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Hopefully you aren't mistaking hating the government for hating America.
I hate the government and shit on them all the time, but I still love America.
One could argue that shitting on the Government is the single most patriotic thing you can do.
Clearly, it's the CIA who capitalized the first letter of this comment to reduce traffic to r/fuckthegovernment. In my opinion, the CIA should be defended and shut do-
Honestly, I have always laughed at how people talk about Texas, and how there are great people there, I always thought to myself, "there are stupid people everywhere, everybody must be exaggerating", then my dad moved there for a few years, and wow, it really is just better, and Texas's response now that the stupid people are migrating there to try and ruin it, is to try and secede. In short, I love real America (Texas).
Not really? Me and my boyfriend drove through once and 5 different police officers pulled us over, 4 of whom called us the n word and 1 of whom outright threatened to shoot us.
Dude. Same and i know its cringe. I have issues with our country and some hot topics as well but as soon as an European talks I about it i tell em to stfu.
As an American, I try to avoid letting my skin get that thin.
The true beauty of free speech is that it allows assholes to self-identify. Let the haters hate.
I know😭. But nah, in all reality, every country has stupid bullshit go down, the difference is in making the same mistakes over and over, and how the general public handles it, and I am ashamed to say that our general public has kind of been ass for a long time, and that we have been making the exact same mistakes on a loop. It is sad that we really do write our own jokes, and it is sad that so many "americans" dont see that and continue to do shitty things.
Well you're right about one thing, America wasn't always a laughing stock. From an outside perspective, the US became a joke as soon as they elected an inflated oompa loompa as president. The fact that he has a non-zero chance of coming back is even funnier to me. How can nearly half of 333 million people be that stupid?
Yeah, it is pretty ridiculous that the options our people have selected, is a senile old man who is clearly not controlling shit, or a convicted criminal who acts like an ass, it is also bullshit that we are choosing to target 1 politician, and not even for the real crimes he has committed, we should be targeting about 99% of our politicians for corruption.
Account made last month, every single comment is generic and in no way feels natural, only has 6 comments across 3 subreddits?
Gentlemen, it looks like we have a
Big
Ol'
Teletubby
on our hands!
No matter what. I’ll criticize this crooked country all day long but fuck these Europeans first and foremost. I’ll be damned if these motherfuckers come around and try to talk shit with *their* fuckin record.
America hates when people fuck with their boats so damn much that they decided to offer the entire world a free lifetime membership to "Fuck With Boats and Find Out".
Even North Korea was invited to the club:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dai_Hong_Dan_incident
Any time a foreigner insults America, I take pride in the fact that they're totally right. We're a fuckin mess right now and I'm appreciative of foreign countries mocking us because it really highlights the fact that there are a lot of really stupid problems happening with everything and ⅔ of it revolves around an criminally overripe orange and an old root vegetable. The 2 party system boxed us in to voting for these two awful candidates and it's ridiculously difficult to break out of the 2 party system tradition. Sure there's this 3rd party candidate but he's also fucking crazy. I'm tempted to vote for him but he's literally missing part of his brain, according to none other than himself.
As an American, I'm kind of ashamed of my country right now, but I'm still proud to be part of this shithole.
They always go for the school shooting bit even when the jab is playful. It's still really bad but still
Edit: as a bisexual I really want to eat the West Country British f-slur food of the same name and I'm sad I can never order it. It looks yummy.
Pretty standard for British banter tbh. No holds barred. I've some British friends and it's pretty common to just make each other feel like shit for the laughs.
My school lunches were the stuff of nightmares but atleast I got to eat them without the fear of little far right jimmy walking into class with his dad's gun.
Lol this is what chat gpt description of an American is:
A little boy, around five years old, stands in the middle of a bustling living room. His big, curious eyes dart around, trying to catch someone’s gaze. Dressed in a superhero costume, he tugs at his mom's sleeve, his small voice rising above the chatter, "Look at me! Look at me!" He waves his arms dramatically, attempting to replicate his favorite superhero’s pose. When no one immediately responds, he jumps up and down, his face scrunching up in a mix of determination and frustration. "Watch this!" he calls out, louder this time, hoping for just a few moments of the spotlight.
