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cdwhit

She made the right choice. If she had made it sooner, she would be $300,000 richer.


Staff_Guy

This is how trump loses support. Not the idiot that was kicked out, he appears to be too stupid to consider that he might be slightly incorrect. But people that know this guy. They see what he has become, and they will watch closer and thus see more of the seedy underbelly (hint: it's orange).


Cognitive_Spoon

Sure. The sane folks around him might balk, but this is also how Trump gains ride or die shock troops. If homie rode off into self reflection, maybe it has a happy ending. But if he rode off with his backpack of clothes to an Active Club or a Men's Retreat where Trump is God then he's now a zealot with nothing to lose.


CivilFront6549

sounds like he was already gone. (šŸŽ¶ and heā€™ll have to eat his lunch all by himself)


bubbajones5963

Like a steam locomotive, rolling down the track, he's goooone he's gone


Incontinento

Nothin's gonna bring him back.


MOCORNHOLE

And with that, nothinā€™ left to do but smile smile smile


kingjuicer

Icon checks out


Correct_Advantage_20

Tin roof - is rusty !!


celticqueenboudica

How dare you! That song is already stuck in my head. But agreed.šŸ˜


floomsy

These are the types that scare me to death, die hard zealots with nothing to lose because theyā€™ve already lost it all.


stlguy38

There's a lot of them out there and I agree this is the scariest part of the next election. With inflation and corporate profits both at all time records all those guy's are getting chewed up by capitalism and are blaming it directly on Biden.


Mr-Tim-Apple

Itā€™s just the money supply. Both are responsible. Every administration really. Or you could just say the fed. Money Supply: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WM2NS Checkable deposits: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGZ1FL193020005Q Also, demographics. And long-term bonds issued to corporations during the pandemic. Lots of things.


RhinoGreyStorm

True. That's how they are getting the college age males. They spend too much time on video games and cell phones. They don't know how to talk to women. They become angry incels. These radical groups seize on this, telling them that they have a place.


Cognitive_Spoon

That's both intelligent AF on the part of Fascist thinkers and sad AF for the young men getting pulled into that headspace.


AthenaeSolon

Believe me, I'm SERIOUSLY worried about my son's because of this.


Grabalabadingdong

Yep, a group of men sitting around convinced that liberals and lefties donā€™t have guns.


daddybearmissouri

From what we know so far, he was left pretty much with nothing.Ā 


InourbtwotamI

The radicalization of US citizens wasnā€™t even insidious-it was overt and blatant


chikkyone

Agent orange, quite literallyĀ 


SupportingKansasCity

Iā€™m not so sure. The problem with admitting to yourself youā€™re wrong is admitting to yourself youā€™re wrong. Nobody wants to be wrong, especially when theyā€™ve been vehemently defending their position and fucked so bad theyā€™ve lost their entirely livelihood. Iā€™d say itā€™s far more likely he doubles down.


Cominginbladey

Especially for MAGAs whose whole identity is wrapped up in their political tribe. I am sure this guy blames the media, deep state and like George Soros or something.


RobsSister

Yep. Theyā€™ve also likely spent hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on the endless stream of trump merchandise. Theyā€™re not only emotionally invested, theyā€™re *financially* invested. Imagine getting to retirement age and realizing there wonā€™t *be* a retirement because you blasted through your earnings and savings every time trump asked for money, whether thru donations or buying his latest grifting brainstorm idea (ie, trump bibles). Iā€™d be beyond furious if I was the non-brainwashed spouse in that type of scenario.


SauceOnTheSide6687

Oh no. Are you telling me my golden shoes are worthless?!?!?!


matrix_survivor

That's pretty rich coming from a person who is also apparently so wrapped up in his own "political tribe" that he would post something like that. Your side always loves to play the "it's not happening to us, so we don't give a damn" card. The sad reality is that with every terrible precedent [of the DOJ ignoring due process and prosecuting its political opponents] that gets set, we are both in grave danger any time in the future.


Cominginbladey

I don't have a tribe. I just oppose fascism. Finding your identity in politics is lame. Identifying oneself as left or right limits one's freedom. It's like saying that a bus should only turn left or right. What nonsense. I am free to steer the bus left or right in order to stay on the road. My political philosophy is "whatever works." I oppose political violence. Because the Republican party has embraced Trump and his path of violence, I oppose them. I don't agree with Democrats on lots of policy, but they are the only non-violent major party so there is no other choice for me in politics. But in thought, I am completely free to choose left or right. But I will never choose violence. There is a huge difference between prosecuting crimes and rioting to overturn a democratic election. I would note that nobody is getting death threats for prosecuting Democrats. Fascists always say they're being unfairly persecuted. Grievance is part of the playbook because it is used to justify violence.


