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Abigdogwithbread

I used to think of it as an adorable creature, now I'll think of it as an alien


Anxious_Coconut_552

Most sea life is so fascinating that it really is an alien world.


activelyresting

That's funny, before I opened the comments, I just said to my wife, "I used to think starfish were cute, but now I know they're nightmare fuel"


norrix_mg

HEAR ME OUT-


Mysterious-Figure-63

NOOOO DONT LET BRO COOK


FalseAladeen

CEO of Cooking here. Bro is hereby banned from the kitchen.


norrix_mg

I'm a woman and I want this thing tickle my pussy 🤤


_Soc_

My sister in Christ...


aCactusOfManyNames

They don't even have fucking eyes


FalseAladeen

Ah, I see. That is acceptable. Carry on, ma'am. You may resume cooking.


AngryTreeFrog

![gif](giphy|UbFOI4HXMHfgDHwyGB|downsized)


slipperynibs

Lmaooooo


Trips-Over-Tail

They're more closely related to us than we are to insects.


Bennybonchien

It is an alien, the hint is in the name.


GrassyDaytime

...🤯 lol


liinexy

It can be an adorable alien :D


thatone_high_guy

I was like, yeah interesting for sure, but something I could have lived without seeing.


hypnos_surf

They put their digestive organ outside their body to break down prey then bring it back inside.


Proud_Criticism5286

No good for you then. ![gif](giphy|jKaFXbKyZFja0)


dudestir127

An adorable creature that wears bright green shorts, lives under a rock, and is best friends with a sponge.


rogue_LOVE

*All You Need is Kill* (the light novel *Edge of Tomorrow* was based on) really nailed it by making the Mimics completely alien, but surprisingly genetically similar to starfish.


scannerfm77

I won't see Patrick the same way again.


Eternalplayer

I’m sorry SpongeBob


praeteria

That comic is etched into my brain.


Jonman7

Gotta check out the Bikini Bottom Horror. Pretty well written comic with cool art 👀


flakylibra

Stop💀 can you imagine if it was accurate


trenuss

Starfish don't have legs in the traditional sense, but they manage to get around just fine thanks to hundreds (or even thousands depending on the species) of tiny appendages called tube feet. These amazing little feet are located on the underside of the starfish's arms and are powered by a water vascular system that acts like a hydraulic system.


LoanDebtCollector

Makes me think of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of books and The Luggage with it's many feet


Solvemprobler369

The luggage!!! Thank you for reminding me of how much I loved Ringworld. It’s one of the best.


Trips-Over-Tail

Discworld.


kenwongart

Yes. Ringworld, as we all know, is the Molly Ringwald Cinematic Universe.


Mammoth-Ad-107

imagine those "feet" walking on your back lol


arkai25

https://preview.redd.it/48bkbgg54b8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac500b272d4279ba04f7ceb046d22662f117da47


MotherBaerd

bhj has leaked


binglelemon

🏅


LegalWaterDrinker

Don't have to, it has once happened to me


Xtatovic

Tell us more


LegalWaterDrinker

It wasn't anything much really, I was chilling on the beach with my family when I reached my hand down at the bottom and felt a peculiar feeling, lifted my hand up above the water and a starfish was stationed on top of it. I was so surprised that I threw it back into the ocean, never to be seen again. The feel was as stated above, peculiar, think of a large insect or arachnid climbing on your body, then combine that feeling with sucking and you have the starfish.


amynias

Starfish just wanted to say hi and you flung it back in the ocean??? 😭


Retroperitoneal11

Did you say sucking? Tell us more about please 


corn_toes

Sounds like tentacle shit…


marcabay

No


GandalfsWhiteStaff

Tube feet? They really thought outside the box when naming that one.


Wrong_Maintenance540

you mean outside the tube


devenjames

Yo quiero Tuber Bell


Trips-Over-Tail

The technical term is "podia".


Emergency-Friend-203

That's not true everyone knows a starfish walks on two tips. Look at Patrick


F1R3Starter83

This could go nicely on r/oddlyterrifying 


rainbowbritelite

r/nope


DigitalScythious

Why is it in such a hurry? Where's it going?


