Did she always have this nose?! How did I miss it lol
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What happened to your shitty Vince Camuto line Lurch? 😂😂 Probably threw those in the trash real quick
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she’s bud has bad as lurch can’t even see the ad are you kidding me 🙄
I watch her stories a couple of times a week, but I can barely do that anymore. She is just insufferable. The good morning whisper voice, the cups in her hand, the constant shilling, the fakeness oozing from her greasy pores. Today she paraded around her million dollar mansion showing off the extensive remodel and then she posts her collection of Gazelles. She's so materialistic it's sickening. How her followers continue to buy shit from her and support her lazy, gluttonous lifestyle is beyond me.
I haven’t watched her in at least a month. Not even on instastories. She is so hard to watch. The stupidity, the 24/7 infomercial, the outright lying, the homely filler face, the lack of grammar and spelling, the Hallmarky Movie acting that is their facade, the horrible and dated fashion and decor choices. It’s all gotten too bad to even cringe at so I catch up (ketchup) here. She’s just too fake tbh.
Agreed. She used to have a solid subscriber base of people who were genuinely interested in their remodeling projects, and many of the projects were extensive and smart from an improvement standpoint. Although, it was odd that most of the renovations (at least from what I remember) were exterior ones and now a random full interior gut on this house. I liked her content back then because it gave me ideas for my home, but then I started noticing so many abandoned projects, and a lot of work she claimed Marky was doing that little man simply could never do. Then she kind of lost it when learning that the universe doesn’t care about her or what she wants at all.
I am beyond confused why someone would want a soggy mansion from 2003 that was used as a commercial property and backs up to a swampy pond, but hey, to each their own. I think the items she sells during her peak fabricated IVF times fund their life now. This current house and its surrounding projects are never ending…now they are talking about remodeling the pool, the barn isn’t finished, they have a gutted house…I think the trauma has caused irrational decisions and they are going to WASTE the rest of their 30’s drowning in unfinished projects, and that’s hard on any marriage.
Wow-so much to unpack here. First off, yes, you do look like a buttered baked potato. The slicked back hair does you no favors, and only makes your ears and nose look bigger. Second- this house is no where near finished-delusional much? And the “1800s” furniture/doors are only going to look like crap mixed with your cheap Walmart decor! Third-tell us more about how 2 people (TWO) need more storage in a kitchen! “We did also add a door”. Please just don’t talk, like anymore. And ps- I like Adidas, but those shoes are HIDEOUS!
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LMAOOO first time since I’ve been following her I have finally got a response from her… aka “team”, I’m assuming. I know it’s from her “team” because you can see cars at her house in the chicken coop video of her feeding them poke bowl 😵💫 like what kind of response is that lol
Iris wishes you the best and is now apparently a full time *assistant* with the beverlin hills team 🥲🐄
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Ahhsho, hope you're doing better and glad you're here! 🥰
First of all🤣🤣”why is that tooth grey”😂 I literally laughed out loud!! And what in the world is that response. It’s 100% not for Lurch, but still what is that
Jfc, are you battling cancer? Did her assistant stalk your page to craft this obnoxious response? Does she really think miss homeschool dropout could write a response like this?
That is SO fucked up. I’m sorry. Whoever responds for this cunt just gaslights people and deflects from the REAL problem, 👉🏽Laura Beverlin👈🏽
Your question did not warrant a response like that.
And if the person that responded reads here, FUCK YOU TOO 🖕🏽😊
Lurch can barely string together two coherent sentence, let alone write anything like that. And she definitely can’t punctuate to save her life. No way she wrote this and it’s comical she thinks anyone would believe she did.
I don’t follow her either, but I’m still able to reply to her stories. I called her an idiot for bringing her coffee cup out to the farm when she claimed the pigs drank it and I got a similar response back.
Took me 4 years to get a reply. I also commented within 25 minutes of the story she posted complaining about the rain and her coffee, so I’m thinking maybe ppl who comment within a time frame or the first whatever number get replies. Like idk. I was shocked I got a reply.
