Whilst sitting at a bar the other day, I overheard a gentleman refer to his 'Lady-Friend', and without thinking, I replied with 'He's just trying to help her conceive, man!'. The guy got the reference and chuckle.
Sometimes when someone is being especially difficult or demanding I’ll mutter “Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”
I often say "hey, that's your name dude!" (Something on TV says Josh, and my husband who is sitting with me is named Josh for example) I'm pretty sure no one gets the reference, but I enjoy it nonetheless. Lol
I use "that must be exhausting" a lot at work.
Or, when I'm folding 900 small items of kid clothes every day, I always go "dirty undies, dude, did laundry. The whites."
1. Ah, fuck it.
Then my buddy replies: Oh, fuck it! Yes, that’s your answer! That’s your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!
2. Far out, far fucking out!
3. Are you ready to be FUCKED mang?
A lot ins, a lot of outs, lot of what have yous... I use this a lot when the conversation requires something I don't what to elaborate on because it is exhausting... You know... A lot of strands in old duders head
Johnny Carson said the exact same thing with the exact same intonation or inflection long before Walter. Was Johnnny Carson the source and/or inspiration for the line and inflection?
“It’s always a travesty with you!” To my husband. There is no better quote than that for the things he does. And he accepts that.
This saying is said by The Dude while Walter tries to scatter Donnie’s ashes and the wind blows them back in everyone’s faces. This had to be my favorite scene in the movie.
“That’s why they call me I am expert.”
“The baah’s ovah thahr.”
“Oh is that what this is a picture of?” (I actually work with artists.)
“I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.”
Honestly there are a bunch…
You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
I use this one s ton too
Your phone’s ringing, dude
This is actually my ringtone
I just downloaded and set my ringtone to this. I've thought about it before but you inspired me to pull the trigger.
Mine too brother, mine too.
Where ya goin, dude?
“I’m going home, Donny!
I use this one enough a d nobody ever gets it
That must be exhausting
At work in meetings - a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous.
Lotta strands in old Duder’s head.
I use this I’m job dealing with large infrastructure/engineering/projects.
I like "strikes and gutters, ups and downs"
Well, Dude, we just don’t know.
I feel like this is the guaranteed 40 karma response to any post in this sub
Well, Dude, we just don’t know.
“That’s a bummer man”
This is mine. Has such broad applications
New shit has come to light.
I’m assuming you mean outside of dropping the F-bomb countless times a day. I’m starting to use ‘That must be exhausting’ more frequently.
Do ya have to use so many cuss words?
The fuck you talking about
Have yer way, dude…
Do you have to use so many curse words?
"That's fucking interesting, man, that's fucking interesting."
I say this so much that now “MY WIFE” also says “that’s fucking interesting, man.”
My *WIFE* is not the issue here…
In the parlance of our times
Calmer than you.
are.
I am the Walrus.
Shut the fuck up Donny.
Same. I just squish it all together though, in a calmer'nyouare slur
Waving slurs around.
I guess we can close the file on that one!
I use this at work almost daily.
Oh, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
This 🫱🏻🫲🏾
My wife says this at least once a day I think.
I use this at work constantly
Nothing is fucked here
nothing is FUCKED?!
The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain
Am I wrong?
You’re not wrong, @objective-pin-1045, you’re just an asshole
There's a beverage here, man
that's like...your opinion, man
Yes, but you have to get all the words and pauses just right. “Yeah? Well, you know, that’s just like uh, your opinion, man.”
I use it all the time, quite often at work as a high school teacher...Most of the kids have no idea where it comes from.
I came here to say this. I have it on a button attached to my bag, too.
Tattoo it on your forehead!
We need to have a talk about your flair.
He's obviously not into that while brevity things.
My WIFE is not the issue.
Sounds like she might be the issue.
What happened to her undies, Walter?👙
I tend bar at bowling alley so we squeeze a lot in but mostly "phone's ringin' dude"
Is your name Gary? If so, can I get another Caucasian?
That's right dude
Friend like these, huh Gary?
Two oat sodas, Gary
Can't believe I didn't see anyone else say it. "Not the preferred nomenclature" is a daily one for me.
What do you need that for, Dude?
This had not occurred to us dude.
...if you're not into the whole brevity thing
Ah, fuck it
oh yeah tattoo it to your forehead!
Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!
 I make this face tens of times a day
lol same
What in gods holy name are you blathering about!?
Parles usted ingles!?
Whilst sitting at a bar the other day, I overheard a gentleman refer to his 'Lady-Friend', and without thinking, I replied with 'He's just trying to help her conceive, man!'. The guy got the reference and chuckle.
I use "special lady friend" when the opportunity presents itself
Well, dude, we just don't know. Usually to my wife. Edit: Also, "I'll be there, man."
What are you, a fucking Park Ranger now?
Do you see what happens, Larry?
What the fuck are you talking about?
God DAMMIT!
Bunch of fucking amateurs. Amateurs.
They send us a toe and we're supposed to shit our pants?
You would be in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.
He's a good man, and thorough.
"Thor-uh"
This is the one. A friend of mine was congratulated by a coworker for being promoted to a supervisor position recently and I said this.
This aggression will not stand, man...
Sometimes when someone is being especially difficult or demanding I’ll mutter “Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”
that's pretty daring 😛
I got a rash, man.
