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citrinecitrus

What an interesting way to trick consumers into buying old bread.


SolidLost5625

(m)old(y) bread\*


diMario

Made from [mouldy old dough](https://youtu.be/O465enGz03w?t=120)


EasyBounce

Hehe, I saw the link and said is it Lieutenant Pigeon? Yup! It's Lieutenant Pigeon! šŸ˜


stifledmind

I'm not putting my wiener in that.


Hadhmaill

Incidentally, the mantra of bottoms everywhere


Glass_938

šŸ’€šŸ™šŸ»


stinky___monkey

2nd place is still a loser


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Jorymo

Are you 12?


Gloomy-Restaurant-42

So every bun at my local convenience store is a Pride Bun? šŸ¤”


venrax91

Reminds me of that crappy tye dye bread from the 90s that always tasted weird


MostObviousName

Yeah, but Rainbow Bread actually LOOKED nice.


han_tex

I thought Rainbow was just a brand of white bread?


JohnnyDarkside

Don't know if they still do, but kings Hawaiian made a rainbow bread that was pretty good. Bought a loaf when I was buying a few packages of rolls they don't normally sell in store.


No-Income4623

Is no one going to address those abysmal looking dogs?


fish-nor-fowl

Oh god. Three different shades. Idk which one looks worse, the fleshy grey or the bruise yellow.


ClRuM

Iā€™m guessing one is made of turkey and one of tofu, or something like that. It would explain the different colors. ā€¦Still looks awful though.


Conscious_Dog_4186

One on left is meat free the one on right is ā€˜cheesyā€™. It literally says so on the label.


ClRuM

Oh duh lol, I was just looking at the last picture, didnā€™t notice that on the second XD My bad!


Flat-Ad4902

These truly look awful but Iā€™ve never seen a hotdog in my life and thought ā€œmmm that looks goodā€


EazyLDF

I got pancreatic cancer just by looking at it.


Scared_Ad2563

Honestly exactly what I expected. I would never believe a mass produced bun with added food coloring would look anything like the picture on the box.


levarburger

For some reason when I first saw that, I thought it was a box of cereal. I would eat hot dog flavored cereal before I would eat one of those buns.


FilthyChangeup55

As if they need to make it less appetizing


Resident-Ad-2641

AI created image vs. the RL product crafted by a baker making below minimum wage, and 10 min late for his smoke break


OldschoolFRP

So regular buns from May gone moldy


Zech08

People making decisions vs. people carrying them out (in spite of being told what would happen).


LeatherHog

Yeah, that look in the ad isn't going to come out as nicely in real life bread


CoreyDobie

Those look moldy as hell


Sudden_Duck_4176

Hides the mold and makes your poop colorful.


DemenTEDBundy85

Looks moldy


roof_baby

Perfect for that gray ass hot dog under it. Yuck.


SolidDoctor

So that loaf of bread in my bread box wasn't moldy... it was just coming out? Well, now I feel bad I threw it away.


[deleted]

Oh for fucksake enough with this pride bullshit already. I am getting really really fed up with every fucking thing in rainbow colors and pride this and pride that. And just to be clear: I have absolutely nothing against anything LBGTQ etc. and I have a lot of gay friends, but this nonsense really has to stop.


SolidA34

Hopefully, the Pretty Patties will turn out better.


toiletting

Itā€™s not tainted meat, itā€™s painted meat


ohwowanotherstoner

This is honestly the Gayest thing Iā€™ve ever seen.


amerkanische_Frosch

Selling a Pride-themed bun called Ā«Ā Big BiteĀ Ā» would be a sure winner in France.


jerslan

They look moldy af


VhaidraSaga

Looks like it has ghonnerrea


Rollin_Soul_O

I guess Big Bite doesn't take much pride in their baking process.


CorvusCallidus

Plot twist: It's just a regular bun that got moldy, and they're trying a last-ditch effort to sell it.


Independent-Toe8657

Dookie roll šŸ„


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Moldy looking. šŸ˜­


Glass_938

The buns are depressed


Flawless_Reign88

Seriously? Gay pride hotdog buns? šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø yā€™all really doing too much!


mixmasterADD

Capitalism in a nutshellā€¦ or perhaps a wienershell


[deleted]

Eat it or you're a bigot.


