Hal talking lovingly to the boys as they sleep when he thinks he's dying and kissing what he thinks is Malcolm's head but turns out to be a balloon that pops, making him scream, waking up Dewey who sees a clown mask that was on said balloon and screaming too. Magnificent.
Edit: Hal kisses a balloon on Reece's pillow, it's a scary clown head on Malcolm's.
This scene alone shows just how unconditionally the whole family loves each other. Beating the shit out of a group of clowns to defend their mother's/wife's honor is the highest form of love.
Also from this episode, the scene where Hal is yelling at the boys pretending to be angry while explaining to them in a lower tone how he has forgot about Lois' birthday, but he messes up and yells out loud the quiet part.
This one for me!! One of the quotes I remember so vividly from the show. The way Dabney says it just makes it so funnier. I think there’s another episode also where Lloyd makes another suggestion at squid ice and Dabney calls him out for it again. 😂
https://youtu.be/FdiU4DvfXWc?si=pkvh13jPo4Dv7erA
Bryan Cranston somehow making a realistic nervous breakdown funny. It would have been funny all by itself. Instead, they reveal Malcolm was still asleep in the backseat, and woke up absolutely gobsmacked and terrified. Malcolm's eyes dart back and forth as Hal starts wailing in a higher octave.
The entire roller skating performance Hal puts on when showing off to Malcolm is comedic gold. From the music, Malcolm’s reactions, the obvious stunt double, everything about it and the episode are hilarious
“Do you know what empathy is, son? Empathy is putting yourself in other peoples shoes so you can feel what they do. If you hurt someone, empathy makes you hurt as well.”
“….. Then why would I want empathy?”
He’s got a point.
When Dewey threw a rock at a garden gnome, it ricocheted off its head and hit him in his forehead. He ran away screaming thinking the evil gnome threw it back at him. Lmao. 😂
Ah that 5 second scene never fails to just kill me and make my whole day. I just rewatched this episode for the 87545 time and had to rewind that scene for the 87545 time
Malcolm and Reese singing ABBA (after being manipulated by Jessica into thinking they’re gay) while the rest of the family is just in disbelief in the background. Hal’s face gets me every time
This was my first thought.
Although close runner up is early on, when they’re going to the funeral for Aunt Helen.
Francis: What happened to her?
Dewey: Cats ate her face.
Francis: Let me talk to Dad.
Hal: Hello?
Francis: What happened to Aunt Helen?
Hal: Cats ate her face. But here, Dewey knows more about it than I do.
When Reese and Hal are watching scary movies and Malcolm comes around the corner and Hal grabs the knife and shrieks “ahhhh…what do you want???”
Edit: [needs a clip](https://youtu.be/xszvrIWGPpI?si=TE7E93d76ZPZmLFT)
I'm a lean, mean fighting machine. I'm a lean, mean fighting machine. I'm like a robot. The Green Lantern fought a robot. I like the Green Lantern. I like *pie*. Pie. Piiie. Piiiiiiiiee. Wait, I was supposed to be focused on something. Let me think: Pie, Green Lantern, fighting robot, fighting machine, me. That's it! I'm a lean, mean fighting machine. I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
“I wonder what it is!”
https://preview.redd.it/0igpr35c76nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc365167cd5ae6aed5b47d9fe4fd8ed1aa0b2418
I’m a huge film collector, so every Christmas, it’s obvious what my wrapped gifts are. I always post or quote this pic/scene before opening them. Nobody ever gets the reference tho lol
The moment when Stevie wins the hill-skateboard race against malcolm, but steers into a ramp and goes flying. Then it shows somebody raking a large pile of leaves in their garden and you see Stevie fly into the tree in the background. Actually had me in hysterics
Definitely Hal being plagued by all the mini Hals talking to him and then running into the living room where the boys are watching TV and yelling ‘SHUT UP’. Cracks me up everytime!
That's the one for me.
Another is Reese screaming in horror when he realises he developed a crush on Teenage Lois due to unknowingly reading her diary.