European politicians must love the way Europeans hare on America. They have shit water dumped in their drinking water only to ignore it to screech about some obscure American politician saying dumb shit
I want to make a sport called “Rugby” just to piss them off and if they call it something else, I’ll make another until they stop resisting and call it the correct fucking name
I’ve lived in both places.
From my experience:
In America generally the wages are higher and you get more for what you pay in terms of housing .
The trade off seems to be that Americans work much longer hours than the Brits, have much less vacation time and far more stress surrounding work - unsurprising as it’s tied to things like healthcare.
It’s just two different approaches to work. In the US it seems to be work hard, climb the ladder and earn as much as you can to enjoy it when you’re older. In the Uk it seems to be - earn enough to get by whilst enjoying more leisure time and a more relaxed lifestyle.
Both have their merits, the one problem with both places though are the insufferable idiots who think their country is number one just because that so happens to be where they’re living, smh.
The best way to end an argument with a European:
"Let me just check the moon for any other flags real quick."
This can only be played if you are a true American.
Bald eagles are the most overrated animal on the planet. Fucking baldy banana beak looking bastards. Just look at the state of that abomination with their little beady eyes and their yellow beaks and that stupid bald white head. Looks like a typical bald American 50 year old with cheese around his mouth. But instead of staring at the cheese adverts on the TV he's eyeing up a fish. Actually, that is the only thing I will give the bald eagle praise for. At least he eats healthier than the gormless fucks on the ground.
Honestly, what kind of a pathetic, second rate shithole of a country willingly chooses to have this baldy bonce as it's emblem? Who picks this over a lion or a dragon or a tiger or a bull? Who? Stupid fucking Americans, that's who.
Hope they all go extinct. And the birds.
Same. I will—and often do—talk shit about the USA all day long but the second someone from another country does it, I'm rolling up my sleeves ready to fight.
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I can feel the patriotism coming inside of me
Did you consent to it?
how do you have the same avatar
Magic
(snort snort)
Mone
freedom!
That’s the secret 11th amendment in the Bill of Rights.
Same , I’m it’s so fun
Ayo
\**wtf is a kilometer*\* entered the chat
>kilometer The American spelling of kilometre
Haha British people ain’t even spell good
Haha British people no spell kill a meter
Instructions unclear, killed traffic meter
And the Dutch way
What about kiloyards KYD ahahahah
KYD? Is that like "Kill Your Dick" or some shit?
You mean the right spelling
Canadians have left the chat:
British road distances are in miles. It’s Canadians that use kilometres.
Have you seen the unit map?
ALooo Minnie yumm
Hopefully you aren't mistaking hating the government for hating America. I hate the government and shit on them all the time, but I still love America. One could argue that shitting on the Government is the single most patriotic thing you can do.
Right on. Hating the government and loving your countrymen is what America is all about
In Britain, too. (not British, but I lived there a few years once.) it’s more of a human thing in my experience.
Humans in general like doing what they want to do, out of selfishness
Fuck governments, yay everyone else!
British psyop. AMERICA BABY!! 🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
America was built on shitting on the government
Some people have only just forgotten.
Mark Twain once said, "Patriotism is loving your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it"
R/fuckthegovernment
Clearly, it's the CIA who capitalized the first letter of this comment to reduce traffic to r/fuckthegovernment. In my opinion, the CIA should be defended and shut do-
Fortunate Sons is an anti-drafting song.
I’m the only Canadian in my mainly American online friend group and I think I’m more patriotic about their country than then are
When anybody insults Texas I arrive
Lol Texas the hotter dryer Florida. Now with rolling power outages!
