7. I want to talk to Bilbo and worst case Saruman dominates the conversation, but he's still got a ton of good stories. Plus if you buddy up to him, he can absolutely talk the flight attendant into giving you free drinks.
If you have anxiety on flights 4 is the choice, just have Witch King knock you out with Black Breath and you'll be at your destination before you know it.
Grima may have been a man of Rohan once, but he never goes outside unless he absolutely has to. Good chance he doesn’t stink, even if he is greasy. You might still have to worry that he and Saruman might have a devious plan to take over the row, but of the bad guys they’re the most reasonable, and if everyone is behaving they’re among the most likely to have brought something you might actually want. Besides, with Grima in front of you he can’t stab you in the back, which is his only attack.
With Bilbo and Merry nearby you’re guaranteed snacks, and probably some halfling leaf if this is one of those open-air Eagle Airlines. 7 for me
Also why would Saruman be bothered about some random dickhead on a plane?
He wasn’t exactly evil, his mind was just twisted by Sauron until he couldn’t see the madness of his method.
I love that 3 is a similar option but nobody wants that. Bilbo is a great choice. Everyone else has pointed out that most on this list may smell. Denethor likely doesn't smell and would have similar great stories and intelligent conversation to Saruman. Denethor is likely less evil than saruman. But everyone on this thread would prefer to sit with Saruman because
1) Denethor is an ass.
2) Christopher Lee
Honestly the worst part about seat 7 is that Grima seems like the kinda person to drape his greasy hair over the back of his seat right into your face.
Absolutely 7 is the best choice, no contest. Both Bilbo and Sauraman would have wild stories, and i think Saruman wouldn't dominate the conversation as much as you'd think, in fact I think he'd take an interest in all of the wild shit Bilbo has gotten up to. If anything, you could even sit back a bit and just let them talk over you and listen in.
Plus, if you get bored, you can always punch Wormtongue in the back of the head for entertainment. He's a sniveling bitch so it's not like he'd do anything about it.
Came onto the thread to say I'd pick 7 to save Bilbo from having to listen to Saruman the whole flight, and then I saw this right at the top lol.
We're all sharing a braincell on this one. Beautiful.
Same but I reckon Saruman would immediately put on an eye mask and pretend to be dead to the world for the entirety of the flight and I feel like I could basically bully bilbo to give up more leg room and either talk or be completely silent for the flight.
7 is absolutely the best call here.
If nothing else, I'm positive Saruman can behave himself on a flight. He's evil, sure, but I think he believes in decorum.
1. The King of the dead will get bored in the first few minutes of the flight and just leave the plane and zip away to where ever he wants to go, leaving the seat next to me empty
I totally agree. My top choice was 1, because I'm pretty sure neither of those dudes would be interested in talking.
My 2nd choice would be 7 obviously.
_*Let me tell the tale of the family my ghost army murdered when they got lost and found their way into my lair. Hey, we warned them! Put up a sign and everything!!*_
You'd only think this ride would be quiet. Truth is you're sitting between two semi-incorporeal entities who never get to hang out with anyone outside the office, but basically both do the same job. One is going to harumph or something, and the other one is going to go 'Fucking ectoplasm, amirite?' 'Oh my lord of the rings, totally!' Then one will buy the other a martini and they'll talk nonstop about bitter work relationships and celebrity ghost gossip.
Seat 2, however, ain't nobody got nothing in common, and Sam's got your back. Look out the window and enjoy the ride.
Understandable, though the Mouth of Sauron will be sitting right behind you. That would be a very unpleasent feeling for me exactly because I can't see him, but know he's there.
Probably 5 because I can just give Sméagol my nasty airline foodses still raw and wriggling. Faramir would make for great conversation across the aisle and if anything the witch king would be more interested in Sméagol because he’s more interested in the precious than I am.
Don't hurt us! Don't let them hurt us, precious! They won't hurt us will they, nice little hobbitses?We didn't mean no harm, but they jumps on us like cats on poor mices, they did, precious.And we're so lonely, gollum. We'll be nice to them, very nice, if they'll be nice to us, won't we, yes, yess.
7
Because I guarantee that thorin oakenshield will be standing on a chair berating one of those bitches by the three hour mark, and the snarky running commentary from merry, bilbo and saruman when he does would be absolutely hysterical.