I'll name two
"What does the "t" on the wall stands for?"
and that one where reese tries to jump from the junk trampoline with a full suit made of firecrackers, only to be buried in its debris and burned by the fireworks while deweyl and malcolm just record the whole thing XD
Every time I watch the pilot, I get a big laugh when Malcolm and Reese happen to get into a fight just as Malcolm's teacher visits to speak to Lois, and she arrives just in time to see them through the window, rolling across the floor while Dewey follows them, whacking them with a stick or something. It's a fantastic shot.
https://preview.redd.it/tu79lijb19nc1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f072464dcd67afb800af13d5f2b5e125074a7d75
🎶 amazing grace, how sweet the taste, that saved… a wrench, for meeee 🎶
And just before Reese takes flight and tells Dewey what he’s doing, Dewey starts practicing his “no, I’m as surprised as you are! No, I’m as surprised as you are!” for when some adults inevitably ask him what he knew about his brother flying off in a balloon chair.
The cold open when Hal and Dewey accidentally throw the spider on Lois and Hal tells Dewey to go save himself while you hear Lois screaming in the background
A major scene that had me rolling was when hal played basketball against his 3 sons. Then when he goes for the winning slam dunk reese punches him right in the balls.
Opening scene with Hal and Dewey getting the spider out of the bathroom. The nervous screaming and throwing it on Loise and Hal's look of terror is hilarious.
"Save yourself!"
"please I want to be warm again!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=pU-uZztJEcQ&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo
In S6, Hal is testing to convince Lois he could be a salesman by making up tag lines for random objects, and then he says:
"Newspaper, keeping track of your neighborhood raper"
The entire episode where they're trying to get rid of bats in their house.
And [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIL3meBnR44&ab_channel=Azorka) in the episode where they get the new neighbours.
Reese and his dog pack, the scene when he gets back home and recounts everything the dogs and him were doing that night oh my GODDDD that's the first one that comes to mind and I can hear Reese saying "stupid cat" before launching back into it lol
When Malcolm tells Dewey there was a Sasquatch in the woods, but it was really just Francis, and Bebe dumps Francis so he starts wailing out, and Dewey throws rocks at him thinking he’s Sasquatch. Hilarious
Hal goes to turn on the light, but he has to change the light bulb, he goes to get the bulb but the shelf holding the bulbs is wobbly, he goes to fix the shelf but the drawer with the screwdriver is squeaky, he gets wd40 from the garage but the can is empty, he gets into the car to get more wd40 but it won't start. Lois comes out to ask Hal if he fixed the light, and he comes out from under the car with tools and yells "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING?"
Hals adhd when he comes in and sees a lightbulb needs replacing and it ends up with him working on his engine.
Hal, can you replace the lightbulb?
"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING?!"
or, when malcolm and dewey are deaf, and hal has the tv.
Lois and that one lady driving both their cars into one another due to a parking spot in front of the super market she worked at lmao. Still gets me laughing to this day
Opening scene: Hal has to get a spider out of the tub for Dewey. He uses two piece of paper and it starts to crawl on them crazy fast. Hal FREAKS out. Dewey does his high pitch iconic scream. They both run out the bathroom and Dewey says hilariously “front door? Side door? Back door? Front door side door? Back door?” Hal replies “Front door”, they run. Dewey’s opens the door, Hal throws the spider.
Lois is standing there with the groceries and her mouth is wide open. (I always assumed the spider goes in her mouth)
Dewey slams the door shut and looks at Hal “run, she can only ground me. Get as far away as you possibly can”
I love this scene because it soooo is something that could happen in real life. It just hits me in my core.
S6E17 when Hal asks Lois if Walcolm knows about night shift at the store, and Malcolm enters the kitchen in fury, gets some items out of the cupboards/drawers only to slam all the doors and puts those items back at the original place without using them 😂😂😂
**Get your filthy mouth off of my daughter's face!** *Get in the truck.*
Dad, you're supposed to be at work!
Okay hotshot. *Consider this your one & ONLY warning:* **YOU ARE NEVER EVER TO SEE MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!!! YOU GOT THAT!!!!?!!**
No, daddy! Take it back! You're so embarrassing... can't believe you'd do this to me...
*I'm okay... I'm okay... just gonna lie down a minute...* 😰
For me, it's in the company picnic episode where Malcolm is sobbing and blowing his nose and wiping his eyes with leaves later to find out that it was actually poison ivy.