We need a new government
Honestly, I have always laughed at how people talk about Texas, and how there are great people there, I always thought to myself, "there are stupid people everywhere, everybody must be exaggerating", then my dad moved there for a few years, and wow, it really is just better, and Texas's response now that the stupid people are migrating there to try and ruin it, is to try and secede. In short, I love real America (Texas).
Yeah but Texas needs to stop drinking hot sauce mixed with whiskey ( the government sucks) trust me take it from a native Texan , our government sucks
Yes, but it sucks less than other parts of the country, and for now, that is good enough.
I mean yeah, if you’re a Christian that hates women I’m sure Texas is great 👍
I cant tell if this is a joke or not.
It’s a half joke
Once we turn democratic paradise ( other than the 5 month summer )
Not really? Me and my boyfriend drove through once and 5 different police officers pulled us over, 4 of whom called us the n word and 1 of whom outright threatened to shoot us.
Texas could vote better
That part is true though so I’ll let that one stay
You must be very tired from all the running around you have to do.
Heh, okay. Snowstorm power outage.
Governments fault
Ngl I’m British and Texas sounds pretty chill
Not our government, help us we need a new government now
I see you have a similar problem to over here in the uk🤣🤣
Ours is worse a thousand times worse
Dude. Same and i know its cringe. I have issues with our country and some hot topics as well but as soon as an European talks I about it i tell em to stfu.
As an American, I try to avoid letting my skin get that thin. The true beauty of free speech is that it allows assholes to self-identify. Let the haters hate.
You make a good point. I feel like a lot of people that hate the country so much are often projecting their own faults on a convenient scapegoat.
I’m British I don’t have anything good to say about either country at the moment if I’m totally honest. You guys cook good food though
As an american, I do not understand why the Yorkshire pudding is not embraced by my people. I spread the gospel whenever I can.
Doing gods work
🫡
I try and tell people about chilli dogs when I can too, those things are something else
We’ll trade you James may for any American of your choosing.
Easy. Bryce Dallas Howard
Yes! Adam Richman recently did a series over here and ate Yorkshire Pudding *in* Yorkshire.
this thread is wholesome, maybe we don't have to be mortal enemies guys.
You don't need to insult the USA. The jokes write themselves.
That only applies to modern USA, and it is ok, the non commie states are preparing to secede, we will be free soon.
Borther, we will be free once again.
Yeah, right. Because no bullshit went down prior to 2000. LoL
Shhhh, we were at least strong enough to back up the bullshit back then, which means it never happened lol
You have actually just proven the first comment.
I know😭. But nah, in all reality, every country has stupid bullshit go down, the difference is in making the same mistakes over and over, and how the general public handles it, and I am ashamed to say that our general public has kind of been ass for a long time, and that we have been making the exact same mistakes on a loop. It is sad that we really do write our own jokes, and it is sad that so many "americans" dont see that and continue to do shitty things.
Well you're right about one thing, America wasn't always a laughing stock. From an outside perspective, the US became a joke as soon as they elected an inflated oompa loompa as president. The fact that he has a non-zero chance of coming back is even funnier to me. How can nearly half of 333 million people be that stupid?
Yeah, it is pretty ridiculous that the options our people have selected, is a senile old man who is clearly not controlling shit, or a convicted criminal who acts like an ass, it is also bullshit that we are choosing to target 1 politician, and not even for the real crimes he has committed, we should be targeting about 99% of our politicians for corruption.
I mean, if you think about it, it makes perfect sense why he's targeted as opposed to literally anyone else (gop or dem).
Cause it worked so well before
Chewsday, innit?
It's actually chips day
Friday is chips day.
Yes. That's what I'm saying. It's chips day today
My bad, I misunderstood
I didn't just read this. I *heard* it.
Yewchewb
Somehow read this in Matt Rose's voice
Soaring high and proud! This image perfectly captures the spirit of America
Account made last month, every single comment is generic and in no way feels natural, only has 6 comments across 3 subreddits? Gentlemen, it looks like we have a Big Ol' Teletubby on our hands!