Uverus

Those buns are homophobic.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Buy it or youā€™re homophobic.


The_Bread_Guy123

Homophobic aah hotdogšŸ—æ


yaosio

If you've ever had trouble understanding what "performative" means, this hot dog bun is it. It's all about making money and nothing more. If it costs them anything they're not doing it.


cramaine

That looks like last years buns repackaged and rebranded.


EnsignMJS

Those look gross.


Hour_Champion_1532

Are the hot dogs not cooked or supposed to be that color


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Where are you that just tosses their dogs in a hot box instead of on the rollers wtf? Lmao.


urGirllikesmytinypp

Pride bakery and weiner warming center ā€œslap that dog in our hot boxā€


SonaPen22

that looks depressing šŸ˜‚


random420x2

Me expecting some kind of right wing tirade vs. reading it and totally on OPs side. šŸ˜„


DonkeyTron42

Brilliant marketing for getting rid of old ass moldy inventory.


ThanksForTheRain

That's foul, I audibly gasped


ThanksForTheRain

I can't get over how moist it is in that bread cabinet. Moisture and bread do not mix well. No hot bread should go into the bread cabinet either, or you'll have moisture problems ETA I see now that this case is shared with hot food and other items. I don't think that makes this any better.


FeistyRedFox

This is how c level executives think itā€™s going vs how itā€™s really going.


Thomas_JCG

Those are the most anemic sausages I've seen in my life as well.


maixm241210

Da fak


Deadpool2015

Trick people into buying moldy bread. Lmfao


BareNakedSole

Be as gay as you like but leave the dye out of the fucking buns. This is also a shout out to the green bagels on St Patrickā€™s Day and the red/white/blue abominations that appear around July 4th. Just fucking donā€™t.


sladverr

Pre-molded bread, genius.


JerkfaceMcDouche

Everyone, I just want to say. The gay council did not authorize this monstrosity. In fact weā€™ve denied this 3 times now, and 7/11 did it anyway!


MikemkPK

Even the photo looks disgusting


Randall_Poffo_

broh its 7/11 wtf did you expect


willowpree

Why is it so steamy and why are the buns in with the hot dog?


GlitteringHighway

True equality in suffering :/


floraljacket

Looks more like tie dye


Woollymule

Corporate executives are often reluctant to give up their bonuses. Hence the kak they endorse.


_Soc_

Not even the bread is appealing


zipperfire

Many bad decisions went into this product offering


HorrorPhone3601

Looks like a moldy pickle. Nice idea, bad implementation.


HerMajestysButthole

Looks like a hotdog bun from the silent eraā€¦


TurtleFucker_1

when the product is moldy but it's pride month:


MinisterJoeDaddy

Ribbed for your pleasure


Zxasuk31

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


vischy_bot

I mean wasn't a gay hotdog already kind of redundant


UnmannedByDarkness

Uhh...go niners?


Phwoa_

I never seen the buns in the same case as the dogs. usually the buns are kept in a separate draw you would pull out under the dogs. Also why are they so shriveled, they look like mold


hillsb1

*drawer. Not draw. It's drawer


Even_Set_2822

kinda reminds me of the pretty patties from sponge bob


SweetBell3

ā€œBite with prideā€ is not something Iā€™d tell my boyfriend


Ringhillsta

Looks like something thats been sitting in the fridge for a few weeks lol.


Certified_A_Hole

Nope. Not putting that in my mouth. Just the colours themselves killed my taste buds.


Tracynmega

Expectation vs reality Such many cases


Therealfern1

Is itā€¦ made of play-doh ?


QueenMelle

The pic looks like play dough, I would never expect to be able to have it look like that irl unless it was full of chemicals.


MrNyakka

who would've thought the monetization was the first thought with product coming second


Homyna

The trust you extended to purchase this is the real infuriation.


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Those buns look hideous but the glizzies are even more depressing


VanillaLlfe

![gif](giphy|xT5LMzSpZSfIw5IXf2|downsized)


Numerous_Captain6039

Mold buns


vida217

Looks about right .šŸ‘šŸ¼


silvernaruto

Lol


AproposWuin

Hey that green isn't mold. Don't worry.