ThaWombRaider

Ex wife should probably step up security too considering misogyny is fundamental to MAGA belief systems.


daddybearmissouri

She has. Her brother is ex-Navy and him and some buds have been there all day and I suspect for the next few weeks. Plus I know everyone in the neighborhood will have an eye out. We all like her.Ā 


Fish-x-5

Please do. This story immediately reminded me of a murder that just happened in IL. Their divorce was only finalized last week.


MotherOfWoofs

I agree if I were her neighbor I would keep an eye out for her and tell her to get alarms deadbolts the best door security bars. And a restraining order. Im also armed but if she isnt comfortable with guns dont force the idea.


Grabalabadingdong

Itā€™s always what happens when children donā€™t get their way. Now they want to flip the game board when they canā€™t win. Total fucking losers.


wackoman

(hint: it's also seedy)


FrostyMarsupial6802

I'm mean hating Trump is cool and all, hahaha. I'm on board with that but we still have Biden and shit isn't really going according to.....plan if they have one?


Team-naked

When the GOP won't even pass legislation to close the border, what really COULD get done? That has been such a GOP priority ( and rightfully so IMO). But trump shut that down... So what else could be done? I'm certainly not a Biden fan, but Congress is total dysfunction at the moment.


FrostyMarsupial6802

>So what else could be done? I'm certainly not a Biden fan, but Congress is total dysfunction ~~at the moment~~. Fixed it for you šŸ¤£


SauceOnTheSide6687

Congress is the real issue. While I would really like someone that isnā€™t a post-retirement age white dude repping our country at the top, getting accurate representation in Congress really needs to happen.


Cominginbladey

The whole right-wing thing is a giant grift targeting suckers who think "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." All those talk show dudes make bank pushing all kinds of crap. Trump's whole life philosophy is "screw the suckers." These MAGA dipshits don't believe the government, the media, scientists or experts of any kind. They define themselves by their skepticism of everything EXCEPT for the ideologues to whom they uncritically open their wallets. I can't imagine being married to someone who went down this rabbit hole.


JoeHio

Conservative ideology was born out of the French revolution when the noble class lost the fight but but wanted to maintain their power and authority. Seeing a bunch of rich assholes taking advantage of a bunch of suck ups and ignorant serfs seems to fit the history.


shaneh445

Trump said "i love the uneducated" Trump said he would "take the guns first, go through due process second" You could sell snake oil/poison to his supporters and they'd gladly buy it..... (oh wait. He did say inject bleach) the right wings, alpha males and fake religious people---- its alllllll one big grift. People too lost and too dumb and or bored/distracted (fake outrage/culture wars) to recognize the corporate/capitalist threat that is/has been shaping/changing/capturing the country


Ok-Assistant-8876

Good for the wife. Magats are the biggest rubes on the planet


RobsSister

WTG nice neighbor lady! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ Enjoy your well-earned peace! (Having said that, I pray she has adequate safety precautions in place. As many women know, her ex is likely to be even more dangerous now).


Calamity-Bob

True and with the SC about to decide on a case concerning dangerous loonā€™s right to have all the guns they want she should be careful.


L0rdCrims0n

MAGAts aren't the only ones out there who are gun owners.


kablei

Just like everyone else, she should arm herself.


TropicalBLUToyotaMR2

lol Thanks for sharing this one, this perked up my day.


AbruptMango

I love a story with a happy ending.


Puzzleheaded-Beat-57

Lol I'm just scratching my head. I smell bullshit hard on this one, but yeah let's keep it positive. Love that.


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DarraignTheSane

MAGA brain rot knows no age boundaries, unfortunately. They're indoctrinating their offspring as well.


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q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9

We've been saying this since I started voting back in 99.


swissbuttercream9

it's actually improved. Jim Crow - Slavery - how far back do we want to go?


BlatantFalsehood

Jim Crow is returning. The SCOTUS just basically made it so that gerrymandering by color is OK, meaning diluted power for minorities. The new voting restrictions that are being implemented in red states will disproportionately impact minorities. Slavery is still legal in prison and America imprisons a larger percentage of their population than any other nation and has a larger prison population nearly the same as China, a country with 3x the population. So... Yeah.


PCMR_GHz

But but but both sides are bad! /s Line them up on a wall. They arenā€™t interested in helping the species they forfeit their mandate to life.