Timelymanner

To a clam bake


Pizza_Middle

Obviously to the ladies house in the comments that want it to tickle her pussy.


HugsandHate

Shopping. The local shops close soon.


TheRatatat

Not okay


amynias

Lmao


SailorChamp

Suddenly I want to pour Head and Shoulders on it.


CrownEatingParasite

My hair used to be dry and lifeless. Now when I use head and shoulders, my hair is wet and moving


Tall_Action_1006

Oooooooohhhhh IRA!


GrungBuk

[i believe i understood that reference](https://i.gifer.com/U3Fi.gif)


CockroachesRpeople

I may have watched that movie too many times. I can't still get over it being a whole head & shoulders add


CounterfeitChild

Why does every single foot seem to abhor touching the sand?


Trips-Over-Tail

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Prof_Johan

Like the luggage


Mr_A_of_the_Wastes

Exactly what I was reminded of too.


2x4x93

If a centipede had a nightmare


Matus198

I call this fake news, I have seen Sponge Bob... You can't trick me!


MovingTugboat

I'm creeped out. No thanks. This gives me insect shivers.


RobotRomi

r/dontPutYourDickInThat


Malevolent_Mangoes

But imagine how it would feel. Unless they have teeth…do starfish have teeth??


Retroperitoneal11

Asking the real questions over here 


Trips-Over-Tail

Sea urchins do. Starfish just have a hole through which they evert their stomach.


Retroperitoneal11

Tell us more... Asking for a friend 


OMAR_KD-

Get this poor lost soul back in the water man


FalconBurcham

Came here for this… like am I the only person who can see it suffering? Let’s hold a guy underwater and film him trying to get to the surface. Neat! 😂


JP-Gambit

Burn it with fire


Birbandsnek

How sped up is this? Anyone know?


LilG1984

![gif](giphy|RiVhCRrAckgkPT6D8S|downsized)


Thoughtprovokerjoker

How do they SEE though?


pionyan

How do I unsee something?


blimeyoreilly23

That looks like so much effort


Commonslob

Well done, that is in fact interesting as fuck


Aggravating-Web-6125

“Oooh hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot”


stephen_04

Interesting I've never seen this before.


CautiousWrongdoer771

That's kinda freaky lookin.


Yasin3112

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this.


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Well.....that's scary as hell


RodiTheMan

What planet did it come from?


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Looks like slugs having a 5-some.


GallusTom

Mmmm. Don't like that


calmalpinepineapple

+1 nightmare fuel, enter sandman😭


EyewarsTheMangoMan

That is not a real creature


Reallyroundthefamily

THEY CAN FUCKING WALK???


newellz

Whelp, that’s enough Reddit this morn. ![gif](giphy|KdIQmGHj5XfEY)


GoodAd2131

I think he’s lost. Treasure hunting.


Dentarthurdent73

No doubt pulled out of the water by whoever filmed this.


Kapuster728

don't let it catch you


ALoudMeow

That’s even more gross than how I guessed they moved! Yikes! I think I’m done going to beaches.


Duckduckgoose-aloose

Nope


13thmurder

So they walk with their feet like a normal animal would.


brezzty

Oh, ok. Bye.


mmmystery_mama

This gave me the heebiejeebies


dropthenewk

![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc)


supayello

![gif](giphy|eK7JF5A803QXGCcCtK|downsized)


No-Guarantee-7572

I've never seen that before.. so awesome!


dr_densbums

Jeah that's not creepy at all..


gibgod

This is how it feels lying in bed on acid.


Retroperitoneal11

Tell us more 


gibgod

Everything intense, tingling, feeling like you’re moving all over like a wave, even breathing feeling like a new experience.


Fluorescentomnibus

The Ultimate Vibrator


h2ohow

Nothing but arms and legs.


Mnemonic_Detective

*Arms and feet 💪🦶🌟 ;)


Imnotreal66

That’s not how Patrick walks.


SussyBox

I discovered this from that one Courage the Cowardly dog episode where Muriel goes mute


misterspatial

Wait, are we back to ~~starfish~~ ~~seastar~~ starfish again?


haubenmeise

I can't even manage my own 2 feet. He must be really superior.


