What’s so annoying is that anyone living a normal life feels these exact feelings but has to go on living their life. They can’t lay in bed or around the house and do nothing like this lying lazy ass does!
“Please wear wranglers every day.” He doesn’t even have on “good booty wranglers”. He’s wearing the relaxed for city boy style wrangler. Not that he’d fit in the cowboy cut wranglers……… but these ain’t it.
I guess I missed the little Bo Murky/lurch post when it debuted. Jesus Christ. 🤣🤣🤣 my husband loves me but he’d look me dead in my eyes and refuse to wear any outfit that infantilized him the way this did mini moo.
My husband would think I was trying to pull the worst practical joke on him if I ever asked him to do that. And then when he found out I was serious, he’d sign us up for some marriage counseling.
Pretty shitty and typical. I am not shocked at all she was laying around like a lazy slob all day because it was Father's Day and she still doesn't have that baby she says she wants.
All of a sudden they’re with the pups lol and FFS just say why you’re off!! Here she goes with the theatrics and “cliff hangers” so effing annoying. Had to find a way to make Father’s Day about her lol
I’d really hope that her followers realize what she’s up to. She is on another “repeat”, but let’s see where her famous doctors are from this time. Not FL. Not NY. Not CA. What’s left? Vegas? Texas? Caribbean?
And we know this because she loooves to tell her (alleged) million+ followers every time she has her period like they absolutely *need* to know such intimate details
If they were actually home, I’m positive she would have posted those chickens. My bets are they are back at the beach house with Mustard’s dad or on a trip for the two of them.
SHE READ HERE TODAY!! After scrolling through the sub a few hours ago, she posted Hendricks ( which has been mentioned several times and today) and little bo Marky May was posted he and she reposted him with the sheep. And she made it about herself with the shill and making little Marky grow taller today.
“A lot of you have been wanting to know Marky Mays outfit details. I have them linked in my story. The suspenders are “shoooooo shhcretchy….”
And the hat, oml!! 😂💀
Hendrix turned 14 this month and she couldn’t even bother giving him a story or a shoutout or anything on his birthday? As a childless adult with dogs who are my babies, I’m so sad for him.
Who called the lil bo peep re-post today???? Bingo! 🙌 Also, why she always gotta post 10 billion pics of her own ugly self??? It's Father's day, Lurch. Step down.
So, like, I don’t post my in laws for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day either. That’s my husbands job. They aren’t my parents. Granted, I’m not close with them at all but still I don’t think this is her responsibility. It’s markys. Not that I enjoy siding with her but I’m just saying lol
Maybe Marky did post, I don’t look at his Instagram. Only reason I think she should acknowledge him is because he does so much for THEM. It seems like he takes care of all the animals when they aren’t home, which looks to be 75% of the time.
Marky Sr. or staff take care of the animals even when these two numbskulls are home. Lurch and Marquesha do not do anything except film themselves brushing them.
https://preview.redd.it/xy4o7o7eq07d1.png?width=1275&format=png&auto=webp&s=0071c5812f5bc5ecea083312f9eb6cdd5379c441
Now why would she do this to that poor man 🥲
You would think an influencer would have some pics with her dad alone. Like not even from childhood? So weird! Doesn’t seem close to him at all..which is fine but why post the one with just your mom?
https://preview.redd.it/l0jsx9m9007d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571e99732cf9652a4667ed67340640d372156a9a
Let’s play a game….comment the word you think Lurch is trying to saying in this pic. And go! 🤭
https://preview.redd.it/zm2eqx0u417d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c477574db257be92c004a4850d24ba10e6511be
Next round… Guess the word she’s trying to say?
They are both looking rough in their story today. Laura, as usual, looks like she hasn’t showered and wearing makeup from yesterday. Also looking like a leather purse. Marky looks like he’s been under a lot of stress. I feel like he’s aged rapidly in the last couple of years. If I didn’t know who he was, I’d think he was my dad’s age. My dad is 56 😬
Are we going to see a story where she says today has been hard for her because they desperately want to celebrate Father's Day with Marky as a father but it just hasn't happened yet?
https://preview.redd.it/pzeadqle4y6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce216b99d5e33a26f82f052054ba46de0a2a1b8
Never forget - lurch has always thought very highly of herself.. so highly she thought people wanted a hair tutorial on this lewk 💁♀️
\*back in the day before the hotdogs were hotdoggin
🌭👄
https://preview.redd.it/5l0c7u9wcz6d1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013d7a2ec9812ecae659e5d91576df157dbbee89
when your lips don't close all the way 🥴😂
Yes - she looked so much better. She is wearing too much makeup and the wrong colors but her actual face looked better and really didn’t need to be messed with
I agree and I find it interesting that the features she gets snarked on for now (brows and lips), are so much better in this photo. Even her nose looks smaller and not as bulbous.
