The exact inflection of the girl who originated the role (who is also Soso btw from Orange is the New Black???!???) has been reSOUNDING in my head for days—nay, weeks—and I am indebted to you for sharing my pain
“Hello, I’m elder butt-fucking naked. Did you know they the clitoris is a sacred thing?”
“I guess we’re both a little bit racist.”
“Have you guys seen "Lolita"? This is just like that, but fine”
“Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong!”
“My sister’s hot.”
“He’s never going to breed.”
“I will kill your friends and family. To remind you of my love.”
Book of Mormon
Avenue Q
Beetlejuice
Reefer Madness
Dear Evan Hansen
Ride the Cyclone - but I cheated for this one. I had to look it up. I like a complete list. But I’m not a cheater! I admit I was one short. Haha.
Hamilton
"If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit, and everyone stop being so P.C~~~ Maybe we could live in *do dodo dodo* HARMONYYYYY!"
"Turn it off! Light a light switch, just go flick! It's our nifty little Mormon trick! Turn it off, turn it off!"
"His manner is vague and aloof, you would think there was nobody shyer, but his voice has been heard on the roof while he was curled up by the fire!"
"Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe!"
"Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafes, fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
"Where depression's just status quo, down on Skid Row!"
"Witches can be nice, giants can be good, you decide what's right, you decide what's good."
"Everybody's got the right to be happy. Don't stay mad, life's not as bad as it seems."
"That faraway shore's getting very near. We haven't a thing to fear."
"Taking the day off Sunday brightens the dreary week ahead."
"I'm a brass band, I'm a harpsichord, I'm a clarinet!"
"Pack up the luggage, la la la. Unpack the luggage, la la la."
"Yes, New York, it's really us. Barnaby and Cornelius!"
"I have confidence in sunshine, I have confidence in rain."
"Upstairs, two flights up, comfortable and complete."
"TRADITION"
“To kill outside St Paul’s, requires a lot of balls!”
“Mutter mutter quick, Jerome get the president, there’s a crazy man on my tv screen”
“F*ck me gently with a chainsaw!”
(Last one’s not a lyric but it’s too iconic to leave out)
Turns out, being told the exact time, cause and place of your death, in front of your family, with a mouthful of corn dog, at a fairground is... The very opposite of fun
“The parade traveled on”
“Welcome to the 60’s!”
“Aren’t floors for me to sweep”
“ORLANDO!!”
“Soon I’ll have to go, I’ll never see him grow”
“Proud of your boy”
“I thought this time was different...”
“A single slice…”
“I don’t know about any letter!”
“Jamborees, soda pop! Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop.”
“Watch out! You might get what you’re after.”
"what's that coming down the Silk Road? outta Chinaaaaaaaa?"
"tits tits tits tits (etc.) TENNIS WITH TITS! WIMBLEDON WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!"
"Dear Diary,"
"we're both reliable with the LADIIIIEEEEEEES"
"be a dentiiiiiiiist."
Sit in front of me! I wanna see the bald spot! C’mon! Move in front of me, it gives me pleasure to see the bald spot (…since it’s the only physical imperfection that you’ve got!)
"I had to run away / but it was like a dream"
"I would swim oceans, I would move mountains, I would do anything for you"
"Always been a tough girl, 'cause most girls never win if they're polite"
"They were two lonely verses in the Lord's great song..."
"It was so terribly gory, I've got the whole bloody story!"
„ Another job that you hope, at last will make your future forget your past.“
„We have waited long for the Master‘s song“
„You‘d never get away with all that in a play.“
I’m going obscure here!
“Strange land animal” “That’s a car” 🚗
“I thought I knew everything about bodies” 🩻
“There’s only one person who’s opinion matters to me” “Greta Thunberg” 🌍
>"He could make you see how the world could be,
In spite of the way that it is"
>"Held in such high esteem, when people see me they will scream"
>"The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say"
You might live for a day or eternity there's no time for a judge or referee no one will measure how hard we tried.
So thank you for giving an ending to my tragic play.
I am damaged but your different you're the one I oughta spare.
And I knew there'd be moments I'd miss,and I knew there'd be space I couldn't fill,I knew I'd come up short a million different ways.
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!
HE WILL WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLY WILL WIGGLE TONIGHT! *MOAN*
JUST LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH, EM! JUST OPEN YOUR FOOD BIN, GIRL!
"BOO HOO! BABY MARY HAD THE CHICKEN POX, AND YOU DIDN'T GET TO HOLD HER HAND? WELL, THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON, I DIED!"
“In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone and say their sons are all on fire”
“I’M A PSYCHIATRIST, GET LOST”
“You must exorcise a deeeeeevil~”
“Everyone hates his parents, that’s in the Torah”
Can’t believe these are all from the same musical
Is it endless and empty and you wander on your own,
slowly forget about the folks that you have known?
Or does rising bread fill up the air
from open kitchens everywhere?
Familiar faces far as you can see, like a family?
“I wanna be your friend forever! I wanna be a modern dancer! What a super weird thing to say, that came out of nowhere!”
“What? What the hell is this? You expect me to sing about her? I don’t care about her!”
Is he Gay or European
This man is gay AND European!
“Everything is legal in New Jersey”
Hamilton
“My first day as a woman, already it’s that time of the month!” “Even stokers need a little stoke”
The first one is Hedwig right?
Yep
And the second Les Mis.
Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care?
Rent
Nicely done!
"Are we gonna have a problem?"
"You got a bone to pick?"
"You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d!ck!?"
"I'd normally slap your face off,"
"And everyone here can watch"
But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice
#"LISTEN UP BIATCH!"
