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ZhiQiangGreen

You didn't move to a new home. You moved to an estate.


thesean366

And that’s not a lawn. That’s “the grounds”


woodyshag

You can no longer be called crazy, you are now eccentric.


Satiricalistic

Release the hounds!


falafelwaffle669

Right away Mr. Burns


ziomus90

Bro owns a park.


GettingTherapy

FR - my wife and I joke about walking the estate and we’re done in half the time as OP.


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MrGlipsby

Thanks! Looking forward to many years of fun with the kids back there.


deeho88

Can I be your kid? I come with 2 additional kids. I’ll bring some beer


Minimum-Order-8013

Nice yard, now wash your feet!


PeopleofYouTube

They get dirty from the mile walk from the house to the chair


Moist-Pickle-2736

That’s a lawn mower


iLuvTacoze

Right!? So many free feet pics lately!


Ok-Nefariousness8612

What size mow you running for all that ?


erbush1988

19 inch pusher... ...would not be something I would use on this lawn


Username_Used

1987 Snapper. Kid ten paces behind with a bubble mower.


MrGlipsby

60" deck on my Lazer Z. 5 acres in total on the lot, but 1.5 is wooded, so only mowing 3.5. Takes me around an hour and 20 minutes for mowing.


U3011

Not the OP, but I've got a little less land than him. Not all of it grass. I manage with a 54" Toro. It takes some time but it's manageable. The wide swath path cutters were way too out of my budget.


kmhurl6

How come nobody's blowing up about this guy's feet?! 🤣


erratic_calm

I’m just thinking about how sketchy that is to mow in sandals.


MrGlipsby

What's sketchy about mowing in sandals? It's not a walk behind.


erratic_calm

I wear closed toe shoes, hearing protection, gloves and glasses. I guess that makes me a nerd.


MrGlipsby

I do wear hearing and eye protection always. Usually do wear shoes.


erratic_calm

Cheers. Lawn looks great by the way. Enjoy!


kmhurl6

It's a riding mower at least 🤷🏼‍♀️


jexempt

you bastard that’s incredible.


OhhClock

That's not a lawn that's a field


MrGlipsby

It does need some tending to in terms of weeds and such. I need to learn about seeding and fertilizing, perhaps.


TravisWavis81

I think he meant in terms of size but yes seed and fertilize. Right now is the time before summer hits


Connie23

Beautiful! What state is this?


MrGlipsby

This is in South Louisiana.


ShiftHappened

How did I know. It’s got plantation vibes for sure. Beautiful property though.


DragonflyNo2188

ridiculous back yard. very jealous OP


NoSpecific1178

This sub is a hidden gem for feet pics.


Emergency_Brick3715

Where's the beer?


Vivid-Shelter-146

Nice little small tho


Bigtexasmike

Nice grass, but photo incomplete without a stogie and beverage of choice 🤣🔥💨💨


SleeperHitPrime

Get the right playlist or beverage and mowing this would be therapeutic AF.


MrGlipsby

What are all you ZTR guys doing drinking while cutting? I put a beer in the cup holder and it spilled everywhere while I was moving. Maybe I need a mixed drink in a Stanley mug instead!


SleeperHitPrime

Personally, I drink water mixed with Gatorade, no alcohol; my lawn is bumpy so I do have to pay attention snd have tossed my cup a couple times. I know where the bumps are but I’ve seen snakes on more than one occasion.


Edge8300

Your next job is sand leveling….as to not spill your drink of course.


MrGlipsby

Yeah, I have to keep both hands on steering all the time. Plenty of bumpy spots in this yard. Maybe one of those beer dispensing baseball helmets with the straws!


PenOnly856

Water mixed with Gatorade is the best. Especially yellow. Still plenty of sugar and flavor but way more hydrating. Especially ice cold!


SleeperHitPrime

Correct on all points, still plenty of sugar but I water it down; I actually use an old OJ jug with 3/4 water and 1 bottle of Gatorade. The first thing in my 32 oz yeti, is Ice.🍻. Yellow is my favorite!


PenOnly856

Solid.


Tenderloin66

Looks nice and peaceful. Congrats!


U3011

Looks great. Just love the trees on either side. So cozy.


RitoWalters

Lawn? Brother, that's a field.


notananthem

Dream mow


caniretirenowpls

That’s a beautiful park you have there. Imagine the 4th of July BBQ possibilities!


MrGlipsby

Thinking about doing a visqueen waterside down the slope for the kids!


Bulky_Promotion_5742

I’m seeing some Gridiron! Our family tackled though 😂good times!


PotentialWhich

For freeeee?!?!


Stairway_2_Devin

Looks great! Minus the dirty feet lol


Torta951

Nice!! What did you get the house for if you don’t mind me asking? I’m in California and my yard is tiny….


