This right here
Alot of women are going to get the "freak" part wrong and think that means sleeping around prior to finding the one is a good thing.
I would way rather be with an inexperienced woman and become freaks together. That's ideal...
There is a parallel universe where men who sleep around with many women are looked down by society and women can fuck as many men as they want and the more they get, the more they're considered cool.
Yeah, wanting a virgin partner is such a weird hangup to me. I'm 32 and been dating a 32 year old for the past few months, she's had no prior sexual experience. The sex is getting better over time, but it's nowhere near as good (yet, hopefully), as when I've dated experienced freaks. Or even if she was experienced just to tell me what she didn't enjoy or want to do, so I'd know if we're sexually compatible.
Yeah that's a terrible take! I want a woman who has confidence in bed, same as women want men with a bit of confidence in bed.
How is anyone going to get to that state without making all the usual mistakes, without having bad lovers and good lovers too. It's all learning man!
Because I want someone I’m going to be in a relationship with to have the same values and beliefs about sex and sexuality that I do? There’s a lot of guys who demand a virgin while not being virgins themselves, and they suck. There’s also guys who value sex as an emotional act and want their partner to feel the same way. Sex is awesome, and I’m not a guy waiting for marriage, but I have it with people I’m in a committed relationship with and don’t sleep around. I think it’s fair for me to want the same in a partner.
Shit right, and I dont have time to be teaching every woman I try to date.
As long as she doesnt have any gifts that keep on giving (kids, STDs) who the hell cares?
Whatever, I had more slutty years than my wife but it’s not like any of our former parters ruined us because we practiced safe sex.
Vaginas come in different sizes, they dont get flappy and loose because someone slept with 7 dudes before you.
I assume you're also inexperienced then? Surely you must be if you want that from a partner.
Speaking for myself, big fan of the experienced women who can tell me exactly how they'd like it, so we can have good sex from the beginning.
Because there's a not insignificant number of women that either don't give BJs or give very unenthusiastic BJs. "Spittin on that thang" is very low level freak, but it shows that she's actually into pleasuring her partner.
I think because you don’t actually need to spit before the bj, since the mouth has plenty of saliva already so the result will be the same, and most girls don’t do it
Hmm, a sloppy bj with some spitting can be better than without it. Maybe some communication beforehand can help settle on spit or no spit.
Most women would do it, if you say you like it.
Idk what quote you’re on about but this is the correct quote by ludacris from ushers 2004 hit single “Yeah!” that had people screaming this all around the world.
I think in this case freak is more related to a woman who has attitude, enthusiasm, does her own thing, isn't afraid of getting hands on deck, not necessarily related to emotional instability or anything.
A girl can be fun, extroverted, even chaotic... but that doesn't mean these need to come with mental instability, lack of awareness or emotional immaturity etc.
I've met some girls like that and they were legitimately fun people to be around, as a massive introvert, sometimes I crave that energy.
It doesn't mean specifically pegging but it does mean being confident and open minded enough to be open to acts like pegging (which isn't really super out-there, it's relatively tame compared to for example a piss kink) without being afraid or making a scene about getting their hands a little dirty.
Someone who's unabashed or self restrained in their expression of their own joy and activities they they enjoy and enthusiastic about acts or services regarding creating joy and participation in activities/preferences of their partner.
Reciprocal acts of enthusiasm and joy.
Just a quick tug before bed Is that too much to ask? This chick got it right just spit in that shit to live it up and we’ll do the rest.
Just kidding btw. But wouldn’t say no.
The part men haven't figured out is how to get that loyal freak.
If you want the loyalty of a good woman, just be a good partner. You'll get all the Gawk Gawk 3000 you can handle if you aren't an asshole and know how to treat people. It ain't that hard.
I had a girl once who was fairly overweight but she had a pretty face. She smelled really bad, but she was exceptionally kind and very loyal. Jealous, even. I've never felt so valued. So I poured my whole self out for her. Bought her clothes, help her organize her house. Cooked for her. Bathed her, even. She wasn't really very bright, or funny, but my god. the things she would do in bed. Everything I could think of and more. She would always tell me how thankful she was that I loved her. We climaxed so many times in a row one time i thought I would pass out. We would wake up in the middle of the night and go at it. As soon as I got home. Before I went to work. I ended up leaving her because she was driving me mad. I still don't understand why. I was definitely losing my mind though. It was too much. Like the feeling when you've smoked too many cigarettes in a row and you start to get sick. Started seeing things in my dreams that made me nauseous. Soon I couldn't look at her anymore. It was like she was too perfect. Like I was dating a Siren or a witch. Fattening me up.
I still fantasize about her sometimes. But she also terrifies me.
