depends on which one possesses more valor! Faith and steel walk as one so I believe an epic battle of grand proportions might take place between the tao titans of faith!
I fear that asking this will force me to learn all of wow's lore but, as someone who strictly plays games just for the gameplay aspect of it. (the riveting gameplay in the Dalaran underbelly getting Ratstallion and grinding weekly for Ashes of Al'Ar) What are blood based paladins? I mean I only play holy paladin so is it one of the other specs or is it just an npc thing. They sound really cool though I'd love to play as one if I can!
tomboy nun GTFO! I am the tomboy here
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Don't try to trick me, I may be a crustacean but i'm an european one! I know alcohol and you have drunk something like... 23 beers from a Sardinian producer, 45 beers from the dwarven grocery store, 6 glass of elven red wine (100000 years old) and... is that an hint of pure Gin?
Realistically speaking, that mace would probably do more damage against plate mail than a Greatsword. Then again the catgirl is partially wearing chainmail so it could go either way.
Goth paladin just looks like she would do some horrific shit to you in a duel. Like goes off the rails while adhering to some kind of combat doctrine ad to not get killed
Catgirl cause her agility and light magic, goth on is hot but contradicts the class. Honestly, does the goth try to use both dark and light just for it to cancel each other out, or does it create some weird gray magic?
I mean goths don't have to use dark magic, goth paladin use pure light magic, just in an edgy way. catgirl crusader don't have magic except divine protection
Bludgeoning weapons are better against heavy armour, than slashing weapons.
Goth: 0 Cat: 1
Having extrutions on your armour provides you opponents with places to grapple. If this is on your helmet, enen worse.
Goth: 0 Cat: 1
But that tail is a weak point. Very abusable.
Goth: 1 Cat: 2
Flail on the pommel of your sword is fucking stupid. Goth will hit herself.
Goth: 1 Cat: 3
Gorh boots has inferrior balance.
Goth: 1 Cat: 4
Based on armor alone, catgirl crusader. The goth paladins armor has too many ridges and parts that wouldnt be too good at deflecting strikes while the catgirls armor is smoother
Pluuuus cathirl has a mace which being blunt will mostly destroy the fuck out of the armor and hurt the paladin more then the paladins zweihander will hurt the catgirl.
I wasnt even looking at the thighs lol, mostly the paludrons and how the paladin armor has many ridges making it easier a blade to catch
Then i noticed the mace after and just went "oh dont even need to worry about the bridges the mace will dent the armor
I would say the Cat girl crusade beacuse she is not wearing heels, which would make moving and dodging quicklya pain, and has realistic armour that wouldn't get in the way of movement and dodging. The cat girl also dosent have her legs exposed with no armour.
Paladin. In most cases of one I met there armor is better, her sword will hit harder and have better range and she mostlikey has magic in the school of restoration
Both of them, for they would not fight, they’d discover that they share many a same interests and become very close friends.
I’m lying, goth paladin smites any day
Rimworld answered this one for me. I was doing a medieval playthrough with a giant mod pack and a few of those mods added different species. I had a cat girl enslaved in my kingdom and during a raid ordered her to seek shelter with the rest of the non combatants. She proceeded to ignore that order (accidently had her set to aggressive stance) and she charged the enemy force and saved one of my top tier knights. She was no longer a slave from that day forward.
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Well, obviously the catgirl crusader. Catfolk tend to have heightened senses and agility. Not to mention being literally inhumanly limber. Rare seeing one in a combat class other than a Ranger, though.
depends on which one possesses more valor! Faith and steel walk as one so I believe an epic battle of grand proportions might take place between the tao titans of faith!
The correct answer
How do goth paladin spells work? Are they a darker shade of holy fucking bright light? I'm genuinely curious. Sorry if this sounds like a dumb joke
edgy holy smite....probably, honestly I have no idea.
Oath of Throwing it Back
The oath of legends!
Oath of conquest, oath of the crown, oath of vengeance (the edgiest)
Contrary to what the gatekeepers will tell you, being goth is 90% aesthetic. Just wear black armor and you’re a goth paladin.
I mean I will not lie I did trojan horse my way in here with the other wizards so I'm not very versed in metals, what metal is black armor made of?
Maybe they’re like Blood based Paladins like in World of Warcraft. Or maybe like an Oathbreaker Paladin in Baldur’s Gate 3.
I fear that asking this will force me to learn all of wow's lore but, as someone who strictly plays games just for the gameplay aspect of it. (the riveting gameplay in the Dalaran underbelly getting Ratstallion and grinding weekly for Ashes of Al'Ar) What are blood based paladins? I mean I only play holy paladin so is it one of the other specs or is it just an npc thing. They sound really cool though I'd love to play as one if I can!
Blood Knights stopped being edgelords when M’uru purified the Sunwell so they would no longer need to eat naaru to gain their powers.
>Or maybe like an Oathbreaker Paladin in Baldur’s Gate 3. Close enough.
the difference between sunlight and moonlight I’d say, yellowy to a more silver color
Death paladin?
I mean, Goth is an aesthetic, could be a Light Cleric with levels in Redemption for all I know!
Both. Both is good.
They're dating now.
They’re mutually looking for a partner for the other. (It keeps failing because the producer wants more seasons)
Final episode they kiss. The community is in uproar. Day 1 fans are saying FINALLY! New fans are calling it Woke.
Catgirl Crusader. This is not biased
The cat ears on the great helm is objectively superior.
