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I'd say that's giving too much credit
Most Americans probably associate Argentina with soccer more these days thanks to Messi
Also Argentina being a large producer of beef is knowing way too much already
So I'd say Argentina being soccer Mexico and Brazil being carnival mexico is probably more likely
You think most Americans know that Brazil speaks Portuguese? 😂 I've seen them call Spaniard tourists Mexicans once in Orlando (what was funnier was that the Spaniards got offended and corrected it immediately)
Brazilian here.. and.. um.. what?
We're from latin america.. the end. I've never met a single person who'd claim otherwise, either here or abroad.
Problem would be if someone called us hispanic or started speaking in spanish with us.
There are similarities, but the culture has many differences with the Latin stereotype, so even though we are, as very few people have contact with Spanish or other Latin countries, in the popular imagination there is not a very strong Latin identification.
Fox was sued in court by Dominion (the voting machine company) because of Fox's claims that the 2020 election was stolen and that their voting machines may have been responsible for inaccurate or forged results and vote totals.
Dominion argued that this was fake information that hurt their reputation and amounted to slander.
Fox basically presented a counter argument that they were not a news company but instead produced entertainment and that no reasonable person should conclude that their commentary and editorials were fact.
Fox, unsurprisingly, lost the lawsuit.
The FCC failed us after this. They should have forced Fox to provide a disclaimer before every show/segment saying "for entertainment purposes only, we are not a source of news". They forced Jackass to put out a disclaimer before episodes.
You think their viewers can breathe and read at the same time? They watch it to be *told* what to believe and rage about. They can't do much past that point.
This was before the Dominion lawsuit. This was from a different suit in which the judge ruled in Fox News favor and the *judge* said that “no reasonable person would think Fox News is “news” and it is thus for entertainment purposes only.
I know, hard to keep track of it all 🫨
https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/greedy-associates/tucker-carlson-successfully-argues-nobody-really-believes-tucker-carlson-is-reporting-facts/
Yeah, that was specific to Tucker's content. The Dominion lawsuit never actually came to a trial in an unsurprising bout of hypocrisy, Fox doesn't believe in always taking things to full term. They settled with Dominion for a bajillion dollars because that was preferable to them to going to a trial. Once more, Fox paying $787 million to not go to trial was a good deal for them.
Ah yes no one should take America seriously because one widely hated news station had a blurp. I'm sure in other countries their news never have any similar geography hiccups.
If we’re gonna nitpick, MS13 is from LA, not El Salvador. They have a larger presence in El Salvador than the US due to the deportations you’ve mentioned, but that’s another story.
this is my ranking of the Mexicos (bar actual Mexico)
1. meat mexico = they have very cool meat and is overall just a really cool mexico variant, not too many flaws here
2. beach mexico = has very nice mexican beaches, could be a little more considerate to central mexico by lending them a coast tho
3. soccer mexico = soccer mexico doesn't have too many important places, the areas near the coast really being the only ones relevant. however, they have Edson Arantes do "Sombrero" Nascimento, so that saves them
4. mountain mexico = these guys had the Mexican Andeans, I can respect them for that
5. the mexican archipelago = pretty solid archipelago, some of the islands don't really have to be there but like, it is what it is. also they look cool and pretty nice
6. ms-13 mexico = cartel guys, not much to say tbh
7. wtf mexico = an oddball tbh, one day they're extremely relevant and extremely interesting and then the next day 90% of the mexican male population of wtf mexico is gone. i respect the grind tbh
8. cocaine mexico = cocaine mexico's pretty alright, 5/10 ig. they have decent cocaine, got my buddies Santiago and Juan to try it out and they were pretty ok with it. obviously their drug quality doesn't come close to that of Meth Mexico (if Señor White and Don Salamanca didn't ruin Meth Mexico by killing Fring, meth mexico would've placed at #2) but still. pretty alright
----- THE ONES THAT KINDA SUCK ----
9. oil mexico = oil mexico would rank so much higher on this list but man, they got dealt such a shitty hand by being in the same hemisphere as the u.s.. also they have a bone to pick with poor mexico, and we can't have mexicos picking fights with each other
10. central mexico = boring place, VERY irrelevant, what purpose do you guys serve as an independent country? the mountain-central mexico union should've never died (the normie west will have you believe that this is called "Peru-Bolivia" but they're wrong and stupid and anti-Mexico 🙄)
11. hs1j (???) mexico = what the fuck does this mean. once again, should've been part of mountain mexico
12. communist mexico = mid ass ideology, the standout of the group tbh
13. south mexico = should just be part of base mexico tbh, pretty filler part of the americas and the world in general.
