I forgot about this lyric and listened to this song through the drive thru. I watched the person handing me my coke freeze, tilt their head to the side, and nod a little to herself before turning to return to her tasks. Every time I see that short, sweet, older lady working I am appalled.
Usually I do, but I started playing the song when leaving ordering, switched from radio to Bluetooth at the window, and then that lyric was blaring at the second because my audio comes in differently via Bluetooth and I accidentally played with the volume a bit too aggressively.
I lived in a dorm last summer and one of my roommates was a theatre nerd so we would sing together a lot and one day our third roommate came home while we were singing that exact part đ
One of our local community theaters did Avenue Q about five years ago. I had never seen it or listened to the whole thing, and when the actor yelled this part I shrieked đ
Spring 2004.
My mother picks me up from college my freshman year for the hour long drive home.
I pop in the cd that she brought. (Ordered off of⊠Barnes and noble? I had it shipped to my/her house.)
We listened to it together.
Yep.
I didnât put it on right away, she obviously wanted to talk about classes and such.
I can so vividly recall turning left off the highway off-ramp, about a mile and a half from home, and the ending of my girlfriend who lives in Canada happened.
I figured it was a good stopping point.
One time in berlin i was singing this and the music was so loud i didnt hear the door.. my friend did, and opened the door as i was singing this..
âI come back laterâ -poor room service guy
Most songs from Avenue Q, anytime Iâm singing anything from that show, itâs usually followed by an explanation if someone happens to hear it.
As an aside: I remember reading the lyrics from Rent to my dad. I was maybe 15? First time I ever swore in front of him.
âWho the fuck do you think you are? I donât need no goddamn help from some bleeding-heart cameraman my lifeâs not for you to make a name for yourself on.â
I specifically pulled him aside and was like, thereâs swearing in this!
I think I just wanted to make sure it was ok that I sang along. Now I may as well be a sailor. But I remember that moment. Thanks Rent!
Ooh, I had an embarrassing moment with rent, too. I was listening to La Vie Boheme, and my mom thought my friend was lecturing me over the phone about not being able to hold an election.
Side Note: even though this obviously wasn't what had happened, my mom asked me about it later, and that was how she found out I was gay.
When I was about 15, I went item by item through all the things listed in La Vie BohĂȘme and had my dad explain what each one was if it was unfamiliar to me. Yes. This means I asked my dad outright to tell me what a dildo was.
Iâm in Rent right now and I am so glad I live alone đ although I wonder what my apartment neighbors think đ last night I was re-enacting Light My Candle
"I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats" \*moment of silence\* What the F are you listening to?? That being my flatmate who walked into my room and didnd't know musicals at all
Literally every song from The Book of Mormon is either too Mormon or too raunchy to sing out loud, or in many cases, both. Thatâs why itâs my least favorite show to get a song from stuck in my head.
The year before I joined my drama school, they did a flash mob to promote their show which at the time was Jesus Christ Superstar. Everyone thought they were God botherers!
This is up there for my favorite line in that show. Along with
>What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?
And
>No, now I'm frickin' Africa!
I canât believe I forgot my absolute favorite line this morning, which is âfuck you in the other eye!â Hahaha
Iâm going to see this show again in a few weeks and Iâm so excited
I had Everyoneâs Gotta Get Naked from Schmicago stuck in my head for weeks and a coworker caught me singing to myself âgotta gotta gotta gotta get naked, oooo flowers donât wear pants, so why should weeeeeâŠâ
Somewhat relevant: I used to have a line from Voices in My Head (from Be More Chill) set as my alarm sound in high school, because I had to get up and turn it off before my mom heard it. The line? âNAH MAN JUST TELL HER THAT SHE EXCITES YOU SEXUALLYâ at top volume. It made getting out of bed much faster.
