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ZephyrAnatta

And the lines at gas stations have never been the same.


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amphetaminesfailure

I hate when they have the cashier check the numbers on the ticket. Come on man, it doesn't matter if it's the first ticket on the roll or the 150th. It's fucking randomized.


RichMenNthOfRichmond

Those are the people that have special coins they use and are superstitious


Dimitri3p0

You know, morons.


DutchMasterClutch

I used to work at a corner store .... ticket number 000 is usually a winner that $50 ticket is a guaranteed $100 winner every 4-5 in the book


Rough-Silver-8014

😂


magnabonzo

Whether or not they're a [tax on dumb people](https://old.reddit.com/r/massachusetts/comments/1d37ao9/50_years_ago_ma_invented_the_first_ever_scratch/l65ldsz/) (FWIW I'd say they are)... they've repeatedly been shown to be a [regressive tax](https://www.governing.com/finance/lotteries-are-a-regressive-tax-why-do-progressive-governors-support-them), i.e. they place a [heavier tax burden on the poor than on the wealthy](https://taxfoundation.org/blog/are-lottery-taxes-regressive-and-what-does-regressive-mean-anyway/).


Regular_Historian892

Is it really a tax though? It’s more like the government running a side business. I’d like to see the government doing a lot more of that, to be honest. Give me a public option for housing and healthcare next! Also, this is why we say “correlation != causation.” Do they play the lottery because they’re poor or because they’re stupid? Are they poor because they’re stupid, or stupid because they’re poor? Why not all of the above?


flamethrower2

Lottery per capita Massachusetts #1 almost double the next closest state. https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/research/lottery-statistics/ Motley Fool's stats are from US Census Bureau 2023 so should be reasonably trustworthy.


PM_me_PMs_plox

"Most educated state"


jimcreighton12

First state to tax stupidity


Regular_Historian892

That’s why it’s so smaht, kid.


ak47workaccnt

>State lotteries were cropping up around the country in 1964 after the first was established in New Hampshire. As Vietnam War spending increased, so did inflation and budgetary shortalls...Voters wanted all the public services they had gotten used to but also didn’t want higher taxes State needed more money, but it was politically unpalatable to raise taxes, so they decided to tax dumb people through the lottery. Dumb people don't deserve to be robbed by the state.


Hoosac_Love

Puerto Rico beat the continental US States to the punch in the 30's ,then New Hampshire came along in 64


DieMensch-Maschine

Correction. A tax on poor and dumb people. I wonder how many Kennedys ever bought a scratch ticket.


wildthing202

Considering their luck throughout the years probably not much.


Regular_Historian892

Dummies were getting robbed by the neighborhood wise guy before the State created their own numbers racket to compete. A fool and his money is soon parted. Can’t be helped.


mullethunter111

“Suckers”


drMcDeezy

The vets or the lottery players?


mullethunter111

The players


thatguyonreddit40

This shouldnt be seen as a good thing


Hoosac_Love

Back when I drove limos I took someone to Braintree to do the tax paperwork and all the formal stuff for a $50K a year a life ticket.Guy never tipped me actually LOL


Commonslob

The hell with those things. And they have the nerve to count “free tickets” as prize money. I didnt actually win, I just didn’t lose


SciJohnJ

The lottery is voluntary taxation. I'll pass.


Hoosac_Love

I'll bet ya 50 bucks I can quite gamblin' 😁


CLS4L

Then Mittens cut the payout thanks republicans


Hoosac_Love

What do you mean by Mittens


CalendarAggressive11

Mitt Romney


Hoosac_Love

I should have got that LOL makes sense


Rough-Silver-8014

Crazy how the government controls all these lotteries. Basically just another tax.


ThatOneAlreadyExists

And their monopoly prohibits other good ideas because it makes them illegal. Prize-linked saving accounts are amazing for a population, but are illegal because only the state can run the lotto ...


baxterstate

Taxing stupidity was a brilliant move.


7HawksAnd

It’s taxing desperation, not stupidity


wkomorow

"All you need is a dollar and a dream" - NY state lottery slogan


baxterstate

Nah. It’s not desperation when they buy lottery tickets along with cigarettes and beer.


7HawksAnd

Wow you got me, you just totally described someone completely not in a desperate situation 🙄


Madmasshole

If your that desperate, then you can’t afford $11 for a pack of smokes and $20 in scratchers


7HawksAnd

Desperate ≠ Destitute 🤦‍♂️


baxterstate

I have no sympathy for smokers, alcoholics, drug addicts. They did it to themselves willingly. People afflicted with cancer or diabetes would love to be cured by simply changing their behavior.


7HawksAnd

You seem miserable. Hope that’s not permanent.


verdis

Something to be proud of. Maybe?


Wetzilla

Absolutely not. The state preying on people with gambling issues (usually the people who can least afford it) is super gross.


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Wetzilla

Oh, well if they're only exploiting a small percentage of the population who cares? There is no reason for the government to be in the gambling business.


Hoosac_Love

MAybe


The_person_below_me

A tax on dumb people, I love it!


amphetaminesfailure

I mean the people who play daily/weekly are definitely dumb. I don't think there's anything wrong with once in a while if you can afford to lose the money. A few times a year if I get back a couple dollars in change I'll tell them to just give me a random $2 one for the fun of it.


bibliophile222

When I worked at a gas station I would buy one occasionally (usually $2, never more than $5) because they were right there staring me in the face, and I started getting a weird sixth sense as to which ones were winners. I would say out of the maybe 50 I bought over several years, at least 30 were winners, and one of them was for $1000! I've therefore won far more money than I've ever spent on it and have successfully beaten the system.


The_person_below_me

I agree, I play maybe 2x a year. Would it be nice to win? Sure. But am I gonna be naive and not realize success takes hardwork? Of course not.


PM_me_PMs_plox

Taxing poor dumb people is inefficient since a lot of the money just gets returned to them as government benefits. We need a lottery where the buy in is like $10,000 so we can specifically tax rich dumb people.


Madonkadonk2

This timeline matches way too much with family members who love to get scratch tickets for their birthday.


WallAny2007

I remember Yankee Doodle Dandy $1 tickets. Not sure if they were first or if they were for the bicentennial


vsohochurch147

Leave it to one of the most corrupt states to come up with this


Hoosac_Love

Lol