If the bay window was an octagon shape, it would have had 8 equal sides. I would be more concerned with the roof being put on rather than antique doors. She is trying to move into the TikTok world. Money must be going dry on IG. But guess what?!? This bitch blocked me on TikTok 😂🤣
ETA: This explains her new “act”, it’s all for TikTok.
I can’t wait! TikTok is vicious !! She can block but, it won’t stop people from making videos about her! 😂
You can view her TikToks from here. It’s amazing she has more likes and comments than followers. Already buying her engagement.
https://www.xaller.com
Am I crazy or is this basically all the same stuff she showed us the last time she gave an update on the house? Nothing feels different compared to that. A couple more framed walls, but this feels almost verbatim what she said already. This is taking so long for nothing to be done.
I thought the same. She drove to the house today, or a few days ago since she never posts in real time and made a bunch of reels. She was obviously working out of her car because she pulled something out that she was shilling. That Stanley crap. That’s why she had that poke bowl. Obviously she didn’t make it. It was takeout. I don’t feel she’s living there. It’s used as a set!
I just don’t understand why they need a kitchen or an area that big when she doesn’t even cook! Also, why does she need a big pantry when they never go grocery shopping because they are too lazy? And she keeps saying this and that “for entertaining”. She has no friends… she should say for her family or her paid employees.
You mean they don’t need the big pantry to store their Kraft Italian dressing for chicken or frozen garlic bread or Mac and cheese from a box to entertain friends and family with?! Or loads of honey and maple syrup for their lattes?!
She’s made a lot of changes to her diet have you not been paying attention?! She’s healthy gluten and dairy free Laura now she doesn’t eat that stuff anymore… it’s all Armra colostrum and maple syrup lattes.
I’m blaming it on her being delusional. They absolutely do not need a kitchen (or a house) that big. It’s a waste of money and a waste of what would be a beautiful home but they have no taste and are beige-ifying the whole thing into a tacky modern farmhouse flop.
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I know anything goes with style, but this isn't style - this isn't anything.. her jeans looks ridiculous 🙄
I live in Florida, not too far from her. It’s been soooooo hot. I bought dresses to wear because my jeans were sticking to me. She recently bought a TON of dresses/summer outfits from Target that she shilled. What happened to those? Oh wait, they’ve probably already been returned.
He would know! 😦😖 sorry i had to 😂🥴
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“1800’s dressers”. No dumbass, they would be referred to as “19th century dressers”. Her vocabulary is literally what white trash who won the lottery sounds like. Oh wait….. :/
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I swear she’s trolling us with that 🤬 fingernail!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
WTF is “colored wood”? What a jerk. She’s talking about antique doors and I can’t even stand looking at her because she gives that evil snarky smile. I just hate seeing this POS get any $. It’s undeserving and she needs to be fired because she sucks at her job
Whoever is helping design their house definitely told her “you have to use your imagination”
She probably thought “oh that’s a good thing to say” and now she says it on repeat
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Yuck!! Imagine the smell 🤢🤢🤢 and they were literally stuck to her legs! 😷😷
She’s sooooo fake and when she’s talking about her lip she is definitely imitating someone else. I can’t remember who, but the way she says “why? Why?” I wanted to slap her
Kathleen Post is headed to France and she will have the complete OPPOSITE content from lurch. Can’t wait to see what she shares. Unlike our lil flurr-da bumpkin who only says look at this tourist trap.
Every time Lurch doesn’t get pregnant, I think “THIS is God’s plan”. Sorry but some people should not be parents, and no baby or child should be subjected to 24/7 filming of daily life so their parents can profit off them. It’s disgusting.
I honestly don’t think she could handle motherhood. It’s a 24/7 thankless job and extremely exhausting. It doesn’t care if you don’t feel good, or if you didn’t have your coffee yet, or if your period just came. It’s constant. I don’t think she can do something consistently. Especially something that has another human life depending on you.
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Who the hell made this? Their chef??
Why does she keep bringing her food and drinks outside with the farm animals??? I don’t even let my cat sit by me when I’m eating. Just when I think she cannot get any grosser, she manages to take it one step further.