đ” Fuuuccckkk yyyooouuu goooddddd, in the c-đ”
âOhhh, hi everyoneâ đł
*Me picking up my 5 year old from school and forgetting to use my inner voice*
I bought the OBC of Ragtime and it wasnât playing well so I took it back to the store and they tested it out and turned it up right for the line âThere were no Negroesâ and there were some confused and angry looksâŠ.
I loved musicals as a little kid and would play any records I could find, including my moms copy of Hair. Nothing like a 6 year old singing âSodomy, fellatio, cunnilngus, pederastyâŠ.â
I grew up listening to Hair too! There's a video of me being maybe 3 or 4 years old singing "Black Boys" and my grandma asking my mom what I'm singing. Hahaha.
I was at work cleaning bathrooms and listening to the Pick of Destiny soundtrack. I got caught twice that day, once singing:
â Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuck a lie, sing fuck a loo. And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you toooooooooo!â
The other time it was âheâs gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!â
Got some weird looks from management
"Buffy at your service
Ever open wide
My microwave is cooking
To warm you from inside.
A lotta locomotion will do the trick.
Come and bite my burgers
I'M HOT AND CHEAP AND QUICK!"
I really need to realize when I'm singing out loud versus hearing music in my head...
The worst part is I didnât totally understand the words and the implications so I had to go to the counselors office versus just be talked to a teacher đ€Šââïž
Aren't there non- English examples, though? You could give us original language and then a translation. I am assuming that Google Translate would miss the slang and nuances.
âEveryones a little bit racist sometimes, doesnât mean we go around committing hate crimesâ
So Avenue Q is a interesting musical. I got addicted to some of the songs because its just a weird concept for a musical that I didnât expect to be good. I was singing this lyric and then mu dad walked in on me and asked me âwhat the hell are you singingâ. The conversation after that was a interesting one!
I was on the opposite end... I work from home. The bathroom is next to my office. I was on a conference call when my son was belting out "My Unfortunate Erection".
There is now a hole in the wall (been there for about 7 years) from me kicking the wall to get him to stop. (I would normally bang my fist on the wall and he would stop, but I needed to take immediate action.)
EDIT: changed "he" to "my son"
It isn't that bad compared to some of these, but "I'm a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich",, sung by me wearing headphones (so she couldn't hear the song only me) as my academic advisor had just come up to me to say and I didn't see her đ she was cool about it but still
not a lyric, but the way it's sung... yk that one part of "So Much Better" from Legally Blonde? Yeahh my parents heard me singing that-
Edit: forgot to add these but these are also pretty bad-
Once my best friend who doesn't know much about musicals walked in on me singing "If my nuts were any smaller they would be totally gone!"
And last but certainly not least, once my dad walked in on my singing "You make my balls so blue! You hurt them badly!"
My nine year old busted out with âI believe that in 1978 god changed his mind about black peopleâ and I had to beg him to never repeat that line outside our immediate family.
âAdd some swagger to your gait or youâll look like a masturbator.â
I was practicing this for an audition with my music teacher at school and I gotta be loud to hit some of those notes đ. my class was in an adjacent hallway but they def heard me, i was shaking bc i was so nervous someone would bring it up đ
Probably watching âSay No to Thisâ with my parents!!
Ironically Iâm usually on the flip side of embarrassing songs, I play for college voice majors all day long and Iâve heard it all đ
Hooked my iPod up to the classroom speakers in high school (I thought I was alone and working on an art project) and had put on Sondheimâs Assassins. Of course someone walked in during the Ballad of BoothâŠ
In HS a group of us auditioned for a talent show with The Gun Song. That went over very well with the PTA. Looking back it was a poor choice but we were so bummed we couldnât do it.
Luckily my parents know and/or have seen some musicals like Avenue Q, Dear Evan Hansen, Book of Mormon, Hamilton, Waitress, etc. so they know all the raunchy stuff and weird lines out of context.
I can't think of a time that I was caught singing any weird/unexpected lines, but I do remember that when Hamilton became popular (before I had even heard of it), I happened to pass by one of my friends at college one day who was listening to the musical and sang to me, "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!" And I was just like, "What are you listening to?????????"
