfitzi

It's a long shot but does anyone know what the music playing in the video is?


TapeDeckSlick

bot


maximumtesticle

"rOtAtE yOuR pHoNe!" How about you at least stick with an orientation. FFS. It's bad enough they film in portrait, now we're mixing and matching?


NoOneInNowhere

Lol and this shit have 2,5k of upvotes...? This ISN'T how a grown is filmed wtf


Quiet_War3842

Fake and annoying like the Z on his bag.


Mallevs_m

Even for a fake one it’s very low effort and it shows in the result. Could have made it slower, introduced wind artificially from multiple directions (making the grass move in a more natural way) and chopped up the frames to make it look more like a timelapse. The background being unchanged is also very inconsistent with what a timelapse would look like.


Onemoretime536

I guess it saves time setting up a time lapse camera and waiting for it to grow


Zealousideal_Bag6913

This ruined my day


BARRACK_NODRAMA

looks so shit


starcell400

Umm... don't you think people would notice it's day time the entire time lapse? And the light would be moving across the sky in reality, how are you gonna fake that?


kyleruggles

Oh! Cheating! Cool.


[deleted]

this Looks so Fake... compared to real timelapses


AsbestosDude

BBC and national geographic would like to have a word.


Outrageous-Poem-4965

Fakelaps


_extra_medium_

Why does this have 5000 upvotes when it's not how a time lapse video of grass growing is filmed


darwin2500

... no, it's not.


Unlucky-External5648

You can’t fool me that’s not how apical meristems grow.


SH4DEYBU5INESS

These bot posts are starting to just become incredibly tedious and lame as fuck. This isn't a timelapse, this isn't how timelapses are filmed, and this isn't how grass grows. AI karma farming bots should be banned. Site wide.


Fit_Big_8676

Boooo. BOOOOOO!


ShadyInternet_Guy

Man I wonder how that grass grew so fast in a day


AethericEye

Documentary cinematographers making botanists and plant biologists sad. Grasses are a really interesting model organism for plant evo-devo.


SkullsNelbowEye

![gif](giphy|MZj0sGDUg8qAyWNBZh|downsized)


TimetoTrundle

remember when Vertical Video Syndrome was a thing?


Omnom_Omnath

This is not, in facts, at all interesting.


CuriousLumenwood

Literally not a timelapse or a video of grass growing. Fuck these bots…


theopacus

This his how a timelapse of growing grass is *faked*. Fixed it


bepiswepis

Fake, it’s reversed


kolonowski

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


kay_bizzle

This is not a time lapse video.  This is how you make a video that *looks* like one


PimperatorAlpatine

Bot Account behavior


AnimZero

1. No 2. Don't fucking tell me to rotate my phone I'm on a computer and this video looks like shit now


feerrrrrbaaawerqz

I don't think op knows what timelapse means.


Neat-Local-7682

No


Goldstar93

No magic


Key_Statistician3293

Honestly , I always wondered how they did it


DaiLi69

beginning to think r/interesting is run by 12 year olds.


DontBeALimpBizkit

Not a time lapse. Barely a special effect


6FootFruitRollup

That's.... Not a time lapse of grass growing?


shameonyounancydrew

So, not a Timelapse, nor growth.


Tutitutitutituti

Speaking of not faking it. Green planet is one of the best shows I’ve ever watched. David Attenborough is a treasure.


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

Yeah, hey, OP? Abandon the flesh.


wadejohn

Lmao a real timelapse would have shown day and night changes


Illusionistic-Ortus

ALL FAKE AGAIN!


Ecstatic_Stable1239

Even fucking grass growing being filmed is fake.


Nix-of-Darkness

It looks unconvincing anyways also probably shit quality from a Z fascists.


llcdrewtaylor

The final result being shown verticle is really the icing on the cake.


Ok-Resolve-4146

I've never felt so betrayed since I first found out @ 12 years old that WWE (then WWF) was scripted.


dashingstag

Is their next project watching paint dry or water boil?


Analogue_Drift

Louie Schwartzberg would disagree


Ok_Town_9810

Those bastards lied to me


BodybuilderNew2864

My life is a lie


ha8Myself

I did not need to know this. Fuckin internet 😤


everyones_the_worst

Boooooooooooooooo


dublincouple87

Yeah but it looks fake. Pretty sure you have never seen new grass grow


Puzzled_Static

Some fuckery


Keep_it_2_yourself

So smart!!


GraySelecta

Not a timelapse


C-Free-P-Throw1

You can tell it’s fake because the sun doesn’t set or rise


Fun_Chip8222

OP is useless. This is not a timelapse this is the faking of one.


hopefullythisnamewor

lol you can tell its 100% fake because the dirt never changes and grass grows with out rain?