“Holy fuck. Holy fucking fucking. That body of yours is absurd.”

“How are you such an hourglass”

💀

Perhaps she spent a lot of time working on herself.

Hour you such a how are glass

Underrated

Und her ated

She has sand in her?

Fucking Adam Levine lmao

Imagine cultivating a sexyman image for a decade and then have that completely blown up when some random girl leaks your sexts that show the obvious truth: that a man who has been a handsome, rich rock star since his early twenties has the game of Kyle from South Park

No need for game when you're a pop star.

Of course not, but we have to feel that they do for the illusion to work. We have to think you could take away all their money and producers and they could still rise back to the top, because they're just that charming and talented.

You gotta be pretty charming to make it in the entertainment industry. But there are different kinds of charm. The kind that helps you make it in music doesn’t translate into dating, an unfortunate reality that many celebs have to deal with lol. “Why am I so rich and famous yet still so alone” seems to be a pretty common theme when it comes to lyrics in pop songs.

That’s legit all he’s gotta say for a majority of girls who message celebrities. It backfired hard once, I bet it’s worked far more than that

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If you disregard the underage ones, there's a gross, pathetic part of myself that still believes getting blowjobs on a tourbus is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement

Adam Levine after his wife catches him cheating: “It’s not always rainbows and butterflies it’s compromise”

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BANANA ROBOT

I think some Holy Scripture is better. “Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit” “my coconuts long for release”

I may need to see the booty

"Hollllyyyyyyyy moooooooolllly"

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"They're cool beans."

I suggest replacing the "c" with a "k". "They're Kool Beans." Sounds more hip.

A simple "Noice" will suffice

Suffoice *

I can't believe it, you genuinely made me laugh *outloud.* I wish we had free awards again. I'm pissed that such a simple and stupid joke got me.

Toight

Like a toiger

Kewl*

Kewl Beanz

kool beanzzz

The only right way of reading this is with Butter's voice.

Or say thank you milady

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Then, respond on 11:59 pm of the 3rd working day: > Dear (...), your submission has been thoroughly inspected and quality checked, and upon further thoughtful discussion, it has been decided that, fortunately, your submission has been approved. This letter confirms that you will get access to our private data, containing same-level material quality as that of your submission. (Proceeds to send nudes back) > I expect to get a final check in regards to the confirmation of our legitimate contract, bounding us under our own trusts that we will work together and provide for both of us, as loyal and importantful teammates and companions.

👆This this right here is the only acceptable response

Best response lol

Mate u ripped me off completely. I posted this exact comment before 🤣 Not sure if I should be flattered

Edit your comment to show what the comment was cuz the bot deleted it

"Our team" raises immediate concerns. Who tf you showing this to lol

Nice cock bro

hey Peter nice cock

Hey cock nice Peter.

Hey dick ....

Thanks, Kevin.

Thanks, Jennifer.

You look just like my sister

Especially if a man sent them.

Especially if your sister sent them

What in the Alabama..?

Family values.

Actually this made me think... Do MIssissippi hillbillies look down on Bama hillbillies and vice versa? Shoot Skeeter your dumb but least not as dumb as Merl and those bamians.

“Awooga!”

I was looking for this forever. Thanks chad

Send different ones, my homeboy showed me these already.

💀

Sounds like a joke but I've actually had to say that once.

💀

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Oh there’s gonna be banana in that bread 😈

☝🏾 I don’t like where this is going.😶

Well hold on let's hear him out

Day Oh! Dayyyy oh! Day I come in, I wanna go home.

Work all night on a drink of rum

[Daylight come and me want go home!]

But banana bread at work duuude! Hell yeah!

Just goes to show, if you wait for things, good things will happen.

As a male it is my job to top whatever she had sent me. So I’d have to buy a maid outfit and take some pics so she doesn’t feel left out

To me nudes implies no clothes? 🤨

Maid outfit > nudes

Ah, I see. Carry on

This is the correct answer. He has to demonstrably clean up the space before it's safe for anyone to get naked. Sorry, those are just the rules!

This guy nudes.

I mean they don't have to be wearing the maid outfit

"Nice"

Noice!!

Started seeing a girl, she sent me a topless picture. I did the only thing I could think of, which was to recreate the picture as much as possible and send her my version back. Trying to match the expression on her face made me look stupid as hell. I thought to myself, either she will think this is hilarious or she’ll get offended and break up with me. Anyway, we’ve been married for almost six years now.

Nice man congratulations 👍🏻

Thanks Champ

You got it hoss

Thanks uncle

One of my girl friend always says "I remember having one of those, although, mine was bigger." And the guys always end up blocking her.

This is the way

Yeah, I wouldn't be interested either after knowing she doesn't have a cock anymore. What's even the point if hers isn't bigger, ammiright guys? Right guys??

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Agreed! Good choice. I also have not gotten complains all 0 times i've gotten nudes.

I’ve got nudes once. From hips to sternum. You could guess what was out of frame, but nothing was visible. Still nice… kinda.

R.i.p your inbox.

*Austin Powers entered the chat*

Nice tit(s)/dick(s).

"That's a good bundle of dicks."

And here I am more perplexed by the singular tit.

"Nice uni-tit."

Uni-tit we stand.

"This morning I found myself in an existential crisis, but these pictures are proof that fate sometimes smiles upon us. Jack Black once said 'tits or destiny', yet here I stand with both."

That looks infected….