>She smelled really bad
She wasn't really very bright, or funny
Soon I couldn't look at her anymore
It sounds like you liked the sex and the feeling of being valued, but you didn't actually like *her*. Being able to respect a person outside of the way they make you feel is one of, if not the most important factor in a successful long-term relationship.
As someone who married my loyal freak, I can confirm it's a dream come true. I do my best to be the best loyal freak I can be for her too. Life is good.
To be fair men aren't allowed to say that because apparently it's creepy.
I think it's fine to say you're looking for someone who's loyal and loves to fuck, but that's just me.
I think I speak for most of us when I say I just want a woman who is loyal and not bat shit insane, preferably one that loves me back. Too bad people like that are an endangered group, quickly going extinct
Loyalty first. We can become freaks together.
Loyalty first, but a good hawk tuah cannot harm next.
If you want that from the first time you meet her, either she's naturally talented, or she got a lot of prior xp
I fuckin love Solo Leveling
Have you finished it or just the anime
Yes
Yes yes
I’ll take lots of prior xp w/o flinching.
Both is good I think. But anyways, would love a girl that is loyal and a freak also.
This right here Alot of women are going to get the "freak" part wrong and think that means sleeping around prior to finding the one is a good thing. I would way rather be with an inexperienced woman and become freaks together. That's ideal...
There is a parallel universe where men who sleep around with many women are looked down by society and women can fuck as many men as they want and the more they get, the more they're considered cool.
Oh no! Not the snu snu!
I couldn’t care less if she experimented or is experienced. I would rather have a girl that knows what she likes. This comment sounds insecure to me.
Yeah, wanting a virgin partner is such a weird hangup to me. I'm 32 and been dating a 32 year old for the past few months, she's had no prior sexual experience. The sex is getting better over time, but it's nowhere near as good (yet, hopefully), as when I've dated experienced freaks. Or even if she was experienced just to tell me what she didn't enjoy or want to do, so I'd know if we're sexually compatible.
Yeah that's a terrible take! I want a woman who has confidence in bed, same as women want men with a bit of confidence in bed. How is anyone going to get to that state without making all the usual mistakes, without having bad lovers and good lovers too. It's all learning man!
Who cares what someone did before you?? Have confidence in yourself and don’t worry about the past, they are with you now.
Because I want someone I’m going to be in a relationship with to have the same values and beliefs about sex and sexuality that I do? There’s a lot of guys who demand a virgin while not being virgins themselves, and they suck. There’s also guys who value sex as an emotional act and want their partner to feel the same way. Sex is awesome, and I’m not a guy waiting for marriage, but I have it with people I’m in a committed relationship with and don’t sleep around. I think it’s fair for me to want the same in a partner.
Shit right, and I dont have time to be teaching every woman I try to date. As long as she doesnt have any gifts that keep on giving (kids, STDs) who the hell cares?
Seconded
Whatever, I had more slutty years than my wife but it’s not like any of our former parters ruined us because we practiced safe sex. Vaginas come in different sizes, they dont get flappy and loose because someone slept with 7 dudes before you.
Okay? Good for you. We all got our preferences.
How do you feel about men being sexually experienced?
I assume you're also inexperienced then? Surely you must be if you want that from a partner. Speaking for myself, big fan of the experienced women who can tell me exactly how they'd like it, so we can have good sex from the beginning.
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This is simp level stuff. Understandable on Reddit though
Hawk Tuah is one of the least freaky things you can do in the bedroom.
You would be suprised how low the bar is
Yea, she doesn't realize the hawk tuah isn't its final form
This.
Amen to that! Cheers
100% loyalty. It’s part of a successful relationship for the sex to get weird the longer you’re together IMO
I would settle for just loyal
I would settle for human Edit: pref. between 18-75
Alive non-exclusive
Well, they can't cheat if they don't have a pulse
I wouldn’t be so sure, better stay vigilant with those vipers
You really narrowed it down!
Dead or alive?
Pref. alive. Too picky?
Yes, you are being too picky, do justice for the dead too!!
Don’t pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living.
Just preferred? Not required?
They come in loyal??
Yeah, When you're a worthy partner who brings value to the relationship.
I don't get why purple seem to think it's freaky, bj spit is so basic
Maybe because purple is a color. They’re not known to have an accurate sense of reality.
lol this meme is gold
Yeah this girl doesnt seem freaky at all. She seems like she knows how to have a healthy sex life.
It’s freaky because she talked about it on camera
Because there's a not insignificant number of women that either don't give BJs or give very unenthusiastic BJs. "Spittin on that thang" is very low level freak, but it shows that she's actually into pleasuring her partner.
Username checks out
It really is. It should be a part of your genetic makeup when it comes to sucking cock.