14. british mexico = -100/10 get the fuck out of here you do NOT fit in you filthy anglo pig you disgusting freak you are a province of meat mexico you posh cunts
\[edit: MS-13 Mexico is being moved up from between central mexico and communist mexico to between the mexican archipelago and wtf mexico}
it's deadass in the middle of between mountain mexico and cocaine mexico though
4. mountain mexico
5. the mexican archipealago
-- MS-13 Mexico --
6. wtf mexico
7. cocaine mexico
**"The areas near the coast being the only ones relevant"**
The size of that coast: ... fucking ginormous.
The Amazon: doesn't exist
The Iguaçu falls: not relevant
Largest city (São Paulo) and Capital (Brasilia): not on the coast.
The largest wetlands in the world: who cares
you are breaking the heart of the millions of Oil Mexicans that you are misnaming. imagine what will happen when they have an identity crisis - that they're different from the mexican harmonious order of latin america?
It's amazing that an entire team of well-paid "professionals" can all simultaneously compete buffoons and make such a stupid mistake like this.
Makes me angry that they're getting paid well, and here I am scraping for chicken shit lmao
"Soccer Mexico" Bro just offended everyone
On a side note, your flair outed you as being none other than South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem.
Shit They found me
What are your thoughts on the Kentucky Derby losing horses not being shot for losing?
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*relocates the Kentucky Derby to South Dakota, the freest state in the union. So free that you can shoot a horse for losing a race.
You can’t shoot ur own horse in EVERY STATE??!
Remember GUNS don't kill pets,people do. Make a loser horse your pet and....
I have another question: Are you looking to be the replacement as head of the ATF?
Who found you, the Libyans?
Nah he’s just an atf agent
Why do you carry my flag?
Should have been Portuguese Mexico
i´m a martial arts fan i´m offended that we're not capoeira mexico or bjj mexico, soccer is common everywhere in latin america
Right like they don’t even speak Mexican there
That's futebol Mexico to you!
I'd say that's giving too much credit Most Americans probably associate Argentina with soccer more these days thanks to Messi Also Argentina being a large producer of beef is knowing way too much already So I'd say Argentina being soccer Mexico and Brazil being carnival mexico is probably more likely
Wouldn’t Brazil be Portuguese Mexico?
You think most Americans know that Brazil speaks Portuguese? 😂 I've seen them call Spaniard tourists Mexicans once in Orlando (what was funnier was that the Spaniards got offended and corrected it immediately)
"We are the good mexicans!" "Oh, no. Wait..."
As a first gen immigrant to US I would hope so. The hope might be naive…
Lol no that'd be giving way too much credit
It has the Amazon... why not jungle Mexico?
Because today most Americans know Amazon as an online store rather than as the world's largest rainforest
As a Brazilian, I'm sure some Brazilians will still get offended if you just say Brazil is part of Latin America
Brazilian here.. and.. um.. what? We're from latin america.. the end. I've never met a single person who'd claim otherwise, either here or abroad. Problem would be if someone called us hispanic or started speaking in spanish with us.
Eu já vi vários br falando que não se consideram latinos
algún problema amigo?
It is
oh shit is it not? is it because of Portugal?
There are similarities, but the culture has many differences with the Latin stereotype, so even though we are, as very few people have contact with Spanish or other Latin countries, in the popular imagination there is not a very strong Latin identification.
I thought Latin American just referred too countries in America that mainly speak a Latin descendant language, Spanish, Portuguese, French, etc
So Quebeckers are Latin American?