You’re obviously not a golfer.
I’m stayin. I’m finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.
"Hey I think we need to..." We?? What the fuck 'WE???'
I’m dying to drop ‘the royal we’ in a conversation.
You know, the editorial…
I'll be there, man
8 year olds dude!
Wh…what day is this?
I often say "hey, that's your name dude!" (Something on TV says Josh, and my husband who is sitting with me is named Josh for example) I'm pretty sure no one gets the reference, but I enjoy it nonetheless. Lol
and that's cool!
Near the in and out.
I'll ask my wife if she wants a drink, and she will sometimes reply with "I'll have a Caucasian Gary." My name is not Gary 🙂
Keeper
… in the parlance of our times.
Excuse me, DEAR?
I'll be there, man.
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
Not an exact quote but I often reference "having to keep my mind limber"
I use "that must be exhausting" a lot at work. Or, when I'm folding 900 small items of kid clothes every day, I always go "dirty undies, dude, did laundry. The whites."
Oh separate incidents!
This is our concern, Dude.
Mind if I do a J?
I’ve been with my wife for 10 years now and she just recently learned that I don’t actually hate the Eagles.
To randos on the street, it’s gotta be, “And a good day to you, sir!”
Fucking a
I pretty much say "I need to find a cash machine" anytime I am with friends and we see a hot girl.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie (or other names, or whatever is making noise)
"I am the walrus". I'll just throw that into the conversation at an odd angle sometimes. It gets me out quick.
Whenever someone says "fuck it" I like to through yes, fuck it. That's your generation's answer for everything isn't it?"
"you're not WRONG Walter...". I almost never finish the line and it's almost better when the person doesn't get the reference.
Oh Jesus, what’s that smell?
Far out. Followed by an optional 'man'.
Fuck it.
Oh no, he has health problems
This isn’t nam Smokey, there are rules.
_____ is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Fuckin amateurs
Mark it a zero!
You said it, man!
Fuck!
You're out of your element
I can’t be worrying about that shit. Life goes on, man.
UZI!?!
I did not know that
Far out. Far fucking out.
Has the whole world gone crazy?!
The dude abides
“That’s marvelous” And “That had not occurred to us, Dude.”
Human Paraquat!
I can get you a toe
You human paraquat!!!
And thats cool!
“Obviously you’re not a golfer.” Anytime someone says or does something out of place.
“I did not know that” especially when I slam the fridge door
Nice marmot
These rich fucks.... this whole fuckin' thing....
'im sorry, I wasn't listening'
"the bums will always lose, do you hear me sir? the bums will always lose"
Listen lady, I had buddies lay face down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant
Like, that's just your opinion, man!
Far out (man) Dude talking to his landlord I add the (man) but channel the Dude
Hey…Dude…tomorrow’s already the 10th.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Shut the F up Donny
Fuck it.
They got us workin’ in shifts!
Either “Donny, please…” or “I’m finishing my coffee…”
"Enjoying my coffee " is one of my go tos
I can get you a toe!
I can get you a toe!
Am I wrong?
Where’s the money Lebowski?
1. Ah, fuck it. Then my buddy replies: Oh, fuck it! Yes, that’s your answer! That’s your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! 2. Far out, far fucking out! 3. Are you ready to be FUCKED mang?
“Went alright. Dude’s car got a little dinged up.” After a shitty day at work
A lot ins, a lot of outs, lot of what have yous... I use this a lot when the conversation requires something I don't what to elaborate on because it is exhausting... You know... A lot of strands in old duders head
It’s just like your opinion, man…
This is our concern, dude.
“This (blank) is ludicrous!” Sometimes I’ll add in “You can guess what happens next.” If it fits.
Calmer than you are.
“…in the parlance of our times.” At least 3 times a week.
Oh, fuck it, eh?
I think the phrase, "well, that's just like, your opinion, man" at least once a day
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
Holy shit. I speak Lebowski a lot more than I thought…
Calmer than you are. And no, I don’t expect anyone around to get the reference.
That _____ really tied/ties the room together. The more mundane the better.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Johnny Carson said the exact same thing with the exact same intonation or inflection long before Walter. Was Johnnny Carson the source and/or inspiration for the line and inflection?
“It’s always a travesty with you!” To my husband. There is no better quote than that for the things he does. And he accepts that. This saying is said by The Dude while Walter tries to scatter Donnie’s ashes and the wind blows them back in everyone’s faces. This had to be my favorite scene in the movie.
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
“That’s why they call me I am expert.” “The baah’s ovah thahr.” “Oh is that what this is a picture of?” (I actually work with artists.) “I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.” Honestly there are a bunch…
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
"That's just like your opinion, man."
Have it your way dude . Brings a lot of disagreements to the runaway for a soft landing. Even with the special lady friend.
"I went out, and achieved anyway" Usually after work when Im asked how my day was lol
Far out.
This aggression will not stand, man
Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.
That’s just like your opinion man…
“[he’s a good man…and] thorough.” I just say “thurrah” a lot in Maude’s accent.
"New shit has come to light, man!" or "Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta strands in old Duder's head."
Calmer than you
“(He’s) a real reactionary.”
This isn’t Vietnam, there are rules.
That's just, like, your opinion, man
Well that’s just like your opinion man
"after the what have you" *gestures towards whatever's actively going on*