I think because you don’t actually need to spit before the bj, since the mouth has plenty of saliva already so the result will be the same, and most girls don’t do it
Hmm, a sloppy bj with some spitting can be better than without it. Maybe some communication beforehand can help settle on spit or no spit. Most women would do it, if you say you like it.
It’s virtue signaling
Have we somehow been unclear on this?
We’ve been clear. Women are bad listeners.
“We want a Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed” has been man’s official slogan for over 20 years now.
How did you fuck the quote up lol
Idk what quote you’re on about but this is the correct quote by ludacris from ushers 2004 hit single “Yeah!” that had people screaming this all around the world.
Umm yeah. A lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
Exactly, let the animal come out behind closed doors.
Both loyal and freak is as rare as Bigfoot.
Single mothers ftw.
How’d she become a single mother though?
If I'm reading this correctly, Bigfoot ate her husband?
Bad husband/ baby daddy.
Agreed. Cant have both. Loyal ones are vanilla. Crazy ones are out of control.
Preach brother
But I'm right here 😔 Maybe I'm a bigfoot? Lol
Well, I want my partner to be loyal. Not sure about freak tho
I think in this case freak is more related to a woman who has attitude, enthusiasm, does her own thing, isn't afraid of getting hands on deck, not necessarily related to emotional instability or anything. A girl can be fun, extroverted, even chaotic... but that doesn't mean these need to come with mental instability, lack of awareness or emotional immaturity etc. I've met some girls like that and they were legitimately fun people to be around, as a massive introvert, sometimes I crave that energy.
Bingo. Freak does not mean pegging. Freak can be used for someone that's just enthusiastic in bed. 100% agree with your breakdown
It doesn't mean specifically pegging but it does mean being confident and open minded enough to be open to acts like pegging (which isn't really super out-there, it's relatively tame compared to for example a piss kink) without being afraid or making a scene about getting their hands a little dirty. Someone who's unabashed or self restrained in their expression of their own joy and activities they they enjoy and enthusiastic about acts or services regarding creating joy and participation in activities/preferences of their partner. Reciprocal acts of enthusiasm and joy.
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Lmfao what? You don't have to be crazy to like to have good sex...
Holy incel batman.
Yeah, she figured it out. In 2024. No signs of this before. Never. 🙄
Literally all we've been saying but ladies been trying to push onto us what we are suppose to "really" like.
That’s dumb
Naw. To quote Peatrice O'Neal, "women, your fantasies bore us and our fantasies disgust you"
DING DING DING DING!!! We have a winner.
How are they just figuring this out now? Men have never been *complicated*.
I feel it's less likely that men want a freak (although that's fine too), and more they want a woman who doesn't think that giving head is freaky.
“People really just want honesty, respect, attraction, and sexual compatibility with their partners. Who knew?”
Pretty simple isn't it?
You got it, the rest are just splitting hairs.
Just a quick tug before bed Is that too much to ask? This chick got it right just spit in that shit to live it up and we’ll do the rest. Just kidding btw. But wouldn’t say no.
Duh
Wait so she thinks that’s freaky? Now I’m wondering if I’m too kinky 🤔🤔🤔
Is a blow job freaky?
If it comes with a hawk tuah yes
Have we been unclear about that?
What exactly is freaky about a BJ? Isn't it one of the most ordinary, vanilla sex acts there is?
Anything that involves a 2nd person is considered freaky to the average redditor
I guess I'm still just a bit confused about why everyone's minds are apparently so blown by this hawk tuah girl.
It's the enjoyment of providing that's seen as freaky here, I think
It's her enthusiasm that makes it special and sadly hard to find
Its not the BJ, its her confidence in straight-up announcing it. That is someone who just fucking enjoys, well, fucking.
No one who gives boring blowjobs is "spittin on that thang". It's not just a BJ, it's an *enthusiastic* BJ.
The part men haven't figured out is how to get that loyal freak. If you want the loyalty of a good woman, just be a good partner. You'll get all the Gawk Gawk 3000 you can handle if you aren't an asshole and know how to treat people. It ain't that hard.
Gawk gawk 3000 has me rolling
She knows the code guys !
Just give me the tuah. The hawk part brings up some nasty shit
If she doesn’t work as a friend, she ain’t gonna be working as a partner.
YESSSS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Indeed!!
I would take alive
No shit Sherlock
\*loyal freak in bed There is no dignity in sharing your intimate life in public.
She is not freak.
Was it that hard to guess?
Loyal, honest and loving freak…… But 2 out of 4 is a more solid start than a lot of what is out there.
I settled for just loyal.