Clever_Khajiit

No... no. r/TIHI


ElOsoMarino

Octopuses and starfish are aliens lol


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

![gif](giphy|KH9dcFmqH2OkZ2aStL)


fortisvita

Thanks, I hate it.


Maximum-Flat

There is some scientists predict that starfishes and octopuses will evolved to be able to survive on land(particularly swam or beaches)in around several thousand of years. I see where they coming from.


mage_regime

*No, this is Patrick*


The_Dabblin_Doodler

Bros on his way to the Krusty Krab


UseADifferentVolcano

That banana skin wrong


ChronicallyPunctual

I loved that movie evolution


fiddleydick

Looks like a bunch of little drunks carrying him.


Beardwithlegs

Now imagine this thing the size of a any common land animal. Lovecraftian horror right there.


pfotozlp3

He’s looking for WATER.


FragrantExcitement

Face hugger?


LordTrathar

Is this timelapse?


Basselope_poptarts

No, this is Patrick.


anony-meow-s

Terribly adorable


No-Bat-7253

No, THIS. IS. PATRICK!


Royweeezy

Looks like each leg wants to go somewhere else.


kingmoobot

never realized i could be afraid of a starfish


Altruistic-Rice-5567

Alright... I'm done with reddit for the day.


Tulsidas_Khaan

So Patrik was just a lie? 😭


Technical_Tourist639

Guys. We need a hellbomb, stat.


Paperfoxen

I imagine their brains making the sound “neneneneneneeeeneneeneenenenenene”


counterfeitparadise

thanks I hate it


Novacryy

Dude nah


Proud_Criticism5286

Now starfish make my skin creep thanks.


OrderOfMagnitude

Haha what the fuck


cuntybunty73

Creeping me out 😭


Amoeba_3729

I no longer like starfish


HPxoxox

I've never seen Patrick walk like this.


TheBlackViper_Alpha

My sleepy ass read that as "How starfish wank"


Fritz1818

Imagine being a clam and this thing is coming straight for you


aaronb414

I dub thee Sam Rockwell!


All-the-pizza

![gif](giphy|XIBqUqXI9guly)


KinladyBgB

Sorry, but ewww gross 🫣🥴


__kmoney__

I love to see ocean life but a few years ago I was out in Sanibel island (Florida) and there were these star fish EVERYWHERE. After admiring them I got in the water only to be feeling them all over in the sand. I got so creeped out I had to get out. I haven’t seen any since and honestly it took me some courage to go back in the water after that experience


Novel_Land9320

Looks exhausting


Jaambie

Sand dollars have something similar


neversaynotosugar

Was in Antigua on a beach and saw some kids playing with a starfish like this, but they wouldn’t put it back in the water. It walked off their hand and I dove down to get it and then swam away from them to put the little guy further out away from the beach so it could walk in private. Wildest starfish I ever saw moving without time lapse photography


SpiritualSpectre

That's just walking with too many extra steps.


Appapapi19

*How starfish walksssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*


Historical-Ad5973

Big nope


glt918

Proof that aliens walk among us


BreezyIsBeafy

This doesn’t seem very efficient why did it evolve like this


xeviphract

OK. What would you do to improve the efficiency of a starfish's running speed?


BreezyIsBeafy

Idk fuckin roll around like sonic or some shit anything seems better than this


Retroperitoneal11

Why running? She could be sliding too, and in this case 4-5 wheels will do the job... easy peasy 


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Kinda looks like spaghetti squash lol


VintageStoryEnjoyer

I thought they weren't alive


Trips-Over-Tail

They're animals. They are alive until they die.


VintageStoryEnjoyer

Now ik, somehow I thought they were like seashells or smth like that


Trips-Over-Tail

The ones you buy are in a way, their skeletons are like [articulated suits of armour](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/318503698/figure/fig1/AS:518689791660032@1500676691299/General-anatomy-of-starfish-Asterias-rubens-The-main-image-shows-a-specimen-of-the.png ) made from complex plates called [ossicles](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/318503698/figure/fig6/AS:631673771274289@1527614171971/The-ray-skeleton-of-Asterias-rubens-as-revealed-by-X-ray-microtomography-A.png).


VintageStoryEnjoyer

Thank you!