I feel like 7 wouldn't be too bad of an option. Saruman might be an evil guy but I feel like he's refined enough not to interfere with my sleep or me doing crosswords or sudoku from a newspaper. Bilbo probably would appreciate being left to himself too and I'd happily oblige.
Saruman probably smells good. At first I thought, nah, he's in them robes all day, then i thought no wait, he meets with world leaders and has impeccable hair. He probably smells like cloves and pipe tobacco.
Definitely has good stories.
Window seat *and* you get to sing loudly about goblin town the whole flight — what's not to love? Plus you've got Sam in front of you and he's definitely not putting the seat back
It isn’t even that bad. The goblin king is horrible, but still one of the best villains to sit next to. He’s filthy but also funny and a great speaker, while the others are just filthy.
6, obviously. Hobbit in front, Hobbit behind, aisle seat: I have the best chance to have some space. Grins is a wimp, Merry and me will have no trouble shutting him up.
Possibly. But I much prefer annoying neighbor to physical pain. So I will stay in the middle of the short fuckers and happily spend the next 20 hours putting down Wormtounge.
Absolutely 1. I think the King of the Dead would keep to himself or be hilariously sarcastic about the other passengers. Sam would have the best plane snacks and the seasoning to make the in-flight meal taste good, and I'd happily chat to Faramir for a flight.
5. Aisle seat, b nice to Gollum and don't make him guess what I have in my pockets and he will be sweet. (Make note to leave rings at home). And across from Samwise and Faramir, so if he does start acting up I have the two people most likely to stand up to him right there. Possessed King Theoden will sleep the whole time anyway.
Seat 1 I’m next to two things who take up no room at all
Runner up: Seat 3, next to a small hobbit and a grumpy man who definitely won’t talk to me or anyone near him unlike Saruman who would keep asking Grima for things
2. Or 7.
The Goblin King is a fancy-pants gentleman! And as a goblin/gremlin myself, we’d get along very very well.
Plus I really love his rendition of the song.
2 or 5. 5 is extremely tempting because I actually love Gollum but unless the Witch King only uses actual speech I would throw myself out of a window at 20,000 feet, I *absolutely cannot handle* the Nazgûl shriek.
7. Bilbo will have the stories and saruman probably has some crazy stories too. Hell we can ask him if there was anything embarrassing Gandalf has done.
7. Bilbo would be a good laugh, Saruman has great knowledge of many things, and the likely differences in opinion between the two would probably make for lively debate and conversation.
1 is the only correct answer. Dead Men of Dunharrow GHOSTS that will not hog the center arm rest. Faramir/ Sam behind to chill with and that creepy ass mouth of Sauron as far away as possible
1, 6 & 7 would make for some incredible conversations
3 is completely out cause I have sensory issue around eating food and Denethor is a mood killer
4 is another nope just because Thorin seems like a tremendous bore and I feel like Angmar would reach over me to throttle him
2, nope. If you chose 2 because of proximity to Samwise, think about how much interaction you ever have with the person in the seat in front of you.
5 is only kind of mid; Faramir seems cool but a dork and who would want to sit next to some fidgety twat with a persistent hacking cough?
That means I’m going for conversation, and of the three (1, 6 & 7) I’d have to choose 1. I’d probably have to fight for the armrest (This armrest is made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it) but otherwise I bet he and Angmar could swap war stories from the 1st Age that would be fascinating to hear.
No, no, that won't be necessary, I'm sure I can keep up on foot. I've done my fair share of walking holidays, you know. I even got as far as Frogmorton once.
7. But then I'd go back 2 rows and ask the Orc if he wants to swap and sit beside Saruman. I won't get a window or aisle seat, but I'll be sandwiched between Pippin and Gandalf.
7. I want to talk to Bilbo and worst case Saruman dominates the conversation, but he's still got a ton of good stories. Plus if you buddy up to him, he can absolutely talk the flight attendant into giving you free drinks. If you have anxiety on flights 4 is the choice, just have Witch King knock you out with Black Breath and you'll be at your destination before you know it.
It’s 7 for sure. That’s also the only seat that doesn’t stink like a dumpster full of cheese.