And that was my introduction to Hamilton lmao.
I don't get that kind of embarrassment. Everyone around me knows I listen to all manner of weird shit; I'm more likely to explain what's happening in the song so they can laugh with me.
I get the flavor of embarrassment where I've been singing "There's A Fine, Fine Line" for three days and now everyone thinks I'm Going Through Something and it's like no, I randomly used a common expression and now this shit is banging around in my head like a bat in a microwave.
Listening to the part of Big Fun where Kurt and Ram make pig grunts. Unfortunate. I'm sure my roommates think I have the weirdest fetish because of it.
I never ever listen to Book of Mormon at work but it was in my Amazon Music Library. I unknowingly had it set to play random but similar songs after an album finished. I'm a kindergarten teacher who gets to work super duper early so I'm always listening to musicals while I get ready for my day.
So one day I'm listening to something then I leave my classroom to go make copies. On my way back to my room I pass the very sweet, very Mormon older lady that sometimes helps in my class and has a key to my room. She had just left my room and was heading elsewhere. I walk in and guess what was playing? The worst possible song- Hasa Diga Ebowai. I was mortified. Sweet lady never mentioned it but I felt so bad.
When I was Karen in mean girls I had to listen to the part that goes âwhen you have a huge crush on a boy and he asks you to send nude pics and youâre like wow he likes me! And so you send them but donât crop your head off cuz youâre only 13 and donât know any better, and I guess his friends shared them cuz now youâre all over a porn site called amateur tweens!â Over and over and over to get the crescendos right, and while Iâm not embarrassed by singing that at all, my dad burst through my door after Iâd played it for like the 13th time and he was like âWHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THATâ it was prettt funny
âMy days at the piano with my teacher and her breasts and the musicâs like the one thing I can even get at all and those breasts I mean god please just those apples fall ITS THE BITCH OF LIVING BITCH AH AH AHâ
The entirety of Urinetown
"Julie Cassidy
Went to a field behind a tree
Saw there was no one who could see her pee-
But me!"
-Officers Lockstock and Barrel
10/10 musical though
Omg yes! I was in the ensemble and had to practice the âCop Song?â (âItâs a hard, cold, tumble of a journeyâ?) And this one part was difficult so Iâd rehearse it over and over. My roommate was like âwth are you singing? I know youâre a theater major and all butâŠâ Honestly I donât think a single ensemble member got the words perfectly even when we opened đ
Not a musical but I came home from high school one day and thought no one was home. For some reason the stupid theme song for Pull-Ups came into my head and I started singing it.
"Mommy WOW! I'm a big kid now!"
--Are you, that's nice dear (from upstairs).
So embarrassing. lol
A lot of the Marvin Trilogy, but oh man. Marvin Takes A Victory Shower is up there man
For context the opening lyrics are literally âScrubby dubby dubby dubby, look at Marvin take a shower, look at Marvin in the tubby, scrubby dubby dubby, he is soapy with the soap he uses, everyone can see that heâs a WET MARVIN BOOYYYY-â
Freshman year of HS I was listening to Last Five Years with a couple friends. A girl that they all knew I had a thing for walked in just as it got to âbut I canât F her anywayâ, they all lost it. And I just sat there awkwardly.
Also had a moment in college with âWomen are inhuman, worthless, course and savage on the average, never to be trustedâ from Jane Eyre.
I was 12 years old when my older brother walked in on me singing dead girl walking, specifically âslap me, pull my hair, touch me there and there and thereâ worst moment of my life.
Listening to JCS on my headphones within earshot of my boomer grandma "so like John before him, this Jesus must die, for the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die." She got PISSED
I was working in a cafe and alone in the kitchen doing dishes. Shrek had just come out and I was singing some of the songs to myself as I worked.
So my coworker walks in to grab something just as I'm singing (not softly), "An ogre always hides, an ogre's fate is knooown..."