The core trait of the USA is always hating the UK more despite circumstance.
No matter what. I’ll criticize this crooked country all day long but fuck these Europeans first and foremost. I’ll be damned if these motherfuckers come around and try to talk shit with *their* fuckin record.
Americans talking about how American is the worst place ever to live 😀: Americans the moment a British 'person' said the same thing: 😡
My anti-european sentiment leaving me the second we need to team up to protect some shipping:
America hates when people fuck with their boats so damn much that they decided to offer the entire world a free lifetime membership to "Fuck With Boats and Find Out". Even North Korea was invited to the club: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dai_Hong_Dan_incident
[WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!](https://youtu.be/Qm5VJzSkJIo?si=gWKdCdtdlVtvCOWP)
cope
Brits when they post an anti America meme... 
But isn’t that stupid ?
Specifically a British, anything else is fine
Your Patroitism is AI generated?
Big and long patriotism with its fat patriotic girth filling me with a warm feeling inside
I hate almost all governments including my own and all well known ones
Meanwhile, I join them in insulting this shithole country.
Take a lesson from the Scots. They know that hating the English is pointless because we just don’t care.
And yet, y’all will consider simple criticisms an insult
You can't even spell things properly
Any time a foreigner insults America, I take pride in the fact that they're totally right. We're a fuckin mess right now and I'm appreciative of foreign countries mocking us because it really highlights the fact that there are a lot of really stupid problems happening with everything and ⅔ of it revolves around an criminally overripe orange and an old root vegetable. The 2 party system boxed us in to voting for these two awful candidates and it's ridiculously difficult to break out of the 2 party system tradition. Sure there's this 3rd party candidate but he's also fucking crazy. I'm tempted to vote for him but he's literally missing part of his brain, according to none other than himself. As an American, I'm kind of ashamed of my country right now, but I'm still proud to be part of this shithole.
Fucking Br*ts...
 Be omw to tale back Karjala with the boys (they misdiagnosed me with schizophrenia btw)
Why when I look at the top right of the image and look at the clouds with my peripheral vision, do the clouds look like they’re moving?
SEND THE GUN-TOTING EAGLES!
It’s like Clyde giving Bonnie shit for robbing banks
They always go for the school shooting bit even when the jab is playful. It's still really bad but still Edit: as a bisexual I really want to eat the West Country British f-slur food of the same name and I'm sad I can never order it. It looks yummy.
It goes both ways.
Also my antiestablishment ass anytime someone mentions the confederacy.
What about when a Canadian insults it? Do we get a pass?
Sex with uncle sam
Yo mate I'm Canadian do I get pass can I make fun of the yanks without neuron activation lmao
You're at least closer to us, but for crying out loud make your national identity anything else than just not being us!
I love seeing Americans get absolutely shat on in insragram comment sections
England>America
Is it a gland that secretes En?
A who that does what to who?
As an American, I agree with everything the British person says.
Patriotism is a form of Stockholm syndrome
When your patriotism is derived from hypocrisy
British people fr be sayin school shootings in response to an american roasting their shitty food
Pretty standard for British banter tbh. No holds barred. I've some British friends and it's pretty common to just make each other feel like shit for the laughs.
My school lunches were the stuff of nightmares but atleast I got to eat them without the fear of little far right jimmy walking into class with his dad's gun.
OK
The patriotism already in my body went into overdrive
Im not even american but i feel the same
Agree! And I’m Mexican-American 😂
As long as you did it legally, that's awesome.
Yes, I did it like that
Then welcome, brother, glad to have you.
Sister 😅
*ahem* Gun bad, imma drink tea now
6th in literacy xdd
Likewise
America? You must mean the British colonies, right?
"America is lost"- King George III, 1783. Sorry to break the news.