Forget the "abs"... why the everloving fuck would anyone bring an open bowl of food to their dirty chicken kewp? She can't just eat it at the staging (er, guest) house? She HAS to eat while looking over chickens? Make it make sense!
Ahhh thanks for the clarification! I didn't watch her stories and based my assumption on the screenshot, but like you said let's not put anything past this dirty hamster.
Lmao she loves those pillow and has used them for years… yet these are brand new … WHERE are the ones she has used for years?! She is such a disgusting liar, I cannot stand her. She is one that needs to be cancelled.A normal influencer would say I bought these to try them because they had such a great reviews.
Same. I can’t have a nude color polish chipping off before it all has to go. 😖 or if one nail breaks, the rest of them get clipped/filed down. Drives me insane!
Why is this psycho so obsessed with feeding her petting zoo snackies?! The chickens would have been perfectly happy if you had stayed in your office watching them. They definitely don’t want to be bothered just for your content.
What does her team do when they plan content? Certainly she doesn’t just go rogue since she never posts in real time. So that means she’s paying people to approve of her posting about biting her lip. Wow. I’m in the wrong field apparently.
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Literally can’t even see it. What’s the point of being this shady?
Not dogging Brit at all - just wanted to show people that believe lurch isn't skinny filtering herself that it CAN be done and people do it all the time 🤷♀️🤥
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ETA - she looks fine - just like laura looks fine
we're all fine 🥰
me too ☹️ the only time I ever feel even remotely bad for a celeb is when they're getting absolutely hounded by paps -- like that time they almost made her drop Sean Preston 🥺
Lumpy Lips, WTF!?? You went to an OBGYN for your yearly, allegedly. She obviously didn’t think you needed a lap for endometriosis so she referred you to someone else so you could be their problem. You can’t see this surgeon for a month. Now you are pretending you need your blood drawn weekly but haven’t told anyone why. You are either stressed because A) you know a lap for endo isn’t going to solve anything for you. B) you know the real diagnosis, DOR and it is getting harder to keep this lie up C) you have already received a donor egg and they are checking to make sure your levels keep increasing and you will try to play it off like you didn’t know.
And with content like hers… I don’t see why she’d need even one assistant. What are they assisting her with? Deleting her comments? Or photographing her? Both jobs her tapeworm of a husband can help with.
She doesn’t want to be a mom. She wants to be pregnant and have content to shill. She does not have a maternal bone in her body. She needs everything to always be about her and she would feel in competition with the child, especially for Marky’s attention. And God forbid she has a child with special needs or a disability. She would never be able to handle that. I believe Marky wants to be a dad. I think Lurch would be much happier traveling and living child free.
Did she always have this nose?! How did I miss it lol https://preview.redd.it/llihvwj3t79d1.png?width=264&format=png&auto=webp&s=526314af3577eb24abb8c0814ebf95a295f0b635
Filters.
https://preview.redd.it/68q5kpt0029d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=00df882b440ca4569f0a4276a386d3849ba8b9b6 What happened to your shitty Vince Camuto line Lurch? 😂😂 Probably threw those in the trash real quick
Those yellow/brown gazelles are butt ugly
Looks like old bowling shoes lmao
They’re also going to smell like old bowling shoes once lurch sticks her feet in them
The thing about CBV is she’s not trying to pull a fast one on anyone like the scammer Beverlins are trying to do!!!
Don’t be fooled. They’re all tarred with the same brush.
https://preview.redd.it/juqpmi9vf19d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96058e0c67821ce08562a9447c7b5009c697cf37 she’s bud has bad as lurch can’t even see the ad are you kidding me 🙄
Scammer!!
just
Cabinetry or cabinets 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
I watch her stories a couple of times a week, but I can barely do that anymore. She is just insufferable. The good morning whisper voice, the cups in her hand, the constant shilling, the fakeness oozing from her greasy pores. Today she paraded around her million dollar mansion showing off the extensive remodel and then she posts her collection of Gazelles. She's so materialistic it's sickening. How her followers continue to buy shit from her and support her lazy, gluttonous lifestyle is beyond me.