"Are you smiling? I can't tell"
I can't believe this episode is over 20 years old!
Maggie and Pang-Ni always find a way to show us Bryan Cranston's body. This week's intro had Lois asking Hal, "Kids are away, so we're on our own, what are you in the mood for?"
"We will have so many happy memories together as long as you dont give into your worst instincts and do something really stupid!" and when they finally figure out what to do with the diving board.
The one where hal and Louis find out they are expecting another baby and Malcom is sleeping in the van when hal goes in there to scream "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! WHYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYY MEEE!!!"
https://youtu.be/Ck4G7RK8L9w?si=TaWnWW5hUwR7YXfa
Guess what it is;
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
WHEN FRANCIS HANDS WILLY THE DICTIONARY AND WILLY CALLS HIM A SLUR. FRANCIS WALKS AWAY, WILLY PLAYS FAIRY MUSIC, HE COMES BACK AND DESTROYS WILLY'S PIANO 😭😭😭😭 ALWAYS BRINGS ME TO TEARS
Hal when Lois tell him to tell the kids to get jobs but he comes in with the complete opposite argument that she wanted and has to correct himself on a dime.
Dewey and his babysitter dancing around to "There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright Fernando" and it abruptly cuts to an ambulance
When Reese \*steals\* the drivers training car with the girl in it, and he goes through all the entire course perfectly on tv lol and then he tells her "if anyone asks, I got under your shirt" and gets tackled by the police. Him and Dewey make me laugh the most.
Herkabee looking maximally pathetic as Reese tortures him with dodgeballs. I cried big ol tears.
When Malcolm and Dewey share a melancholy reflective moment as they assault innocent strangers with airdropped diapers.
The episode where Lois ends up with the picture of her naked Hal took on her back in front of Dewey’s friends parents and they’re all screaming LMAO
https://youtu.be/sgozGCKwudU?si=0xYwF8w8I1aLXHBm
The ramp up to the long-boarding, montage of Malcolmand Reese, cut to them getting to the top of a hill and Reese goes “Nope. Not gonna happen.” *Walks away*
Dewey’s feud with the new neighbors garden gnome had me rolling
Especially when he throws the rock at it and it bounces off the gnome and hits Dewey in the eye
When Hal finds out the boys are stealing from the church and selling everything out of their room. "You stole AIIIR?....is that cheese?!"
The time where Francis is crying in the bushes and Dewey thinks it's the monster so he pelts him with rocks.
the episode when hal tries to setup dewey with gina, it was hilarious when hal rigged the microwave to work without closing the door, he's so happy about it! then dewey hops off a moving bike and lets it ghost ride and crash off camera. also in the same episode when hal drives dewey to gina's house and peels off and leaves him when he sees her swollen face
This scene actually pissed me off. Brothers are supposed to be assholes to one another on occasion, but Reese straight up stole $100s of dollars from malcolm.
Malcolm: HEY PARTY PEOPLE!!!
Lois: OH MY GOD UR DRUNK!!!! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG W/ U???!!!!!
Malcolm: I will tell you…what is wrong with me…on earth. I just let the perfect opportunity slip through my fingers…because I’m a coward! And probably gay!!! So to top it off I got stinking drunk! What do you think of your golden boy now, mom?
Lois: *WHAT* GOLDEN BOY????!!!!!
(no seriously, when has anyone been Lois’s golden boy except maybe Dewey?)
When the boys are just watching TV minding their own business and not saying a word, then Hal just blurts out a vehement “SHUT UP!!!!” out of nowhere
Also the Halloween episode when they think Jamie is the ghost and Malcolm jumps out the window randomly like a maniac
Hal talking lovingly to the boys as they sleep when he thinks he's dying and kissing what he thinks is Malcolm's head but turns out to be a balloon that pops, making him scream, waking up Dewey who sees a clown mask that was on said balloon and screaming too. Magnificent. Edit: Hal kisses a balloon on Reece's pillow, it's a scary clown head on Malcolm's.
This is the one I remember cry laughing over
Haha I just saw this last night. Said popped balloon was a Reece head, and the scary mask was a Malcolm head which Dewey woke up to.
You're right, I just watched it earlier and realised my mistake. Burst out laughing at it, still gets me every time.