But with Grima in front of you? He stinks of horse, and you KNOW he is the type to recline his seat all. the. way.
It's Wormtongue. You kick the seat once and he goes to hide in the toilet for the rest of the flight.
Grima may have been a man of Rohan once, but he never goes outside unless he absolutely has to. Good chance he doesn’t stink, even if he is greasy. You might still have to worry that he and Saruman might have a devious plan to take over the row, but of the bad guys they’re the most reasonable, and if everyone is behaving they’re among the most likely to have brought something you might actually want. Besides, with Grima in front of you he can’t stab you in the back, which is his only attack. With Bilbo and Merry nearby you’re guaranteed snacks, and probably some halfling leaf if this is one of those open-air Eagle Airlines. 7 for me
No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well wishers or distant relations!
I don't think Bilbobot wants to fly with us. :(
I do believe you made that up.
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Great point. But I’d rather not have him ~~in front of~~ BEHIND me. He’s a little back-stabby.
Joking So you want the back stabber behind you Sarcastically Well I don't see a flaw with that
Also why would Saruman be bothered about some random dickhead on a plane? He wasn’t exactly evil, his mind was just twisted by Sauron until he couldn’t see the madness of his method.
I think Saruman would be fascinating to talk to. As long as he didn’t turn me into anything… unnatural.
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Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!
Seems like Bilbo doesn't want you next to him
Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!
He's repeated this type of dialogue like 4 times here. Bilbo hates this thread.
You shouldn't have done that. It's bad luck.
See? Hates it here.
Bilbo’s just mad because Gandalf invited him on this flight but then got a seat sitting two rows away. Classic Gandalf.
Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!
I hope Gandalf didn’t bring his fireworks on the plane this time
“Any drinks or snacks?” “What do you serve?”
SA-RU-MAN Brand of pretzels.
I love that 3 is a similar option but nobody wants that. Bilbo is a great choice. Everyone else has pointed out that most on this list may smell. Denethor likely doesn't smell and would have similar great stories and intelligent conversation to Saruman. Denethor is likely less evil than saruman. But everyone on this thread would prefer to sit with Saruman because 1) Denethor is an ass. 2) Christopher Lee
I was going 3 until I realized the aisle was between you & Bilbo, not a fan of talking across the aisle for hours. Worth it for Bilbo!
I can see a lake! And a river.
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Literally every other option you are sitting next to someone who guarantee smells or is scary as hell.
Honestly the worst part about seat 7 is that Grima seems like the kinda person to drape his greasy hair over the back of his seat right into your face.
I agree with all of that. Plus you can kick Grima’s chair a lot.
That was honestly my first reason for picking the chair.
Absolutely 7 is the best choice, no contest. Both Bilbo and Sauraman would have wild stories, and i think Saruman wouldn't dominate the conversation as much as you'd think, in fact I think he'd take an interest in all of the wild shit Bilbo has gotten up to. If anything, you could even sit back a bit and just let them talk over you and listen in. Plus, if you get bored, you can always punch Wormtongue in the back of the head for entertainment. He's a sniveling bitch so it's not like he'd do anything about it.
You guys are all insane. I would sit next to ANYONE in an aisle seat to avoid a middle seat.
Thank you! I don't care if I'm sitting between Gandhi and Jesus I'm not trying to sit in a middle seat for 20 hours
I chose 7, but only because they are both small. and likely smell the best.
Saruman is the most likely to bathe ahead of time for sure.
Came onto the thread to say I'd pick 7 to save Bilbo from having to listen to Saruman the whole flight, and then I saw this right at the top lol. We're all sharing a braincell on this one. Beautiful.
I feel like Bilbo and I could share knowing looks and a smirk when Saruman got too pompous, it would be great.
7 is best choice, definitely want to talk to Bilbo;)
No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well wishers or distant relations!
What about new friends??
Same but I reckon Saruman would immediately put on an eye mask and pretend to be dead to the world for the entirety of the flight and I feel like I could basically bully bilbo to give up more leg room and either talk or be completely silent for the flight.
1 would be so chaotic
0, it’s the one in 1st class next to Lady Galadriel.
