Hmm, I would agree with you but Kroot get dog\*s\* as they can take multiple kroot hounds. Exaction and the Rogue Trader KT both have dog (singular) though...
Still waiting for a bespoke kill team to switch to. Or a white dwarf team. Or fucking anything. We had a whole season inside a space hulk, for Fuck's sake!
My buddy absolutely hates playing against my Pathfinders because if we played a drinking game where you took a shot everytime I said markerlight we would be dead
We generally suck at range. We generally suck in melee. We're really good within 6 inches. Activation sequence is very important to us. So is APL. 3 inches is a very important range for us.
The never ending question, do I get as much plasma as possible or do I get all bolters to shoot twice with all the fun types of bullets... also the game is named after them.
Guardsman 1: “Where did all this black smoke come from?”
Guardsman 2:” Do ya hear that?”
First Witch. When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun.
First Witch Where the place?
Second Witch Upon the heath.
Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth.
…
ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover the fog and filthy air!
Guardsman 1: Can I die first or do I have to watch “Shake - a - Spear “ and die of boredom?
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones
The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will, we'll roam
Yo-ho, all together
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
Team 1: I love having Kasrkin models but hate using their rules
Team 2: I bought 4 individual character models just so I could have every option on the team…
Daemons flee before us, relentless falchions wet with the blood of the damned, storm bolters hot with righteous retribution and lethal power swords glowing with the light of wisdom. We are few, but we step into the dark places of the void others dare not.
KT 1: We have only 1 gun and 0 equipment in the whole KT in matched play that can deal AoE damage
KT 2: I'll keep rolling rolling rolling, keep rolling rolling rolling dices all the game
KT 3: the activation of the living dead operative once a TP, also we like to die a lot
Laser lights from the distance.. pew pew pew* from everywhere
*Don't* like your 8 wound model's 80% chance to get one shot? Not keen on your marine having a 70% chance? Cry some more.
So basically We really like to steal and maim But we aren't in chaos. They just really like jeans.
Grappling Hook!
I love that guy, he’s just a little dude
Using a piece of paper that says "i can do what i want"
Team 1: Kill me once shame on you. Kill me twice shame on me. Team 2: I like big guns but I quickly die.
KT1 is Heirotek
Team 1: ...Ya ain't gonna kill me again
We're a cooler version of the Intercession Squad
legionaries
CORRECT
lol I was just throwing bm. I'm glad no matter where I look I find more allies to help end the corpse emperors reign.
Justian
That's my take on it too. More interesting than intercession to field at least, despite lack of options.
Well that doesn't narrow it down..
Band of Brothers
OH GOD THEY’RE IN THE WALLS!!!
How can they cut they power? They're just animals!
Wait this sounds like a fun kill team what is it?
*gas mask noises*
Space Pigs
Exaction squad?
AAAB
Space wizards
Warpcoven?
dog
Starstriders
yup!
Kroot
Hmm, I would agree with you but Kroot get dog\*s\* as they can take multiple kroot hounds. Exaction and the Rogue Trader KT both have dog (singular) though...
I know that's exaction immediately haha. I want just that dog for my Kasrkin, nothing says I can't have a Dog!
Covered in blood
Team 1: “They don’t even belong in kill team because in the lore…” Team 2: “That grenade is BS.”
Team 1 Talons Team 2 Hand of the Archon
Yep, nailed it lol
KT2 is I’m gonna guess… Blooded? That Brimstone Grenadier is awesome, especially if you stack the In the Eyes of the Gods on them
Main team: Tubthumping. Secondary bespoke team: What if super soldiers could also do jank? Team for training games: CHOOT'EM, LIZZIBET!
Spooky scary skeletons
SNEAKY GITZ
We may not be fast. We may not have huge variety. We may not have an updated bespoke team.
Death Guard
Still waiting for a bespoke kill team to switch to. Or a white dwarf team. Or fucking anything. We had a whole season inside a space hulk, for Fuck's sake!
Nids
Moebian sixth
Eliteus deletus
Kasrkin
Yeah lmao
Not evil, just hungry
markerlight
My buddy absolutely hates playing against my Pathfinders because if we played a drinking game where you took a shot everytime I said markerlight we would be dead
I get knocked down, but I get up again, nobody gunna keep me down They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit
Opposing team shouts at them in a harsh tone -dies- 8 of them fire into one Kroot warrior. -two hits-
Memoirs of Isstvan
"We're all idiots who sold our souls, I hope it works out" *eats a guy*
"SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA 🗣️‼️" roughly 12 times a turn.
wyrmblade
Micro Marines!
Scouts
Grey Knights? They look like kids up against newer model Marines.
Zippy zippy can't catch me
Harlequins or Corsairs?
Corsairs. My girlfriend plays Harlequins!
We generally suck at range. We generally suck in melee. We're really good within 6 inches. Activation sequence is very important to us. So is APL. 3 inches is a very important range for us.
The never ending question, do I get as much plasma as possible or do I get all bolters to shoot twice with all the fun types of bullets... also the game is named after them.
Leg day
Pathfinder?!?!
Nope! Here's another hint: 5 inches is plenty for anyone!
We are returned....
Bursting with three different flavors.
NYYOOOOOOOOM
Glory to the first man to die!
Bespoke swarm
Basically Left 4 Dead And So close to being the best team in the
Guardsman 1: “Where did all this black smoke come from?” Guardsman 2:” Do ya hear that?” First Witch. When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. … ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover the fog and filthy air! Guardsman 1: Can I die first or do I have to watch “Shake - a - Spear “ and die of boredom?