THIS IS THE ONE 😭
I just watched this and it whole heartedly made me crack up
One of the first eps I ever saw. I only caught the second half but thought it was good
Just watched MITM in its entirely for the first time this year… Cried laughing at this!!!! I talk about this ALL THE TIME. 🤣
Agreed. That was an incredible scene
The best
I find this scene on YouTube to show them how great Cranston is. The man has fantastic range.
https://preview.redd.it/tsepcmlh16nc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4cb1a2dfc49f505f14478b7ce82c2838ef93ca8
Did you just call my wife…Wide Ride?
...hold this 🤡 🎈
Honestly, this might just be the best scene in the entire show.
This scene alone shows just how unconditionally the whole family loves each other. Beating the shit out of a group of clowns to defend their mother's/wife's honor is the highest form of love.
Also from this episode, the scene where Hal is yelling at the boys pretending to be angry while explaining to them in a lower tone how he has forgot about Lois' birthday, but he messes up and yells out loud the quiet part.
You're stealing airrrrrr?
Is that cheese?!
Forget about that! What's Mom gonna say?!
"The future is now old man."
This is ingrained into my mind.
https://preview.redd.it/01o1zkod66nc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e65436e256ddabc52038aeee4897768d00495d
This one for me!! One of the quotes I remember so vividly from the show. The way Dabney says it just makes it so funnier. I think there’s another episode also where Lloyd makes another suggestion at squid ice and Dabney calls him out for it again. 😂
There’s one with were he says “no more death pacts”
I died when Malcolm drove past Lois and they make eye contact
I just watched this episode and started howling when he said that 😂😂
https://youtu.be/FdiU4DvfXWc?si=pkvh13jPo4Dv7erA Bryan Cranston somehow making a realistic nervous breakdown funny. It would have been funny all by itself. Instead, they reveal Malcolm was still asleep in the backseat, and woke up absolutely gobsmacked and terrified. Malcolm's eyes dart back and forth as Hal starts wailing in a higher octave.
This scene always got me too
https://preview.redd.it/4qwpzqfmc6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9befcc3d522facf1651d5973ef5791d0494088f6 SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Yesssss. This is my favourite too.
The entire roller skating performance Hal puts on when showing off to Malcolm is comedic gold. From the music, Malcolm’s reactions, the obvious stunt double, everything about it and the episode are hilarious
When Hal goes to kiss "Reese" and the balloon pops, setting off the chain reaction.
Lois: How would you feel if you were that poor woman whose quiche you salted? Reese: …fat?
“Do you know what empathy is, son? Empathy is putting yourself in other peoples shoes so you can feel what they do. If you hurt someone, empathy makes you hurt as well.” “….. Then why would I want empathy?” He’s got a point.
That was good logic and Hal’s reaction afterwards 😂😂
When Reece is in the balloon chair and crashes into the church, him singing gets me everytime https://youtu.be/qgCTuYEJcB4?si=7bAjVjPzon1mpGao
"I once was in the lost and found, but now I found my keys" 😂
Dewey practicing his reaction, "No I'm as surprised as you are"
When Dewey threw a rock at a garden gnome, it ricocheted off its head and hit him in his forehead. He ran away screaming thinking the evil gnome threw it back at him. Lmao. 😂
Ah that 5 second scene never fails to just kill me and make my whole day. I just rewatched this episode for the 87545 time and had to rewind that scene for the 87545 time
If I could, I’d do the same. 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/k1t0yyq9d6nc1.png?width=873&format=png&auto=webp&s=4322682053f27d6fa739553666d2283d4b73ddac
Malcolm and Reese singing ABBA (after being manipulated by Jessica into thinking they’re gay) while the rest of the family is just in disbelief in the background. Hal’s face gets me every time
This was my first thought. Although close runner up is early on, when they’re going to the funeral for Aunt Helen. Francis: What happened to her? Dewey: Cats ate her face. Francis: Let me talk to Dad. Hal: Hello? Francis: What happened to Aunt Helen? Hal: Cats ate her face. But here, Dewey knows more about it than I do.
Hard to pick just one lol any Hal scene honestly
Everything with Bea Arthur as the babysitter. I wish she'd been a regular character.
