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lichurallyobsessed

**Guise, please remember to date what *isn’t* recent! This was early 2018, for those wondering, and is believed to be the much talked about ‘*first date*’ at Taco Bell with *Celine* (*while Jaclyn was still married*)**.


broseyposey

this would have gone double platinum on 2011 tumblr


SolidGeologist2516

Bubblegum rap hoe behavior. Sitting in a dirty parking lot eating Taco Bell in such a manner.


anipie05

Jordan come get yo' gurl! 😂


goatsnstuff__

How drunk do you have to be to do something this fucking nasty


magdikarp

She was trying to please Celine. Who at the time probably liked this type of girl. Bubblegum rap lol


Main-Effort332

That Taco Bell in Tampa where she’s at is no where near soho where the bars are where it’s perfectly acceptable and understandable if you need to sit down and eat 🤣


StrainsFromGenomes

This is loathsome. I can’t stand this at all.


Billyb0bstarr

This is so gross 🤢 I partied a lot in college and found myself in many situations but never bare ass on the Taco Bell parking lot 🤢🤢


AtmosphereOpposite69

I know she went to bed after this without taking a shower and if she did take a shower, she didn’t wash her legs 💁🏽‍♀️


Burlymama

Someone dropped their trash.


Imaginary-Dot-6551

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) Jordan, that’s yours lol


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Lmaooo


Xg2d2lA

I'm very curious as to what drugs you need to be on to do something this foul. I mean, let's be real here.. She is fucking LIT.


Xg2d2lA

Bare ass cheeks on the dirty ass ground.. don't know why I am surprised. She is a dirty ass bitch, after all.. suits her well.


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

Plus her food is on the dirty ground.


vannahpira

what always gets me about this picture is she coulda sat on the curb or grass at least but no full ass cheeks on the floor


Muted_Marketing2530

So funny to me that some of my worst memories as a kid is her "aesthetic"...you know white girl wasted... ![gif](giphy|xT1R9Fzp8mdYi8IgyA|downsized) \*Photo featured in comments: That fake Birkin in that 🛒 was absolutely comical...she screams "wannabe" louder than old farfucknuts ... 🤡


SnooOpinions2473

🤣


jadababy6699

The strategically placed packet of sauce. She tries so hard to look not posed with these pics it’s cringe


SheriffDullard

I wonder how trashed she was. Like, on a scale of 1 to America.


marvelousnicbeau

🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 this much


Loverdoverr

She’s LITERALLY for the streets. The sewers.


Kwasbrewski

Ok but like I love this


SheriffDullard

K.


lichurallyobsessed

Something tells me you're on the wrong sub. It's accountability, responsibility, and snark here. Not ‘*love*’ and fangirling.


DaisyJones_6

Eating on the dirty ground?


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Motor_Ad_401

Hey Jaclyn 👋


Nelyahin

I’m sorry, I don’t understand her strange photos and posts about food. It screens someone with an unhealthy relationship with food.


Mammoth-Twist7044

looks like something a very drunk person would do… and the extra effort put into the highlight edit given the photo is certainly a Choice™️


Soccer_RBF_

https://preview.redd.it/ycvvaep0018d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bb7e48ae3ba601dab88266b5d3999330c3ea65


Mammoth-Twist7044

would have loved to watch her struggling to awkwardly get in lmao and this couldn’t have been comfortable


Effective-Effort-443

"put me in the cart and take a photo of me sitting on all the grocery items that I haven't paid for yet". .. the lame sh!t she does to try to appear quirky 🙄 such a tryhard


-ifwallscouldtalk-

A grown ass woman…. Not like other girls


asquardz

Eew


Delicious-One3028

Omg she's so ✨trashy✨ and ✨not like other girls✨ Imagine wanting to look relatable but instead you look cringe🥴


Laurita809

Why sit on the floor ? She’s done this before at McDonald’s i think.


lichurallyobsessed

Yes, that was the infamous night last year *Celine* and his boys ‘*saved*’ a woman from being abducted, taken by her abusive significant other, or whatever other *ever-changing* narrative Jaclyn came up with. In other words, something she *completely* made up and that we felt was all too similar to her own abduction fairytale.


Sufficient-Swan3493

Omg yeah what was that situation again? I just remember it seemed like whatever happened, they didn't really do anything to help. But then it also seemed like a basic Jaclyn lie.


lichurallyobsessed

Just another lie that kept changing the more she talked about it, much like every other that has left her mouth.


summerlea1

She has more hats than a bald man does.


StrainsFromGenomes

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH)


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/1jov40ubk08d1.png?width=916&format=png&auto=webp&s=875ec4156ffb99f7de36908b64f6458c7c31683d


Opening-Classroom-29

She's literally hanging on with her toes


moonlight___13

LMAO 😂 😂💀 bobblehead Jac ![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/8r4era0ln08d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a445d6028e2df3db2b4d572fe78c1c109cd4ef8d


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/m0lzy4jox08d1.png?width=671&format=png&auto=webp&s=681e435d38a3fc8cf56cdcbffa73643bfc05b4ba


Upstairs_Iron_7160

Fucking horse ass


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

💀💀💀💀dead


Soccer_RBF_

https://preview.redd.it/4bkvcqv3418d1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b538f5966a02a5840bf5a2be143a0ce8edcb7d0


david_beats_goliath_

Is this recent?


lichurallyobsessed

No, this is early 2018, and believed to be the much talked about first date with *Celine*.


mycode10percentoff

"The love of her life" *who still lives with his mom* taking a married woman on a date at the local taco bell! This is it, guise...This is Jaclyn's dream man! 🤮


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lichurallyobsessed

Correct.


wifeunderthesea

i had no idea her and celine go back that far. 🥴


lichurallyobsessed

Yes, as he was close friends with Jon and worked with him. Never, *ever* believe what she says, as her timeline for this alone has changed *so* much and never been consistent.


Emerald1014

may she shit herself on the way home 😘


hawaii2121

You know this took at least 30 mins and multiple takes 🤣


aa123116

No one behaves like this unless they’re absolutely wasted. And even then it’s iffy. Wtf??


Bright-Hat-6405

this or tumblr circa 2009


sweetrthancheesecake

That’s a very good point lmao


rubyshoes21

Sitting in a parking lot in full glam eating Taco Bell. Honestly? Me too.


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