Lol this is what chat gpt description of an American is: A little boy, around five years old, stands in the middle of a bustling living room. His big, curious eyes dart around, trying to catch someone’s gaze. Dressed in a superhero costume, he tugs at his mom's sleeve, his small voice rising above the chatter, "Look at me! Look at me!" He waves his arms dramatically, attempting to replicate his favorite superhero’s pose. When no one immediately responds, he jumps up and down, his face scrunching up in a mix of determination and frustration. "Watch this!" he calls out, louder this time, hoping for just a few moments of the spotlight.
America is the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
European politicians must love the way Europeans hare on America. They have shit water dumped in their drinking water only to ignore it to screech about some obscure American politician saying dumb shit
I really want to make y'all feel better about your country (even for a moment), so, America is stupid and sucks!
I want to make a sport called “Rugby” just to piss them off and if they call it something else, I’ll make another until they stop resisting and call it the correct fucking name
I feel it in my straight-lined teeth.
Children often hate when their parents point out how wretched they are.
R/memes is not a place for you to share your own childhood trauma
*laughs in economic mobility and disposal income* Sure thing, Limey, keep telling yourself you're superior.
I’m confused? Are you saying the uk has more “disposal income”. Because that’s not true.
I’ve lived in both places. From my experience: In America generally the wages are higher and you get more for what you pay in terms of housing . The trade off seems to be that Americans work much longer hours than the Brits, have much less vacation time and far more stress surrounding work - unsurprising as it’s tied to things like healthcare. It’s just two different approaches to work. In the US it seems to be work hard, climb the ladder and earn as much as you can to enjoy it when you’re older. In the Uk it seems to be - earn enough to get by whilst enjoying more leisure time and a more relaxed lifestyle. Both have their merits, the one problem with both places though are the insufferable idiots who think their country is number one just because that so happens to be where they’re living, smh.
I'm Polish, fuck america
As a Canadian, fuck you. Also I'm sorry eh. But also fuck you
I’m British and tbh some good things have come from the us and some bad things like all countries, good things like kfc or maccies and Disney
Disney is not a good thing anymore
Just remind them that we make better cars than they do
Is rather walk than have either. German made please.
Ok Mr. Unreliability
Someone has never used a German car. And it shows.
I'm not patriotic until I meet someone European
The best way to end an argument with a European: "Let me just check the moon for any other flags real quick." This can only be played if you are a true American.
America is unity. Doesn't matter what county you go to and their prejudices. We can all agree. America is the worst by alot
North Korea
America is dumb - A British Dude
A pot calling the kettle black.
Say what you want about them, I doubt they could find Britain on a map so theres no risks
Cry harder, burger boy.
Fuck America. I'm not British. So would you hate me for hating America?)
Bald eagles are the most overrated animal on the planet. Fucking baldy banana beak looking bastards. Just look at the state of that abomination with their little beady eyes and their yellow beaks and that stupid bald white head. Looks like a typical bald American 50 year old with cheese around his mouth. But instead of staring at the cheese adverts on the TV he's eyeing up a fish. Actually, that is the only thing I will give the bald eagle praise for. At least he eats healthier than the gormless fucks on the ground. Honestly, what kind of a pathetic, second rate shithole of a country willingly chooses to have this baldy bonce as it's emblem? Who picks this over a lion or a dragon or a tiger or a bull? Who? Stupid fucking Americans, that's who. Hope they all go extinct. And the birds.
Did a bald eagle fuck your girl or something damn
I used to relate for real- I just don’t anymore. My Patriotism is dead
Isn't America great? The police can shoot you for no reason, and then you go into medical debt for the treatment.
Hating Britain unites us all. Their number one export is independence days and I don't think even Britons like Britain.
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the hell’ve you been smoking?
Their election is happening on the 4th of July. They have fallen so far.
Same. I will—and often do—talk shit about the USA all day long but the second someone from another country does it, I'm rolling up my sleeves ready to fight.
Just mention brexit.
I generally join the british in that case, for any other thing, i hate them the same
I'm Irish. Fuck em both, but particularly the UK.