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spypsy

Merry Christmas, Possums


Shifty_Cow69

That you Barry Humphries? I heard you died!


ecca_one

He did, but Dame Edna will live forever


soulsurfa

I knew I wouldn't be the only person to hear that in my head while watching that


scrollbreak

Weird, someone stuck a decoration under your door possum.


ecca_one

Haha!


aportointhewest

My thoughts exactly.


remington_420

The lights on the wreath and around the door probably attracts flying bugs. Maybe ol’ mates getting a buffet feed?


ecca_one

That makes sense! Probably hunting moths


PsychoSemantics

They eat leaves tho, not bugs. Probably thought your wreath was edible and was investigating.


remington_420

I just googled before as I wasn’t sure, but apparently they do eat bugs. But who knows what the little dudes intention was! What a cute visitor regardless.


PsychoSemantics

TIL!


West_Broccoli7881

Possums are opportunistic feeders. They'll even eat carrion.


Available-Seesaw-492

We had some that'd eat the dog food if it was left out over night, they really liked the dry stuff.


Bigboilongjohn

Someone changing their previously assure notions due to new information? You must be new to reddit lol


PsychoSemantics

My profile says nope.


WeatherDisastrous744

Fun fact pretty mucy every Herbivore is actually an opportunistic Omnivore. You wont find pretty much anything that isnt happy to chow down on the occasional insect. It makes sense, easy to digest and easy to find. Good way to get lots of protein that may not be present in leaves or grass.


JaiOW2

Ringtails are folivores, so probably not, the vast majority of their diet is eucalyptus foliage. Brushtails are omnivores.


shrikelet

The Christmas Possum needs to be a thing.


Hefty_Bags

The beetles didn't pull their weight, so it's time for the possums to step up


napalmnacey

It is now.


Professional_Plum_92

OMG! Bless that beautiful nugget of love! Xmas made! SO nice. 😊


Loubang

...and a possum in a door wreath!


blahblahbush

Yeah, ringtail.


ecca_one

He seemed friendly, fur looked so soft! But I didn't touch him; even though I reeealy wanted to


NoxTempus

They are very soft, I rescued one from a cat a few years back. Reeked of piss, but that might have been because it had just been attacked by a cat. That's probably akin to you or I being attacked by a tiger. Suprisingly, it didn't even attempt to bite me.


THRlLLH0

Probably just him, my dog tries to befriend them and gets pissed on often.


Bigboilongjohn

I love your simpsons style username


Top-Jackfruit3141

Maybe knew you were trying to help.


Barkers_eggs

Down Phillip Island there's a place where they're semi tame and will sit in your lap and accept pats for a small amount of fruit and they are soooooo floofy


Gloomy_Grocery5555

Don't touch them, they can carry disease


Barkers_eggs

So can people


Top-Jackfruit3141

Yes!!.


MeateaW

Picked one up when I was a kid (the dumb variety of kid), do not recommend. Carried it like a cat, it didn't bite me, but - well, they climb trees, and my squishy arm was in the right place. Wasn't too bad! a random neighbor helped me deposit it on a tree with a minimum of additional bloodshed (on my part).


juniper_max

Ringtails are very sweet and docile. Brushtails on the other hand are savage and have attitude.


Eddie_Vale

Yeah keep you paws away they have a hell of a grip and those claws ouch.. cut up an apple they love em or grapes but once you start feeding they’ll be back with a hunger


Mysterious_Shirt_823

Have been bitten by one I thought was sweet and friendly. It hurts. Wouldn't recommend. Aussie mammals are cute but mostly grumpy bastards.


Cashplease123

I think they're marsupials, no?


LeekFew8743

Marsupials are a type of mammal! They just split off from the rest rather early on, so they have a few unique characteristics.