I'll go with the catgirl but I know a tomboy nun will come out from nowhere and crush both of them
tomboy nun GTFO! I am the tomboy here https://preview.redd.it/f2nohhixuj7d1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a203c5683a3d83f7bcefd7940180ec1ad536537
Ooooh! So that smell of alcohol came from you all along
Aria(visibly drunk): I only had one glass of beer
Don't try to trick me, I may be a crustacean but i'm an european one! I know alcohol and you have drunk something like... 23 beers from a Sardinian producer, 45 beers from the dwarven grocery store, 6 glass of elven red wine (100000 years old) and... is that an hint of pure Gin?
(Aria actually is a lightweight who gets drunk after one glass of beer)
Damn i was just smelling at myself the whole time... well let's drink in honor of my efficient metabolism then!
From the creator of the "Tomboy Knight(Aria)", introducing.....
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Realistically speaking, that mace would probably do more damage against plate mail than a Greatsword. Then again the catgirl is partially wearing chainmail so it could go either way.
Smite will cut any armor, I give the catgirl about 15 seconds
The crusader has a face that says "I have committed numerous war crimes". Easy win in her favor
Goth girl paladin. Need I say more?
For some reason I think goth paladin would. Makes me think of sisters of battle and you know a goth paladin would be metal.
thighs save lives but HOLY SHIT COVER THEM THIGHS!
Thighs are protected by Divine Shield, Aegis of Light, and Auras of the Resolute
Goth paladin just looks like she would do some horrific shit to you in a duel. Like goes off the rails while adhering to some kind of combat doctrine ad to not get killed
*laser* Catgirl: Must be the sun…
Intense makeout session
Both need to do a walk out with a theme tune and we see which one goes hardest
Only one of them can sack Rom
Catgirl cause her agility and light magic, goth on is hot but contradicts the class. Honestly, does the goth try to use both dark and light just for it to cancel each other out, or does it create some weird gray magic?
I mean goths don't have to use dark magic, goth paladin use pure light magic, just in an edgy way. catgirl crusader don't have magic except divine protection
Tomboys as great magisters of the order, covered in heaviest armor, and supported by their defensive wizard bottom bf
Tomboy knight(Aria): dude I'm a lesbian.... https://preview.redd.it/obivskjzpk7d1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=77baa329bb62a707d414d86055276c061696525a
Well i like bludgeon weapons so cat girl wins
Catgirl
Bludgeoning weapons are better against heavy armour, than slashing weapons. Goth: 0 Cat: 1 Having extrutions on your armour provides you opponents with places to grapple. If this is on your helmet, enen worse. Goth: 0 Cat: 1 But that tail is a weak point. Very abusable. Goth: 1 Cat: 2 Flail on the pommel of your sword is fucking stupid. Goth will hit herself. Goth: 1 Cat: 3 Gorh boots has inferrior balance. Goth: 1 Cat: 4
but keep in mind Goth has access to all Paladin magic spellbook, and crusader has no magic except divine protection
Fair point
Catgirl crusader, the paladins heels are nowhere near practical
Based on armor alone, catgirl crusader. The goth paladins armor has too many ridges and parts that wouldnt be too good at deflecting strikes while the catgirls armor is smoother Pluuuus cathirl has a mace which being blunt will mostly destroy the fuck out of the armor and hurt the paladin more then the paladins zweihander will hurt the catgirl.
Thighs are protected by Divine Shield, Aegis of Light, and Auras of the Resolute
I wasnt even looking at the thighs lol, mostly the paludrons and how the paladin armor has many ridges making it easier a blade to catch Then i noticed the mace after and just went "oh dont even need to worry about the bridges the mace will dent the armor
Goth paladin when crusader cuts her femoral artery (she has no thigh protection)
I would give the goth crusader the win if they had actual armor, so for that reason alone Crusader
This isn’t fair. Why can’t they be friends?
I would say the Cat girl crusade beacuse she is not wearing heels, which would make moving and dodging quicklya pain, and has realistic armour that wouldn't get in the way of movement and dodging. The cat girl also dosent have her legs exposed with no armour.
Goth paladin looks a hundred times better imo
Paladin. In most cases of one I met there armor is better, her sword will hit harder and have better range and she mostlikey has magic in the school of restoration
I suppose all this goofing off means you have finished all your work, Lady Aria?
The one with actual armor and a mace. Kinda tough fighting on platform heels and fishnets
Combine them
Both of them, for they would not fight, they’d discover that they share many a same interests and become very close friends. I’m lying, goth paladin smites any day
Goth paladins thighs are unprotected by the armor, easy to stab and cause blood loss, cat girl crusader wins
Rimworld answered this one for me. I was doing a medieval playthrough with a giant mod pack and a few of those mods added different species. I had a cat girl enslaved in my kingdom and during a raid ordered her to seek shelter with the rest of the non combatants. She proceeded to ignore that order (accidently had her set to aggressive stance) and she charged the enemy force and saved one of my top tier knights. She was no longer a slave from that day forward.
they're girlfriends
catgirl paladin easily i mean just look at how hit the goth paladin's armor is she getting folded like a chair
Goth
Where is the tomboy barbarian and the emo ninja?
Goth girl wins 💯
They will see each other and immediately start fucking instead of fighting. And by fucking I mean the goth will be fucking the catgirl.
Catgirl
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Crusader is better imo
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That goth paladin gives off strong Rosaria vibes
Well, obviously the catgirl crusader. Catfolk tend to have heightened senses and agility. Not to mention being literally inhumanly limber. Rare seeing one in a combat class other than a Ranger, though.
The real question is who's cuter?