Not the most embarrassing thing, obviously, but she doubled over laughing and tried to back out the door before I noticed her noticing me.
That was a stressful job and she was a great person. I was happy to give her a laugh.
First time watching Be More Chill, didn't think I'd have to put in heaphones with my parents in the other room.
"IM WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD"
Okay, yeah. Headphones time.
"I RUB MY NIPPLES AND START MOANING WITH DELIGHT" My parents are always in the room when this song is playing đ
An honorable mention: âmy sisterâs hotâđ
What the hell
My bad!
I forgot about this lyric and listened to this song through the drive thru. I watched the person handing me my coke freeze, tilt their head to the side, and nod a little to herself before turning to return to her tasks. Every time I see that short, sweet, older lady working I am appalled.
omg đđ
Do other people not turn their music down/off when going through the drive thru?
Usually I do, but I started playing the song when leaving ordering, switched from radio to Bluetooth at the window, and then that lyric was blaring at the second because my audio comes in differently via Bluetooth and I accidentally played with the volume a bit too aggressively.
I played it in the car once with my mum become one of her favourite songs from my playlist because of that line lol
I lived in a dorm last summer and one of my roommates was a theatre nerd so we would sing together a lot and one day our third roommate came home while we were singing that exact part đ
*SOUTHERN* MOTHER FUCKING *DEMOCRATIC* REPUBLICANS when my 7-year-old walked in "What's a southern motherfucking democratic republican mommy?"
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Lmao what did you tell them
"It's complicated"
Thatâs when you just hand them a Peopleâs History of the United States and call it a day lol
Oh fuck that kid oh my
âAnd I canât wait to eat her pussy again!â -singing in the shower thinking no one was home. My parents were.
One of our local community theaters did Avenue Q about five years ago. I had never seen it or listened to the whole thing, and when the actor yelled this part I shrieked đ
Iâve seen a touring show, and a repertory cast both were amazing!
Spring 2004. My mother picks me up from college my freshman year for the hour long drive home. I pop in the cd that she brought. (Ordered off of⊠Barnes and noble? I had it shipped to my/her house.) We listened to it together. Yep.
OMG you win lol
I didnât put it on right away, she obviously wanted to talk about classes and such. I can so vividly recall turning left off the highway off-ramp, about a mile and a half from home, and the ending of my girlfriend who lives in Canada happened. I figured it was a good stopping point.
She cooks like my mother AND SUCKS LIKE A HOOVER >:D
It was more of ânot being able to wait to eat her pussy again.â It was a really nice book end on a lovely trip.
âHE FUCKED A TIGERRRRâ
I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER
TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER
IT WAS SET UPON ME
"Bring Achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt!"
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whities! I need it hard! I'm a dead girl walking!
YESSSS
One time in berlin i was singing this and the music was so loud i didnt hear the door.. my friend did, and opened the door as i was singing this.. âI come back laterâ -poor room service guy
Same I song that WAY TOO MUCH
MAGICAL AIDS FROG!!
That's not as bad as some of these!
"And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?" Of course my mother walked in just right then.
Oh yeah love that somg
Song dammit
âLetâs hope you donât masturbateâđš
It's not just a line, IT'S THE WHOLE "LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT" SONG FROM AVENUE Q đđđ
Literally just like the whole first 30 seconds of that one where it's just puppet sex noises
Real đ
I was singing all you wanna do. I thought nobody was home.
Oh god same I know the problem of singing musicals when I thought I was alone (*cough cough* heather, mean girls and six hazbin hotel)
Most songs from Avenue Q, anytime Iâm singing anything from that show, itâs usually followed by an explanation if someone happens to hear it. As an aside: I remember reading the lyrics from Rent to my dad. I was maybe 15? First time I ever swore in front of him. âWho the fuck do you think you are? I donât need no goddamn help from some bleeding-heart cameraman my lifeâs not for you to make a name for yourself on.â I specifically pulled him aside and was like, thereâs swearing in this! I think I just wanted to make sure it was ok that I sang along. Now I may as well be a sailor. But I remember that moment. Thanks Rent!