15 inch Alpha Strike blast weapon The power of (unpaid) internships The worst “sniper” in the game 3 inch Lasguns
Inquisition!
Ah, no (though I can see the confusion now that I think more about it) Wana guess again or just hear the answer?
Heriotek circle
Suicide teenagers
Japanese blind box underdogs
6 dudes, 4 passive ability options. They all take the same one
I'm really, really, REALLY good at dying. Not that it matters, I have twice as many minis than you do.
Vet Guard
Yup
Check out my floaty scout-skull!
Navy Breachers
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Kunnin
Real Handmade “leather” accessories.
"How compelling. Please face the wall."
KT1: "Stop Resisting, Stop Resisting " KT2: "They killed Kenny! You bastards!"
That is the best description of Votann ever… this is now how I refer to grudges
Goats
crits on crits on crits
Hand of the Archon?
Praying is a superpower.
Novitiates
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed And bound her in her bones The seas be ours and by the powers Where we will, we'll roam Yo-ho, all together Hoist the colors high Heave ho, thieves and beggars Never shall we die
Yo ho, fiddle dee dee, do what you want because the dash is free.
HotA or Genestealers!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
He’s a pirate!
Killteam 1: I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN and I smash your head with my stick Kt2: she-ra and the Princesses of pain.... Grenade edition
1 Fellgor 2 Novis
1. Yeah... my flair gives that away 2. No, actually https://ktdash.app/r/sXC0w8gf
Damn, I was thinking of the trick where you give the Penitent a krak
That's going in the fucking book
John Wick
Farstalker kinband!
HAHA STINKY
Evil space mummies. We plot and scheme and then I run into the middle of the field and get shot full of holes.
Space chickens
Brutally kunning
Team 1: \*My\* bird actually \*does\* something Team 2: Sieze the means of production!
1. Hand of the archon 2. Wyrmblade
Drones
I call the big one bitey.
25 overwatch shots for the opposing team
Officer Bork
ROCK AND STONE, YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARVES!
Birb
We can shrug off almost anything
The Expendables green edition
Nearly space marines
Haha imagine not being able to modify your dice rolls (To the extent where 3 one's on a Plasma can turn into 2 hits)
Victory AND death!
WAAAGH!!!
Bunch of lads abd lassies in diving suits that love cracking into enemy ships and fighting up close.
Navy Breachers
No, I didn’t say Hunter Clade…
The *real* space marines
I can't hit shit until I see one of my buddies hit a guy, then I follow his lead. Also boss frequently reminds me to take aim.
I simply choose to not be shot
Novis
Can’t touch this
Burn the heretics!
I am Groot
Expensively dressed.
Terrorism
I'll deny that ploy.
A handful of assholes and we get to shoot twice every turn
Intercessors
Home made paints
Recently, I lost my pixie dust.
Seriously, no one!?
Space pirates
Flairs = easy mode
Counter Strike incarnate
Let the Galaxy Burn
Star Trek away team
Throw poop, then hulk smash!
Workers union.
*happy shovel noises*
"bob-a-job week" boys
I can personally ensure my plasma never gets hot We have the best Vox operator in the game You WILL eat a critical melta shot
Team 1: I love having Kasrkin models but hate using their rules Team 2: I bought 4 individual character models just so I could have every option on the team…
The wretched stank
Slow. Shooty. Short.
Clarice!
We're Batman!
KT1: 3. 2. 1. CRASH! FLASH! BLAM! KT2: This scouting operation has changed to a siege.
No, that’s not a 2 it’s a 6! Why can I do that? Trained a lot, obviously.
Can’t keep me down.
So many auras but your leader gets a cool hat! :)
Differences in worldview prevent us from all going into battle together.
Fun guys
Murder Chickens, now with capes.
1.” What are you wearing?” 2. “Calvin” 1. “Calvin Klein?” 2. “ Calvin from accounting.”
Hungry hungry xenos
"squig team six, going dark" / "missing is for other people"
WAAAGGHHH!
Team one: closest we’ll ever get to another playable army of these guys in 40K Team 2: are you a witch? Team 3: bad rolls? I can change that
1 - Blooded 2 - Inquisition 3 - Novis
Real space marines
Our women are our only good melee
Team 1: pretending to play space hulk Team 2: flashlights of death
A dozen zealous and angry sons of Dorn.
Plasma and AP spam.
The most basic, killteam of all time. We're basic infantry, but the "best of the best" they say.
*shines bright like a diamond*
Oh, you still have another guy left on this flank? Would be a shame if I was able to activate a second time right now...
The best humans without augmentation. I don’t have to care too much about RNG
Pew pew pew we’ll make you into a stew then we’ll become you >!kroot!<
Blood for the Blood God
~gribbly bug noises~ ~blocks Psychic activity~
WAAAAAAAAAGH but in very tiny font
Hollow.
Elite.
Shovel.
Daemons flee before us, relentless falchions wet with the blood of the damned, storm bolters hot with righteous retribution and lethal power swords glowing with the light of wisdom. We are few, but we step into the dark places of the void others dare not.
KT 1: We have only 1 gun and 0 equipment in the whole KT in matched play that can deal AoE damage KT 2: I'll keep rolling rolling rolling, keep rolling rolling rolling dices all the game KT 3: the activation of the living dead operative once a TP, also we like to die a lot
4+ invulnerable save
Wasn’t the game named after us?
Markerlight
Getting right back up after being shot down with emotionless and soulless expressions