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PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Did the camera dude crawl out of the bush, too?


djh_van

Camera guy's like: *"Let me film it! I'll get a stick and push him away...later..."*


CotyledonTomen

Push away a snake poised to attack? Im glad youre not my cameraman.


Ressamzade

You would get a bite in your ass before you even manage to take the stick from the ground


SIRENVII

The cameraman is a lakitu. He's safe.


Majestic-Load1234

Cameramen are invisible.


Jasher_Kabal

Beat me to it. He could have at least find a stick.


Jully_Juicy

to mess with those who are quiet?? lol


Calamitysam32

With a 'wild(defanged) eastern diamond back'


k2_jackal

have your buddy with the camera put the camera down, grab a stick and move the snake...


magirevols

He’s trying to be Steve. Guy, you aint Steve


9host9

CRIKEY, SHE'S A BIG SHEILA!!! 🐍


califarnio

"I'm gonna sneak behind it and stick a thumb up its ass."


DRogers372

“Thet aught ta relly pess him off!”


Jezzer111

“Crikey, What a little ripper”


thedeuschebag85

Steve would've been making out with that rattlesnake by the 10th second saying 'awe she's agitated now mate.'![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Ok_Temperature_5019

Aww. She's grumpy. It's ok little cutie. She's a grumpy one


Shadowmerre

Steve would have been "This is one of the most poisonous snakes on the planet! LADIES and GENTLEMEN, I will now put my finger up its anus"


RagingKajun444

Lol!!! He wouldn't do that.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


HDUB24

It’s a South Park joke lol


Responsible_Trifle15

😅


Character-Milk-3792

True. It appears as though this guy is still alive.


YesWomansLand1

This guy is neither Steve Irwin, nor is he Steve Backshall


ApprehensiveLet8631

Yeah, Steve is dead, so he better not try to be Steve.


Dotmatrix74

Too soon dude.


Sugarylightning663

I’m with you man it’s still to soon


Otherwise_Duty1457

Exactly!! But then that wouldn’t get views


lusoportugues

Cameramen was like: "If he dies... He dies..."


Porkchopp33

And loose the footage ? Lol


Doogie102

For this very reason he kept on calling it an eastern diamond back rattlesnake and not, diamond back or rattlesnake. I will say this was staged and I would guess that the snake was very recently milked of all its venom.


SqueezedTuna

Boop his tail again, i think second time will work better


senorglory

No, he needs to tickle snek under the chin.


bigglesofale

I know the camera man, it’s his pet rattler…de-fanged. Welcome to “reality” tv


more_beans_mrtaggart

I came here to say this. All the Indian guys going face-to-face with cobras have removed the fangs with pliers. Gotta make money or gotta get likes. It’s all the same.


dogquote

Well that's horrifying. :( Now I'm sad.


Ok-Life5170

They have multiple sets of teeth ready to pop out right behind the main ones. You need to remove the venom sac to truly make the snake harmless.


-Shasho-

Instructions unclear, snake has been decapitated.


MountainCourage1304

And a decapitated snake can bite you for hours after it dies. Youre still not safe.


windyBhindi

Where did you get that from?


Sandgravie

Forgive my ignorance, but is de-fanging snakes a common thing for their owners?


chavalier

No and it's unethical, illegal or regulated. Also has some medical risks. If, for some fucking reason, they want to keep a venomous snake as a pet they can get it's venom glands removed. But it's also not really ethical imo.


Key-Cartographer7020

ide say its a bit better then pulling teeth with pliers


VolumeLocal4930

Yeah, while you're right, id hate for homie to ever be let loose and then not be able to effectively get food


Key-Cartographer7020

That's the pet owners responsibility at that point. Honestly though shouldn't have a exotic snake as a pet plenty of pets you can have that don't require that. It's. All hypothetical. Also homie won't get food without teeth guaranteed. At least he has more of a chance with teeth


YearOutrageous2333

Large majority of venomous snake owners do not defang or devenom their snakes. It’s widely seen as unethical.


Sandgravie

Thank you.


Streetthrasher88

I completely get what you’re saying but just to clarify… They remove venom glands behind the eyes - not the fangs. Rattlesnakes normally shed their fangs so “defanging” wouldn’t be very effective. Interestingly enough, some people will have venom glands removed but then they grow back resulting In sweet sweet justice for the poor snake. Disgusting practice on par with getting cats declawed.


migurushii

You do? What's his name


Foogie23

Always hilarious to me how people act like Reddit is better than Facebook and here we are where one of the top voted comments is a dude saying “I know this dude blah blah blah” with no verification.


blackop

doesn't this guy fuck with snakes all the time?