Mr-Tim-Apple

Yesā€¦this sounds reasonable


Effective-Island8395

Thereā€™s a reason the reddest states are also lowest ranked in education. Edit: I do live in Missouri.


Specific_Rutabaga_87

sad, isn't it? we can't even make fun of arkansas any more.


dylon0107

I'm not sure where Missouri falls on that list, but not a whole lot of educated people here, including myself.


Effective-Island8395

Iā€™d guess somewhere in the middle of red.


krichcomix

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. ![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


santinodemeo

trump ripped off students at his sham "university," he was ordered to pay them back $25 million to those he ripped off, however. These MAGA idiots think trump cares about them. Just mind boggling.


ShadySocks99

Iā€™m sure heā€™s not the first.


TigerMcPherson

I hope he leaves her alone. Tbh, I'm worried about her.


Dazzling_Yam_6468

Me too, I wouldā€™ve left HIM so he couldnā€™t find out where I live. Super scary having a violent man know where you are.


utter-ridiculousness

Jesus Christ these people are stoopid


MotherOfWoofs

If only my own family would wake up. Instead they are doubling down and more unhinged than ever.


MoodyEncounter

I almost wanna text my stepmom and see if she kicked my dad out lol


Shouldthavesaidthat

Wild someone donated 300k and the fucking thing still failed.


acuity_consulting

Ope, ope hang on, let me get comfortable first.. okay I'm ready, keep telling the story.


wellnowimconcerned

Sounds like he deserves every ounce of misery he has coming to him.


Your_Daddy_

MAGA is a damn cancer on society. "Be an asshole, everyone is doing it!"


Main_Outcome_7333

Every trumper should be banished from America


Bulky_Influence_6561

Good riddens.


Cheftard

Ikr


boldlydriven

This is r/missouri


Business_Bear_7879

Iā€™ll take shit that never happened for $1000, Pat.Ā 


tactlessmike

Yeah, DJT stock is up +170% since it started and just recently started going down. This timeline doesn't fit the narrative.


whattheduce86

*Riddance


Outside-Contact-8337

Hahaha got what he deserves.


GringoRedcorn

This man will blame Obama for his divorce and the failure of Truth Social.


duane534

Just wait until WW2 starts.


nicholsonsgirl

What does this have to do with Missouri?


WaltDisneysBallSack

Someone salty?


BROKEN_JORTS

This sub is hilarious


ThatOldDuderino

![gif](giphy|uAS3ynvXHx3UVJsVqb)


BiceRidingWorldChamp

Lmao. Good riddens


WellOKDenz

Love that for him šŸ˜Š


Sir_Boobsalot

*riddance I hope she sues him for the money, garnishes his wages, etc.


daddybearmissouri

He has no money. He was retired. She held all the financial strings. Word on the grapevine is she got what he did have in terms of property since it was determined apparently he stole the money from her that he blew.Ā 


Sir_Boobsalot

mfker. still hope she sues, takes half of anything he gets including SSI


realdevtest

Good riddance


Ecstatic_Act4988

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gadget850

He will just blame Biden.


Individual-Post-6389

Who group texts with their neighbors?


como365

close knit neighborhoods are often friends.


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como365

I donā€™t think so. Youā€™d have to ask u/daddybearmissouri.


Impressive-Spend-370

Probably an older person - my mom lives in a predominantly older neighborhood and they all text each other and have group texts. Itā€™s actually helpful for her - theyā€™re all old and help each other.


MotherOfWoofs

You dont talk to your neighbors? We watch each others kids, and everyone talks to each other. We watch out for each other, thats what a community does.


Impressive-Spend-370

Of course I talk to my neighbors - but, they all work M-F and we really just wave and exchange small talk. šŸ™„ PS - why so aggressive?


deathtothegrift

People that are liked by and like their neighbors. Guess you donā€™t count.


shakespeare_thugger

Yeah lmao, I was about to say "people who aren't afraid of socializing, leaving their houses, and forming good relationships with the people in their community."


deathtothegrift

Whatā€™s sad is they really thought they said something worth hearing.


Infinite_Progress_26

What are you so upset about? Youā€™re replying to every comment with such aggression. Are you the ex husband from the story?


deathtothegrift

Yup, thatā€™s me. You got mešŸ‘


DefiantLemur

I'm guessing the older crowd.


deathtothegrift

Iā€™m by no means old and I have the phone # of all my neighbors surrounding my house, some of which I can t stand, and a few more on my block. You live in a community. Itā€™s what you make of it.


Responsible_Figure12

Who has a neighborhood text chain? I donā€™t even make eye contact with my neighbors


Radiant_Map_9045

Our community actually has a very active Facebook page updated constantly about things for sale, lost pets, folks needing help with things, Summer/Holloween parties, etc so its not that far fetched. Not everyone is an anti-social recluse.


