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fatbunyip

Looks like a Target catalogue for their new range of clothes for when you have to go to a wedding of someone you don't know that well and don't really want to make a big effort. 


Prime_factor

Or you when you need clothes for your date at the magistrates.


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Small_Fox_3599

It's the fuckin catalina wine mixerrrrrr!


ckhumanck

REAs are a strange type of psychopath. It's so refreshing when you get a REA that's just normal.


aesthetique1

POW!


Contiuous-debasement

It fills me with confidence to know that there’s 30+ years of real estate experience between 20 people


gameloner

why do they even bother with ad's like these? in 6 months time most of REA's or PM's would have left. LOL. checked their website, they have 2 newpeople. Ad is already out of date.


Random_01

That's how hard it is to sell a house in Melbourne! Leaning on the 1.5 years experience, including the .5 it took for the cert III in RE!


pissedoffjesus

I find it so fucking strange that they use people in their advertising. Baby, I couldn't give a flying fuck what you look like, just want a home that's not going to fall apart.


whatanerdiam

Exactly. So fucking weird how they do this. And dress in expensive suits and drive luxury European cars. Like, mate, I know where that money came from - you as the middleman where one shouldn't exist.


SHOOTMYCAR

Rea’s are some of the most narcissistic POS known to man, and everything is about image & competition to them


Pottski

We’re not the target audience. Rich wankers and their vapid trophy wives who care about extensive superficiality are.


fearsome_possum

The advertisements aren't meant for home buyers or renters. They are targeted to landlords and sellers. Sellers have a lot of face-to-face contact with their agent, so it's a name-to-a-face type thing. I'm probably in a reddit bubble, but I would have thought the amount shit they get for these types of ads, they would have tried a different format. Maybe a photograph of a destitute renter handing over a wad of cash to a landlord or a boomer couple carrying a sack of houses.


Altea73

Parasites...


Rumbaar

100% They see no purpose, other their own. They raise prices for the client and the buyer, so they get more.


freelancechocolatier

Selling houses is like selling chocolate. it's not hard and basically sells itself.


Csajourdan

The real challenge is selling a black mould infested 50s era chocolate.


mattel-inc

The group shot looks like Keeping Up with the Kardashians in 2027.


Hypo_Mix

i'd love to see McDonalds advertise like this.


Severe-Ad1166

leeches


GaryTheGuineaPig

Not keen on the censoring of publicly available information, it's [Raine & Horne Brunswick ](https://www.raineandhorne.com.au/brunswick)


bradbull

probably less about censoring and more about not advertising for them on reddit


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

Yup. Billboard is opposite the palace of all that is awesome about Brunswick, corner of Sydney Rd and Moreland Rd


Pro_Mouse_Jiggler

"Sales and leasing collective"? Resistance is futile... you will be assimilated.


gameloner

one person had to turn up in blue for a group photo.


South_Can_2944

What's with the cult white couture? The master race?


monominimal

Crazy that the biggest transaction of your life rests in the hands of these people.


StompyReddit

The locals aren't too happy about these fools either... [Fools](https://imgur.com/a/P4L5M9e)


Largebrickwall

jesus, there was another one??


BrisLiam

Funny, I took a photo of it this morning meaning to post it as well but had forgotten by the time I got to work!


SammyButterfly

Why are there two sets of photos? One of each and one group photo? It is like an advertisement for the photographer as well.


gameloner

probably for stock photograhpy. Stock image - loser in white suit.


CapButchFlowerz

It looks like an ad for the Bachelor or other reality TV show...


Supersnazz

Real estate is absolutely ripe for disruption. The amount of excess, self promotion, and pure fucking wankery is second to no other industry. There simply has to be a better way.


No-Zucchini2787

All righty guys can I have 1. Ones with cleavage on left. 2. Boss and boss lady on right. 3. Rest just scatter around. Maintain distance like east Richmond 4. Only guy with tie - fuck off I am gok a fold arms. 5. Oh....we forgot baldy. Hey baldy just hang somewhere on left. We can't fuck up boss area. All righty we are ready....click click


That_Copy7881

The burg? I hate this board. No style. Not one single iota.


LilMudButt

I love how they never show nice houses just their wanker selves… imagine a new Mazda advert and instead of showing the new Mazda 3 it’s just the Mazda dealership staff


NoRepublic30

Why do REAs think they are local celebrities? Stunning lack of self awareness.


Strong_Black_Woman69

What a bunch of wankers


Perfect-Brief7662

Where do they buy their clothes? RM Williams?