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VidaSabrosa

i will. it’s mine and i have guns. renounce your claim or face the consequences.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

But I claimed it first.


Dirtyibuprofen

Doesn’t matter who claimed it first, whoever can hold onto it is what matters


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Well for now, it's mine. Come and take it, pwussyboi.


IDontHaveAnyExp

You need allies. I know someone who knows someone who knows, let's say, pretty powerfull certain groups in middle east. I can arrange a meeting if you are willing to.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

How about Siple Island?


VidaSabrosa

this will not end well for you. i will paint the snow with your blood, infidel. DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


These-Acanthaceae396

Desu desu


VidaSabrosa

no you didn’t, scum. you have chosen death and i will oblige you.


ShottyRadio

Holy Roman Emperor, King of Spain and Duke of Burgundy Charles V was the first to claim Antarctica in 1529. Later he gifted it to the Governor of Chile and it became part of Chile in 1555. Since then other people have made claims over the continent like Iran in 2024.


Shaggy_Boi1515

Right of conquest


Frostbyte_13

The Grand Duchy of Flandrensis and The Grand Duchy of Westarctica would be dissapointed at your comment


Agreeable_Feature_85

Do you have a flag?


NonSumQualisEram-

Do you have a flag? [Eddie Izzard]


TheTrueTrust

Dare you to go and live there for a year.


DryTart978

If you go to the very northern bits of it the average temperature is only around -2 C. Not great but it is survivable(nobody has built a settlement there because farming is extremely difficult and there isn't a very good reason to do so anyways)


choma90

Make an Igloo > Fish > Eat fish raw > Shit in a hole in the snow > ??? > Profit


D31taF0rc3

Theres no snow in Antarctica


ootuoykcuf4

Just wait 50 years


nukalurk

Why don’t they just build a Walmart?


BannedFromHydroxy

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Disastrous-Toe9526

Everyone back off (I have a nuke)


Turkish_Maniac

I own a part of this,recognize my land or i will cut your supply


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

And how exactly would you do that?


Turkish_Maniac

I have ships


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Ill donate some nukes to you i got you covered buddy


Turkish_Maniac

Thank you sir how can i pay you back?


Rude_Yogurt_3096

I will gladly take this red triangle in Antarctica please


Turkish_Maniac

I dont own all of that i own a bit of it. Lets be allies and occupy this land to ourselves


Rude_Yogurt_3096

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Turkish_Maniac

🗣️💨💥


Aquila_Flavius

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Unstoppable-Farce

Ain't no bears in Antarctica.


choma90

Quite a baseless assumption. I'm sure at least ONE of the scientists there has to be fat and hairy


Unstoppable-Farce

Fat, hairy, *and* gay. So probably. Yeah.


choma90

>gay That's a given. It gets pretty lonely down there


Shaggy_Boi1515

🤓


CeFeiSiMesOXupoLimao

Not with this attitude


oOCraftRabbitOo

OP's about to change that


bako10

It’s a pizza slice, the heck u on about mate?


Hawaiian-national

The king penguin of that region would wage war against you. So you better be ready to take it over.


ShottyRadio

Damn I did forget about the royalty down there


Chaorizz

Maybe the emperor will say something as well


AdvancedEar7815

International treaty


axporpes

Is there oil there? If there is expect US military intervention soon.


ShottyRadio

That’s how the Antarctic Treaty got created in the first place.


Helltothenotothenono

Probably the cold weather, lack of natural food sources, no firewood or heat available on shore, and sudden 165mph windstorms at 80 below zero.


goatpillows

You can't fool us, fed


mkujoe

Pie chartia


Mr_memez69

The south kingdom is mine


anonxyzabc123

That's actually the same country as new York. The UN.


Brendan765

/uncirclejerkorsomething what DOES actually stop you from claiming Marie Byrd Land?


D31taF0rc3

The Antarctic Treaty


Brendan765

What if I ignore it?


D31taF0rc3

Good luck even getting there. It's a nightmare to navigate to and from because of the circumpolar current and the fact theres no major land mass close by to launch ships from. Also the thing is set in byrd station, so have fun.


F_Joe

[They will](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westarctica?wprov=sfla1)


ProfessionalPaper912

The British


AdministrativeFox312

okay but i have bouvet islabd


GrandpaBuff

Freezing to death.


Select-Apartment-613

Me


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Penguins


Bertozoide

Weather conditions


BakedDewott

https://preview.redd.it/zqdo2sy08kwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66822e71579ede94920a9a28c62c87be5587490 Him


GhostDivision7734

the penguin empire


Throw-Away7363736

Get off me land


TroubleImpossible226

Nothing. All hail Mr president


garnered_wisdom

That’s my country of Antabara. I have a toy drone with a butter knife duct taped to it. Surrender or face the consequences.


Andvaranaut

The UN will scold you very harshly.  That’s probably about it.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Google climate change


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Penguins, they have nukes you know


Kela-el

The government’s that enforce the Antarctic Treaty would stop you.


OptimusPrimesKid

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mama--mia

In Antarctica?


OptimusPrimesKid

Hell yeah, in Antarctica. Polar bears are rising up


4strings4ever

Ohhhh what would stop you? You just gave someone a reason to test all their crazy Antarctica military bizness that they been dying to use. And by someone I mean your worst nightmare: me