Her and Dewey were so cute together.
MOVE THE OVEN MITTS
When Reese and Hal are watching scary movies and Malcolm comes around the corner and Hal grabs the knife and shrieks “ahhhh…what do you want???” Edit: [needs a clip](https://youtu.be/xszvrIWGPpI?si=TE7E93d76ZPZmLFT)
Omg this one ALWAYS makes me laugh so hard 🤣😂😆 Malcolm's face 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/9oruvskcd6nc1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3f387909c8cc02c1be814dbdb0891aac63e137a
“What happened to your face?” “What happened to your pants?”
I'm a lean, mean fighting machine. I'm a lean, mean fighting machine. I'm like a robot. The Green Lantern fought a robot. I like the Green Lantern. I like *pie*. Pie. Piiie. Piiiiiiiiee. Wait, I was supposed to be focused on something. Let me think: Pie, Green Lantern, fighting robot, fighting machine, me. That's it! I'm a lean, mean fighting machine. I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
That's unironically how my brain works.
Welcome to ADHD my friend 😭
When Hal is doing his pirate radio in Craig’s car and he knows who he is haha
You're Kid Charlemagne!?
THE MAN THAT FIGHTS THE MAN
“I wonder what it is!” https://preview.redd.it/0igpr35c76nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc365167cd5ae6aed5b47d9fe4fd8ed1aa0b2418 I’m a huge film collector, so every Christmas, it’s obvious what my wrapped gifts are. I always post or quote this pic/scene before opening them. Nobody ever gets the reference tho lol
"When the kids at school ask you about this, tell them I got under your bra." Then Reece is tackled by cops.
The moment when Stevie wins the hill-skateboard race against malcolm, but steers into a ramp and goes flying. Then it shows somebody raking a large pile of leaves in their garden and you see Stevie fly into the tree in the background. Actually had me in hysterics
Especially the light sound he makes when hitting the tree and dropping down so quickly. I was breathing for air when I first saw that😂😂
So was Stevie
Hal and the school principal (may have been a teacher) fighting with mops. I was scream laughing. That scene was so great!
Mr Harkebe, that was great
“Hal, you didn’t even want to be here!” “But he didn’t know that, Lois! Which means he thinks he won! Which means I think I lost!”
Mr Harkebe, that was great
When Hal had that fight with the bee 🐝
[удалено]
Same 🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/zi0aw2dto6nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3977f2033eff4b8dff50340cbd8c65e4b1a7302d 😂
Hal being a competitive speed walker and find out both of his nemesis’ feet are in fact off the ground
That’s AIR!!!!!
You're nothing but a common jogger!!
The flashbacks to Reese learning how to talk. "Phone go bye-bye!"
The thanksgiving episode lol specifically “Move the oven mitts!” 😂
People thought Einstein was crazy, until he started kicking ass!
Let’s see who cares the least the most!!!
Definitely Hal being plagued by all the mini Hals talking to him and then running into the living room where the boys are watching TV and yelling ‘SHUT UP’. Cracks me up everytime!
The [fireworks!](https://youtu.be/hbzGGrHLUxw?si=wTH9BI_MuRSpZSEv) I cried so hard the first time I saw it
When everything lights up like it's daytime! I could not stop laughing!
https://preview.redd.it/f1kcjri2y6nc1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49e567f169a4ebd4cdf4cbe5ad02edddfc249ad
That part had me in *stitches* the first time I saw it.
The discovery of the second bath
"I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE, JACKASS!"
That's the one for me. Another is Reese screaming in horror when he realises he developed a crush on Teenage Lois due to unknowingly reading her diary.
“What are you going to do?” “We don’t know. We never know.”
The brothers destroying the golfcart and party because that side of the family was mean to their mom.
 Absolute perfection
When Lois tied up Malcolm while she and Reese went to go get revenge on one of the girls that bullied him
I'll name two "What does the "t" on the wall stands for?" and that one where reese tries to jump from the junk trampoline with a full suit made of firecrackers, only to be buried in its debris and burned by the fireworks while deweyl and malcolm just record the whole thing XD
Hal Vs. The helper monkey.
🎵we're stinky and evil were dumb and sarcastic where Dewey in contrast is super fantastic. That's why Dewey is king🎵
Why Dewey is kiiiiiiing!