MasterOfTheTable

I sure hope not, bc that would be zoophilia


Veeraraghavadasa

r/cursedcomments


warhorsey

i’m gonna blow on him i’m gonna touch it’s tail i need to poke it with a stick HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW BRO


EpicTwiglet

Snake doesn’t have any teeth 🥺


thrownawayd

/r/donthelpjustfilm 👨‍🍳 💋 🤌


Bitter_File_4014

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


HUGErocks

Why is it when I actually want to go to giphy to find the source of this gif it won't do it but when I tap on a totally different comment I get launched straight there


UnknownFactoryEnes

this needs a medal


philly2540

Guy with the camera was a big help.


Nico_Fr

"Veno-mous? Oh hi Venomous!"


Disastrous-Limit2333

I need to rewatch that


Remeberthebrakshow

One of those bit my dog in the face years ago while we were on a hike. Wild day and expensive vet bill. She lived.


Autxnxmy

“I don’t know if that’s adrenaline or fear” They’re the same thing buddy


rrrunk

I dont know why i had to scroll miles for this


Striker887

I was gonna comment this, glad someone else said it


Little4nt

I once got super stoned and was hanging out with my friend in a bench carved into the dirt under a bush in so cal. The bench had a dirt arm rest on my left. After about two hours I looked to my right and noticed a baby rattlesnake snuggled up within a foot of my right leg. I’ve never become completely sober sooo fast. I just slowly scooted over but the sketchy part was lifting up my body so close to its head to get over the arm rest part. I’ve never been so terrified and moved so slowly


apethefik

bet his backpack full with all kind of antivenom


fmaz008

I can't imagine this possibly being a good time even with a anti venom. Lol. Holy hell.


opinionate_rooster

You don't need antivenom if the pet snake is defanged.


Scared_Angle_5796

That was my first thought, that the venom was extracted or something, didn't know about the being defanged.


gizmo_style

“I had to move out of this guy’s way as fast as possible!” Proceeds to crouch close by the snake that is still VERY much in striking pose and giving warning signs.


Neat_South7650

Getting annoyed at some of these nature videos where some asshat is just deliberately disturbing critters for a like


terra_filius

I think he was much more disturbed haha


philovax

The only problem is in certain part of Appalachia the rattle can be mistaken for the shaking of a pill bottle. This is more likely to attract Appalachians.


GilmerDosSantos

boone county mating call


coltar3000

![gif](giphy|11ek2K7ZNXZPUY|downsized)


Bluesmanstill

Snake: thought he'd never leave damn


Lolozaricon

Dude was so lucky, he bancrupted his luck account. And what the heck was the camera guy doing? Get a treebranch, best y-shaped and yeet that thing away.


mikki1time

That snake is looking at you like “what the fuck? This guy thinks he is invisible, does he know I have heat vision?


TheMoland

To afraid to move, still manage to ramble on. Seems about right


ClassicCantaloupe1

Well. Considering there is a camera man could easily distract the snake I am very uninterested in the outcome


yoaklar

The snake got that dude pregnant. You should really watch the full clip. They now live happily with their snake human hybrid children in St. Louis


ClassicCantaloupe1

Geez…I spoke too soon


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Or get the guy killed by trying to distract the snake


ClassicCantaloupe1

He said “if only I could reach something to distract it”. Well grab a stick cameraman


tread52

I am as well considering it takes two to three days for it to kill you if not treated. It would hurt like hell but not fatal like he’s making it out to be.


Insolator

If it latched onto my crotch I'd want it to be fatal very fast.


AmiDeplorabilis

Not sure where you're getting you're info... they ARE extremely deadly. The misery and suffering while you die is immeasurable. Untreated, while not certain, death is likely... so yes, it's probably fatal. Even if you get it treated, the pain is excruciating, and the damage the venom causes to the body takes months, even years to heal.


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Maybe the most irritating snake encounter I've ever seen. duh get the camera man to help bro.


TateP23

At first I was like “Nah, it’s probably just a fake snake and they’re doing this for views.” But then he touched the tail and I was like “oh no, that’s real.”


T-roySwink

Y does bro sound like coyote Peterson tho


Uncle___Marty

I swear my heart rate went up watching that.


Lagunamountaindude

Maybe the camera guy could distract the snake instead of filming


ElvishMystical

Damn lucky that wasn't a puff adder or common lancehead. Or a Western diamondback. Poking any of these with a stick will fuck up your life. Yeah, as if dude was just sitting there and the snake just came up to him. Keep in mind that the eastern diamondback is a pit viper. Doesn't need to see you to tag you. Snake obviously decided dude was too stupid to attack. Moving his left arm around was stupid. He was wide open and vulnerable and the snake moved onto his crotch to emphasize this. From his crotch that snake could have tagged him anywhere on his body. Jumping up and making himself bigger earned him a warning rattle. You lie on your back and roll away from the snake a few times to get out of strike range. You never ever let a snake get behind you. Save yourself half a million dollars and lifelong mental health issues. Don't mess with rattlesnakes.