I haven’t watched her in at least a month. Not even on instastories. She is so hard to watch. The stupidity, the 24/7 infomercial, the outright lying, the homely filler face, the lack of grammar and spelling, the Hallmarky Movie acting that is their facade, the horrible and dated fashion and decor choices. It’s all gotten too bad to even cringe at so I catch up (ketchup) here. She’s just too fake tbh.
Agreed. She used to have a solid subscriber base of people who were genuinely interested in their remodeling projects, and many of the projects were extensive and smart from an improvement standpoint. Although, it was odd that most of the renovations (at least from what I remember) were exterior ones and now a random full interior gut on this house. I liked her content back then because it gave me ideas for my home, but then I started noticing so many abandoned projects, and a lot of work she claimed Marky was doing that little man simply could never do. Then she kind of lost it when learning that the universe doesn’t care about her or what she wants at all. I am beyond confused why someone would want a soggy mansion from 2003 that was used as a commercial property and backs up to a swampy pond, but hey, to each their own. I think the items she sells during her peak fabricated IVF times fund their life now. This current house and its surrounding projects are never ending…now they are talking about remodeling the pool, the barn isn’t finished, they have a gutted house…I think the trauma has caused irrational decisions and they are going to WASTE the rest of their 30’s drowning in unfinished projects, and that’s hard on any marriage.
Wow-so much to unpack here. First off, yes, you do look like a buttered baked potato. The slicked back hair does you no favors, and only makes your ears and nose look bigger. Second- this house is no where near finished-delusional much? And the “1800s” furniture/doors are only going to look like crap mixed with your cheap Walmart decor! Third-tell us more about how 2 people (TWO) need more storage in a kitchen! “We did also add a door”. Please just don’t talk, like anymore. And ps- I like Adidas, but those shoes are HIDEOUS!
🙌🏼💯
https://preview.redd.it/sxk7y5qlw09d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc2f4147d521c988593a4a32af972a475725baf LMAOOO first time since I’ve been following her I have finally got a response from her… aka “team”, I’m assuming. I know it’s from her “team” because you can see cars at her house in the chicken coop video of her feeding them poke bowl 😵💫 like what kind of response is that lol
Wow! She’s a bitch! She needs to be put on blast.
how condescending lol
Iris wishes you the best and is now apparently a full time *assistant* with the beverlin hills team 🥲🐄 https://preview.redd.it/qjz29gf6519d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=838cdf15e12e0191280a7af5a6521f4fe54efa78 Ahhsho, hope you're doing better and glad you're here! 🥰
That response is 1000% AI!! 😂
Eeeeee-yikes-he looks like shit! 💩 no Facetune for you!
First of all🤣🤣”why is that tooth grey”😂 I literally laughed out loud!! And what in the world is that response. It’s 100% not for Lurch, but still what is that
This is the same BS she sent the other lady -the teacher. It’s like a cut and paste response-blah blah blah. Verbal garbage.
Omg I must have missed what she said to the teacher
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Yes that was my response!! Same crap, and with a typo!
That’s definitely not her responding, there is an “an” in there and we all know she doesn’t know that word exists
Hahaha that’s actually comical. Those assistants are finally working. How sad is that, that you have to pay people to write stuff like this
Jfc, are you battling cancer? Did her assistant stalk your page to craft this obnoxious response? Does she really think miss homeschool dropout could write a response like this?
Lmao yes. I have battled it twice. I’m guessing she did stalk my page to write that lol and to know I was a mom
That is SO fucked up. I’m sorry. Whoever responds for this cunt just gaslights people and deflects from the REAL problem, 👉🏽Laura Beverlin👈🏽 Your question did not warrant a response like that. And if the person that responded reads here, FUCK YOU TOO 🖕🏽😊
I was actually disappointed in her response. I really just wanted to know why her tooth was grey 😂 or why does it keep turning grey?