Yep! Back when she was first trying to become an *influencer*
https://preview.redd.it/9ntb36kd5y6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362c46b03dd7a5bcf5bc21b65cafea462c58f58d
https://preview.redd.it/n08srodoex6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f0c1ee40d975528e8b2f26d21be73044620fb6
Looks like that skinny filter was working in the back. Her front view appears different to me.
This pic is an optical illusion for sure! Look at her arm that is holding the phone. In the front version her arm is close to her body and the armpit touching and the arm touching along her bewbie. But in the back view her phone arm is far from her body. And it’s not just the angle these 2 views do not match up.
Peep the flip flops in the mirror reflection. No Vince Camuto shoes Lurch??!! If I had a collab with VC, I would #1 come up with better looking shoes, and #2 wear them 24/7.
I don't care how schmalll she is - there's no way she's a 0/xs 🙄
She'd be hard pressed to get anything to fit her legs in that size 🤷♀️
https://preview.redd.it/a2kiazw53y6d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e299b573f06cf2d27419513bbf25a6ed7132aba9
Ya’ll we should give our guesses on what she’s naming her new sunglasses!! My first guess is Tennessee, Highnoon and BeverlinHills lol
Beverlinhills made me chuckle
What’s so annoying is that anyone living a normal life feels these exact feelings but has to go on living their life. They can’t lay in bed or around the house and do nothing like this lying lazy ass does!
She’s been taking it easy today bc she’s not feeling well. How is that different from any other day? Lmao
Because this is Father’s Day and not about her
^bingo. I do feel for the “reminder” days—but fucking be there for pipsqueak and let him have a day instead of making this about you too!!!!
“Please wear wranglers every day.” He doesn’t even have on “good booty wranglers”. He’s wearing the relaxed for city boy style wrangler. Not that he’d fit in the cowboy cut wranglers……… but these ain’t it.
And you don’t wear a felt hat in the summer time in Florida……. I hate them.
I guess I missed the little Bo Murky/lurch post when it debuted. Jesus Christ. 🤣🤣🤣 my husband loves me but he’d look me dead in my eyes and refuse to wear any outfit that infantilized him the way this did mini moo.
My husband would think I was trying to pull the worst practical joke on him if I ever asked him to do that. And then when he found out I was serious, he’d sign us up for some marriage counseling.
I love my husband too much to even ask him to wear that
Exactly. I love him enough to never do that to him and I’m glad he’s manly enough to tell me to hell no if I ever did 🤣
My husband would only ever put on such a god awful outfit if our daughter picked it out for him for coordinated Halloween costumes 💀
Murky’s dad runs that farm and she couldn’t give him a happy Father’s Day shout out??
Pretty shitty and typical. I am not shocked at all she was laying around like a lazy slob all day because it was Father's Day and she still doesn't have that baby she says she wants.
She considers him an employee.
She doesn’t consider him a father figure. That’s why he’s always “Marky’s dad” and not “my father in law”. Shes a bitch
https://preview.redd.it/miop6m3tk17d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3962aec7a1df1dcc98ad818df3849cc39b859fb5 And here we go again…
that dog looks filthy!!!
So basically they are in California getting another donor transfer. Got it.
💯
Buckle up b!tches, the start of another IVF puzzle roller coaster is about to start 🍿🎢
Get excited for another web of misinformation, unusual diagnoses, and lying in a hotel bed wonder what to watch on tv
Any time someone starts a sentence with "Honestly...", chances are it's a lie.
And if that someone is her, it’s DEF a lie.
All of a sudden they’re with the pups lol and FFS just say why you’re off!! Here she goes with the theatrics and “cliff hangers” so effing annoying. Had to find a way to make Father’s Day about her lol
Had to find a way to bring up the obgyn so people start asking if she's pregnant then it will roll into the ivf crap again. 🥱 so predictable
Aaaaand she made Father's Day about herself. #notfeelingwell #narcissist
Just saw it. Get ready….. she’s def up to something. That farm looks abandoned if you ask me too.
St Gerard will be coming in hot.
She hasn’t been wearing it from what I noticed.