Ooh, I had an embarrassing moment with rent, too. I was listening to La Vie Boheme, and my mom thought my friend was lecturing me over the phone about not being able to hold an election. Side Note: even though this obviously wasn't what had happened, my mom asked me about it later, and that was how she found out I was gay.
But only on the high holy days! Haha
When I was about 15, I went item by item through all the things listed in La Vie BohĂȘme and had my dad explain what each one was if it was unfamiliar to me. Yes. This means I asked my dad outright to tell me what a dildo was.
Iâm in Rent right now and I am so glad I live alone đ although I wonder what my apartment neighbors think đ last night I was re-enacting Light My Candle
"I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats" \*moment of silence\* What the F are you listening to?? That being my flatmate who walked into my room and didnd't know musicals at all
Omg I am so glad that shit donât happen to me đđ€Ł
Literally every song from The Book of Mormon is either too Mormon or too raunchy to sing out loud, or in many cases, both. Thatâs why itâs my least favorite show to get a song from stuck in my head.
The year before I joined my drama school, they did a flash mob to promote their show which at the time was Jesus Christ Superstar. Everyone thought they were God botherers!
Iâm wet with salvation đ
This is up there for my favorite line in that show. Along with >What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man? And >No, now I'm frickin' Africa!
One of my favorites is âLet us smile and laughricaâ it makes me laugh everytime I hear it
I canât believe I forgot my absolute favorite line this morning, which is âfuck you in the other eye!â Hahaha Iâm going to see this show again in a few weeks and Iâm so excited
Thatâs awesome!! I just saw it this weekend and I loved it just as much as the first time I saw it!
I was ignored, but now I'm adored! Because I tortured, extorted and lied- GIVE IT UP FOR MY UNDERAGE BRIDE!
What musical?
beetlejuice!
Oh yeah love that song
I had Everyoneâs Gotta Get Naked from Schmicago stuck in my head for weeks and a coworker caught me singing to myself âgotta gotta gotta gotta get naked, oooo flowers donât wear pants, so why should weeeeeâŠâ
MY FATHERâS A HOMO
MY MOTHER'S NOT THRILLED AT ALL
I've got maggots in my scrotum
Somewhat relevant: I used to have a line from Voices in My Head (from Be More Chill) set as my alarm sound in high school, because I had to get up and turn it off before my mom heard it. The line? âNAH MAN JUST TELL HER THAT SHE EXCITES YOU SEXUALLYâ at top volume. It made getting out of bed much faster.
Ok, that is god-tier and I love it!
Oh yeah love bmc
đ” Fuuuccckkk yyyooouuu goooddddd, in the c-đ” âOhhh, hi everyoneâ đł *Me picking up my 5 year old from school and forgetting to use my inner voice*
đ¶fuck you in the other eye đ¶
no one in my family speaks english, so i'm safe from that lol
real lmao
I bought the OBC of Ragtime and it wasnât playing well so I took it back to the store and they tested it out and turned it up right for the line âThere were no Negroesâ and there were some confused and angry looksâŠ.
I loved musicals as a little kid and would play any records I could find, including my moms copy of Hair. Nothing like a 6 year old singing âSodomy, fellatio, cunnilngus, pederastyâŠ.â
I grew up listening to Hair too! There's a video of me being maybe 3 or 4 years old singing "Black Boys" and my grandma asking my mom what I'm singing. Hahaha.
âLet me puke in your mouth, Em! Just open your food bin, girlââ
"My name's Catherine of Aragon, was married 24 years" at 3am
Hey it could have been worse, you could have been singing all you wanna do. Like I did.
My mum probably wouldn't care about me singing All You Wanna Do. The issue was that it was 3am and my mum was sleeping in the bed next door.