7 is absolutely the best call here. If nothing else, I'm positive Saruman can behave himself on a flight. He's evil, sure, but I think he believes in decorum.
1. The King of the dead will get bored in the first few minutes of the flight and just leave the plane and zip away to where ever he wants to go, leaving the seat next to me empty
Okay, lets say he can't leave, would you still pick 1?
I, personally, think he wouldn't be very interested in any sort of discussion. So I'd be able to just sleep through the entire thing.
The dead do not suffer the living to sleep
And dont forget that he is a ghost, so you both can use elbow rest at the same time.
I totally agree. My top choice was 1, because I'm pretty sure neither of those dudes would be interested in talking. My 2nd choice would be 7 obviously.
Yes. I bet The King of the Dead has some wicked stories that he finds funny but are actually super dark yet entertaining
_*Let me tell the tale of the family my ghost army murdered when they got lost and found their way into my lair. Hey, we warned them! Put up a sign and everything!!*_
At the very least, you wouldn’t be feeling his elbow in your side and you can share the armrest.
I'd be putting the armrest up and lying down across both seats. He is ethereal. He'll also decline all service as he can't ingest food or drink.
Best plane ride ever. He could still accept and then you get double...
Witch King, though. With every scream, he induces fear in you. Unless your name is Norman.
I don’t think it matters where you’re sitting for that though.
Looks like you have an aisle between you, though.
I agree, I reckon the witch king isn't bothered with conversation either but asking him to move to take a piss might be awkward
Think of the leg room
You'd only think this ride would be quiet. Truth is you're sitting between two semi-incorporeal entities who never get to hang out with anyone outside the office, but basically both do the same job. One is going to harumph or something, and the other one is going to go 'Fucking ectoplasm, amirite?' 'Oh my lord of the rings, totally!' Then one will buy the other a martini and they'll talk nonstop about bitter work relationships and celebrity ghost gossip. Seat 2, however, ain't nobody got nothing in common, and Sam's got your back. Look out the window and enjoy the ride.
No seat choice next to Gandalf is harsh
Between Pippin and Gandalf is the spot
Change seat with Pippin and Gandalf will probably throw him out of the plane within an hour. Boom, more leg-space.
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8 - Gandalf's lap
3, unless they're serving tomatoes
3, not because of Bilbo or Denethor, but because I want to spend the whole flight kicking the seat in front of me.
Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!
Well good afternoon in my area… lol
I think I’d take 7 for that reason
Understandable, though the Mouth of Sauron will be sitting right behind you. That would be a very unpleasent feeling for me exactly because I can't see him, but know he's there.
He'd be in front of you, top of the chart is front of the plane
3, because maybe he'll share his tomatoes with me (I'm the more favourite son)
Probably 7. The rest prob. Smell horrible. Honestly that's going to be on stanky flight
Definitely 7! I wanna hear the tragedy of dark plagueis the wise.
I mean atleast I don't have to see denthor chow down on cherry tomatos
Wrong frenchise, wrong character, perfect intent.
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Probably 5 because I can just give Sméagol my nasty airline foodses still raw and wriggling. Faramir would make for great conversation across the aisle and if anything the witch king would be more interested in Sméagol because he’s more interested in the precious than I am.
Only seat on the plane where you can talk to a man of fucking quality.
No, no, never! He's lost his Precious.
I’d be trying to join the mile high clurb with Faramir. Then I’d come back and get into some riddles with Smeag
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Don't hurt us! Don't let them hurt us, precious! They won't hurt us will they, nice little hobbitses?We didn't mean no harm, but they jumps on us like cats on poor mices, they did, precious.And we're so lonely, gollum. We'll be nice to them, very nice, if they'll be nice to us, won't we, yes, yess.
7 because I'd love to be in the middle of a debate about the Halfling's leaf
7 Because I guarantee that thorin oakenshield will be standing on a chair berating one of those bitches by the three hour mark, and the snarky running commentary from merry, bilbo and saruman when he does would be absolutely hysterical.
I feel like 7 wouldn't be too bad of an option. Saruman might be an evil guy but I feel like he's refined enough not to interfere with my sleep or me doing crosswords or sudoku from a newspaper. Bilbo probably would appreciate being left to himself too and I'd happily oblige.