Hal Rollerskating - Hal and Kites - Hal popping balloon son - See where I'm going with this....
Every time I watch the pilot, I get a big laugh when Malcolm and Reese happen to get into a fight just as Malcolm's teacher visits to speak to Lois, and she arrives just in time to see them through the window, rolling across the floor while Dewey follows them, whacking them with a stick or something. It's a fantastic shot.
In Book Club when Hal yells SHUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUPP in the silent living room🤣🤣🤣
Hal kissing that old woman at the hospital thinking she was Lois.
When Hal takes up speed walking and puts that suit on with that long ass hat 😂
Dance Dance Revolution Hal. The outfit KILLS me.
Without a doubt, the episode where Reese joins the dog pack and starts barking at the mailman. I cry laugh EVERYTIME lmao
https://preview.redd.it/tu79lijb19nc1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f072464dcd67afb800af13d5f2b5e125074a7d75 🎶 amazing grace, how sweet the taste, that saved… a wrench, for meeee 🎶 And just before Reese takes flight and tells Dewey what he’s doing, Dewey starts practicing his “no, I’m as surprised as you are! No, I’m as surprised as you are!” for when some adults inevitably ask him what he knew about his brother flying off in a balloon chair.
https://youtu.be/hYq1Agff0R8?si=0o6kJd_wZWJFCZFC
[The gunshot scene from Poker 2](https://youtu.be/NKwt0B_Rx1M?si=qN8HaIDcaTpZivEG)
The halloween episode were hal finds out that their house was the place of a gruesome murder
The cold open when Hal and Dewey accidentally throw the spider on Lois and Hal tells Dewey to go save himself while you hear Lois screaming in the background
https://preview.redd.it/pwibzzdg67nc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20abfc71996039375746ca81aa08987bd6c54438
When the Krelboynes are singing the “bottles of beer” song on the bus and Stevie just takes a long breath and barely manages to say “beer” in time
When Victor gives Reese a live grenade and Malcolm puts it in the fridge, then they run outside and Victor yells “HELLO!” *BOOM* and takes off running
Easily, when Hal and Lois accidentally left Dewey standing in the corner overnight.
ABCD
Reese’s version of Amazing Grace. My wife and I sing it to each other all the time.
WE ARE AT ZERO TOLERENCE NOW!!!! Z-RO!!! TOLERENCE!!!!
A major scene that had me rolling was when hal played basketball against his 3 sons. Then when he goes for the winning slam dunk reese punches him right in the balls.
The future is now old man.
Ida being warded away from their home by Hal’s black friends
Hal's roller blading routine. I wet myself
https://preview.redd.it/c5z6sv5hz6nc1.jpeg?width=1878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576c2b728f1fb1b6e2f595afaa926d02f8b96900
Opening scene with Hal and Dewey getting the spider out of the bathroom. The nervous screaming and throwing it on Loise and Hal's look of terror is hilarious. "Save yourself!"
When Hal goes to fix a squeaky door and it escalates to him taking his car apart.
"please I want to be warm again!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=pU-uZztJEcQ&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo
It's time, eat the last candy bar of your childhood.
Dad’s roller skating episode… it broke my ribs🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Dewey wanted to be a baby and Lois is all “Dewey is that a diaper” and he’s like.. “I want to show you my level of dedication” hahaha
I like that wagon you’re dragging 💀💀
Francis: I have to go. Amaani: I know. Francis: Will you still be here when I get back? Amaani: No. Goodbye.
In S6, Hal is testing to convince Lois he could be a salesman by making up tag lines for random objects, and then he says: "Newspaper, keeping track of your neighborhood raper"
The entire episode where they're trying to get rid of bats in their house. And [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIL3meBnR44&ab_channel=Azorka) in the episode where they get the new neighbours.
A B C D... A B C D... A B C D... A B C D...
The alarm prank the kids play on Hal had me and my parents laughing till it hurt
“COME BACK HERE JELLYBEANNNN” hal running down the street took me out
Also Dewey’s scream when he puts Jellybeans medicine on himself then chasing after him while whimpering 😂😂
When Reese is considered the messiah by "their" church, and fly away in a chair.
