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Kenneth_Lay

His counterpoint slaps


Y_N0T_Z0IDB3RG

Bitch


SuggestionOk8578

How can she slap? šŸ‘‹


Mueryk

He stole it from someone else. Fuckin China.


Over-Exam-1332

Bitch


olddawg43

Apparently in China they donā€™t have the folk phrase, ā€œthe pot calling the kettle blackā€.


little_petite_girl02

that escalated quickly


Myke190

Bitch


TMMC39

Brick killed a guy!


MegaDuckCougarBoy

Look, I'm an American and I love my country, but if we're gonna pretend we never lied, cheated, stole, and murdered constantly throughout our history? C'mon now


PlusIndependence1399

It's like a crow calling a crow black Idk what I even said here lol


Being_Time

Damn crows think theyā€™re so good with their 700 foot wall.Ā 


sparrow_42

Caw! Caw! Caw! CAW! Caw. -crows, when they read your comment (probably)


Accomplished-Yam6553

"My mother was a saint, take it back!" A crow reading your sentence probably


muffinmonk

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


PlusIndependence1399

Fair fucking play


Nsftrades

You put way to much effort into a reddit comment but it is appreciated


muffinmonk

This is pasta.


Nsftrades

This is what Iā€™m talking about. This is the easily digestible content that thrives here. Good job.


ELEMENTALITYNES

The kettle calling the pot black or something


petethecanuck

I LOL'ed. Take my upvote.


three-sense

Still more curated than that bitchā€™s post


KakLadder

one of the crows is cooking in gutteroil and harvesting organs tho


JemLover

Bitch


Y_N0T_Z0IDB3RG

The only reason we don't have a 5000 year history of lying, cheating, and stealing is because the country hasn't been around for 5000 years yet


Crystal_Voiden

>yet Ambitious


AdvisorExtra46

Also the fact they slaughtered the history that was here for thousands of years


S0PH05

Beats people pretending the US was the only or worst country founded on blood.


MegaDuckCougarBoy

Lmao nobody said that though, so maybe you're just hurting your own feelings and making it everyone else's problem


S0PH05

Thatā€™s allot to assume at the end there. Probability is against you on the claim nobody thinks or says that. But I find your certainty reassuring, it can be often hard to differentiate seriousness and joking online.


MegaDuckCougarBoy

I didn't say "nobody has said or thought that ever", I said nobody said that. As in, show me in this thread where someone said that. C'mon man, not really making a strong case for yourself as someone who doesn't make assumptions then gets mad at the assumptions they just made up


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MegaDuckCougarBoy

I am once again begging people on the Internet to learn what a word is before using it to try to win arguments. If someone is being hypocritical, pointing that out is not automatically whataboutism. Thanks!


Heroine_X_Alter

Well the difference is that NA history wasn't about that until the europeans showed up. The europeans on the other hand have done it pretty much as long as china.


MegaDuckCougarBoy

Dude, like.. I fully agree that the Europeans committed genocide on the native peoples of the Americas, but I'm also not going to pretend they didn't fight amongst themselves. Intertribal wars over resources and territory were just as common as every other part of the world. My entire point is that no nation has clean hands


applehoney

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MegaDuckCougarBoy

I'm not sure you're following the conversation


P-39_Airacobra

So, every country to ever exist


KakLadder

How can that be?


geneticeffects

Let it be.


Gusion-

Not Pakistan, they were born few decades ago


omgONELnR2

The fuck was bitch yapping about?


Ok-Situation-5522

Yeah china's not known for stealing and cheating, like they're not the british museum. Maybe the last 100 or so years with the dictatorship?


Ben_steel

This will upset many people but Stealing is taking something that doesnā€™t belong to you. When you conquer a nation, it belongs to you. as sad as it sounds. Itā€™s like saying my wife stole my half retirement fund when she conquered my heart itā€™s her entitlement. China is well known for stealing ask any Korean/Tibetan/Uyghur or ethnic group that isnā€™t Han.


