Don't know if they still do, but kings Hawaiian made a rainbow bread that was pretty good. Bought a loaf when I was buying a few packages of rolls they don't normally sell in store.
Oh for fucksake enough with this pride bullshit already. I am getting really really fed up with every fucking thing in rainbow colors and pride this and pride that.
And just to be clear: I have absolutely nothing against anything LBGTQ etc. and I have a lot of gay friends, but this nonsense really has to stop.
If you've ever had trouble understanding what "performative" means, this hot dog bun is it. It's all about making money and nothing more. If it costs them anything they're not doing it.
I can't get over how moist it is in that bread cabinet. Moisture and bread do not mix well. No hot bread should go into the bread cabinet either, or you'll have moisture problems
ETA I see now that this case is shared with hot food and other items. I don't think that makes this any better.
Be as gay as you like but leave the dye out of the fucking buns.
This is also a shout out to the green bagels on St Patrickās Day and the red/white/blue abominations that appear around July 4th. Just fucking donāt.
I never seen the buns in the same case as the dogs. usually the buns are kept in a separate draw you would pull out under the dogs.
Also why are they so shriveled, they look like mold
The pride thing would be better off lasting a week and highlight more causes during the month ...Every corp puts on a rainbow on the cup and does not really care.
I get that every company wants to make money out of Pride month but do none of them look at their products and say, well, that was a bad idea? Because even the āprettyā looking ones on the label look unappetising. Not even going to touch on the abominations they actually produced. Some things just shouldnāt be rainbow.
They used to have rainbow sliced bread at the grocery store when I was little.Ā The crust was underwhelming, but the inside was vivid.Ā Maybe these buns are the same?
#pride
He is the leader of the 7 deadly sins. This is not supposed to provoke people, I just think that it's funny that everyone is all about pride now.
Also how could you tell if the bun gets green mold?
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This one looked exactly like in the picture, though
What an interesting way to trick consumers into buying old bread.
(m)old(y) bread\*
Made from [mouldy old dough](https://youtu.be/O465enGz03w?t=120)
Hehe, I saw the link and said is it Lieutenant Pigeon? Yup! It's Lieutenant Pigeon! š
I'm not putting my wiener in that.
Incidentally, the mantra of bottoms everywhere
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Are you 12?
So every bun at my local convenience store is a Pride Bun? š¤
Reminds me of that crappy tye dye bread from the 90s that always tasted weird
Yeah, but Rainbow Bread actually LOOKED nice.
I thought Rainbow was just a brand of white bread?
Don't know if they still do, but kings Hawaiian made a rainbow bread that was pretty good. Bought a loaf when I was buying a few packages of rolls they don't normally sell in store.
Is no one going to address those abysmal looking dogs?
Oh god. Three different shades. Idk which one looks worse, the fleshy grey or the bruise yellow.
Iām guessing one is made of turkey and one of tofu, or something like that. It would explain the different colors. ā¦Still looks awful though.
One on left is meat free the one on right is ācheesyā. It literally says so on the label.
Oh duh lol, I was just looking at the last picture, didnāt notice that on the second XD My bad!
These truly look awful but Iāve never seen a hotdog in my life and thought āmmm that looks goodā
I got pancreatic cancer just by looking at it.
Honestly exactly what I expected. I would never believe a mass produced bun with added food coloring would look anything like the picture on the box.
For some reason when I first saw that, I thought it was a box of cereal. I would eat hot dog flavored cereal before I would eat one of those buns.
As if they need to make it less appetizing
AI created image vs. the RL product crafted by a baker making below minimum wage, and 10 min late for his smoke break
So regular buns from May gone moldy
People making decisions vs. people carrying them out (in spite of being told what would happen).
Yeah, that look in the ad isn't going to come out as nicely in real life bread
Those look moldy as hell
Hides the mold and makes your poop colorful.
Looks moldy
Perfect for that gray ass hot dog under it. Yuck.
So that loaf of bread in my bread box wasn't moldy... it was just coming out? Well, now I feel bad I threw it away.
Oh for fucksake enough with this pride bullshit already. I am getting really really fed up with every fucking thing in rainbow colors and pride this and pride that. And just to be clear: I have absolutely nothing against anything LBGTQ etc. and I have a lot of gay friends, but this nonsense really has to stop.
Hopefully, the Pretty Patties will turn out better.
Itās not tainted meat, itās painted meat
This is honestly the Gayest thing Iāve ever seen.
Selling a Pride-themed bun called Ā«Ā Big BiteĀ Ā» would be a sure winner in France.
They look moldy af
Looks like it has ghonnerrea
I guess Big Bite doesn't take much pride in their baking process.
Plot twist: It's just a regular bun that got moldy, and they're trying a last-ditch effort to sell it.
Dookie roll š„
Moldy looking. š
The buns are depressed
Seriously? Gay pride hotdog buns? š¤¦š»āāļø yāall really doing too much!
Capitalism in a nutshellā¦ or perhaps a wienershell
Eat it or you're a bigot.
Those buns are homophobic.
Buy it or youāre homophobic.
Homophobic aah hotdogšæ
If you've ever had trouble understanding what "performative" means, this hot dog bun is it. It's all about making money and nothing more. If it costs them anything they're not doing it.
That looks like last years buns repackaged and rebranded.
Those look gross.