Brush your own damn hair!
Malcolm on the trampoline. "I can go back"
Reese and his dog pack, the scene when he gets back home and recounts everything the dogs and him were doing that night oh my GODDDD that's the first one that comes to mind and I can hear Reese saying "stupid cat" before launching back into it lol
When Malcolm tells Dewey there was a Sasquatch in the woods, but it was really just Francis, and Bebe dumps Francis so he starts wailing out, and Dewey throws rocks at him thinking he’s Sasquatch. Hilarious
Hal goes to turn on the light, but he has to change the light bulb, he goes to get the bulb but the shelf holding the bulbs is wobbly, he goes to fix the shelf but the drawer with the screwdriver is squeaky, he gets wd40 from the garage but the can is empty, he gets into the car to get more wd40 but it won't start. Lois comes out to ask Hal if he fixed the light, and he comes out from under the car with tools and yells "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING?"
Komodo 3000
CATS ATE HER FACE
Hals adhd when he comes in and sees a lightbulb needs replacing and it ends up with him working on his engine. Hal, can you replace the lightbulb? "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING?!" or, when malcolm and dewey are deaf, and hal has the tv.
Lois and that one lady driving both their cars into one another due to a parking spot in front of the super market she worked at lmao. Still gets me laughing to this day
Opening scene: Hal has to get a spider out of the tub for Dewey. He uses two piece of paper and it starts to crawl on them crazy fast. Hal FREAKS out. Dewey does his high pitch iconic scream. They both run out the bathroom and Dewey says hilariously “front door? Side door? Back door? Front door side door? Back door?” Hal replies “Front door”, they run. Dewey’s opens the door, Hal throws the spider. Lois is standing there with the groceries and her mouth is wide open. (I always assumed the spider goes in her mouth) Dewey slams the door shut and looks at Hal “run, she can only ground me. Get as far away as you possibly can” I love this scene because it soooo is something that could happen in real life. It just hits me in my core.
S6E17 when Hal asks Lois if Walcolm knows about night shift at the store, and Malcolm enters the kitchen in fury, gets some items out of the cupboards/drawers only to slam all the doors and puts those items back at the original place without using them 😂😂😂
The “Stuck In The Middle With You” sequence
**Get your filthy mouth off of my daughter's face!** *Get in the truck.* Dad, you're supposed to be at work! Okay hotshot. *Consider this your one & ONLY warning:* **YOU ARE NEVER EVER TO SEE MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!!! YOU GOT THAT!!!!?!!** No, daddy! Take it back! You're so embarrassing... can't believe you'd do this to me... *I'm okay... I'm okay... just gonna lie down a minute...* 😰
Lois tripping over Dewey’s lego buildings making Godzilla noises has to be the funniest scene in my opinion.
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I remember when I first watched that scene I was crying for 10 min😭😭😂
THE GUY ON THE LOUDSPEAKER DURING THIS SCENE LOL
every single f***ing one
For me, it's in the company picnic episode where Malcolm is sobbing and blowing his nose and wiping his eyes with leaves later to find out that it was actually poison ivy. "Are you smiling? I can't tell" I can't believe this episode is over 20 years old!
Maggie and Pang-Ni always find a way to show us Bryan Cranston's body. This week's intro had Lois asking Hal, "Kids are away, so we're on our own, what are you in the mood for?"
"We will have so many happy memories together as long as you dont give into your worst instincts and do something really stupid!" and when they finally figure out what to do with the diving board.
MOVE THE OVEN MITTS!!!!
The one where hal and Louis find out they are expecting another baby and Malcom is sleeping in the van when hal goes in there to scream "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! WHYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYY MEEE!!!" https://youtu.be/Ck4G7RK8L9w?si=TaWnWW5hUwR7YXfa
when hal fucks up the smoke alarm with the chair, has me dead everytime i watch it. and “ MOVE THE OVEN MITTS”
Guess what it is; If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
The "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING??!!?!?" cold open
WHEN FRANCIS HANDS WILLY THE DICTIONARY AND WILLY CALLS HIM A SLUR. FRANCIS WALKS AWAY, WILLY PLAYS FAIRY MUSIC, HE COMES BACK AND DESTROYS WILLY'S PIANO 😭😭😭😭 ALWAYS BRINGS ME TO TEARS
Hal when Lois tell him to tell the kids to get jobs but he comes in with the complete opposite argument that she wanted and has to correct himself on a dime.