Thank you for your contribution to my climax 🙏

Honestly though you should be hyping your partner up so that they feel sexy, confident, and desired. Failing to do that can lead your partners self esteem to drop and start a cycle that ends in you being single and your SO feeling like trash

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Thumbs up emoji

I learned once you say “super cool pic Bridget” even if her name is different

Sorry, wrong number.

Zamn! 👅👀

Where’s the lettuce?

Huh... Anyway. In the time before time, on the mysterious island of Mata Nui, six canisters washed ashore on a golden beach; and new and powerful legends were born. Tahu, courageous Toa of fire. Lewa, agile Toa of air. Gali, noble Toa of water. Kopaka, powerful Toa of ice. Onua, wise Toa of earth. Teamed with Pohatu, mighty Toa of stone, they battled the darkness of evil Makuta and the terrible menaces he unleashed, that threatened the Toa and the world. Time would bring new transformations, amazing weapons, masks and armor; and new and greater power than ever before. These Toa Nuva would need all their power, all their skills and all their wisdom to combat more dangerous threats like the Bohrok-Kal and the dreaded Rahkshi; servants of the evil Makuta. They brought fear, destruction and doom to Mata Nui. But new allies joined the fight and helped to defeat Makuta. ​ Secrets of an ancient land called Metru Nui were revealed; a land that long ago had it's own heroes. Who fought for justice with all their powers and skills, braving any danger to keep their city safe. Challenged by the Vahki; robots programmed to pursue, capture or destroy. These Toa fought on. Even when turned into nightmare versions of themselves they never surrendered. Whoever the enemy, whatever the odds; they fought and they won. ​ In other faraway lands, evil continued to grow. Monstrous creatures longing to be unleashed; but the mantle of *Toa* was worn by new warriors, on a quest to find the legendary *Mask of Life*, nothing would get in their way. Not on land, or under the sea. No matter where the *Mask of Life* might be, no matter who dared to try and possess it with stealth, power and evil schemes, the Toa would be there. Armed with new masks and weapons, ready to fight to save a *universe*. With enemies on every side, outnumbered and under attack; stranded in the depths of a strange ocean and facing monsters beyond imagination, the Toa would find a way to win. No matter what the future may bring, some things will never change; like the courage and daring of true heroes. ​ In 2008, the Toa face their greatest challenge; a battle in the skies at the core of the universe, the Toa Nuva will continue the fight; the final battle, is about to begin.

you’re in too deep

Nudes < Bionicles Lore Also your name says it all

Thank you

Pick an emoji and call it a day

🗿

🛴

🤮

😂

🌝

👎

🇻🇦

🤺

🤯

💀

You comment on them... they are part of the talking dirty...

“Dad, please stop!”

You too, huh

Its worse for me. My dad is well over 80.

Inches?!

Body count? What an beta

Something's wrong i can feel it

Is it the sand? Is something wrong with the sand?

I don’t like sand…

Mum?

So….. thanks?

If asked for: Good job, you did a good nude! If not asked for: oh boo that was not a good thing. Disclaimer: I am socially awkward.

So hot right now

Heart eyes or send one back

Usually one of these emojis “😳🤤😍🥵😈” lmao

*wolf whistle* AWOOOOOOOGAAA *eyes pop out of head and tongue rolls out of mouth like a carpet as I violently bang on the table*

“Thanks! Reddit is going to love these!”

"I love you soo much😍 " if its your SO

"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

“Neat. Wanna see my Warhammer figurines?”

"you look like you smell impeccable"

I prefer “ You look like you smell incapable “

Several options, my person fav is loading them up in a paint program, making them sfw and sending back without any warning.

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"Amazing, you look ever hotter than anything i would ever have imagine"

Don’t you know any manners! Always say “Thank you”

Thanks mom

New phone, who this?

"Nice cock bro, 8/10"

Niiiiiiiice.

🔥🔥😈😈🤤🤤

I usually say "exquisite ☕"

Compliments for dear god compliments….*thousand yard stare* *thinks of all the laughing emojis* ….compliments 😳

Thanks for showing bobs and vagane.

I once got "neat!" as a reply. He didn't get a nude again.

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

Thanks mom.

Thank you come again

"The anus is unremarkable."

“You are now subscribed to our newsletter.”

Thank you for your patronage

I just block

"The boys are gonna love this!"

“Now do a silly one”

It depends of you wanted them or not.

You looked skinnier with clothes on.

-achievement unlocked 🥉 -

“Give me a moment. Ill be back in 90 seconds.”

Thank you?

Hot!

"I said Dudes, not Nudes"

I'm in a fight it's not going well I need dudes

You should see a dermatologist. I don't like the look of that mole.

More.

You just say daaaaamn! That way she won't know if this is a positive or negative reaction. No other response...

Good golly! That’s neat!

Noice

Your body is much nicer than my mom’s

Laughing and pointing gif

I just asked ‘Why?’

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Now I'll definitely subscribe to your OnlyFans.

Ew I don't wanna see this shit.

I usually just go with "New phone who dis?"

“LOL”

"MEDIOCRE!"

"wow, they look just like your mom's, cool"

“thank you”

"Wow you have lovely skin, meet me in the forest tomorrow at midnight :)"

Thankie for the spanky

"Thanks, These will look great on the mantle!"

“meh”

Harder

Damn you haven’t got the clothing dlc? My game had it when I got it.

A thank you would be nice.

“Cool”

Anytime I've gotten nudes it's usually okay to send one back