For the undercover Swifties, Jake Gyllenhaal dated her in 2011. I’m sure both parties don’t care about the relationship anymore.
For the Marvel fans, a bridge is where the final confrontation between Mysterio and Spider-man happened. I actually think it was in London. They should have had the bridge fall down.
For the confused people, a bridge, in a song, is a section that serves multiple purposes, including connecting and contrasting other parts of the song, building tension, and adding variety. I figured I would put this since many people didn’t know the term in music (the connection with Taylor Swift).
Please kindly stop messaging me about TS and this post. I got the joke as soon as I saw it. Post approved.
Taylor swift is upset Jake Gyllenhal broke up with her so she made him out to be a horrible terrible person in a song and Swifties were like "this is 100% the entire story we trust our queen implicitly".
Spiderman killed Mysterio in Far From Home
A "bridge" is both a specific part of a song, and a man-made structure for crossing a river or canyon.
Taylor Swift (apparently) wrote a song in which she aggressively "took down" Gyllenhaal, presumably particularly with the bridge of the song? (I don't know her music).
Spiderman defeated Mysterio in a fight on a bridge over the Thames in London.
So, both Taylor Swift and Spiderman "destroyed Jake Gyllenhaal with a bridge".
Right?! This mother fucker coming in here and giving us context to the meme. The fucking audacity. I hate understanding jokes and references. Whole day ruined.
There's absolutely no need to know any of her songs to understand this. Literally none. And there is no benefit in knowing them. A bridge is a general music term and from context it's 100% clear what was meant.
It has nothing to do with morality and everything to do with it being her whole annoying schtick. She and the entirety of the entertainment world have seemingly decided that we are required to be notified if, when, and who Taylor Swift is currently stringing along.
Or maybe this is still Thanos using the reality stone and after Phase 4 they will jump back to the Guardians of the Galaxy meeting Thanos at the collector's office.
Is that the only thing she sings about? Legit asking never sat down to listen to one of her lyrics, not my type of music, but reading comments on the internet makes it sound like it's literally the only thing she sings about.
Percentage-wise very few of her singles are about her exes, it's blown way out of proportion.
That being said her most recent album is pretty much entirely about her exes.
A small percentage of her songs are about exes...... But she's been doing music for a while, pretty much constantly active putting stuff out, so that small percentage still ends up being a pretty sizeable number of songs.
It's awfully ungenerous of them to assume that she is incapable of writing fiction in her songs.
Imagine being so bad at writing songs that you can only jot down what you have personally experienced. Surely her fans should think more highly of her than that.
Oh I was thinking that the lyrics discussed bridges. That makes more sense.
I swear I’m not dumb I know what a bridge is I just didn’t think about that.
The bridge is a musical passage that connects two sections of a song. For example, a bridge often connects the verse to the chorus of a song. It can also sit between the last two chorus sections to add variation
I literally went to the Eras Tour and I still dont get the hate swifties give Jake. Taylor hasnt mentioned him once and he literally does not care about anything related to Taylor, yet anything he posts or says is full of toxic replies to him..
This is excellent. Tom Holland is awesome as Spider-Man, and if you haven’t listened to “All too well”, there is a reason it’s one of her more popular songs. It’s allegedly about Jake. I took my wife to see Taylor last night in Edinburgh and Taylor killed this song.
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At time of writing at least 700 other people agree with you, nice meme. Oh btw I’m stealing it to share with mates cause it is pretty clever too have and upvote for compensation
Fair enough. Be wary of dating a musician — they’ll flaunt the aggro if you part and coat their barbs in dulcet tones at your expense. Nevertheless if it’s good you’re golden.
In Jake’s corner 100%. She has a history of dropping men for publicity.
