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>OMG OMG...I didn't even think. Why did I look? Why, reddit?
Fuck sake, now I have to look
Edit: Jesus fucking Christ, dude has a hog and a half on him.
I knew what would happen and still did look it up. Can't say that I'm mad but disappointed to myself. I've been here long enough to know it better but still.
I love how a good half of replies on this are just-
"I am going to fuck around.
Edit: I found out"
I, however, am different. I found out before going to the comments.
I liked it as well. Tasteful, not ostentatious, no assault on the senses, slight rise. I appreciate the subtlety. As far as cock pics go, 10/10 as well. It reminds me of a golden doodle. I want to pet it and say whoās a good boy.
I'm definitely with you on all of that aside from one caveat. If it's uncut, I need to see that thing skinned back. I assume dick cheese unless proven innocent.
Btw here's a random thing you should try:
Walk outside. Close your eyes. Take two, slow and steady, deep breaths. Say out loud: "caramel cornflakes" three times fast. Open your eyes.
If you want to get philosophical, try doing the same thing backwards. Hope you stick around
This is just a misleading banana made for entertainment, and we should understand and teach that real world bananas are much smaller and usually fill up the consumer until they are quite satisfied.
It isnāt. Itās a Hua Moa banana. They come from Polynesia and spread through the South Pacific by way of canoe. They can be eaten raw, though they do benefit from cooking. They are not considered plantains.
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So girthy
Your name/picture/comment in relation to this photo lol š
Yeah this is borderline beetlejuicing
This is advanced beetlejuicing.
Given his username and picture, I'd say it's bananajuicing.
Why is banana juice not a bigger thing?
Because most bananas aren't as big as the one in the photo
Fair
Wdym that pretty average
Hey now
Itās the camera angle!
I came here for the penis jokes and I am not disappointed. This is some inception shit right here.
idk why but thats what i did too
Maybe the BBC is a better source for youā¦.
LOL inception shit had me laughing at breakfastz
the expression of the banana is the best
Iām feeling rather inadequate right now.
r/dontPutitInYourCooch
r/dildont
r/DilDo
r/notforspelunking
Girth Brooks. Edit: Thank you to whomever gave me an award!!!
***Blame it all on my root***
He was one of my favorite gay porn stars
Damn, I wish I had more coins to give you an award lol
I should call him
Everything reminds me of him
Shiiiiit i should call him too, don't gatekeep!
Your ex stacked like tuna cans, eh?
I love you
*Sighs and bends over*
Ay papi chulo...how you doing? ššš¦š¦
Size matters, i guess
The chode banana!
Penis for scale please?
Check out their other posts š¤
OMG OMG...I didn't even think. Why did I look? Why, reddit? It's before dawn and I have to do wholesome things.
>I have to do wholesome things. Buddhism, book sharing, fruit and dick pics. What more do you need?
How to reach nirvana 101
Eclectic š
You made my day with this comment. I wish I had an award for you!
No need. OP's post history is reward enough. I'm been fed plenty full š
>OMG OMG...I didn't even think. Why did I look? Why, reddit? Fuck sake, now I have to look Edit: Jesus fucking Christ, dude has a hog and a half on him.
Namaste
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Namaste here any fuckin longer
Yo yo
Soooo anything good?
Well OP is from Nepal, practices or at least is interested in buddhism and has one seriously girthy cock
Is it too late to convert to Buddhism I wonder
Sounds like a Tinder "about me'
ā what are you doing step-monk?ā
If he plays baseball he wouldnāt need to bring a bat to the plate.
If he played pool he wouldnāt need to bring a pool cue to the table.
If he went to a āBYO big penis or big penis-having friendā party he would not need to bring a friend, at least for big penis-having reasons.
Long, thick, and pretty.
I now feel that my username is relevant here.
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Goddamn that must've hurt your dad.
Speak for yourself, I came out of vagina
My man is packing a roll of salami
I wasn't going to look and then I saw your comment... I fucked around and found out š
This is all some elaborate conspiracy.....not looking.
It's not terrible. It just really depends on how wholesome you want your day to be
Namaste.
I'm asking myself the same thing. I naively thought it was a joke and looked at the profile anyway!
3 dickpics, one about a monk and a giant banana. I quite literally can't process this
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Great job getting everyone to low key check out your dick lol
Waaaaaay too late... Also... congratulations.
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On the other girthy banana.
Nice dick bro
Nw, it wasnāt offensive, just surprising
Bruh your cock don't match
i should have stayed curious.
I knew what would happen and still did look it up. Can't say that I'm mad but disappointed to myself. I've been here long enough to know it better but still.
Well, didn't think anything could put that banana to shame
Well, that penis would not have served as a useful scale. š±
I love how a good half of replies on this are just- "I am going to fuck around. Edit: I found out" I, however, am different. I found out before going to the comments.
For fuck sake man
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If you're disappointed then I can't imagine what kind of hogs you're used to, because that shit is 10/10 if I do say so myself.
I liked it as well. Tasteful, not ostentatious, no assault on the senses, slight rise. I appreciate the subtlety. As far as cock pics go, 10/10 as well. It reminds me of a golden doodle. I want to pet it and say whoās a good boy.
I'm definitely with you on all of that aside from one caveat. If it's uncut, I need to see that thing skinned back. I assume dick cheese unless proven innocent.