Saruman probably smells good. At first I thought, nah, he's in them robes all day, then i thought no wait, he meets with world leaders and has impeccable hair. He probably smells like cloves and pipe tobacco. Definitely has good stories.
what are you doing?
Minding my business.
I just wanna say that, wherever this plane’s going, it’s not gonna make it…
so true XD
2. Windows seat.
Good luck climbing over the Goblin King when you need to take a leak during the 20 hour flight.
And you KNOW Bombur is going to recline his seat as much as possible
Came here to say, “What kind of absolute psychopath even makes 2 and option, let alone wants to sit there?!?” Well…
Window seat *and* you get to sing loudly about goblin town the whole flight — what's not to love? Plus you've got Sam in front of you and he's definitely not putting the seat back
Whole flight is going to be singing “Down, Down to Goblin Town “ as we land!
I would pick 2 for the conversation, and Sam might have snacks
Out of all these options you pick the goblin for conversation?
He seemed to have a passion for antiques.
You chose two because you like the window seat. I choose two because I like big, fat, stinky men. We are not the same.
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It isn’t even that bad. The goblin king is horrible, but still one of the best villains to sit next to. He’s filthy but also funny and a great speaker, while the others are just filthy.
I would never pass the chance to sit beside sir christopher lee
4. I can talk to a king for both sides. And I can kick Gollum's chair constantly driving him mad.
You don’t have any friends; nobody likes you!
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I swear this one is sentient, there's no way
Absolutely savage
Gollum is behind you, the top is the front
What’s this? Crumbs on his jacketses! He took it! He took it! I seen him, he’s always stuffing his face when Master’s not looking!
That's a filthy lie! You stinking two faced snake!
Gollum is behind you I think.
My precious.
6, obviously. Hobbit in front, Hobbit behind, aisle seat: I have the best chance to have some space. Grins is a wimp, Merry and me will have no trouble shutting him up.
I initially though 6 as well, as Merry and I could definitely handle Wormtongue, but sitting next to the Mouth is horrific
Meh, he‘s all talk
You've at least got the aisle separating you and the mouth so you just have to not look that way.
Honestly, id choose 6 just for grima. That guy is hilarious, even if i disagree with his life choices
You'll have worm tongue at your ear for 20 hours.
Please. You just look at him slightly funny and he‘ll spend the flight crying in the toilet.
He'd be an annoying person to sit next to.
Possibly. But I much prefer annoying neighbor to physical pain. So I will stay in the middle of the short fuckers and happily spend the next 20 hours putting down Wormtounge.
Absolutely 1. I think the King of the Dead would keep to himself or be hilariously sarcastic about the other passengers. Sam would have the best plane snacks and the seasoning to make the in-flight meal taste good, and I'd happily chat to Faramir for a flight.
We'd also probably be able to convince both unliving to give us their meals.
7 seems the safest and maybe least smelly option.
3. I can endure Denethor if I can hang with Bilbo. Anywhere but 2. I can’t handle 20 hours of Goblin Town.
I'm going on an adventure!
7 for a lot of reasons, but predominately because I think Bilbo and Saruman will have the best hygiene.
Well, that's not good. That is not good at all. Shouldn't we tell Thorin?
Is this some sort of admission?
Not sure on which is the best seat but I can guarantee that 2 would without a doubt be the worst
1 - you can stretch out across both seats and never get that "our thighs touched" ick.
7. I would like to learn how the orcs came into being and I would also love to learn some hobbit recipes
4. I have a crush on both. Don't judge me.
same
5. Aisle seat, b nice to Gollum and don't make him guess what I have in my pockets and he will be sweet. (Make note to leave rings at home). And across from Samwise and Faramir, so if he does start acting up I have the two people most likely to stand up to him right there. Possessed King Theoden will sleep the whole time anyway.
Seat 1 I’m next to two things who take up no room at all Runner up: Seat 3, next to a small hobbit and a grumpy man who definitely won’t talk to me or anyone near him unlike Saruman who would keep asking Grima for things
You all act as if there won’t be any casualties on the flight.
1. I'll be near two of the most likable people in LOTR and beside two villains who don't strike me as being very talkative anyway.