For the undercover Swifties, Jake Gyllenhaal dated her in 2011. I’m sure both parties don’t care about the relationship anymore. For the Marvel fans, a bridge is where the final confrontation between Mysterio and Spider-man happened. I actually think it was in London. They should have had the bridge fall down. For the confused people, a bridge, in a song, is a section that serves multiple purposes, including connecting and contrasting other parts of the song, building tension, and adding variety. I figured I would put this since many people didn’t know the term in music (the connection with Taylor Swift). Please kindly stop messaging me about TS and this post. I got the joke as soon as I saw it. Post approved.
It's times like these I should remind myself that this sub is full of children and not to take everything so seriously
The internet, discord, TikTok, social media in general. It's all kids.
Plus it's coming in to summer and school is letting out, so they'll be online more frequently than when they should be in class
You really think class will stop us?
Congrats on belonging to the worst generation in the history of the world.
Ok, boomer (damn haven’t said that In a long time)
Times like these? This is a marvel memes sub, of course it's full of children
Take a look around your workplace and tell me it isn’t also filled with children.
Huh?
Wut?
Taylor swift is upset Jake Gyllenhal broke up with her so she made him out to be a horrible terrible person in a song and Swifties were like "this is 100% the entire story we trust our queen implicitly". Spiderman killed Mysterio in Far From Home
Ooh, OK, I didn't get the bridge part. I didn't know they had dated.
A "bridge" is both a specific part of a song, and a man-made structure for crossing a river or canyon. Taylor Swift (apparently) wrote a song in which she aggressively "took down" Gyllenhaal, presumably particularly with the bridge of the song? (I don't know her music). Spiderman defeated Mysterio in a fight on a bridge over the Thames in London. So, both Taylor Swift and Spiderman "destroyed Jake Gyllenhaal with a bridge".
"I don't know her music" Sure, you don't. Don't be shy, you're a swiftie.
No. Just....no.
He just knows music facts and probally read other comments
Right?! This mother fucker coming in here and giving us context to the meme. The fucking audacity. I hate understanding jokes and references. Whole day ruined.
That's a bold presumption. Most people aren't swifties.
There's absolutely no need to know any of her songs to understand this. Literally none. And there is no benefit in knowing them. A bridge is a general music term and from context it's 100% clear what was meant.
Don't expect majority of people to know anything besides her name and looks, beside the fact that she's quite just a basic white girl
I believe bridge is a song term
At some point she. is going to date every available male human on the planet, it’s just a matter of time.
Oh, so when is my turn?
You say that like it's some moral failing to not settle down with penis a woman finds.
It has nothing to do with morality and everything to do with it being her whole annoying schtick. She and the entirety of the entertainment world have seemingly decided that we are required to be notified if, when, and who Taylor Swift is currently stringing along.
The whole shtick of...being a human being that dates other human beings? You know you can just ignore that info, right?
Do you feel the same way about guys who dateany women?
Yes.
Fair play I suppose
Don't just eat up this Mysterio-propaganda, Mysterio died by is own bullet!
Or maybe the trickster villain didn’t die but faked his own death
Or maybe this is still Thanos using the reality stone and after Phase 4 they will jump back to the Guardians of the Galaxy meeting Thanos at the collector's office.
What song
Is that the only thing she sings about? Legit asking never sat down to listen to one of her lyrics, not my type of music, but reading comments on the internet makes it sound like it's literally the only thing she sings about.
Percentage-wise very few of her singles are about her exes, it's blown way out of proportion. That being said her most recent album is pretty much entirely about her exes.
A small percentage of her songs are about exes...... But she's been doing music for a while, pretty much constantly active putting stuff out, so that small percentage still ends up being a pretty sizeable number of songs.
Pretty much
It's awfully ungenerous of them to assume that she is incapable of writing fiction in her songs. Imagine being so bad at writing songs that you can only jot down what you have personally experienced. Surely her fans should think more highly of her than that.
Mysterio shot himself tho
Spider-Man is a menace, you can't trust anything he says.