Cashplease123

Today I learned


kitt_mitt

I wouldn't try to touch an adult. We found a very young ringtail alone in the yard a few years back, and he was surprisingly unbothered by being picked up. He sat in my hand with his tail wrapped around my wrist, happily eating a grape while we waited for a rescue to come collect him. So so cute.


ecca_one

Sounds amazing. I'm jealous.


loralailoralai

You’re not allowed to be jealous, you have a possum on your front door! No jealousy for you! (Just kidding )


HoolioDee

I can highly recommend that you don't touch it! Despite how cute they look, Possums can be frickin' vicious! I say this, after seeing one bite right through my dads finger once. Have you heard them growling? Most frightening hell-call, second only to koalas! They also carry all sorts of bacteria and disease, plus mites, ticks, and other parasites. [In fact, here you go!](https://www.sciencenews.org/article/australia-mosquito-possum-flesh-eating-disease)


NoBluey

Jfc. This is why I can’t be trusted around our furry animals as I’ll want to pet them all lol


rrebeccagg

The worst call has to be the Tasmanian Devil. It's blood chilling in the middle of the night.


blahblahbush

You just leave him be and he'll be on his way. It's the brushy's you chase off.


ecca_one

Yeah, that's what I did ☺️


SmellRevolutionary59

They take care of ticks. So don't hurt it. They are good to have around. It looks pretty young. Try to help him get some food. Can try to put out some small kibble of either cat or dog food, if you have a pet, and some water.


uhaveenteredpwrdrive

Sorry but no, don't feed wild animals, it encourages them to seek out humans and that can be dangerous for them. Water absolutely, but not food.


[deleted]

Good call… they look cute but like all Australian animals, they’re vicious little f…ers.


Barkers_eggs

No! Ring bell


ThrowDatJunkAwayYo

It’s interesting that its so grey. [The ringtails we have up here in QLD are almost red in colour](https://tooheyforesteec.eq.edu.au/support-and-resources/teacher-resources/ringtail-possum). I wonder if they are Different sub species or just different colour morphs?


ecca_one

Cool! I've only ever seen grey possums! Must be similar to grey vs. red kangeroos


ThrowDatJunkAwayYo

I’m not sure. Red kangaroos and eastern grey kangaroos are 2 different species. But when I looked up ringtails trying to work it out I couldn’t find any info on the variance - it looks like they are the same species just with a regional colour variance maybe? ([Kinda like how magpies have different patterns depending where you are in Australia](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Magpie-plumage-variants-and-their-distribution-across-the-Australian-continent_fig1_232248336)).


ecca_one

Cool Did not know that about Magpies. Thanks.


NoodleBox

Aww, what a cute little friend! We had an echidna wanting to come in like 20 years ago during the drought, poor bugger. We all thought he was a robber and went out with a cast iron pan. nope, spikey friend wanting a drink!


ecca_one

Haha! Cool. Yep! I opened the door expecting to tell whoever it was to fuck off, then I pulled my phone out of my pocket when I saw his cute furry face looking at me.


Serious_1

At 0.09 second mark 'Christmas card sorted!'


boommdcx

Touring the neighbourhood Christmas lights 🎄


Icy_Chain2075

Someone's after lamingtons


Valkyrie_Giraffe

Now that's some Possum Magic!


TofuFoieGras

He wants prawns, cherries and pudding


pongky77

Was expecting a giant spider, but pleasantly surprised.


IscahRambles

A spider large enough to rattle a wreath would be quite a sight!


Top-Jackfruit3141

Lol


ducayneAu

Poor lil guy looks frightened. Too many trees around the neighbourhood getting cut down and they have nowhere to go.


ecca_one

I've planted native trees (1 in front yard, 3 in back) since we moved in, and the council put a postcard in my letterbox saying they're adding more down our street early next year.


CardiologistNo5561

Agree. We have alot of new developments going up in my neighbourhood and with it comes the removal of existing trees. Never hardly seen a possum before till the knockdiwn/rebuilds started Funny, the possums seem to always end up at my place as I have an abundant of trees on my block.


ecca_one

I'm in an older area, not a lot of new development going on, but i do have lots of trees on my property and have planted more natives (gum tree, wattle) since we bought the place. Honoured to provide food\home for the local wildlife


CardiologistNo5561

My area used to be like this but it is all changing now. Great that you are looking after our native wildlife. Nothing will ever come close to topping nature.


Top-Jackfruit3141

Yes


MezjE

Hello Possum!


