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Existing-Pair9640

Just, no.


Comfortable-Ad-8324

My 9 year old grandson does this. CELINE YOURE IN YOUR 30S.


Glitterangel119

![gif](giphy|l2RnsXHRckeakOmUE|downsized) I hate to insult the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but…the tiny, pasty, clammy little feet and hands.


sleepyfizz

Truly vile. Just when I thought Celine couldn’t be more of a Clown.


Glittering_Net269

Lmfaooooo… wtf is this?! 😆😆😆


pastychefceline

If I saw him in person I’d run away as fast as possible. He disturbs me


Informal-Impact-8136

Yuck.


ToniB1433

![gif](giphy|p3hZ9PbhVBO9gM6LoE|downsized)


magdikarp

They are in their 30s 🤭


Herejusttolaugh12

https://preview.redd.it/cq53zf2b1f4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d65096f9e1a3c09d48ed7d09ed76c669f5a8c3e


Substantial-Fly1076

I was wondering why in tf he is doing this at his age and SHARING IT ONLINE 🫣 he said it’s what they do in Florida and it’s like a little shout out to his friends and Florida 🤢🥴🥴


Herejusttolaugh12

![gif](giphy|ihN5PFmOeeQc4VBqCP|downsized) 😭


ToniB1433

Lol


Jrburseth

It’s giving Backstreet Boys and I hate it🙃🤦🏼‍♀️


PracticalGarbage2758

and they did it better!


Jrburseth

They sure did💜 I feel like Celine was going for Backstreet Boys and oof..he failed miserably🙃


Mookied11

He is SO cringe and embarrassing. Riding on his wife's coattails (with whatever dignity she has left) and thinks that since he was on a food show, he is some celebrity when in reality, he is nothing but a douche


FluidSpecific503

This is like the exact outfit the Backstreet Boys did for a 90s album cover


Comfortable_Pen6353

God he’s disgusting


CartographerOk4733

Soooooo lame bruh


galvanfoxtrot

He really loves money. Not his money, hers. He need to stop appropriating a culture that is not his own.


KlJ526225

I would be mortified if my boyfriend....let alone my husband....posted a pic like this.


imhereforvalidation

Is this forreal?


Otherwise-Heart1804

My 2 year old niece started doing that smiling thing. It’s cute when she does it not a grown man lol


infamousalexx

![gif](giphy|sy6waaLitpIAg)


Important_Island4165

It's giving ... shitting in the woods, vibes. Make sure you don't get any on those classy pants, Celine!


Glitterfarts_

The girlies are gonna hate me LMAO i know next to nothing about who this man is but he’s attractive to me in this specific photo LMAOOO But maybe it’s bc I’m black and it’s a culture vulture thing.


SheriffDullard

I much prefer the before and after picture of the veneers his wife paid for 🤣


Kind-Distribution-95

I'm 100% positive this guy has zero game with the ladies and Jaclyn was desperate AF to marry this clown 🤡


velvet_costanza

He is just as stunted as his shill wife 😂😂 What a clown


sweetrthancheesecake

He looks like he’s trying to be Post Malone so bad


sweetrthancheesecake

![gif](giphy|l1Ku0pKDpo1jUAupW)


CaptainCaliena

If this train wreck of a picture is any indication of how my week is gonna go, I think I'm just gonna go back to bed and call in sick.


goatsnstuff__

This looks like the pictures the high school rapper wannabes posted on myspace in 2005


ItsTheEmpress

Why did I think "when he stands up he's gonna have those old man knee cracks"


lalaluna05

Let’s draw more attention to your dainty little feet


Brujajaja123

He looks like an extra BSB at the end of the movie This Is The End.


lohonomo

This guy looks like a fucking loser lol


CarbyMcBagel

The glowing feet. 💀


iseedeadpeople23

He has no sex appeal whatsoever


bassk_itty

Literally the sex appeal of a crusty spoon


CarbyMcBagel

Rude to crusty spoons. They can be cleaned up.


bassk_itty

dw I would still choose the spoon over him, clean or crusty


mstrixxxx

He’s such a dork.


Difficult_Choice_794

Looks like a creep


pinkgirly111

his veneers that she paid for. 😭


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Imagine your dream man has to shop for shoes in the kid's section 💀


rodrigueznati1124

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztbzgk4Zh3wdOKs)


Visible-Activity-184

He looks like someone who would buy underage kids alcohol


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

And then wanna party with them


Visible-Activity-184

"Where's my hug??" 🥹


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Lmao I was JUST thinking that, I just know he's that guy


SolidGeologist2516

Dudes a douche. He’s whole persona is trashy culture vulture who has failed miserably at all of his dreams.


Mammoth-Twist7044

i watched that long form commentary video that was shared the other day and i was so shook seeing his old “rap” videos… mortifying


coco-pip-5122

Out here Wearing all the Jaclyn Roxanne ring samples


Zestyclose-Nothing32

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


No_Ask_7275

![gif](giphy|MKCdpXNWYWycw)


arsenicaimee

He’s really agonizingly cringy! Like I’m physically uncomfortable!


velvet_costanza

I didn’t even comment when I first saw this post because I cringed so hard I closed Reddit


Beneficial-Bobcat-20

Ring on every finger ‘cept the chode index 😂


Visible-Activity-184

Right? It's like he has fat baby hands. Delicate, yet pudgy.


unbiasedspaghetti

https://preview.redd.it/zeicd7fipc4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bfd68d5f02cd37b0dda31475bd2fa2ae996032


Mammoth-Twist7044

the difference between the color of their hands lol


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

https://preview.redd.it/ghr41hkboa4d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36f4805ec1ea7ef7a3e2bf2ee738a8bd4a767b3