Yes for fuck sakes, I don't know why people can't accept, quebec Haiti and New Orleans are Latin America
Well not New Orleans, right? French is not the majority there
Yes? Is that supposed to ba a gotcha? Lol
Geographically yes, but culturally there are countries that identify more or less with the culture that is expected to be "Latin American"
I'd rather go to "Soccer Mexico" than "Meat Mexico". I can't decide whether Meat Mexico is smelly, squishy or just wet...
nnnnnnnnnnGGGGOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!
Brazil has five world cups.
Lmao both "soccer" and "mexico". Double offend baby.
Was about to say that
nah bro. I'm from Soccer Mexico. I liked it
Wars have been started over less.
That’s how you get shot in South America
Portuguese Mexico would be more accurate
As somebody from Soccer Mexico I have to say we are not the Soccer Mexico anymore.
7:1
I’ll never understand how this guy was elected President of English Mexico
Didn't he call Canada snow mexico once?
tbh thats kinda good lol in the dumbass-tries-to-be-offensive kind of way
We've been called worse, by better people.
Based
Wait a minute, it's all Mexico?
Always has been.
Always will be
The whole way down
Siempre ha sido… wey.
It’s only Mexico and the rest, South Mexico.
Or is gonna be elected again
You forgot French and Dutch Mexico
I think those are in Africa
French Guyana and Dutch Antilles
Dutch Antilles ? Is that a Star Wars character?
No it’s some islands off the coast of Venezuela
ABC
Sounds like a poor village in the desert.
Wait, that was your reference? You literally had Dutch Mexico right next to French Mexico.
Suriname isn’t Dutch Anymore
Has Fox been a parody site all along?
It's a social experiment run by r/mapporncirclejerk
They admitted as much in court.
Would you mind elaborating on this? I’m curious.
Fox was sued in court by Dominion (the voting machine company) because of Fox's claims that the 2020 election was stolen and that their voting machines may have been responsible for inaccurate or forged results and vote totals. Dominion argued that this was fake information that hurt their reputation and amounted to slander. Fox basically presented a counter argument that they were not a news company but instead produced entertainment and that no reasonable person should conclude that their commentary and editorials were fact. Fox, unsurprisingly, lost the lawsuit.
The FCC failed us after this. They should have forced Fox to provide a disclaimer before every show/segment saying "for entertainment purposes only, we are not a source of news". They forced Jackass to put out a disclaimer before episodes.
You think their viewers can breathe and read at the same time? They watch it to be *told* what to believe and rage about. They can't do much past that point.
The FCC can't regulate Fox News. It's not transmitted via airwave.
They were saying the truth, though. Ironic.
Welcome to the US legal system
This was before the Dominion lawsuit. This was from a different suit in which the judge ruled in Fox News favor and the *judge* said that “no reasonable person would think Fox News is “news” and it is thus for entertainment purposes only. I know, hard to keep track of it all 🫨 https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/greedy-associates/tucker-carlson-successfully-argues-nobody-really-believes-tucker-carlson-is-reporting-facts/
Yeah, that was specific to Tucker's content. The Dominion lawsuit never actually came to a trial in an unsurprising bout of hypocrisy, Fox doesn't believe in always taking things to full term. They settled with Dominion for a bajillion dollars because that was preferable to them to going to a trial. Once more, Fox paying $787 million to not go to trial was a good deal for them.
Wait, it's all Mexico?
Always has been
If Montezuma II had had his way.
Yeah. It’s in a footnote in the Indian Removal Act.
Always has been
https://preview.redd.it/3dxlztzbjc0d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5ad1b1461ed8fa03319e235975362d8b94a06d Don’t forget north Mexico
Fair enough. USA has Captain America, a pretty average superhero. All Mexicos have the one and only El Chapulín Colorado! Greatest superhero ever!!!
Don't forget the legend that killed Dead Sea himself, Mr Alma Negra.
Wait…. I thought all Mexican heros were Luchadors! Murica has one too! The Orange Bastard!
In addition to El Chapulin Colorado there is also Kaliman: El Hombre Increible.
Whoa whoa easy with that Archiepelagio word there. That’s too big of a word to be using for Fox News.
They don’t know how to spell “islands”
Silly, its eilands
Eyelandz?
How does anyone take news or really america seriously
Because we have a ton of Mexicos
“3 more mexicos to the dollar than other brands”
We do shooty shooty for other countries that don’t want to
Well, it helps to not watch Fox. But not much.