SoggyFarts

Living in the USA, I have never seen a front door design like this. Super cool.


Skarvha

Stock standard security doors. Allows you to open the main door and allow a breeze but no bugs or animals inside. Also fully key lockable so keeps out intruders.


SoggyFarts

Looks great. And they serve a purpose!


Skarvha

Yeah i miss them - moved to the US and the only thing they have here are stupid glass doors - like that's going to keep someone out and you can't get a breeze!


Ok-Championship-1453

I don't get why we don't just have a single reinforced door with a built in openable cover and removable screen for cleaning


ecca_one

I didn't expect the door to impress anyone! Didn't know that Security screen doors were unique to Australian homes. TIL


banananaah

Naww, yes a happy little ringtail! They love a bit of fresh fruit - he may have thought your wreath had berries on it?


ecca_one

Just checked the apple tree in the back yard. He must have had a nibble I can see tiny teeth marks


banananaah

Haha once the family finds out there’s a chance they’ll devour the whole tree 😬 they’re gorgeous but hungry, and don’t have a lot of natural habitat left. I think they prefer softer fruit though so you might be ok.


Top-Jackfruit3141

A possum from Santa!!!!. Yay, best present like ever.


Galternatives

Greet video


L_o_n_g_b_o_i

Wait, this isn't my tree


missiffy45

Oh wow how wonderful


ArdyLaing

cute. give him a xmas apple


mahzian

I worry that it has resorted to that wreath as there are no other tree options, can you set them up a box so they have somewhere to live?


ecca_one

Nah, there's a big gum tree in my front yard and lots of other trees around. He scurried off towards the apple tree and helped himself to some fruit


Skarvha

I was about to saw awe then reading this comment made me sad. You’re right I think, not enough nesting trees around. Hopefully OP can put up a couple of nesting boxes.


CardiologistNo5561

Have a few possums at my place. A little one I hand fed when he was with his mother and now a teenage possum. I call him and he comes right up to me letting me pat him while getting a feed.


maggietaz62

Wow, how gorgeous, a little Ringtail.


Glittering_Fig6468

😍😍😍😍😍


ChaosMarine70

Awesome post 😁


ecca_one

Thanks! I don't post much on Reddit. Been here for 13 years this is the first time I've had something to share


missglitterous

Santa's little helper!


seekingsmarts

Too cute


SewiouslyXR

That’s so cute!


killtheorcs111

Cute


setvice

Pretty sure you have to kiss him. Mistletoe rules.


Westy3000

😆


Extension_Damage_266

I call the big one bitey


MooseWilliams

So cute!


MondayCat73

Oh my gosh that’s so adorable!!!


-Jayden

It thinks the wreath is a dren. That is really cute. It needs a home. You should make it a proper dren, they are very easy to do with the hanging plant pots from Bunnings made out of that stringy material and the possum will be very thankful


napalmnacey

Awww. I want a Christmas possum.


IncendiaryGamerX

They be looking at you like "MMM bush"


Beautiful_Use4865

hypnotic eyees


thehazzanator

He's so fucking cute oh my god


Angy1122

What a sweetie. Try it on some peanut butter on apple.


a-real-life-dolphin

He’s so cute!!!


brindabella24

Possum girllllll that’s not a real tree 😆


Ashamed-Violinist-92

I was bracing myself for something far more hideous e.g. huntsman


Skydome12

if i fits i sits.


skeezix_ofcourse

Possum magic.


auniquemind

He’s just a little friend 😍


sourdoughroxy

Most aussie Christmas


ozzysince1901

Possum Magic


Gloomy_Grocery5555

That's cute. You answered your own question as a ringtail obviously doesn't have a brushtail!


fairysquirt

got some froots?


squirtlemoonicorn

How kind of you to provide a pre-decorated Xmas nest!


BrightGuess4475

He's just checking to see that all your Christmas decorations are up to regulation.


welcomefinside

"If I keep _really_ still I'm sure this human won't even notice me in this bush.."