Are the hot dogs not cooked or supposed to be that color
Where are you that just tosses their dogs in a hot box instead of on the rollers wtf? Lmao.
Pride bakery and weiner warming center āslap that dog in our hot boxā
that looks depressing š
Me expecting some kind of right wing tirade vs. reading it and totally on OPs side. š
Brilliant marketing for getting rid of old ass moldy inventory.
That's foul, I audibly gasped
I can't get over how moist it is in that bread cabinet. Moisture and bread do not mix well. No hot bread should go into the bread cabinet either, or you'll have moisture problems ETA I see now that this case is shared with hot food and other items. I don't think that makes this any better.
This is how c level executives think itās going vs how itās really going.
Those are the most anemic sausages I've seen in my life as well.
Da fak
Trick people into buying moldy bread. Lmfao
Be as gay as you like but leave the dye out of the fucking buns. This is also a shout out to the green bagels on St Patrickās Day and the red/white/blue abominations that appear around July 4th. Just fucking donāt.
Pre-molded bread, genius.
Everyone, I just want to say. The gay council did not authorize this monstrosity. In fact weāve denied this 3 times now, and 7/11 did it anyway!
Even the photo looks disgusting
broh its 7/11 wtf did you expect
Why is it so steamy and why are the buns in with the hot dog?
True equality in suffering :/
Looks more like tie dye
Corporate executives are often reluctant to give up their bonuses. Hence the kak they endorse.
Not even the bread is appealing
Many bad decisions went into this product offering
Looks like a moldy pickle. Nice idea, bad implementation.
Looks like a hotdog bun from the silent eraā¦
when the product is moldy but it's pride month:
Ribbed for your pleasure
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I mean wasn't a gay hotdog already kind of redundant
Uhh...go niners?
I never seen the buns in the same case as the dogs. usually the buns are kept in a separate draw you would pull out under the dogs. Also why are they so shriveled, they look like mold
*drawer. Not draw. It's drawer
kinda reminds me of the pretty patties from sponge bob
āBite with prideā is not something Iād tell my boyfriend
Looks like something thats been sitting in the fridge for a few weeks lol.
Nope. Not putting that in my mouth. Just the colours themselves killed my taste buds.
Expectation vs reality Such many cases
Is itā¦ made of play-doh ?
The pic looks like play dough, I would never expect to be able to have it look like that irl unless it was full of chemicals.
who would've thought the monetization was the first thought with product coming second
The trust you extended to purchase this is the real infuriation.
Those buns look hideous but the glizzies are even more depressing
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Mold buns
Looks about right .šš¼
Lol
Hey that green isn't mold. Don't worry.
I love how they put a big poster on the door so it doesn't freak people out when the buns look like rotting zombie flesh
Oh no :(
Yeah I don't know man. That looks like mold to me. Are they just selling moldy bread and hoping people fall for it?
Youāre at a gas station
Eeeeeeehhhhhhh no thanks I ain't falling for that trick again.
The pride thing would be better off lasting a week and highlight more causes during the month ...Every corp puts on a rainbow on the cup and does not really care.
Must put the whole hotdog in your mouth in one go.
That's gay
I get that every company wants to make money out of Pride month but do none of them look at their products and say, well, that was a bad idea? Because even the āprettyā looking ones on the label look unappetising. Not even going to touch on the abominations they actually produced. Some things just shouldnāt be rainbow.
Otherwise known as āday-old breadā
Thatās atrocious š
why are thou weiners so sad looking wheres them roller grill bad boy jumbo mumbos
Yucky and yucky
Jesus that is so laughably bad. It looks like a moldy old roll.
They used to have rainbow sliced bread at the grocery store when I was little.Ā The crust was underwhelming, but the inside was vivid.Ā Maybe these buns are the same?
Ewww omg š¤£š¤£š¤£
Those are the saddest looking buns ever.
Ew. I have no problem with the pride movement, but this is just terrible corporate patronizing. Yeesh.
Looks like the morning after a couple 4lokos
Gay bread is crazy
You're poop will be prideful too
I wouldnāt do itā¦there is no way you could convince that it isnāt rotten.
Itās to hide the mold
Moldy? Old? Iām going to get something to eat!
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Take it or leave it
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The reality is a true reflection of Pride.
#pride He is the leader of the 7 deadly sins. This is not supposed to provoke people, I just think that it's funny that everyone is all about pride now. Also how could you tell if the bun gets green mold?
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I might be stereotyping here, but I'm pretty sure most gay people have better visual and style tastes than to be caught anywhere near those buns.
Dude it looks weiny af I think they might be targeting some kind of customer ran- oh wait
Wtf is up with this 7/11?!?...the links aren't on the rollers
https://preview.redd.it/l2yo3smbow5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75f1b1854f235cbaf418964506a8689dfaf2af2 This one looked exactly like in the picture, though
Perfect analogy for the modern LGBT movement
Doesnāt look to appetizing but also nothing very, even mildly, infuriating about this.
I'll just take the straight white bun thank you very much. That looks disgusting.
Theyād sell well in the Gaza Strip
If Pride Month were foodā¦
Seems about right for the gay community. Theyāll put anything in their mouths lol.
I feel like there's a metaphor here...
Being from 711, it's somehow better than I expected.
If itās truly a pride hotdog itāll get swallowed whole, minus the manky bun
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When did straight people have to riot against police for the right to be straight? There is your answer
Thatās homophobic tbh