Ah yes no one should take America seriously because one widely hated news station had a blurp. I'm sure in other countries their news never have any similar geography hiccups.
Probably some low-level staffer. TBD if he/she/it still works there.
Most people know Fox News isn’t real, but god help the world from people that think it is real.
Don’t mean to nitpick, but MS13 is from El Salvador (actually Salvadorans that were deported from the US, but that’s another story), not Ecuador
Can’t find El Salvador on this map. FAKE NEWS!
If we’re gonna nitpick, MS13 is from LA, not El Salvador. They have a larger presence in El Salvador than the US due to the deportations you’ve mentioned, but that’s another story.
Spanish Mexico
European Mexico
Canadian Mexico
Imagine how poor you have to be to be labeled “Poor Mexico”
this is my ranking of the Mexicos (bar actual Mexico) 1. meat mexico = they have very cool meat and is overall just a really cool mexico variant, not too many flaws here 2. beach mexico = has very nice mexican beaches, could be a little more considerate to central mexico by lending them a coast tho 3. soccer mexico = soccer mexico doesn't have too many important places, the areas near the coast really being the only ones relevant. however, they have Edson Arantes do "Sombrero" Nascimento, so that saves them 4. mountain mexico = these guys had the Mexican Andeans, I can respect them for that 5. the mexican archipelago = pretty solid archipelago, some of the islands don't really have to be there but like, it is what it is. also they look cool and pretty nice 6. ms-13 mexico = cartel guys, not much to say tbh 7. wtf mexico = an oddball tbh, one day they're extremely relevant and extremely interesting and then the next day 90% of the mexican male population of wtf mexico is gone. i respect the grind tbh 8. cocaine mexico = cocaine mexico's pretty alright, 5/10 ig. they have decent cocaine, got my buddies Santiago and Juan to try it out and they were pretty ok with it. obviously their drug quality doesn't come close to that of Meth Mexico (if Señor White and Don Salamanca didn't ruin Meth Mexico by killing Fring, meth mexico would've placed at #2) but still. pretty alright ----- THE ONES THAT KINDA SUCK ---- 9. oil mexico = oil mexico would rank so much higher on this list but man, they got dealt such a shitty hand by being in the same hemisphere as the u.s.. also they have a bone to pick with poor mexico, and we can't have mexicos picking fights with each other 10. central mexico = boring place, VERY irrelevant, what purpose do you guys serve as an independent country? the mountain-central mexico union should've never died (the normie west will have you believe that this is called "Peru-Bolivia" but they're wrong and stupid and anti-Mexico 🙄) 11. hs1j (???) mexico = what the fuck does this mean. once again, should've been part of mountain mexico 12. communist mexico = mid ass ideology, the standout of the group tbh 13. south mexico = should just be part of base mexico tbh, pretty filler part of the americas and the world in general. 14. british mexico = -100/10 get the fuck out of here you do NOT fit in you filthy anglo pig you disgusting freak you are a province of meat mexico you posh cunts \[edit: MS-13 Mexico is being moved up from between central mexico and communist mexico to between the mexican archipelago and wtf mexico}
For number 10, that’s MS-13 Mexico, a nod to the most notorious cartel
ohh, gotcha. in that case, MS-13 Mexico can go up to between the mexican archipelago and wtf mexico
Idk I like it better between Mountain Mexico and Cocaine Mexico
it's deadass in the middle of between mountain mexico and cocaine mexico though 4. mountain mexico 5. the mexican archipealago -- MS-13 Mexico -- 6. wtf mexico 7. cocaine mexico
Labeling Ecuador after a distinctly Central American mara because ???
I read your comment hoping you solved the hs13 mystery, but no…
it's solved!
Meat Mexico in first place, as always
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**"The areas near the coast being the only ones relevant"** The size of that coast: ... fucking ginormous. The Amazon: doesn't exist The Iguaçu falls: not relevant Largest city (São Paulo) and Capital (Brasilia): not on the coast. The largest wetlands in the world: who cares
Fox do love trolling spainards
French Mexico, AKA Space Mexico.