What does that half to do with a bridge
Bridge is a part of a song like verse or chorus
Oh I was thinking that the lyrics discussed bridges. That makes more sense. I swear I’m not dumb I know what a bridge is I just didn’t think about that.
*Have A bridge refers to the part of the song that leads from the verse into the chorus
The bridge is a musical passage that connects two sections of a song. For example, a bridge often connects the verse to the chorus of a song. It can also sit between the last two chorus sections to add variation
I think her Jake song is "We are never ever ever getting back together"
It's All Too Well. The 10 minute version is fantastic.
Aw shit. The swifties are gonna execute me
I don't think they hang out on this sub. Yet. Wait until she's in the MCU...
He dodged a bullet, breaking up with Taylor.
Didnt dodge a bullet attackin Peter tho
Doesn't Taylor do this every time? Or is it just a Family Guy Thing?
thanks for giving me another reason to dislike taylor, ill add that next to her private jet and greedy habits
That hatred of the evil Dr strange and his musical bit is making more sense now.
This is the right amount of fuck I give to this. Little be curious about it but not enough to write the entire world “what”
My question though is which song is "about" Gyllenhaal?
All Too Well
having a meme flop because reddit is too stupid to know how songs work is rough srry op lol
This got 500 upvotes in like three hours I'm fine Edit: This has more than 3000 upvotes, it's not a flop anymore lol
Watch this end up on r/peterexplainsthejoke
If it does I’m gonna link the pinned post by the mod 💀
Punned?
My b, pinned
twitter Screenshots are not memes though
Here now, it did not flop lol
reminds me of the time Felix Kjellberg was on a bridge
I literally went to the Eras Tour and I still dont get the hate swifties give Jake. Taylor hasnt mentioned him once and he literally does not care about anything related to Taylor, yet anything he posts or says is full of toxic replies to him..
Because Swifties are in a cult.
Because people are mentally ill, and make having a parasocial relationship their whole personality
There's a song played by Taylor on the tour called all too well, it's about Jake
Wasn't he destroyed on a bridge in Far From Home?
Welcome to the joke buddy
I'm not your buddy, pal!
I'm not your pal, mate!
I’m not your mate, homie!
I'm not your homie, friendo!
I'm not your friendo, bub!
I’m not your bub, sugar
I'm not your sugar, brother
I'm not your brother dude
Did you just call me blob?
I'm not your bub, comrade!
This is excellent. Tom Holland is awesome as Spider-Man, and if you haven’t listened to “All too well”, there is a reason it’s one of her more popular songs. It’s allegedly about Jake. I took my wife to see Taylor last night in Edinburgh and Taylor killed this song.
Lmao.
What's the song?
All too well
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I don’t think this post is as clever as OP thinks it is
Apparently clever enough to baffle people in this comment section lol
It's quite funny though. I laughed a bit
I just thought it was funny lol
At time of writing at least 700 other people agree with you, nice meme. Oh btw I’m stealing it to share with mates cause it is pretty clever too have and upvote for compensation
Oh yeah, sure, no problem dude 👍
You're right, but in the wrong direction. It's apparently *too* clever for this sub.
In both cases he deserved it. 🤨
Fair enough. Be wary of dating a musician — they’ll flaunt the aggro if you part and coat their barbs in dulcet tones at your expense. Nevertheless if it’s good you’re golden. In Jake’s corner 100%. She has a history of dropping men for publicity.
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Huh? She's like the biggest popstar and he's the biggest superhero, yeah I'm not insulting him
Spiderman destroyed *on* a bridge, not by a bridge. Mysterio killed himself when he tried to bomb Spiderman. The bomb killed him, not the bridge.
Good thing that no one said "by" a bridge.
With less singing talent comes great feminism.
Me man. Me angry at popular woman.
She Hulk twerk? #😡
Me angry all shows not made to appeal to my specific likes.
Aww look how sad it is 🥹
Show me on the doll where the feminists hurt you
What did she do to you?
On a bridge and with a bridge do not mean the same thing.