Not yet, but soon. She activates him when there's fertility stuff going on.
I’d really hope that her followers realize what she’s up to. She is on another “repeat”, but let’s see where her famous doctors are from this time. Not FL. Not NY. Not CA. What’s left? Vegas? Texas? Caribbean?
Feeling “off” and has an OBGYN appointment tomorrow? 🤔
Wonder what state she’s vacationing at for this doctors appointment!!!!!
I feel bad for Mark that this B makes this day about her
Why poor Markle? He’s not a dad… however, he should to make it about his dad.
So they’re open weekends for you to make a last min appt because you’re not feeling well? You’re either pregnant or not which a home test tells you
Most people would see their primary if They felt sick. And we all know she loves a trip to the urgent care so why on earth is she needing her OB
She’s setting us up for it because her ratings have ⬇️⬇️⬇️ I’m sure. She can’t be pregnant because she hasn’t missed a period.
And we know this because she loooves to tell her (alleged) million+ followers every time she has her period like they absolutely *need* to know such intimate details
a week ago she was on her period
Why is she trying to create suspense around what most likely is a uti, yi, or bv.
Or nothing
My vote is for bv. We all know she doesn’t shower after being at the beach and in a bikini all day.
Here we go….are we going to get the oh my gosh we got pregnant in Italy bull crap??🙄
No she can’t get pregnant yet due to the medication she had to take
Didn’t she say last week or two weeks ago she got her period and has to do the laparoscopy procedure?
Yes
I really wish she (along with others) would stop trying to make pet parents a thing on these holidays.
It’s so cringey
If they were actually home, I’m positive she would have posted those chickens. My bets are they are back at the beach house with Mustard’s dad or on a trip for the two of them.
Agree. Just said the farm looks abandoned
SHE READ HERE TODAY!! After scrolling through the sub a few hours ago, she posted Hendricks ( which has been mentioned several times and today) and little bo Marky May was posted he and she reposted him with the sheep. And she made it about herself with the shill and making little Marky grow taller today.
Poor dog, it looks like something was wrong with his legs when he was running.
Those are just 14 year old legs. Probably some arthiritis going on.
Saw that too.
“A lot of you have been wanting to know Marky Mays outfit details. I have them linked in my story. The suspenders are “shoooooo shhcretchy….” And the hat, oml!! 😂💀
It’s the only dad he’s gonna be 😳😳😳😳
Hendrix turned 14 this month and she couldn’t even bother giving him a story or a shoutout or anything on his birthday? As a childless adult with dogs who are my babies, I’m so sad for him.
Chances are they weren’t home on his birthday 😢
Yeah she’s disgusting. Didn’t care about zeppelin either until he was on his death bed and she dragged him on vacation
She’s been gone prolly 15 out of the 16 days of this month so she likely missed it
Oh I know. Which just makes me more sad. Their animals deserve better.
More proof she read here though!
Sure does. Good. I’m guessing she doesn’t feel so great maybe because she reads here and discovered we have caught onto her lies and filters.
Who called the lil bo peep re-post today???? Bingo! 🙌 Also, why she always gotta post 10 billion pics of her own ugly self??? It's Father's day, Lurch. Step down.
🙋♀️🤭 they're just so predictable 🙄 ..and you know she never misses an opportunity to make something all about her/them
💯 💯 💯
Omg sheep dad. Even if that was a thing, most good sheep dads wouldn’t leave their sheep 3/4 weeks a month. These two are truly delulu.
No acknowledgment of Marky’s dad when he’s the one who does everything for them. What a selfish witch.
She’s not feeling great…..😂😂😂
Of course. Because everything has to be about her. 🙄🙄🙄
The baby sheep’s legs are almost as long as Markys
Doesn’t bother to post any photos of “Marky’s dad” on Father’s Day.
So, like, I don’t post my in laws for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day either. That’s my husbands job. They aren’t my parents. Granted, I’m not close with them at all but still I don’t think this is her responsibility. It’s markys. Not that I enjoy siding with her but I’m just saying lol
Maybe Marky did post, I don’t look at his Instagram. Only reason I think she should acknowledge him is because he does so much for THEM. It seems like he takes care of all the animals when they aren’t home, which looks to be 75% of the time.
Marky Sr. or staff take care of the animals even when these two numbskulls are home. Lurch and Marquesha do not do anything except film themselves brushing them.
The real sheep dad
Or her own father
She did post a photo of her mom & dad, which is weird that she didn’t post a photo of him alone or with her.