MrGlipsby

$500k


chaldaichha

It’s crazy that $500k barely gets you a condo in some cities, and elsewhere in the same country you can buy a 5 acre estate! Living the life!


simple_test

Everything about this is beautiful


Rimve02

Bro ready to lose some fingers


working925isahardway

Congrats man. That's the best pic u could possibly take. 1. Large ass lawn. 2. Well mowed. 3. No neighbors. 4. Feet up relaxing in the shade of big trees. Well done bro. Congrats. Only thing missing is a cold beer in the hand In the pic....


Fortunateoldguy

Wow. Enjoy. That’s beautiful


TravisWavis81

Please seed and fertilize and update in 1 month


sp0rtsfr3ak1750

This looks like Happy Gilmore’s grandmas backyard


FlimsyReindeers

I cannot believe people use heavy equipment without shoes. It’s so mind boggling to me lol. Congrats regardless


Dachawda

Yes daddy Candy


InsaneButtFart

that's an amazing property... congrats


someOfUsDontGet2Rest

Looks great! What area is this? I want to buy a house with a lawn this big lol 😂😂


MrGlipsby

South Louisiana!


PLAYA_HATA1

Preparing the polo grounds!


Dry_Ad3605

Billy Madison


taco_2325

OP, damn right it is. I only have two and it’s zen time!


Embarrassed-Water664

Damn, sasquatch, you ever think about shaving your feet?


JumpWise

How many acres is it , look gorgeous


MrGlipsby

5 total. 3.5 gets mowed


coolhand215

So much spaceeeeee


RonnieB435

If you build it, they will come.


PNWTangoZulu

This sub is just people showing off their multi million dollar homes


MrGlipsby

Not this one. Not even close.


trevorlayhe126548965

Looks great man! Congratulations, enjoy it


play_destiny

What a view! Update us with each season


MrGlipsby

Will do!


RelocatedBeachBum

For a second I thought you grabbed your lawn chair and decided to walk 3.7 miles away from your back door to sit down and enjoy the grass


Edge8300

LazerZ doubles as a sweet lawn throne! King of his castle right there. Thing of beauty!!


MrGlipsby

LOL! I do have some chairs behind where I took this pic next to my bonfire spot.


RelocatedBeachBum

Must be a scenic bonfire!


KidCancun007

Stop with the feet pics. Unless ur a hot woman leave them out of the pic. Nice lawn


Somecivilguy

Use some of that space for a native prairie.


12345-password

Trying this on half of my 6 acres but it's very time consuming and very expensive. Dealing with invasives is a full time job. It's not something to do unless you have a LOT of spare time or you'll end up with something worse for the environment than the mowed grass.


Somecivilguy

It’s not that time consuming if you are just removing grass.


raypell

I have slight;y less than one acre with a few obstacles ,(trees, electrical box , a few fence posts). I use a ariens 52” Kawasaki powered mower, not counting string trimming or edging or the occasional weeding, it takes me 1 hour plus from the time I start it up to the time I put it away, which includes oil check and blowing the blower off of all debris and plugging it back in to my NOCO charger. No way is this taking an hour unless you have a super powered like a slag or a grasshopper


Somecivilguy

I’m also not talking about mowing. Why are people making all these assumptions? I never said an hour. I know it’s time consuming but nothing impossible. Removing sod with a sod remover. I never even said the whole yard either. Just a patch.


12345-password

I dont think you realize how big a few acres is and how difficult it is to stop it from being overrun by Bradford pears, white mulberry, burning bush, and honeysuckle. Or whatever your local overrunning invasive is.


Somecivilguy

I very much do. But I was never talking about a few acres. Just a small patch


TruculentBellicose

Is this a farm? How much does a 5 acre lot with a house cost in Louisiana? Do you have staff? Maintaining everything must be a full time job for a team of people, no?


MrGlipsby

Not a farm, but there are cattle next door to us. I maintain this myself. It's a few hours of work per week. House is 3,800 sq. ft. + the 5 acres. Was right at $500k.


TruculentBellicose

Thanks. I'm in the Vancouver, Canada region and I had to pay so much for a fraction of what you have there. You are living my dream.


LeRosbif49

I’m all for lawn care. I just never quite understood the need for an acre or more of finely cut grass


MrGlipsby

It's certainly not for everyone. I grew up on a 3 acre tract surrounded by woods, and have been acclimated to yard maintenance from an early age. It's incredibly peaceful to sit in the shade and just look at the yard. Being along the Gulf Coast we get lots of tropical storm activity, hurricanes, etc. That's honestly the worst part about it. Having to handle lots of downed limbs from wind takes more time and effort than anything. Luckily my 16 year old is becoming quite the helper.


IN4M

NICE FEET!