Pokeynono

Oh Pos Pos. Give him a bit of fruit and he'll be your friend for life . He will also bring his large extended family. Years ago I used to participate in nesting box counts One box has 11 possums of all ages in it 😄


BoltFacts

Bro just loves Christmas


kirstieiris

My partner and I came back from a night out on Saturday, turned the light on in the bedroom, and there was a possum chilling on the open window sill.


noddyonthevoddy

Christmas Possum


Intrepid_Truth_8580

Awww 🥹 that's ridiculously adorable 🥰


Bulky_Secretary_6603

He doesn't seem the least bit worried


ecca_one

Not in the slightest. He's practically posing for the video!


monsteraguy

What a little cutie! They were probably attracted by tinsel and lights on the wreath


No-Pay1699

Awwww so sweet


qhx51aWva

His face looks like he’s saying “oh shit, I’ve been sprung”. Very cute tho


Hefty_Bags

Okay, she's cute. Ditzy, but cute


Lucy_Lastic

A photo containing both “Merry Christmas” and the possum wreath should be your Xmas card this year :-D


Comfortable_Meet_872

What a cutie! Love this 😍


loungeman76

Looks like someone else wanted to be part of the Christmas festivities


Elegant-Campaign-572

Happened to me years ago. He was not welcomed inside!


Smarty-Pants-Man

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal


mowglimethod

Cute but so unappreciative & hostile. I yearned for some gratitude from these fuckers growing up when we used to feed and house them in our roof. They don't give a shit!


okidokes

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal


corycaliber

Thought there was a possum inside your PC for a minute... xD


myoriginalvnamewasta

Yoink mine now


anoncorgi99856

And you didn’t offer him an apple slice you barbarian?! He was so polite!


miscaro27

This is so cute. We get ringtails too. Generally not as problematic to the house as regular possums. I'm kinda jealous ngl.


Ok-Championship-1453

Dinner


ecca_one

Haha No, we don't do that here


princessedelarue17

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal(possum)


chameltoeaus

Poor thing has his nuts caught


fuck-reddit-is-trash

Prolly watch a bit those things can be aggressive on occasions


AnybodyNew433

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AnybodyNew433

Don’t know how to paste pictures


saltinthewind

That’s heaps better than what I had rattling my front door last night. Stupid green grocers. The ones that fly at your head unexpectedly when you walk outside.


Hairy_Cube

Friend shaped :)


WashYourEyesTwice

Cheeky bugger haha


BigWilly_22

Looked like you were opening a pc case XD


[deleted]

Bro looks puzzled


[deleted]

Possum at my door and I wanna touch it!🎶🎵🎶


ecca_one

Possum, you're gonna spend the night?


[deleted]

I've had a ringtail just hang out on my screen door as well


ecca_one

Any guess why?


[deleted]

I think they just like climbing stuff haha,plus maybe it feels warmer or cooler


GoonerRoo18

Could be worse - could be pissing on your car windscreen.


kimbasnoopy

That pretty Christmas decoration looked delicious


bunduz

Old mate looking at you because your wreath tastes like poo


sam_spade_68

Delicious roasted!


Substantial-Plane-62

When your Xmas wreath looks like habitat and a food source! Stop this! You just attracted a protected species into a vulnerable position and you think it’s a cute situation! Farq me!


ecca_one

If it was edible, wouldn't that be worse? Then I'd be providing food to a wild animal and fostering dependence on humans.


Substantial-Plane-62

Are you just being an argumentative farq or did you not comprehend the post I made. I will spell it out! Take that stupid thing off your front door because you are making ringtail possums think they can get a feed! All the while putting said possums at risk of attack from dogs or cats or (stupid humans like you)!


ecca_one

Yes sir I will take it down right away!


adeptus8888

these need to be killed off


Wallace_B

What a sick bloody world this is.


adeptus8888

they are pests.


ecca_one

You're thinking of Brush Tail Possums maybe? (I think those are the ones that nest in your roof and fight loudly at night) Ring-Tails only spread joy.


adeptus8888

if the ringtails don't screech and howl as they fight outside my window at night and if they don't scurry on my roof when im trying to sleep then i have no problem with them. ​ edit: sorry i have no knowledge about different species.


ecca_one

Why??? It's native, not introduced or feral


pnatgrandy

The look he gives you says, "Did you want this?"