SuperJONKA21

This is exactly the kind of stuff I want to see following the Missouri subreddit. /s


ThaWombRaider

Me too buddy. I can't wait for more of this in Missouri! FUCK JOSH HAWLEY!!


natelar

Hahaha poor guy sounds like a real loser


armenia4ever

1. What does this have to do with MO? 2. This doesn't sound like it actually happened.


ericmiller0774

The fact that the "orange blob" can generate so much hate among so many people is mind boggling.


Tasty-Introduction24

Yeah well, traitors tend to do that....


swissbuttercream9

this is just and proper.


JohnathonLongbottom

Troth cential


oldbastardbob

Hell yeah. Sounds like she made your neighborhood a better place. Y'all should throw her a neighborhood "happy divorce" party.


HansNotPeterGruber

Timeline doesnā€™t make sense but itā€™s a cool story.


AR_lover

I'm calling BS. DJT stock high was 66.22 on Mar 27 and the low was 22.84 on Apr 16. Other than that it's hovered around 45, up from 17 at IPO. So unless this guy had the worse luck ever and bought and sold during the worse 3 week period, this just isn't true. Not to mention, 70 days ago was about March 20th, before the spike and crash. Sounds to me like the Karen's and Kevin's in the neighborhood stirring up the rumor mill I know you all want to blame everything on Trump but this is getting to Babylon Bee levels.


AthenaeSolon

Y'know it COULD just be that he went behind the woman's back and took money that was placed in a diversified portfolio and went solo stock. It COULD be that she never liked Trump but was go along to get along until the hush money trial.


AR_lover

It could be that he took the money without consulting her, but the story doesn't get fake Internet points without the part about Trump. Without that is just a boring, husband and wife are getting a divorce story. Add in the fake part about Trump, and Reddit piles on. And OP gets more Internet points.


kablei

Divorce court is explicitly stacked against men. Regardless of what type or person he is, I support him liquidating assets so his wife couldn't have them. If he is willing to spend time in jail for that cause, so be it. There is nothing you or anyone else can do about it but whinge. Have a nice day :)


dylon0107

You support him liquidating his wife's assets?


stu54

I have to respect this interpretation. Being the exit liquidity for a bunch of losers in your political club to spite your (angry word) wife is actually fairly heroic.


ZzzixissS

Right! this day in age (and with the 20years of dating experience before landing one of the few good ones out there) in what reality does a woman have the ability to save 300k let alone the ability to make the 1.8m "or so" needed to save the same 300k. OP needs a better hobby or so you think she's to Sheeple...


Tasty-Introduction24

Couldnt happen to a nicer fucking traitor.


BrotherMain9119

Fun thread. Only thing Iā€™ll add is if you look at the stocks history (available on google) it doesnā€™t really fit the story presented. Who knows, maybe the wife doesnā€™t understand the stock market either.


WaltDisneysBallSack

You're a teacher, your salary is irrelevant.


Parag0n78

Things That Didn't Happen for $500 I realize this is supposed to be a feel good story to get upvotes from liberal Reddit, but unless the neighbor in this story bought in at the 52-week high, there's no way he lost enough money to precipitate a divorce. The stock is still trading nearly $40/share above its opening day price. Bad karma bot, you get my downvote.


speed-cecil

Iā€™ve been following this stock when my friend told me about it. I didnā€™t invest but he did. The stock tanked but went back up as a ā€œ meme stock ā€œ and from the supporters of DJT. My friend made his money back, kept shares after the sale and still in the red on the stock. Itā€™s in the low $50ā€™s now. Something doesnā€™t add up on the story unless he shorted the stock or bought when the stock was in the $60 plus range. Then I can see the 300K loss.


hendergle

I'm as liberal as they get, and I hate His Orangeness as much as anyone. But yeah, just based on the timeframe alone I have my doubts. You don't get a divorce that quickly, especially one where the wife gets everything. That stated, as a liberal I would upvote this a thousand times if it were true (which, again, I highly doubt it is).


WaltDisneysBallSack

BS you're left side


CavyLover123

Could have bought OTM calls that expired and not rolled them because noob


TravisMaauto

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information.


deathtothegrift

Gain wisdom and donā€™t be a dipshit that falls for the orange blobs shit maybe? Or do you need to find out for yourself to learn anything?


TravisMaauto

I'm confident that I'll never be in that position personally.


deathtothegrift

Well then the post isnā€™t for you so no need to comment? Main-character syndrome is tough and all but come the fuck on.