BunchPunchScrunchie

I love how they put a big poster on the door so it doesn't freak people out when the buns look like rotting zombie flesh


Ultra_purple_holic

Oh no :(


Shaner9er1337

Yeah I don't know man. That looks like mold to me. Are they just selling moldy bread and hoping people fall for it?


dkotten

Youā€™re at a gas station


Privatejoker123

Eeeeeeehhhhhhh no thanks I ain't falling for that trick again.


OutrageousAd5338

The pride thing would be better off lasting a week and highlight more causes during the month ...Every corp puts on a rainbow on the cup and does not really care.


TurkeySlapMafia1

Must put the whole hotdog in your mouth in one go.


ChangeInside2447

That's gay


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I get that every company wants to make money out of Pride month but do none of them look at their products and say, well, that was a bad idea? Because even the ā€˜prettyā€™ looking ones on the label look unappetising. Not even going to touch on the abominations they actually produced. Some things just shouldnā€™t be rainbow.


SparkleK_01

Otherwise known as ā€œday-old breadā€


travellingpantyhose

Thatā€™s atrocious šŸ’€


Martha_Fockers

why are thou weiners so sad looking wheres them roller grill bad boy jumbo mumbos


Djinnie23

Yucky and yucky


OkStructure3

Jesus that is so laughably bad. It looks like a moldy old roll.


jaybirdie26

They used to have rainbow sliced bread at the grocery store when I was little.Ā  The crust was underwhelming, but the inside was vivid.Ā  Maybe these buns are the same?


No-Recording-9641

Ewww omg šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DocileDoll

Those are the saddest looking buns ever.


yadawhooshblah

Ew. I have no problem with the pride movement, but this is just terrible corporate patronizing. Yeesh.


StretchResIsCheating

Looks like the morning after a couple 4lokos


iAmBangersMiami

Gay bread is crazy


HighwayEfficient2591

You're poop will be prideful too


JaehaerysIVTarg

I wouldnā€™t do itā€¦there is no way you could convince that it isnā€™t rotten.


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

Itā€™s to hide the mold


BiggsIDarklighter

Moldy? Old? Iā€™m going to get something to eat!


BEEPBOOPBOPPINGPOW

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


quetalweyyy

Take it or leave it


LDTSUSSY

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Realistic-Fishing198

The reality is a true reflection of Pride.


showmeyourinternet

#pride He is the leader of the 7 deadly sins. This is not supposed to provoke people, I just think that it's funny that everyone is all about pride now. Also how could you tell if the bun gets green mold?


zesty_bur1tto_520

![gif](giphy|3ofSB7KbTWnWoMpLkQ)


coveredwithticks

I might be stereotyping here, but I'm pretty sure most gay people have better visual and style tastes than to be caught anywhere near those buns.


seraiss

Dude it looks weiny af I think they might be targeting some kind of customer ran- oh wait


YouCanCallMeGreen

Wtf is up with this 7/11?!?...the links aren't on the rollers


maxru85

https://preview.redd.it/l2yo3smbow5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75f1b1854f235cbaf418964506a8689dfaf2af2 This one looked exactly like in the picture, though


Future_Essay1634

Perfect analogy for the modern LGBT movement


Wainer24

Doesnā€™t look to appetizing but also nothing very, even mildly, infuriating about this.


veryblanduser

I'll just take the straight white bun thank you very much. That looks disgusting.


Nervous_Obligation70

Theyā€™d sell well in the Gaza Strip


Flat-Ad4902

If Pride Month were foodā€¦


onenonly89

Seems about right for the gay community. Theyā€™ll put anything in their mouths lol.


mikemikity

I feel like there's a metaphor here...


AnonymousZakuGrunt

Being from 711, it's somehow better than I expected.


Commonslob

If itā€™s truly a pride hotdog itā€™ll get swallowed whole, minus the manky bun


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When did straight people have to riot against police for the right to be straight? There is your answer


Corndog1536

Thatā€™s homophobic tbh