Whatta bitch
As always, whatever she has on she “just sawl it was on sale/back in stock”. Sure sure
And it’s Fugly. Her Little Bo Peep dress!
https://preview.redd.it/xy4o7o7eq07d1.png?width=1275&format=png&auto=webp&s=0071c5812f5bc5ecea083312f9eb6cdd5379c441 Now why would she do this to that poor man 🥲
It’s giving….farmersonly(dot)com
It’s giving….farmersonly.com
Stfu I’m screaming 😭😂
I’m feeling second hand embarrassment. Why would he agree to do this 🫣
Maybe it’s an old picture. I know the one of her in that ugly dress is old. They must be on another vacation and she had to rely on old shots
And why would he agree to it? 🤣
lil bo marky
She is trolling since this photoshoot was posted here 3 hours ago
She has to be. Why else pull these back out randomly from October
More importantly how did I miss this the first time?? I’m going to print it out and hang it on my wall
Lurch must love Murkys flat ass cuz those Wranglers ain’t it!
I wondered why she wants him in Wranglers. What’s so special about looking at a saggy ass?
You mean his *amazon* jeans? 👖🥲
I’m shocked she hasn’t linked them. Along with his suspenders.
Wait for it….
You would think an influencer would have some pics with her dad alone. Like not even from childhood? So weird! Doesn’t seem close to him at all..which is fine but why post the one with just your mom?
https://preview.redd.it/l5kwvs3po07d1.png?width=1173&format=png&auto=webp&s=590d62091338f6f692cb475bdf7abfb905e3a636 Cringe but he loves it
Toddler owfit
What about dog dad?
https://preview.redd.it/l0jsx9m9007d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571e99732cf9652a4667ed67340640d372156a9a Let’s play a game….comment the word you think Lurch is trying to saying in this pic. And go! 🤭
Obviously “shretchy,” but that’s not even the correct mouth position for saying stretchy!
That’s what I think too!! Why does she contort those baboon lips like that to pronounce a word beginning with “ST”
I noticed that face too. Could it be because she is laughing at the filter?
The way she pronounces some words are so funny. I cringe. It just screams, shit education and shit upbringing.
https://preview.redd.it/zm2eqx0u417d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c477574db257be92c004a4850d24ba10e6511be Next round… Guess the word she’s trying to say?
It DEFINITELY begins with the letter B!! Best? 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/81bp1a3mh07d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def782753fd5470dcf2bb6d188c5e86bee6b76a9
Omg.💀
I just choked on my Peanut butter whiskey lol
You win 😆😆😆😆
Shhtrechhy for sure
Ding ding ding!!!🛎️
So unreal
Shhho close! Shhhhhtretchy 😆
probably sthhhhretchy 🤪
You got it!!! 👏🏼
Why can’t they sit on that patio? It looks untouched to me.
Everything looks abandoned
They are both looking rough in their story today. Laura, as usual, looks like she hasn’t showered and wearing makeup from yesterday. Also looking like a leather purse. Marky looks like he’s been under a lot of stress. I feel like he’s aged rapidly in the last couple of years. If I didn’t know who he was, I’d think he was my dad’s age. My dad is 56 😬
Are we going to see a story where she says today has been hard for her because they desperately want to celebrate Father's Day with Marky as a father but it just hasn't happened yet?
Prolly since she is an expert at making everything about her🙄
https://preview.redd.it/8h1feiydpz6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0093594df338579a1ff7725c67696aad3a3c453b well now he IS a *gull dad* 🥲
Omg.. what in the heck do they have on? Looks like Heehaw! 🤣🤣and I could never and would never ask my hubby to dress up like this! 🤣🤣
She is legit wearing a costume. No adult dresses like that.
Omg how did you predict this photoshoot would be used?! Hahahah
😂🤣😭 Those 2 are so predictable -- and we know she gets all of her best ideas from here 🐑😜
Of course they really should celebrate with Marky Sr and take him out whether or not they have kids! “Expeshully” given all the work he does for them!
Seriously they should. It’s not about marky or her, but for the real dads!
https://preview.redd.it/pzeadqle4y6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce216b99d5e33a26f82f052054ba46de0a2a1b8 Never forget - lurch has always thought very highly of herself.. so highly she thought people wanted a hair tutorial on this lewk 💁♀️ \*back in the day before the hotdogs were hotdoggin 🌭👄
Don’t downvote but she actually looked decent and certainly gave a damn here.
And before the 🪃🪃's were boomeranging.