Dewey and his babysitter dancing around to "There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright Fernando" and it abruptly cuts to an ambulance
 The best!
The end of Kicked Out w/Reese and Craig 😆
When Reese \*steals\* the drivers training car with the girl in it, and he goes through all the entire course perfectly on tv lol and then he tells her "if anyone asks, I got under your shirt" and gets tackled by the police. Him and Dewey make me laugh the most.
The spider scene! When Hal throws it on Lois outside and him and Dewey shut the door as she screams lol
Hal trying to steal the footspa bag
Herkabee looking maximally pathetic as Reese tortures him with dodgeballs. I cried big ol tears. When Malcolm and Dewey share a melancholy reflective moment as they assault innocent strangers with airdropped diapers.
The episode where Lois ends up with the picture of her naked Hal took on her back in front of Dewey’s friends parents and they’re all screaming LMAO https://youtu.be/sgozGCKwudU?si=0xYwF8w8I1aLXHBm
I love the Christmas car crash. The cut away to Lois in the kitchen, dead stare: “I don’t know what came over me”
The ramp up to the long-boarding, montage of Malcolmand Reese, cut to them getting to the top of a hill and Reese goes “Nope. Not gonna happen.” *Walks away*
When Hal tries to help Dewey with Craig's cat. So many lines that kill me in the episode
Dewey’s feud with the new neighbors garden gnome had me rolling Especially when he throws the rock at it and it bounces off the gnome and hits Dewey in the eye
Reese singing Amazing Grace completely wrong gets me every time.
When Hal finds out the boys are stealing from the church and selling everything out of their room. "You stole AIIIR?....is that cheese?!" The time where Francis is crying in the bushes and Dewey thinks it's the monster so he pelts him with rocks.
Lois tumbling over the lego in slow motion. Every time 😂 https://youtu.be/uTFPOd-lI7M?si=oNVWnQ3tL21HSzd_
Golf buggy into the pool. The solidarity of the family in that moment. The facial expressions on the boys. Just love it.
The monkey trying to kill Craig
"I don't know what happened. I just lost control" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqqKEgrPhHo
the episode when hal tries to setup dewey with gina, it was hilarious when hal rigged the microwave to work without closing the door, he's so happy about it! then dewey hops off a moving bike and lets it ghost ride and crash off camera. also in the same episode when hal drives dewey to gina's house and peels off and leaves him when he sees her swollen face
Play that banjo, Steve-o
WHOS DAMN DOG IS THIS?!?!?!?
Reese will never lose a game of chicken
The stilt fight in Stilts, especially the scene where Sam shuffled his feet like a boxer…on stilts!
When baby Reese calls Hal phone, just thinking about it cracks me up
When Malcolm and Reese get revenge on Francis by making it look like he abducted them… https://youtu.be/TqMsh8L4gA8?si=wAgPKFSoV06P98gw
🎶🎵Play that banjo Steve O!🎵🎶
This scene actually pissed me off. Brothers are supposed to be assholes to one another on occasion, but Reese straight up stole $100s of dollars from malcolm.
Malcolm: HEY PARTY PEOPLE!!! Lois: OH MY GOD UR DRUNK!!!! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG W/ U???!!!!! Malcolm: I will tell you…what is wrong with me…on earth. I just let the perfect opportunity slip through my fingers…because I’m a coward! And probably gay!!! So to top it off I got stinking drunk! What do you think of your golden boy now, mom? Lois: *WHAT* GOLDEN BOY????!!!!! (no seriously, when has anyone been Lois’s golden boy except maybe Dewey?)
When the boys are just watching TV minding their own business and not saying a word, then Hal just blurts out a vehement “SHUT UP!!!!” out of nowhere Also the Halloween episode when they think Jamie is the ghost and Malcolm jumps out the window randomly like a maniac
"learn to drive or get off the road jackass!" By far one of my favorite scenes of all time.
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lois: drink your milk dewey: it's lumpy lois: then chew it lois vs evil- season 1 episode 9