>The issue was that it was 3am and my mum was sleeping in the bed next door. This, parents, is why you should never get your child into theatre.
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Yes definitely I am cursed now
Oh yeah lol
Iâm a paragon of royalty my loyalty is to the Vatican so if you try to dump međ¶đ¶ done that too
I was at work cleaning bathrooms and listening to the Pick of Destiny soundtrack. I got caught twice that day, once singing: â Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuck a lie, sing fuck a loo. And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you toooooooooo!â The other time it was âheâs gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!â Got some weird looks from management
YES! One of my fave âmusicalâ soundtracks of all time. It never gets the love it deserves!
"Buffy at your service Ever open wide My microwave is cooking To warm you from inside. A lotta locomotion will do the trick. Come and bite my burgers I'M HOT AND CHEAP AND QUICK!" I really need to realize when I'm singing out loud versus hearing music in my head...
Same
âHey pal, feeling blue? Donât know what to do? Hey pal, I mean you. Yeah. Câmere and kill a president!â Not advisable to sing it around a cop.
I just got cast as the Proprietor. I'm having so much fun with this song.
I have a friend who accidentally quoted that at a new job
âTITS AND ASSSSâ after my dad took me to see chorus line at 13 while I was in the lunch line at school the next day
that's so real actually
The worst part is I didnât totally understand the words and the implications so I had to go to the counselors office versus just be talked to a teacher đ€Šââïž
Free pussy- and we donât even have to buy it a pizza!!!
Punch it innn!
Omg I almost got caught singing youâre welcome(heathers) I am so glad I didnât
Yep I know that one đł
I'm not in an english speaking place, I'm safe from that
Aren't there non- English examples, though? You could give us original language and then a translation. I am assuming that Google Translate would miss the slang and nuances.
Never really watched a musical in spanish, other than wicked anyways, I'm sure there are, I've just not wathed them
âEveryones a little bit racist sometimes, doesnât mean we go around committing hate crimesâ So Avenue Q is a interesting musical. I got addicted to some of the songs because its just a weird concept for a musical that I didnât expect to be good. I was singing this lyric and then mu dad walked in on me and asked me âwhat the hell are you singingâ. The conversation after that was a interesting one!
I was on the opposite end... I work from home. The bathroom is next to my office. I was on a conference call when my son was belting out "My Unfortunate Erection". There is now a hole in the wall (been there for about 7 years) from me kicking the wall to get him to stop. (I would normally bang my fist on the wall and he would stop, but I needed to take immediate action.) EDIT: changed "he" to "my son"
It isn't that bad compared to some of these, but "I'm a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich",, sung by me wearing headphones (so she couldn't hear the song only me) as my academic advisor had just come up to me to say and I didn't see her đ she was cool about it but still
not a lyric, but the way it's sung... yk that one part of "So Much Better" from Legally Blonde? Yeahh my parents heard me singing that- Edit: forgot to add these but these are also pretty bad- Once my best friend who doesn't know much about musicals walked in on me singing "If my nuts were any smaller they would be totally gone!" And last but certainly not least, once my dad walked in on my singing "You make my balls so blue! You hurt them badly!"
I am so glad I am never caught listening or singing blue omgđ€Ł
Lotta stuff from Starkid.
My nine year old busted out with âI believe that in 1978 god changed his mind about black peopleâ and I had to beg him to never repeat that line outside our immediate family.
Writing a Gospel Play from A Strange Loop. idk if my neighbors ever actually heard it, but they could have.
Really not that embarassing but i was rehearsing Michael in the bathroom when i thought i was home alone Then i got a text from my sister
Hey it could be worse, my friend came back from the bathroom *exactly* when I was singing "If my nuts were any smaller they would be totally gone!"