I would have responded back, “So why is your tooth grey?” 😂
It was an honest question!! There was no need for all that verbal vomit. I would’ve replied “Thanks, but what about the tooth?” 💀🦷🤣
Good lord her assistants are as pathetic as her
Lurch can barely string together two coherent sentence, let alone write anything like that. And she definitely can’t punctuate to save her life. No way she wrote this and it’s comical she thinks anyone would believe she did.
WHY do you follow her? I don’t believe anyone on this page still would follow her
I don’t follow her either, but I’m still able to reply to her stories. I called her an idiot for bringing her coffee cup out to the farm when she claimed the pigs drank it and I got a similar response back.
Strange because I don’t follow her either and I’m constantly sending negative comments but they are all still unread.
Took me 4 years to get a reply. I also commented within 25 minutes of the story she posted complaining about the rain and her coffee, so I’m thinking maybe ppl who comment within a time frame or the first whatever number get replies. Like idk. I was shocked I got a reply.
Yeah, I was thinking this same thing
i dont follow her. i went there to comment
Passive aggressive ass response.
Sounds like she’s triggered too
What a greasy mess. That hair is oozing!
The level of confidence carrying those papers give her 😆
If the bay window was an octagon shape, it would have had 8 equal sides. I would be more concerned with the roof being put on rather than antique doors. She is trying to move into the TikTok world. Money must be going dry on IG. But guess what?!? This bitch blocked me on TikTok 😂🤣 ETA: This explains her new “act”, it’s all for TikTok.
Blocked too!🤣🤣time for a new account. 👏👏 TikTok will tear her apart. I don’t think she wants to go down that route.
I can’t wait! TikTok is vicious !! She can block but, it won’t stop people from making videos about her! 😂 You can view her TikToks from here. It’s amazing she has more likes and comments than followers. Already buying her engagement. https://www.xaller.com
I agree!!! I would love that for her!!! 😆👏🏼
Am I crazy or is this basically all the same stuff she showed us the last time she gave an update on the house? Nothing feels different compared to that. A couple more framed walls, but this feels almost verbatim what she said already. This is taking so long for nothing to be done.
And WHERE are the workers? I’ve never seen one
It’s Marky! He can do anything!
I thought the same. She drove to the house today, or a few days ago since she never posts in real time and made a bunch of reels. She was obviously working out of her car because she pulled something out that she was shilling. That Stanley crap. That’s why she had that poke bowl. Obviously she didn’t make it. It was takeout. I don’t feel she’s living there. It’s used as a set!
Probably why we haven't seen her make the bed in a while.🤷🏻♀️ it used to be a daily thing.
Maraca thinks her hair makes her look like a boss? Like a greasy mob boss? The boss of a car repair shop? The final boss of not showering?
What does that even mean? How does her hair look like a boss? She looks like a greasy mess
I wonder if they’re doing shorter cabinets so they can reach the top shelf without a ladder.
I just don’t understand why they need a kitchen or an area that big when she doesn’t even cook! Also, why does she need a big pantry when they never go grocery shopping because they are too lazy? And she keeps saying this and that “for entertaining”. She has no friends… she should say for her family or her paid employees.
But where will all the pickles goooooo
And they’re NEVER home
You mean they don’t need the big pantry to store their Kraft Italian dressing for chicken or frozen garlic bread or Mac and cheese from a box to entertain friends and family with?! Or loads of honey and maple syrup for their lattes?!
She’s made a lot of changes to her diet have you not been paying attention?! She’s healthy gluten and dairy free Laura now she doesn’t eat that stuff anymore… it’s all Armra colostrum and maple syrup lattes.
Snackies
I’m blaming it on her being delusional. They absolutely do not need a kitchen (or a house) that big. It’s a waste of money and a waste of what would be a beautiful home but they have no taste and are beige-ifying the whole thing into a tacky modern farmhouse flop.
I see we have churchy Lurchy today. Right on time for infertility sympathy clicks.
https://preview.redd.it/xqfw5sr9f09d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a189d53043d47865cecd71bbe10c19d1668e0803 I know anything goes with style, but this isn't style - this isn't anything.. her jeans looks ridiculous 🙄
In the Florida summer no less
Guess we know she didn't borrow them from Marky with all that extra cuff.