Guyana as a poor Mexico? What a sick joke
I mean, West Mexico is on the East coast.
It is west looking from here, the EU Mexico.
Venezuela because I am in love with a girl from there, but she doesn't love me back 😪
Erm it is not "Venezuela" it is Oil Mexico, get your mexicos right gringo...
You are breaking my heart, quandorius
you are breaking the heart of the millions of Oil Mexicans that you are misnaming. imagine what will happen when they have an identity crisis - that they're different from the mexican harmonious order of latin america?
I want them to feel my pain
Soccer Mexico, EU Mexico, Mexico Mexico
West Mexico for Uruguay. Mapman doesn't even know easts from wests Also, mapman missed new mexico
West Mexico being on the east coast triggers me the most out of this whole thing.
Is there a rich Mexico?
Murica
Ms 13 was El Salvador, not Ecuador
Meh details, it’s an E…or country
American moment
meh hee ko
Communist México is the best. Sadly I live in south Mexico. And why is south Mexico not the southern most part?!
Genuinely can’t tell if that Fox News pic is fake or not and that is concerning
Uruguay has to be meat mexico
Probably a writing mistake and they meant "Counties"
Baseball Mexico is in the Mexican Archipelago
Today Inlearned that France is poor Mexico
France has art. Mexico has tacos. Mexico is rich, France is broke.
We created French tacos in Lyon tbh many years ago. Take a look deeper into it : we have everything, and that’s precisely why Reddit hate us
Everything except my beloved steak fajita quesadilla.
Everyone knows that everything below Texas is Mexico
How disgusting to be related to Mexico🐒
Ah the famous Helmut Marko map.
Can we rename the US to Stupid Mexico then?
Is Chile known for their beaches? That’s news for me 😅 I’d call it long Mexico
u/kistlbier1312
Can I nominate Asian Mexico (i.e. the Philippines)?
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Your fordert French Mexico also known as Space Mexico
Is it supposed to say counties?
Leave it up to republicans to look like fools 🥶🤣🤦🏽♂️
Badminton Mexico
This is pure gold shitamericansays material
Trumps cult members are the dumbest
lol 😂 it be funnier if it wasn’t so sad that this Mf are running a national TV stations . It’s embarrassing
I love all of these 😂
I thought Soccer Mexico was bad but rest aren’t much better “cocaine Mexico” has to be the worst one lol
Give them credit...they know their audience.
Don't forget Uruguay - You-are-gay
“Trump cut U.S. AID to 3 Mexican countries” is that seriously? Did they really post that on TV?
It's amazing that an entire team of well-paid "professionals" can all simultaneously compete buffoons and make such a stupid mistake like this. Makes me angry that they're getting paid well, and here I am scraping for chicken shit lmao
More cocaine
Cocaine Mexico is fun with whiskey.
I guess a piece of France is poor Mexico
Earthquake Mexico
They need to rename Guyana. Those guys have natural gas now.
Before zooming in, I honestly thought Uruguay was "Weed Mexico", since it's the only country in South America with fully legalized marijuana.
The the vast majority of uninformed Americans, everything south of the border is Mexico. There are 30+ countries…
This clearly is post for Americans
Jamexico with that salsa weed and nice beaches.
I'm sorry but as of right now cocaine México is the actual mexico 😭😭
News for the poorly educated.
I was born in West Mexico and I didn't know until today.. Interesting 🤔
Cocaine Mexico 🏔️
You forgot that French Mexico is just north of Soccer Mexico!
Commie Mexico 🇨🇺
MS13 Mexico should be equatorial Mexico. MS13 Mexico is in South Mexico
South México is the most degrading thing anyone have called us.
americans are not a real species
Is this a bit? I believe this is a bit.
Wouldn't cocaine Mexico be just Mexico?
South Mexico is actually a pretty accurate description for Central America.
Nothing current?
I request Argentina to be renamed to Anti-Mexico for the (somewhat) joke rivalry we have
The fact that this was intentional is so dark but really really funny and so profoundly stupid and remarkably infuriating at the same time
Mmm I love Meat Mexico!
The kind that has Mexicans. I heard it is amazing
Make Mexico Great Again. Unite all the Mexico.