PLEASEE
âAdd some swagger to your gait or youâll look like a masturbator.â I was practicing this for an audition with my music teacher at school and I gotta be loud to hit some of those notes đ. my class was in an adjacent hallway but they def heard me, i was shaking bc i was so nervous someone would bring it up đ
oh god its always the bmc lyrics- my friend walked in on me singing "if my nuts were any smaller they would be totally gone"
LMAOOO yeah it is
Probably watching âSay No to Thisâ with my parents!! Ironically Iâm usually on the flip side of embarrassing songs, I play for college voice majors all day long and Iâve heard it all đ
Hooked my iPod up to the classroom speakers in high school (I thought I was alone and working on an art project) and had put on Sondheimâs Assassins. Of course someone walked in during the Ballad of BoothâŠ
In HS a group of us auditioned for a talent show with The Gun Song. That went over very well with the PTA. Looking back it was a poor choice but we were so bummed we couldnât do it.
Luckily my parents know and/or have seen some musicals like Avenue Q, Dear Evan Hansen, Book of Mormon, Hamilton, Waitress, etc. so they know all the raunchy stuff and weird lines out of context. I can't think of a time that I was caught singing any weird/unexpected lines, but I do remember that when Hamilton became popular (before I had even heard of it), I happened to pass by one of my friends at college one day who was listening to the musical and sang to me, "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!" And I was just like, "What are you listening to?????????" And that was my introduction to Hamilton lmao.
When I was a teenager in a Christian household obsessed with Rent and scream "mucho masturbation" in my basement đ€Šââïžđ€Ł
Iâm doing that show right now. Iâm wondering how much my apartment neighbors have heard đ
I'M WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD
MY BRAIN IS GONNA FREAKIN EXPLODE
I don't get that kind of embarrassment. Everyone around me knows I listen to all manner of weird shit; I'm more likely to explain what's happening in the song so they can laugh with me. I get the flavor of embarrassment where I've been singing "There's A Fine, Fine Line" for three days and now everyone thinks I'm Going Through Something and it's like no, I randomly used a common expression and now this shit is banging around in my head like a bat in a microwave.
Same I listen to very weird shit
Husband was playing music in the car, windows down⊠Springtime for Hitler came on
Ahah oh god
I had meant to be yours printed out, on full display. I was mortified when I realized they had seen itâŠ
Ohh fuck that is not fun poor you
Listening to the part of Big Fun where Kurt and Ram make pig grunts. Unfortunate. I'm sure my roommates think I have the weirdest fetish because of it.
Weee wee. Weee weâre having big fun (big fun) lol
All of donât lose your head lol
Same
YOU HAVE AIDS
I never ever listen to Book of Mormon at work but it was in my Amazon Music Library. I unknowingly had it set to play random but similar songs after an album finished. I'm a kindergarten teacher who gets to work super duper early so I'm always listening to musicals while I get ready for my day. So one day I'm listening to something then I leave my classroom to go make copies. On my way back to my room I pass the very sweet, very Mormon older lady that sometimes helps in my class and has a key to my room. She had just left my room and was heading elsewhere. I walk in and guess what was playing? The worst possible song- Hasa Diga Ebowai. I was mortified. Sweet lady never mentioned it but I felt so bad.
Haha oh fvck
When I was Karen in mean girls I had to listen to the part that goes âwhen you have a huge crush on a boy and he asks you to send nude pics and youâre like wow he likes me! And so you send them but donât crop your head off cuz youâre only 13 and donât know any better, and I guess his friends shared them cuz now youâre all over a porn site called amateur tweens!â Over and over and over to get the crescendos right, and while Iâm not embarrassed by singing that at all, my dad burst through my door after Iâd played it for like the 13th time and he was like âWHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THATâ it was prettt funny
Ahahaha I would love to play Karen haha
I miss it so much sheâs the best character Iâve ever played
"Nice WHITE kids who like to lead the way! And once a month we have our..."