😭🤏🍤
Who wears jeans in Florida in the summer!!!
I live in Florida, not too far from her. It’s been soooooo hot. I bought dresses to wear because my jeans were sticking to me. She recently bought a TON of dresses/summer outfits from Target that she shilled. What happened to those? Oh wait, they’ve probably already been returned.
Skinny filter working overtime
Yeah - she proudly show it off as an OOTD
But marky thinks she looks like a boss in this OWFIT
He would know! 😦😖 sorry i had to 😂🥴 https://preview.redd.it/twtoxqnni09d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8cecc0dada603cf3ab4376928f51379264b282
Angel investor
🤮🤮
You can tell Marky has been out of the workforce for a longgggg time if he thinks Laura’s greasy hair makes her look like a “boss”
Ahhh my eyes!!!! Why was he wearing this 🤮🤮
🤣 I love it here
Gross🤢
“1800’s dressers”. No dumbass, they would be referred to as “19th century dressers”. Her vocabulary is literally what white trash who won the lottery sounds like. Oh wait….. :/
https://preview.redd.it/uotx3gryd09d1.png?width=1277&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b542c503f219de46f3897e0bae3909695044e07 I swear she’s trolling us with that 🤬 fingernail!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Yes, yes you do look like a potato Laura. A greasy ass potato 🫠
WTF is “colored wood”? What a jerk. She’s talking about antique doors and I can’t even stand looking at her because she gives that evil snarky smile. I just hate seeing this POS get any $. It’s undeserving and she needs to be fired because she sucks at her job
Why the fuck does she always stand to the right side of the camera? Fucking center it and don’t cut off half of yourself lurch. Jfc.
Who in their right mind would un-Bay a window?! Especially with that architectural style!
The same person that would PAINT a gorgeous wood fireplace AND wood floors
I wonder if they tore that out too
They would have been better off just buying land and building from scratch at this point
And matching what style? Squaring it off to take all character away??
If I have to hear one more time about them “squaring off” that bay window I’m going to lose it
Whoever is helping design their house definitely told her “you have to use your imagination” She probably thought “oh that’s a good thing to say” and now she says it on repeat
Inspo is her new go to word ahso!
I would not step one foot inside that house unless it was bulldozed and rebuilt bottom to top
Didn’t she do ads for essie?? Wonder why she is flaunting the horrible one nail after that…. Like that house plan slide was on full display.
https://preview.redd.it/uj8fi08x909d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de6bf1d68d8eeaf6aedc18e70170d8f69d5c698 Yuck!! Imagine the smell 🤢🤢🤢 and they were literally stuck to her legs! 😷😷
I’m disgusted by the fact that the shoes she was wearing around the farm are on the bed now. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Same! She lays with that blanket constantly!!
Maybe if her cankles weren't so big she could get them off herself lol
She’s sooooo fake and when she’s talking about her lip she is definitely imitating someone else. I can’t remember who, but the way she says “why? Why?” I wanted to slap her
Holy moly on the filter. Her legs are not that twig like. Get a grip on reality lurch
Kathleen Post is headed to France and she will have the complete OPPOSITE content from lurch. Can’t wait to see what she shares. Unlike our lil flurr-da bumpkin who only says look at this tourist trap.
Every time Lurch doesn’t get pregnant, I think “THIS is God’s plan”. Sorry but some people should not be parents, and no baby or child should be subjected to 24/7 filming of daily life so their parents can profit off them. It’s disgusting.
I honestly don’t think she could handle motherhood. It’s a 24/7 thankless job and extremely exhausting. It doesn’t care if you don’t feel good, or if you didn’t have your coffee yet, or if your period just came. It’s constant. I don’t think she can do something consistently. Especially something that has another human life depending on you.
https://preview.redd.it/xya3819qvz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a48c71e8e472d451b931416552fa6656da8f17 She legit looks cock eyed wtf 🥴
It’s her shtye
Cockeyed fool has the sun in her eyes…maybe…just maybe she should wear one of her dumbass ugly Diffy sunglasses. Even she doesn’t like them.