TravisMaauto

It's a public forum that invites anyone to comment, just like how you felt compelled to comment on what I had to say. If you want to control who posts comments and who doesn't, go start your own Reddit-like website.


DarraignTheSane

> Vote. If you think something contributes to conversation, upvote it. If you think it does not contribute to the subreddit it is posted in or is off-topic in a particular community, downvote it. https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette While you certainly *can* comment things that add nothing to the conversation, that's literally the original intention of the downvote button.


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CoziestSheet

Hey, I wanna needlessly add nothing to this conversation too, yall!


brawl

![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)


deathtothegrift

You win


glassshield

Be nice


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missouri-ModTeam

Be nice


Teeklin

>I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information. Are you under the impression that every one of the thousands of posts per minute on this site are specifically for you and intended to give you some kind of actionable information?


____8008135_____

Check out the news subs. There's always some idiot like this guy who comments directly at the article as if the whole internet is just for them.


johnmissouri

Had a friend whose sister is a die hard Trump supporter. Sister said everything Trump touches turns to gold and wanted to buy trump stock. Told her to tell her sister to avoid it like the plaque since the business model made no sense right now. Virtually no revenue but a lot of expenses. She ended up not buying it.


Jawkurt

The stock still hasn't completely failed. Depending on when he bought it he could still be up a good amount. It defies all logic but it's still $15 above what it initially was available for.


stu54

It is Trump's personal slush fund. It will remain strong until nobody thinks he is worth bribing anymore. He either needs to die, go to federal pound you in the ass prison, or lose the election for it to drop.


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missouri-ModTeam

Be nice


Big-Development7204

Time to bake some treats and take them over to the neighbor.


DollFinPoorPiss

Great Riddens*


ZzzixissS

Wow, way to blame trump , and I'm glad neighborhood gossip isn't on truth social. I would assume this post is bull šŸ‚ crap since Trump is to blame, he who points fingers, is the one who needs the finger. Just from this post, I understand why the guy was so pissed. Along with how you said he took THEIR money then changed it to "it wasn't his" good luck gaslighting others.


WaltDisneysBallSack

Learn how to use the keyboard correctly before you make such a slow comment.


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Be nice


gnumedia

Sounds like a parasite-congratulations for having it exorcised.


Extension_Deal_5315

Well.....stupid is as stupid and ignorant does... ![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


fastpathguru

E T T D


anonGHblindfolded

There's so much hate & rage here.


Repulsive-Pop9900

Thatā€™s really too bad. That Orange Asshole will probably be the Former President that caused the most divorces. Biglyā€¦


thelawnwranglers

Sounds fake


Ok-Mango-6396

https://preview.redd.it/rdwsxf96m94d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f154792890d2b112d5e2947d250de17168b719c0


Z00tNT00tN

A fool and their money are easily parted šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Pristine_Dig_4374

This sounds like some made up fan fiction by a really hateful person. Embarrassing rant by someone who probably claims to be the bigger person in life.


GolfBikeRun

How did this dumbass lose so much in truth social? Last I checked the stock is up 192% YTD. Seems like you are not hearing the whole story. More likely he lost the 300k gambling. *


loyalty12

I bought 800 shares in mid April as a meme stock and it has more than doubled in value. Keep holding. No paper hands


stu54

Sell right before the election, if you are willing to risk your life betraying his majesty.


loyalty12

I will probably pop out in October


Big_D_12

Mind your business for fucks sake


colxtremeclean

Depending on when he bought it, it could have been a good in investment * s. Then agai, your hate outweighs everything


duane534

It's just good to see justice, both justice against the shitty husband and justice against the shitty ex-president.


prettybigdoofus

Ummmm, I'm not particularly a fan of Trump. I've never understood the worship of him nor the hatred. That being said....djt stock came out a year ago at 12.84. Now, it's up to 53.88. 300k investment in June 2023 would be worth 1.25 million. Down-vote as you see fit unless, of course you put 300k in djt and are sitting on 1.25 mill.


mar78217

Assuming he bought it in June 2023. A lot of people waited until it was over 50 to buy, so they never saw those returns. If he bought in March 2024 and sold in April 2024, he would have lost a lot of money.


prettybigdoofus

I absolutely agree. Timing in the market is everything.


voteTrumptosaveUS

Gonna go with This Didn't Happen.


wildenmann

Never happened


callmeJudge767

Itā€™s spelled ā€™good riddanceā€™, Moron.


Odd_Beyond_8854

Iā€™ll take things that didnā€™t happen for 200