Ordnasinnan

this is nick the wrangler, a keeper of venomous snakes, I never really liked the way he treated them so a quick google showed that I'm not alone in this https://www.reddit.com/r/VenomousKeepers/s/qJP1Tm7SPJ also i think he had some allegations of smuggling a tiger?


taronegerton

Lol I gasped when the snake moved onto his pants


UpstageLemon

What pants?


Fit_Midnight_6918

Is that a snake in your pants or you just happy to see me?


oneofonethrowaway

cameraman : I don't care if you die, Im filming this!


HammerTime2769

This gave me anxiety


Cr0ma_Nuva

Still amazed that his first idea was to breathe on it's face and poke it with a stick.


Prestigious_Tear_576

This was the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched. He sounds like a wannabe trying to improvise lines


Thatnakedguy0

For everybody saying why did the cameraman not do anything take a second to consider that any perceived attack against the snake would be dealt with accordingly and it probably would’ve bit the guy anyway. He could not have handled it better in my opinion he kept his self completely calm even if he was scared he did not let that control his actions.


Ephcy

You are the only comment I've seen so far defending the cameraman and honestly I agree with you cameraman did the one of the better options


WandererinDarkness

Plot twist: he actually brought his pet snake to the forest and made his friend film him.


Triple7Mafia-14

One funny style move and Ima flatline you.😆


Red_Rabbit6073

Just imagine the inner monologue of the snake "I am face to face with an idiot"


Known-Activity1437

I’m surprised all the dookie in his pants didn’t cause the diamond back to leave.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Is it just me or is this guy annoying for some strange reason?


SuperRusso

These people are both idiots.


Rihtzler

10/10 Camera man 👌


ClavicusLittleGift4U

1:05 "Your ~~soul~~ crotch is mine"


Yugan-Dali

I live in a rainforest with a lot of venomous snakes around my house. Stay calm and talk to them. Snakes can’t hear, but they can feel the calm and the vibrations. Also, here’s a pro tip from a jungle veteran: always look carefully before you sit down. Apparently it’s the cameraman’s defanged pet. But the lessons are the same.


Expensive-Vast-2123

Venomous snake vs. trouser snake. Who won?


[deleted]

Fart. Everything runs for dear life when i fart.


javi1321

Anyone else blow when he tried to blow the snake away or was it just me? Ok I’ll see myself out now


gyoza0501

The moment it crawled up on his lap, I shat myself


KiloFloat

I’m no expert but why would he touch the snake tail


Meme_Theory

I once stood on a picnic table for an hour with my friend Keith waiting for animal control, because there was a very pissed off diamond head blocking our only way back inside...


realbasilisk

Snake wasn't agitated and was not intending to bite - just curious about the warm thing that suddenly appeared next to it. Rattle wasn't going which is the precursor warning to a strike or just to let the person know the snake is there. Likely minimal danger in this particular scenario - but as always, don't fuck around with a wild animal. I loved his cute little face looking at the guy though!


TedBurns-3

I call BS- you wouldn't be commentating and moving around if you were in that much danger, nor would the cameraman just carry on filming. Nice try though ;)


miller38004

Bruh, you jumped up quicker than I've seen most snakes strike. Good job. I would have just had to get bitten because ain't no way my fat ass is moving that quick.


senorbane

Awful lot is snake experts in here


MemeGuy716

This was stupid. Ever seen what a bite from that does?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

I dont *think this guys qualified to sit face to face with a teddy bear.


MemeGuy716

It’s like it snuck up on him but I’d be doing ANYTHING to get away from it


SmartLikeTree

The fact that the camera guy isn’t helping at all shows that it was staged. I have been in the woods like that thousands of times and have never had a snake come up on me like that. Ridiculous.


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Queasy_Form_5938

Dude i would have found a way to ki... silence.. myself if i had a diamond back sneking my thighs.


Lopsided_Clerk_6347

Think I shit myself when it got up on his leg !!!!


DTRiel

r/SweatyPalms


StandbyBigWardog

If Steve Irwin and Will.I.Am had a love child.


Fr05t_B1t

As scary as being a situation is, remaining calm and using gentle coercing pokes with a stick is all one needs. This dude was fantastic. Only criticism is that he needed to back at least 1.5 snake lengths away. If the snake does bite, there is a chance it’ll be a “dry” bite meaning no venom was injected.


mysteriousmeatman

"Fuck." Truer word has never been spoken.


Funsized52

What are the odds you camera man could've snuck up behind it, grabbed it by the middle or tail section and flung it before the snake could strike?