Makisisi

That's a bad take


Zengyatta69

Forcefully taking anything, especially an entire fucking country, does not make it yours just because you have it now.


asdf_qwerty27

In the international community, it effectively does unless someone is strong enough or willing to take it back. Land doesn't just intrinsically belong to a group of people, and most land has had multiple owners through the millenia. People can dispute land claims if they want, or not recognize them, but it doesn't matter unless they can enforce their will. Like, Russia is claiming Alaska. If they can take it, it's theirs. The CCP can't take Taiwan unless they can take it. There is something to be said about governments that get the concent of the people being governed to rule. To maintain that in the face of warlords takes military power though. I'm all for stripping dictatorships and monarchs of their power and land in order to liberate their people and set up constitutionally limited representative governments, but that ideal can only be realized with force to back it up.


SkaterWhite

Tibetan here, and yeah, we hate China a lot for the bs they did to us


Loeffellux

Ehh, ending slavery was pretty cool, though


SkaterWhite

What do you mean? China never ended slavery in Tibet, they just worsened it by hundredfold


Loeffellux

can't find anything about that online. If you feel like it you can try to explain what you are talking about but that's obviously up to you.


jahtso

Chinese completely fabricates lies about Tibet whenever convenient, regardless if theyā€™re remotely true. Other than a few black and white photos or the corpses of Tibetans that China tortured during the cultural revolution repurposed for Chinese propaganda, there is no evidence of slavery. There should be millions of old Tibetans in Tibet walking around missing eyes, tongues, or hands from before China ā€˜freedā€™ them according to the Chinese story, but not a single individual exists. The 17 point treaty China made Tibet sign after their 1950 invasion even says Tibetā€™s local political system will be respected/unchanged by China, meaning if Tibet was using slavery then China was fine with it (see article 4 of 17), contradicting their entire claim of wanting to ā€˜liberateā€™ Tibet. After 1959 when Tibetans had violently revolted from Chinese oppression for many years did China first create claims of liberating slaves.


SteveFrom_Target

That's rich coming from her


tuhronno-416

She must be the average /r/worldnews user


[deleted]

Lol


IrrelevantWisdom

In fairness, America only has a like 450-year history of cheating and stealing (and genocide). Of course America is officially only about 250 years oldā€¦


Beginning-Coconut-78

This bitch made me agree with Chinese state affiliated media


BiggerLemon

傻逼


Apprehensive-Mail120

has she heard about great britain yet?


DayEqual2634

I stan ChenĀ 


FoundTheWeed

No, I'm Stan and he's Chen


Nsftrades

I rarely agree with the chinese but this man is correct


zombiehoosier

If sheā€™s referring to how various European nations stole Chinese land and/or cheated them with unfair treaties, then technically speaking they do have a history full of thieves and cheaters.


Parry_9000

Based


clineaus

I hate to agree with a member of the CCP but here we are.


little_widow_2023

WTF??


PrinceArchie

Is this real, link?


[deleted]

Did this just make me pro china?


Elucidate137

north americans and europeans acting like they didnā€™t fuck up the entire world


Necessary_Romance

What did they exactly fuck up?


Dictionary20

In world politics, China is a black crow, in a flock full of black crows. We really need to fix the corruption in all governments.


paperboy82

Blackburn, my dear, we have absolutely no room to talk. Get real.


Ill_Following_7022

America has been cheating and stealing from day one.


OldChucker

We take the weekends off now. You're welcome, world.


SoopahMu

When your best friend throws you under the bus.


LasagnahogXRP

TREACHEROUS DOG!


86Intellect

You said ot tho..


InigoMontoya1985

Cheating and stealing and name calling, apparently. Beats the Khans, I guess.


rctrulez

Might not be 5000 years, but she's right, fuck China.


SpyAvery

Bitch


no__one34

Curva


OkWasabi1988

Ugh ā€¦ they and she are such a joke Iā€™m virtually high fiving Chinaā€¦but like dude Marsha, wtf


KingofFools3113

Damn look at all these westen wumaos sucking on Chinese ***


hayasecond

Itā€™s kind of ironic since ā€œ5000 years historyā€ is alsoā€¦ wellā€¦ arguable


Ente55

is there a quacta calling a stifling slimy?


grogstarr

Looks like she hit a nerve.