CaptainCaliena

Holy orange cheeto tan batman! What the actual fuck? DJ dough boy looks extra doughy in this one. I find it strange that he's not standing next to her...


thecityofcyn

That’s not even her face


oncheedoe007

Is that dharman the scammer? Birds of a feather


Mindles500

She looks like a Cheeto 🤦‍♀️


Mammoth-Twist7044

and he looks like a middle schooler 😬


Visual-Bug-7464

🤣🤣


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

I'm not trying to be rude but he looks sickly. He looks clammy, pale and like he's halfway in the grave.


oliveomelette

At least he’s wearing socks this time


funktastique77

Me showing the dentist I flossed


recreationalranch

Someone in another post said he was Temu Timberlake and I can’t unsee it ![gif](giphy|26DMTeWMj9aHAqabu)


No_Ask_7275

Temu Timberlake 😭💀


RandomMusings1984

🤣🤣🤣💀


Zestyclose-Nothing32

Lol!!!!!!


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

Imagine being a 30 year old and trying this hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zestyclose-Nothing32

Fr


Hot-Swordfish-719

What a turd 💩


AshHiatt

🎶I *don’t* want it thaaaaat wayyyy, tell me whyyy, there is really so much I could sayyyy, tell me whyyyy, but he’s not worth that much of my dayyyy🎶


septemberbrooke

I have second hand embarrassment


amv914

The way I would commit m(*)rder s(*)icide if my husband posted this


smln_smln

Ick


FingerCapital3193

This is unbearably embarrassing. Holy CRINGE.


fkndemon23

They both really changed up their whole style when they got out to Cali huh


No-Song-1358

He looks like he's waiting for his next customer to drive up. What a loser.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/jdsnd8nx2a4d1.gif My exact reaction


gatorfarts2007

I can’t believe this is the man Jaclyn left Jon for. The biggest L of a downgrade goes to She-Be-Thotin, Jaclyn PennyWise Filteriana 😂🤣


Count_Choculitis

Man, he is *such* a downgrade. Looks and personality. He must've just pounced really hard when Jon was in rehab, because it makes no sense why she would go for him. Jaclyn was still very successful at that time, she could have done so much better. It's so obvious he used her.


Muted_Marketing2530

Filteriana 💀🤡


screamqueen87

Beyond cringe


Upstairs_Iron_7160

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/ospytaexy94d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1464874ebb1c0dca2b4fcd5f8a6f86a4f66e255a


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

https://i.redd.it/nbx5lzbky94d1.gif He looks like George from Scary Movie 3


teegeebee71421

He looks like a mouth breather who always smells like axe on top of BO


Plus-Middle5010

Next level cheese ball. Next level corny


Mysterious-Stand-705

![gif](giphy|3oEduQ3OiH7kZQj3a0) \^ his style/personality icon. i know this is an old reference but it’s HIM.


lichurallyobsessed

https://preview.redd.it/uwa54kb5ja4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d400637ac2e5a80eef4dd7afb3f1ba0f3ee1719


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

![gif](giphy|Z9OGuQyrfHAE8)


Mysterious-Stand-705

HELP!


[deleted]

His dad is down with the bitches and ho’s! 🤣


Fun_Persimmon96

He's the Mr Yuck sticker personified. Yes, I know I am showing my age.


Peacelily420

No one wants to see your yellow ahh molars Jordan🙄


ZookeepergameSalty30

Is he showing us his cavity? I highly doubt he has great oral hygiene lol


Soggy-Opportunity602

![gif](giphy|1bYaHhGtueIqQ)


G0thTac0

Putting your pinky in your mouth and pulling your cheek back to show your veneers is not sexy as you think.


kochenta2020

To think that he thought fish hooking himself was hot. Barf


TheTreeWithTheOwl

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Mysterious-Stand-705

a pinky that seems to have ~4 rings on it too 🤮


hawaii2121

I honestly was wondering what he was trying to show by pulling his lip back. To show those crusty gold teeth?! They are in the front, a regular smile would still show them. He’s still so clammy and damp looking.


This-BirdTurd

It’s giving 1999 *NSYNC vibes


Lopsided_Bid205

What a DORK


Sad-Database3677

🤢🤮🤢🤮


Imaginary_Quail8809

He looks a mess. Like he just woke up. Something ain’t right. 🤔


moonlight___13

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Strong_Bluebird4532

Okay but like…what is he showing here


Soccer_RBF_

OMG CAN HE FUCKING STOP ![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


Soggy-Opportunity602

LOOOOOLLL!!!!!


Crazy-Paramedic4108

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Opening-Classroom-29

He should send this to his -mentor-


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/xqlgfdpxi94d1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=6301088cd3577967ee4d5c89d2c1f95281007b35


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/7gykoxz2z94d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2148c52107aec8598393e6dc4811efaaaefed8


melodymaeve

Was he checking to see if there was something in his teeth and the phone accidentally took a pic?


whatsgoingoninhere6

![gif](giphy|SoORkRp9Gj7dm) He’s so cringe


Cool_Jelly_9402

Why are his shoes glowing? He could totally drop into **NSYNC back in the 90s and fit right in 🤣


BeastnBelle

It’s giving Backstreet Boys vibes. 🤣😆


Cool_Jelly_9402

My first thought was *NSYNC so great minds!


kittiemomo

Ugh... gross... what 30 year old man insists on showing off his gold teeth when taking a picture? Actually... what 30 year old man has GOLD TEETH??


Cool_Jelly_9402

Does he just have gold lower bicuspids? I’m kinda blind and I only see 2 on the bottom row


MissyTX

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ2J2Ct3zcv1u7K) But guise….its her ✨dReAm✨ man!


Fun_Persimmon96

Her dream man. My sleep paralysis demon.


FingerCapital3193

Tomato tomahto


CaptainVamp

💀👹