It-s_Not_Important

Near zero.


jethronsfw

Nah that the weight of the crap in your pants making you shake


justdroppingmy2centc

Don't help just film!


TheWiseFucker

"What is your name? Oh, Veno-mous. Hello Veno-mous"


Planet-thanet

Im no snake wrangler but surely prodding the thing in its arse isn't going to get the result you want, unless... oh yeh views


Sat_Thu

Holy fuck big balls of snake


chinodb

I mean… unless he has a machete or a net what is the camera person going to do? Unless he knows for sure he can help, he’s better off with the camera. At least if he avoids also being bit, and can treat him or go/call for help.


differentdaybored

Absolutely idiotic


LynnScoot

If it’s that hot out perhaps snek is hoping for some of that water these people always seem to have with them.


ChickenFriedPenguin

People are hating on the cameraman, but the guy seems experienced enough to trust himself more to handle this than someone else.


faRawrie

If he didn't shit his pants, I did it for him.


Any_Telephone_1152

Maybe shut up.. All that heat coming out of your mouth.


CaitlinClarkBoner

Nope


Lonely_ProdiG

This was a fantastic maybe maybe maybe, holy cow!!!!


Late_Bloomer_1291

95 degree 😅


nam3sar3hard

I was so ready for him to put his hand down to push himself away/up and accedentally hit the snake and get bit


Fireflash2742

Good thing he was wearing is camo pants so you won't see the shit stain


__Becks__

Epic fail


ClanDansLaGrotte

Mr Snake just wanted a little cuddle :(


infinifire

It looks to me like there was a nest behind him? I'm not sure. I'm no expert but maybe it didn't attack because it was also trying to protect the eggs?


Secrethunter0

That's a nope rope...


ExplicitSaint

This is my favourite thing I’ve seen in a while! I don’t know if the show this to my mom or daughter or not (who are scared of snakes)… Can anyone tell me if this snake defence is helpful???


Decks95

r/SweatyPalms


BinauralBeastBeater

Sneak in-Sneak out.


shadow_sniper101

k the camera mans an idiot


tinfoilzhat

Can I pet datt daawg


Bitter_Silver_7760

does frozen in my tracks mean he’s frozen and he’s wearing track pants? 😂


evestraw

fishinggarret be like YOINK [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KrNAZez6Dzs](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KrNAZez6Dzs)


RathaIta

He just wanted a little kiss on the forehead,now is heart-broken


shaneblignaut00

What a pussy


EtanReddituser

How? He was up close and personal with a snake


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Touch its tail again bruh


Sansonofthelowlands

Steve Irwin - ‘Hello mate! You’re a little cutie aren’t ya?!”


Grouchy-Ad778

“Now what I’m gonna do is sneak up on him and _JAM MY THUMB IN ITS BUTTHOLE_”


ChainForsakenX

Cameraman said let me record instead of help


mesrepadam

*Ronaldo cameraman gif


Skairex

that was too risky...


Caligomez

“I’m shaking rn..but don’t forget to like and subscribe”


SensingWorms

![gif](giphy|5TM8quKQ4tk40QkMWn|downsized) The cameraman and the camera


infoagerevolutionist

Rattlesnake for sure and they have 'evolved' to use their rattles less because that is how they were exterminated. Evolved as in the louder ones, or ones with higher tendency to rattle, were deleted from the evolutionary tree from conflicts with humans.


Expensive_Error_3040

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


BleuFox16

The level of anxiety I had just watching this clip. When the snake moved onto his thigh I shifted myself


micro_desaster

Man that was tense 😬


r0ckydog

I was just watching this and I need a new pair of underwear. I can’t imagine being in that situation.


Master_Blacksmith989

He did the "You spit in my face 3 times and now you touch my butt, i dare you do it again mf!!"


Albsoon

Nope


ObiWayneCannoli

r/invisiblecameraman


Strict_Albatross168

I guess nobody's gonna have any questions if this guy is found dead on a random day...


SwashBucklinSewerRat

Coyote Peterson on a random Tuesday:


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Calamitysam32

This 'wild' defanged species


Ricomactrapo

Am I the only one expecting a jump scare?


OahuJames

Grew up in Florida and have encountered too many rattlesnakes.


wbgaurab

The reaction of a snake is really fast no?


InterviewTop3771

Why is bro recording atleast attempt to help


Band0fpandas

These guys are idiots


pelonweon

I have experience with snakes and I would have done things a little differently. First I would have shit my pants. End the story


WasteReveal3508

He didn’t even put the thumb in


aLazyUsrname

Is he blowing hot air at a venomous reptile that can see in infrared? Darwin Award candidate for sure.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

R/sweatypalms Edit: Someone who know what their doing should finish this