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BigApple29

Updateโ€ฆ itโ€™s not going well https://preview.redd.it/fnyj3a8s0suc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9ba9fd03aae3d5b67bc836890e3cd350d544a6


chili-gritty-mariner

I don't get how that initial exchange went down but this screenshot actually made sense to me. Wow!


jowick2815

Is this an accurate translation?: I assume there was more chat between the pics too https://preview.redd.it/alcek5w7hvuc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc01298d82ee7844e600d34f7505a3699ebed637


intrudingturtle

The real hero


Kok-jockey

Amazing. People who can translate modern hieroglyphics are a treasure.


New_Dimension2977

Is that top, bottom and side?


rehpotsirhc

Switch/vers I think


ImJustBonk

might mean blue eyes and green eyes and the arrows means fucking they ask which position and up chart means top and blue chart means bottom


elttvb

Can we get update plz


satyris

They're now married and trying for kids


Sammeeeeeee

U mean ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ถ


elttvb

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿคฎ


satyris

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆโณ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ถ


SashasStitches

โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ถ


confusedredditor_69

๐Ÿ˜”


AdventurousAddition

I was kinda liking this until he got upset you were going to bed. What were your feelings prior to the rude ending?


BigApple29

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘


jowick2815

Idk the way I interpreted it, he was saying he wanted to fuck you, then you got angry


Spaceface42O

But it was in fluent emoji, unbroken. We need to send this to a team of linguistic anthropologists ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


Spaceface42O

This is completely unhinged and I'm totally here for it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘


jmanisweird

How the Egyptians used to hookup


Similar-Leg-8378

Bro that wasnโ€™t necessary


buckinghamnicks75

๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคจ


NoxRose

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป๐Ÿคซ


Razdain

Omg is happening!! I'm too old now. I don't understand any of this.


ComfortableDoug85

I feel that way anytime I hear a Gen Z speak. I'm 38.


tortugaysion

I feel that way anytime I hear a Gen Z speak. I'm 21.


Marvin_4

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซ‚


[deleted]

Are you ancient egyptians?


wickedrich

โฌ‡๏ธโ†˜๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’จ


rvmpleforeskin

Punching the fart box? ๐Ÿคฃ


greggfarell

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘€


[deleted]

Peak romance. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’•


Viparita-Karani

I would definitely hook up with him after this.


Parsival-

โฌ†๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ


HawkeyeHunter097

Somehow I knew I'll find it here, take my upvote helldiver!


Piplup_parade

Little do you know, but you actually just signed up for a timeshare


Remote-Attention1754

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ, ๐Ÿ’ฐ


arepademalditasea

least unhinged Grindr exchange


FlynnXa

Ancient Egyptians be like-


Drink_Covfefe

Trump truth social stocks๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


wartortoll

So like you went to lea michelle's school of emojimatics?


greggranolaclusters

Sorry but are you calling in a strategem?


HauntingShip85

Maybe even might be love


Tx_monster

For sure.


noeinan

I understand everything except the circles and triangles


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


noeinan

So green balls are a green light to cum ๐Ÿค”


AriesGeorge

Was he hot though?


poppergoon

This is genious


Jfunkindahouse

I think emojis are the new hieroglyphics.


fairykingz

I wish people talked like this to me๐Ÿฅฒโ™ฅ๏ธ


awcr

Is this a version of reformed Egyptian? Iykyk


Intelligent-Layer248

Dear Christ. Itโ€™s like trying to read Egyptian hydrographs๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป


DarkenedX08_

Don't yuou mean hydroflasks?


NoxRose

Did you mean to say haemoglobincans?