Who the hell talks to the person behind them on a plane? You're stuck with two dead kings while eavesdropping on Sam's conversation.
Yeah but Sam can toss you a part of the lembas so you don’t have to eat airplane food.
5. Faramir would be cool to chat with and could have fun with Sméagol doing riddles. Hopefully I don’t lose..
It like riddles, praps it does, does it?
2. Or 7. The Goblin King is a fancy-pants gentleman! And as a goblin/gremlin myself, we’d get along very very well. Plus I really love his rendition of the song.
Three, and I turn to face bilbo across the aisle.
No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well wishers or distant relations!
2 or 5. 5 is extremely tempting because I actually love Gollum but unless the Witch King only uses actual speech I would throw myself out of a window at 20,000 feet, I *absolutely cannot handle* the Nazgûl shriek.
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
See? He can be reasoned with.
3. anything else has the potential to kill me. I have no problem telling denethors boomer ass to stfu
5. I'd sneak the Ring from Gollum's pouch, flush it down the toilet, then just watch him freak out.
They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves!
Gotta go with seat 3. I imagine Denethor has 20 hours' worth of Boromir stories he'd be happy to share with someone.
I think I’ll just walk
7 is the only reasonable one
Are they mad at me or something? Like are my odds of being attacked substantially higher than the average flight passenger?
sit next to smeagol and talk with sam and faramir instead.
You don’t have any friends; nobody likes you!
Obvious answer is 2 because I will be with the people who have the snacks.
1 because I'm fat as fuck and he's basically just air
2. The Goblin King is actually pretty fun and with the company of Bombur and Sam we all have a lot of talk about food, one of my favorite subjects.
7. Bilbo will have the stories and saruman probably has some crazy stories too. Hell we can ask him if there was anything embarrassing Gandalf has done.
Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!
4 i would love to chat with sauron
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7. Bilbo would be a good laugh, Saruman has great knowledge of many things, and the likely differences in opinion between the two would probably make for lively debate and conversation.
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1 is the only correct answer. Dead Men of Dunharrow GHOSTS that will not hog the center arm rest. Faramir/ Sam behind to chill with and that creepy ass mouth of Sauron as far away as possible
Before the mightiest he shall fall, before the mightiest wolf of all.
I’ll walk, it’s fine
1, 6 & 7 would make for some incredible conversations 3 is completely out cause I have sensory issue around eating food and Denethor is a mood killer 4 is another nope just because Thorin seems like a tremendous bore and I feel like Angmar would reach over me to throttle him 2, nope. If you chose 2 because of proximity to Samwise, think about how much interaction you ever have with the person in the seat in front of you. 5 is only kind of mid; Faramir seems cool but a dork and who would want to sit next to some fidgety twat with a persistent hacking cough? That means I’m going for conversation, and of the three (1, 6 & 7) I’d have to choose 1. I’d probably have to fight for the armrest (This armrest is made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it) but otherwise I bet he and Angmar could swap war stories from the 1st Age that would be fascinating to hear.
4 to make my reaper a happy little guy (he’d be confused by Angmar mind )or 6 because grima though sometimes silly sort of looks like a goth
5. I want to talk shit & drink with Gollum.
Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!
1. The non-corporeal have no claims on the armrest.
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This is truly awful.
7 really is the only option that wouldn't end with me being dead.
7 is a safe bet. What is saruman goong to do on a flight? Im safe.
7, imagine all the conversation to be had with Bilbo and Saruman!
I’ll take 7 and ask bilbo to give me his spot due to the leg room since he doesn’t need it, being a hobbit and all.
No, no, that won't be necessary, I'm sure I can keep up on foot. I've done my fair share of walking holidays, you know. I even got as far as Frogmorton once.
I would take 6, ask Gothmog to change seats with me for 100$, if he refuses id say im fucked :(
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7 - Saruman and bilbo for sure. Pretty sure we'll all keep to ourselves while I play my steamdeck - War of the Ring, of course.
I'd sit with merry or pippin and smoke and drink all the way We could even have a third breakfast if we were feeling really crazy
7. But then I'd go back 2 rows and ask the Orc if he wants to swap and sit beside Saruman. I won't get a window or aisle seat, but I'll be sandwiched between Pippin and Gandalf.