I had a girl once who was fairly overweight but she had a pretty face. She smelled really bad, but she was exceptionally kind and very loyal. Jealous, even. I've never felt so valued. So I poured my whole self out for her. Bought her clothes, help her organize her house. Cooked for her. Bathed her, even. She wasn't really very bright, or funny, but my god. the things she would do in bed. Everything I could think of and more. She would always tell me how thankful she was that I loved her. We climaxed so many times in a row one time i thought I would pass out. We would wake up in the middle of the night and go at it. As soon as I got home. Before I went to work. I ended up leaving her because she was driving me mad. I still don't understand why. I was definitely losing my mind though. It was too much. Like the feeling when you've smoked too many cigarettes in a row and you start to get sick. Started seeing things in my dreams that made me nauseous. Soon I couldn't look at her anymore. It was like she was too perfect. Like I was dating a Siren or a witch. Fattening me up. I still fantasize about her sometimes. But she also terrifies me.
>She smelled really bad She wasn't really very bright, or funny Soon I couldn't look at her anymore It sounds like you liked the sex and the feeling of being valued, but you didn't actually like *her*. Being able to respect a person outside of the way they make you feel is one of, if not the most important factor in a successful long-term relationship.
If you ever paid attention to your man then you would have answered your own question ages ago
Oh no… she knows too much
You’re just figuring this out?
Yes, because men only care about sex. Who cares about personality if she loves to Hawk Tuah spit on that thang
why does she think that providing lubrication moves a woman into the "freak" category? Not doing so would be freaky.
Yes, Lisa, you are correct.
A PEACEFUL loyal freak. No headaches please
What's a hawk tuah?
……yes!
As long as she is loyal. Hell yeah
Honestly? Yes. Always been.
true lmao
I too will settle for just loyal, but you guys honestly thing that huak thua is freaky? You guys obviously haven't been in a long term relationship :D
This is the way
Can I get some contest?
Yes
That's a really smart conclusion. She's good.
Well…yeah.
CPT. Obvious is female...hmm who knew?
Is that really that surprising??
What the heck is this? I keep seeing it referenced and no one explains it
Korn said it best.
It only took 100 years to figure it out. It’s so simple!
Every man just wants a beautiful mid to call his own
I have a thang but my wife would hauk tuah in my face.
I feel this has always been known “A lady in the street but a freak in the bed”
yeah, duh
Yup!!
Freak is completely optional, I dated an Ace chick for like 6 years and have absolutely no regrets.
Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
You should be 100% sure
As someone who married my loyal freak, I can confirm it's a dream come true. I do my best to be the best loyal freak I can be for her too. Life is good.
To be fair men aren't allowed to say that because apparently it's creepy. I think it's fine to say you're looking for someone who's loyal and loves to fuck, but that's just me.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FOURTEEN DEAD GODS IS HAWK TUAH.
Hawk tuah > nails and hair did
I think I speak for most of us when I say I just want a woman who is loyal and not bat shit insane, preferably one that loves me back. Too bad people like that are an endangered group, quickly going extinct
It took y'all thousands of years to figure this out?
Can confirm....im a strait man and this is 100% all I want out of the world and I will be set 4 life.
Even just loyalty would be nice for a change
Fèmboy:3
A different take is that men want someone who is enthusiastic and not treating it as a chore
I have asked several times what the meme is about. No answer. I want to die a happy man. Please explain.
I'm out of the loop on this one. Can anybody explain?
Yes
No shit. You don't say? lol
For me, the best thing of this video is her contagious laugh. :D
If no Hawk Tuah, I won’t talk to her
100%
Finally someone understands
And she's surprised by this?
Did this idiot think we wanted a disloyal prude?
I’d gladly settle for just loyal as well.
"Value Loyalty above all else" \-Raymond Reddington 
First I thought it’s the war cry of the II. Legion the Emperor’s Children… then I realized it came from that girl. Maybe the Emperor’s inspiration?
What about that clip has anything to do with loyalty? We just want an enthusiastic blowjob...
Correct.
They always forget the loyalty part somehow.
That chick said she had three sides pieces so I dont know about her loyalty.
I saw the original interview, idk if id call her loyal
Yes !!!!!!
Correct.
Like were not that complicated, we kept telling yall you were overthinking it and you kept ignoring us and overthinking it.
Just now figured this out?
Men can do everything else themselves.
Duh
I just found out about that meme. I’m so darn proud of you America. 
I mean, she's pretty with a great sense of humor. That's really all I need.
Hawk tuah now show me the loyalty with another hawk tuah later haha
A woman in the streets and a freak in the sheets has been a saying for a long time and it’s true
Who's Pooky?
Yall only finding that out now?
Ok what is that video? Seems that pic popping out loads but haven’t seen the vid. Someone can share?
Hot and freaky
She cracked the code lol