My mum answered the door once singing jimmy buffet when it came to the line âI want to get drunk and screwâ
coworker caught me humming "i wanna take you to a gay bar!" after a friend got it stuck in my head, the jerk.Â
âMy days at the piano with my teacher and her breasts and the musicâs like the one thing I can even get at all and those breasts I mean god please just those apples fall ITS THE BITCH OF LIVING BITCH AH AH AHâ
"You make my balls so blue. You hurt them badly. You make my balls so blue. They're hanging sadly"
Please make their dreams come true true theyâre begging you donât make my balls so blue
Heather HEATHER OPEN THE DOOR
Oh no oh no no no
OPEN THE DOOR
Let's just say that there's a song in TinCan Bros *Spies Are Forever* that will definitely make you red if people hear you singing/listening to it.
"What the tuck is wrong with you people?!" Indeed
The entirety of Urinetown "Julie Cassidy Went to a field behind a tree Saw there was no one who could see her pee- But me!" -Officers Lockstock and Barrel 10/10 musical though
Omg yes! I was in the ensemble and had to practice the âCop Song?â (âItâs a hard, cold, tumble of a journeyâ?) And this one part was difficult so Iâd rehearse it over and over. My roommate was like âwth are you singing? I know youâre a theater major and all butâŠâ Honestly I donât think a single ensemble member got the words perfectly even when we opened đ
âYOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUE theyâre hanging sadly :(â
Not a musical but I came home from high school one day and thought no one was home. For some reason the stupid theme song for Pull-Ups came into my head and I started singing it. "Mommy WOW! I'm a big kid now!" --Are you, that's nice dear (from upstairs). So embarrassing. lol
A lot of the Marvin Trilogy, but oh man. Marvin Takes A Victory Shower is up there man For context the opening lyrics are literally âScrubby dubby dubby dubby, look at Marvin take a shower, look at Marvin in the tubby, scrubby dubby dubby, he is soapy with the soap he uses, everyone can see that heâs a WET MARVIN BOOYYYY-â
âEvery Sperm is Sacredâ, Monty Python.
Freshman year of HS I was listening to Last Five Years with a couple friends. A girl that they all knew I had a thing for walked in just as it got to âbut I canât F her anywayâ, they all lost it. And I just sat there awkwardly. Also had a moment in college with âWomen are inhuman, worthless, course and savage on the average, never to be trustedâ from Jane Eyre.
I was 12 years old when my older brother walked in on me singing dead girl walking, specifically âslap me, pull my hair, touch me there and there and thereâ worst moment of my life.
Poor poor brother hahah glad I am only child and I am carefulđđđ
Spring time for Hitler or Hasa Diga Eboweai
Listening to JCS on my headphones within earshot of my boomer grandma "so like John before him, this Jesus must die, for the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die." She got PISSED
sorry but I really had to wake you⊠sEE I DECIDED I MUST RIDE YOU TIL I BREAK YOU
Your my last meal on death row (haha know how painful that is)
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
i was just thinking âwow. how funny that everyone here is a theatre kidâ and then i read the sub title đ
I was working in a cafe and alone in the kitchen doing dishes. Shrek had just come out and I was singing some of the songs to myself as I worked. So my coworker walks in to grab something just as I'm singing (not softly), "An ogre always hides, an ogre's fate is knooown..." Not the most embarrassing thing, obviously, but she doubled over laughing and tried to back out the door before I noticed her noticing me. That was a stressful job and she was a great person. I was happy to give her a laugh.
First time watching Be More Chill, didn't think I'd have to put in heaphones with my parents in the other room. "IM WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD" Okay, yeah. Headphones time.
Fr bmc is insane
I once was testing and completely zoned out and started singing the chorus to WAP
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My god-fearing mom was completely freaked out by Jesus Christ Superstar: "Must die, must die, this Jesus must die!"
WHAT ARE THESE MUSICALS? I only recognise every third one.
A lot of them are from be more chill and avenue q, which aren't exactly unpopular, but not really in the mainstream
And heathers and six and some mean girls lol
I got caught listening to my dead gay son my friends are scared now