While I do usually prefer a cut one, the unassuming, modest demeanor of this dick leads me to believe it is well kept for and smegma-free.
Probably a straight man š
Look, I dunno. I feel like even straight lads should be able to recognize a banger of a cock when they see one, right? I mean... c'mon!
I mean we should be able to compliment each other without shame lol
You say that like it's a bad pic. He's not too shabby.
Why? Does it make you that jealous? Cmon bro, im sure your cock is fine too. No need to be sad about other people's amazing penises.
š
Namaste indeed.
Fuuuuuuuck š
Hey letās not start judging when ppl have their dick on their page. Everyone does it
Didn't need to see the same giant black cock thrice this morning ..... why is op and me like this
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BRUH šš±š«¶š¾
Praveen got dat peen
r/facts
Btw here's a random thing you should try: Walk outside. Close your eyes. Take two, slow and steady, deep breaths. Say out loud: "caramel cornflakes" three times fast. Open your eyes. If you want to get philosophical, try doing the same thing backwards. Hope you stick around
Thank youš¤ I'm definitely going to give it a try, both ways
r/humongouscock
Use mine it'll look bigger
This is just a misleading banana made for entertainment, and we should understand and teach that real world bananas are much smaller and usually fill up the consumer until they are quite satisfied.
What they in Big Banana don't want you to know. Or maybe it's Small Banana, idk.
Big Big Banana
BIGNANA
Get that thing a girth certificate
The fruit or OP?
Ya
i canāt really tell, can you add a banana for scale?
Those banana for scale are getting out of hand, litteraly.
Itās this inflation. Everyone is feeling the squeeze
Feel free to check OPs acc
There it is. 3 comments down. Literally came looking for it. Was expecting at least second comment.
The banana is for scale. Those are Donald Trump's tiny hands.
It's not the size of the banana it's how you use it.
Also the monkey that eats it
Eats it??
We need another banana for scale
Check his posts on his profile and you will see another banana
Can confirm, the other banana still has the skin on
Not for long...š
Looks like a plantain. Not really suited to eating fresh, they are too thick and starchy. You need to slice them and deep fry them.
yeah this is a mutated plantain, so to answer the ops question - no
however if you changed it to "are these the biggest plantains ever"... then yeah, that thing is huge
It isnāt. Itās a Hua Moa banana. They come from Polynesia and spread through the South Pacific by way of canoe. They can be eaten raw, though they do benefit from cooking. They are not considered plantains.
First YouTube preview I see for 'Hoa Moa' is "BUTT BREAKER BANANA". I truly love/hate the internet.
Nothing wrong with baked or boiled plantains. Also tasty.
I remember someone describing them being cut into coins and wrapped in bacon. Iām not even a bacon person but that sounds incredible.
Deep fried plantain, liver and onions = paradise on earth.
I'm intrigued
**Damn!** **THREE HANDS...** **\*NOW WE'RE TALKING\***
Couple of melons and you've got yourself a fruit cocktale.
I feel very inadequate all of a sudden :(
My banana: "I just came out of the fridge!"
Donāt.. this size would beā¦ trauma inducing. Mentally, emotionally and physically š³
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Shut up dude! I'd tell you to go sit down but you have three legs so it's much easier for you to stand. š
I need that banana in your pants š¤¤ as a gaybro ill help please it
Adult toy makers hate this simple trick š
The guy she tells you not to worry about
mandingo enters the chat
OP is mandingo
#OH FUCK
WHY ARE YOU RIGHT, I LOOKED ON THE PROFILE
oh fuck, cant unseen that
How much does this banana cost, $10?
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Those donāt look like bananas, those are plantains, generally a lot bigger than bananas and almost never eaten raw
R/absoluteunits
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
Nice one, always something new to explore.
r/ofcoursethatsasub
r/foundthehondacivic
Being that big it seems like that might be very bland.
You could put it in the freezer when solid will turn into a blunt weapon.
Based
Ya well it doesn't even taste good š . Its too bigš . The average size ones are good and taste good.
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Thatās like something from r/holewreckers
bros itās exactly worse than what it sounds like. leave it blue
Salute mates, I'm going in.
"I'd say it's average, maybe even below average!"
r/absoluteunits
I've seen bigger.
OPās?
Namaste
Rik of spades has entered the chat
Gather round kids lemme tell ya a tale about a tail so epic, and my good friend, Rick
I think itās too big for meā¦ I mean for my mouthā¦ I mean for my stomachā¦
finally, a banana that won't accidentally fall into my ass.
It just looks bigger because heās holding it down by the base.
My experience with Wish says don't trust there pictures
No banana for scale? Shame.
She will still say her ex banana was bigger
A monke would be able to answer
Fantastic. A banana this size will throw off all of my measurements.
Need banana for scale
r/AbsoluteUnit
https://media.tenor.com/YFyXn9bOn74AAAAC/the-office-immature.gif
Choadnana
That looks like some weird marketing for a banana split ice cream vendor. Split it open and find ice cream inside.
Need a banana for scaleā¦
Thats what she said
This is definitely one of those $10 bananas
The banana she tells you not to worry about
My wife says it's average
The guy she told you not to worry about
Oh man, thatās never gonna fit
Hear me out
Itās one banana Michaelā¦ how much could it cost? 10 dollars?
The way they had two feminized hands holding it.lmao
Chode banana