💯🙌
It’s honestly jaw dropping what she has done with her face. The amount of filler that is in her face now is…yikes.
https://preview.redd.it/gr9wd5q0cz6d1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280e61b820767ae30c4ff2564a4ac5f87bd7e1e8 Just sho shooo much filler 🐿
https://preview.redd.it/y08lzhusbz6d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b1dd2abc31c2e76fccd4a8b32837cd20fab269
So fucking smug.
I hate this smile she does where corners don’t touch, and the flared nostrils 🤮
She can’t even close the corners of her mouth.
Good god! Just imagine how saggy her face is going to be in about 15 years.
https://preview.redd.it/5l0c7u9wcz6d1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013d7a2ec9812ecae659e5d91576df157dbbee89 when your lips don't close all the way 🥴😂
Nailed it 🔨🤣
💀
But so much make up cake on that face
Prepared for downvotes but I think she looks really pretty here. Her natural face was SO. MUCH. BETTER.
Back when she showered regulary
Yes - she looked so much better. She is wearing too much makeup and the wrong colors but her actual face looked better and really didn’t need to be messed with
you can't downvote the truth! (I mean you CAN but you know what I mean) 😂💯
I agree and I find it interesting that the features she gets snarked on for now (brows and lips), are so much better in this photo. Even her nose looks smaller and not as bulbous.
Face yes, the pale cinnamon roll on her head-no.
cinnamon roll is the perfect description 😂
True, but it IS a photo from the mid 2000’s when this was all the rage LOL
This is Laura?!
Right !?!? The fuck !?
Yep! Back when she was first trying to become an *influencer* https://preview.redd.it/9ntb36kd5y6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362c46b03dd7a5bcf5bc21b65cafea462c58f58d
her eyes were blue?
This doesn’t even look like her! She’s destroyed herself
“A” influencer LOL
😂🤣
An infleWencer by the peWl 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ttplv4gf5y6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147ed855d313a8ba43f9eca30cc5a5fb31831ea3
This is honestly heartbreaking. She looks so normal. THIS is relatable. wtf don’t these people get?!?!
She looks pregnant here
nah - just normal looking! (..but I know what you mean) 🤗
Ahh before the body filtering apps!
Holy shit 🪵
😳 She seriously has been filtering this long?!? Omg!
The real legs
And the real abdomen/thighs. Where’s the chick asking about the filter??
Or those insisting she's gotten "really thin" or that the filtered abs are "just her ribs"?
https://preview.redd.it/n08srodoex6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f0c1ee40d975528e8b2f26d21be73044620fb6 Looks like that skinny filter was working in the back. Her front view appears different to me.
Her calves are different sizes!
Omg you’re right! 😂
Nothing matches. Now I’m wondering if this is really a dressing room at target. Not sure what that black wall is behind her. Is it the door?
I bet she leaves everything on the floor in that dressing room.
No doubt she does.
I love how she always photoshops in a plus size girl option. For all of us larger poor people at home.
This pic is an optical illusion for sure! Look at her arm that is holding the phone. In the front version her arm is close to her body and the armpit touching and the arm touching along her bewbie. But in the back view her phone arm is far from her body. And it’s not just the angle these 2 views do not match up.
Wow. Genius. Shes a scammer all around. None of this matches. What the heck kind of filters does this woman have on her phone?
It must be the Fun house mirror filter app. LOL
The black wall/partition has me confused. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has some contraption she uses
Peep the flip flops in the mirror reflection. No Vince Camuto shoes Lurch??!! If I had a collab with VC, I would #1 come up with better looking shoes, and #2 wear them 24/7.
Oh yes. I definitely saw that. She needs to be terminated by everyone that collaborates with her
I don't care how schmalll she is - there's no way she's a 0/xs 🙄 She'd be hard pressed to get anything to fit her legs in that size 🤷♀️ https://preview.redd.it/a2kiazw53y6d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e299b573f06cf2d27419513bbf25a6ed7132aba9
She’s really in LOVE with herself
What is that swelling on her right thigh at the hemline?
It’s her pelvic bone. Ilium to be exact.
The skinny filter didn’t make it up that high
Her “incredible” muscles??????🤣
7 minute quads probably
not the 7 minute quads 😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
Yep! She wants the filter on her reflection. That’s why she’s standing with her legs together. And check out the skinny ankle and giant calf!!
Yes. The front of her legs don’t match the reflection.
Agreed. And the calf on the right (in photo) looks like it’s “bigger”. What a fraud.