100 degrees wearing jeans! 🙄
Who the hell does that 🤦🏼♀️
What a photo!!!
Pink eye, lip bites, bad eggs…
What a wonderful start to a Dr. Seuss poem.
Bad eggs and ham
I love this place🤣🤣🤣
🏆😂
😂😭
https://preview.redd.it/bhwnqychkz8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5900697fe68fd39b99c76eac55ef40eb6216bcd1 Who the hell made this? Their chef??
That is from Poke Heaven. She sure shit didn't make that lol
It’s def take out lol
Probably got it at Publix -- you know chef malarkey has been too busy to cook 🥲
Krab
Her toes 🤮🤮
Feet back making their appearance! 🤮
Why are the cuffs of her jeans so big??😂
Because she’s OnLy five foot one 🙄
Why is she wearing jeans in Florida in June??
Why does she keep bringing her food and drinks outside with the farm animals??? I don’t even let my cat sit by me when I’m eating. Just when I think she cannot get any grosser, she manages to take it one step further.
Yes! This is so damn weird.
Looks like she was doing her “job” from the car today. It tells me she’s not living there.
Chopsticks outdoors? Give me a Fkn Break!
Like she can operate fucking chopsticks.
That Amazon bowl won’t sell itself, Fluffy Turnip!
must've skipped 7min abs this morning.. 😗 https://preview.redd.it/54p4fg2g9z8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef95b2a7da7ae84585e9115669e7e0438d2f0e6
Forget the "abs"... why the everloving fuck would anyone bring an open bowl of food to their dirty chicken kewp? She can't just eat it at the staging (er, guest) house? She HAS to eat while looking over chickens? Make it make sense!
I think she was eating outside because she truly doesn’t live there and seemed to be working from the car
she claims to have fed it to the chickens -- I wouldn't put anything past her though since she regularly carries an open coffee out there 🤢😅
I’ve never had chickens. But I’m assuming a poke bowl is not the best for them??
I had the same question. Is it normal to give chickens human food?
Actually chickens eat all kinds of scraps. Idk what she feeds them, but the poke bowl should be fine.
Right?! Lol wtf 😬😂
Ahhh thanks for the clarification! I didn't watch her stories and based my assumption on the screenshot, but like you said let's not put anything past this dirty hamster.
No prob! and right?! 😂😮💨🐹
Lmao she loves those pillow and has used them for years… yet these are brand new … WHERE are the ones she has used for years?! She is such a disgusting liar, I cannot stand her. She is one that needs to be cancelled.A normal influencer would say I bought these to try them because they had such a great reviews.
I actually messaged her “liar” and asked her why she’s whispering!!!!!
To be fair, she has shilled them before. On another note I thought she uses silk pillowcases…. 🤥
https://preview.redd.it/pwis9mw32z8d1.png?width=1177&format=png&auto=webp&s=25de3179c580736162830ef2fab2e80415d2b251 Still rockin that one nail
This would drive me fucking nuts
Same. I can’t have a nude color polish chipping off before it all has to go. 😖 or if one nail breaks, the rest of them get clipped/filed down. Drives me insane!
Why is this psycho so obsessed with feeding her petting zoo snackies?! The chickens would have been perfectly happy if you had stayed in your office watching them. They definitely don’t want to be bothered just for your content.
Because that’s the extent of her care for them. They have paid help that actually cares for the petting zoo.
I don’t even think any of these animals belong to her. I have a funny feeling this is all fake and for show
What does her team do when they plan content? Certainly she doesn’t just go rogue since she never posts in real time. So that means she’s paying people to approve of her posting about biting her lip. Wow. I’m in the wrong field apparently.
I can only imagine how bitchy she would be if they denied any of her recordings. I’m sure she is the boss from hell.
They just delete negative comments.
I think her team works harder being her “friends” than they do on her content.
The way she hid those pillow partner hashtags is so gross.
https://preview.redd.it/siklpmn9i09d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0254484c2153f76f39431de8aeb8a831dc3165 Literally can’t even see it. What’s the point of being this shady?
Why was she whispering again? She does that when she lies
I thought Beckham Hotel Collection should know 🤷🏻♀️
What do you mean?
Sent them a message on IG telling them she’s hiding their brand when doing their ad.
Omg good catch! Why does she do this?
So fucking shady. She’s disgusting
How is it even allowed? It’s ridiculous
It’s not. She can be reported to the FTC.
Imagine being so insanely dull that the only thing you can think to talk about is biting your lip.
I think she saw us discussing her excessively chapped lips yesterday and she’s trying to tell us that they aren’t chapped, she just keeps biting them.
Probably biting her lip bc your dentures are too big for her mouth and her lips are overly inflated.
Maybe she'll bite her hot dog lip again and it will deflate a little bit. Fingers crossed!! LOL
Let's hope! 🌭👄🤞
😂😂😂
Not dogging Brit at all - just wanted to show people that believe lurch isn't skinny filtering herself that it CAN be done and people do it all the time 🤷♀️🤥 https://preview.redd.it/i4oj7xdhry8d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1430dd737fa600610f030e8fef90a09693b4e3ce ETA - she looks fine - just like laura looks fine we're all fine 🥰
Poor Brit gets the most unflattering pics taken by paps. But she does have cellulite, as we all do. I just think she’s deeply insecure
me too ☹️ the only time I ever feel even remotely bad for a celeb is when they're getting absolutely hounded by paps -- like that time they almost made her drop Sean Preston 🥺
what!? are you sure the one on the right isn’t photo shopped 😯
Apparently the “stye” went away and her blood drawl bandage most likely fell off, so now she’s complaining about biting her lip. 🙄
If she wouldn’t have them blown up that far she wouldn’t have bit it.
She probably has canker sores from not brushing her teeth.
Another slow content day.... I bit my lip !??
She’s trying to make herself relatable to her peasant followers.
Probably going to try and sell an 'amazon cream' later for her *wound* 🙄😒
If she could slap gauze and a bandaid on it, she would.
Lumpy Lips, WTF!?? You went to an OBGYN for your yearly, allegedly. She obviously didn’t think you needed a lap for endometriosis so she referred you to someone else so you could be their problem. You can’t see this surgeon for a month. Now you are pretending you need your blood drawn weekly but haven’t told anyone why. You are either stressed because A) you know a lap for endo isn’t going to solve anything for you. B) you know the real diagnosis, DOR and it is getting harder to keep this lie up C) you have already received a donor egg and they are checking to make sure your levels keep increasing and you will try to play it off like you didn’t know.
Sadly, Lurch has demonstrated 5,000 times that she doesn’t understand how someone gets pregnant AT ALL.
Definitely C. Her nose (and ears) keep growing because of all the lies she can’t keep up with. 🙄
I’ll take C.
I see Jesssouthern (who is 40 by the way) had her baby Monday. I’m sure that sent her into a spiral 😵💫
Did you see the fangirls who commented under Laura's post? 🤦🏼♀️
Was that the day she made that crazy video of her getting caught in the rain?
So she’s redecorating her current office but the party barn/new offices are almost complete. How many fing offices does one person need?!? JFC.
And with content like hers… I don’t see why she’d need even one assistant. What are they assisting her with? Deleting her comments? Or photographing her? Both jobs her tapeworm of a husband can help with.
How many fing offices does one person that doesn’t work need? ****
im starting to think she really doesn’t want a child and this is all for click bait. Her actions show me this.
She doesn’t want to be a mom. She wants to be pregnant and have content to shill. She does not have a maternal bone in her body. She needs everything to always be about her and she would feel in competition with the child, especially for Marky’s attention. And God forbid she has a child with special needs or a disability. She would never be able to handle that. I believe Marky wants to be a dad. I think Lurch would be much happier traveling and living child free.
She can’t even get the mail from the mailbox, she really thinks she’s equipped to take care of child?! Absolutely mind blowing