BA DA DADA DUNDADA DA DUNDA DADADA DA DUNDUH DADA
"I LIKE!"
"Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot!"
"HE COULD BE COLOR BLIND."
Waitress!
HOW UNTRUSTWORTHY IS THAT?!?
The fact that my coworker is colour blind and I have to resist saying this line every time it comes up in conversation
The exact inflection of the girl who originated the role (who is also Soso btw from Orange is the New Black???!???) has been reSOUNDING in my head for days—nay, weeks—and I am indebted to you for sharing my pain
*how long’s he got if we feed him through a tube?*
What the world needs is people like me...
To keep it all spinning around
I'm the mover i'm the shaker I'm the headline maker
Similarly- “Jesus Christ ON A BIKE”
I stop wasting time on tears, I live another 50 years Its not enough
Eliza from Hamilton
"dying of natural causes? WHEN WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED?!?!"
“And surviving…”
“seriously, anna, all jokes aside, getting rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough…i wouldn’t know anything about that.”
RAISE UP YOUR HANDS TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR EYES
Phantom?
Yes!
PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES‼️
HAND EM OVER‼️ PWO 🔫 PWO 🔫 PWO 🔫 PWO 🔫 PWO 🔫
Hamilton (cut)
“Hello, I’m elder butt-fucking naked. Did you know they the clitoris is a sacred thing?” “I guess we’re both a little bit racist.” “Have you guys seen "Lolita"? This is just like that, but fine” “Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong!” “My sister’s hot.” “He’s never going to breed.” “I will kill your friends and family. To remind you of my love.”
Book of Mormon Avenue Q Beetlejuice Reefer Madness Dear Evan Hansen Ride the Cyclone - but I cheated for this one. I had to look it up. I like a complete list. But I’m not a cheater! I admit I was one short. Haha. Hamilton
Correct
Book of Mormon?
"Condescend, stay my friend" "Money? Did I say money? No, I like money a lot" "Namaste you freakin' posers"
first is falsettos
The last one is *Beetlejuice*
Yep! I chose a more obscure lyric for the first one but it’s not a super niche musical. The second one is currently on Broadway!
A customer!
Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd
"My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal..."
Is it “deal”? I have been singing it as “diva” in my head. How embarrassing for me.
Yeah its "deal". I get lyrics wrong all the time don't worry 😅
"Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me~"
"And these...these are real."
*Ba da bum* "I've got money and looks~"
CORN NUTS! *Choking to death*
Heathersss
poor GUY'S head is spinning!!
Andrew Keenan-Bolger is just glaring off at the side
"If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit, and everyone stop being so P.C~~~ Maybe we could live in *do dodo dodo* HARMONYYYYY!" "Turn it off! Light a light switch, just go flick! It's our nifty little Mormon trick! Turn it off, turn it off!" "His manner is vague and aloof, you would think there was nobody shyer, but his voice has been heard on the roof while he was curled up by the fire!" "Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe!" "Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafes, fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
The last two are Lightning Thief and Heathers
the first two are avenue q and the book of mormon
3rd is cats
Avenue Q! And Book of Mormon! Cats! Heathers! (I have no clue about the 4th one!)
"If I can prove that I never touched my balls..."
"...do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?"
No one else was in the room where it happened!
-wait u touch ur balls?
"Where depression's just status quo, down on Skid Row!" "Witches can be nice, giants can be good, you decide what's right, you decide what's good." "Everybody's got the right to be happy. Don't stay mad, life's not as bad as it seems." "That faraway shore's getting very near. We haven't a thing to fear." "Taking the day off Sunday brightens the dreary week ahead." "I'm a brass band, I'm a harpsichord, I'm a clarinet!" "Pack up the luggage, la la la. Unpack the luggage, la la la." "Yes, New York, it's really us. Barnaby and Cornelius!" "I have confidence in sunshine, I have confidence in rain." "Upstairs, two flights up, comfortable and complete." "TRADITION"
8 - Hello Dolly 9 - Sound of Music
3- assassins
#8 is Hello Dolly. #9 is The Sound of Music. #11 is Fiddler on the roof
There's no time to sit and dither while her withers wither with her.
Milky White
Nooooooooooo my best fwend
“I’ve never been happy, wouldn’t that be nice. Is this the secret? Singing and dancing through life”
Let it out from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
December 24th, 9pm, Eastern Standard Time, from here on in I shoot without a script.
Rent
You’ve come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
“To kill outside St Paul’s, requires a lot of balls!” “Mutter mutter quick, Jerome get the president, there’s a crazy man on my tv screen” “F*ck me gently with a chainsaw!” (Last one’s not a lyric but it’s too iconic to leave out)
“Get a job! Why is your hair purple? i should’ve left like your father-“
I would say Beetlejuice other than the hair
I know what’s right for me, it’s the only thing I’ve never done.
Waitress
"In my dreams\~" "But STILL"
anastasia!
Anastasia!!! Love that musical
What an ass! What a bitch! What a CUUUUUUUUNT!
me whenever i see you on reddit after you demand people be "downvoted " so their comments are hidden just cause you disagree with them.
But I haven’t had any jagger!
- Paulette Bonafonté
My song will only have profanity in chorus IM HAVING HOT SEX WITH JEREMY ALL OVER YOUR MOTHERS LINENS
Turns out, being told the exact time, cause and place of your death, in front of your family, with a mouthful of corn dog, at a fairground is... The very opposite of fun
Ride the Cyclone!
“You know nothing of madness ‘till you're climbing her hair…”
I’m not here for you…
Mucho masturbation
“The parade traveled on” “Welcome to the 60’s!” “Aren’t floors for me to sweep” “ORLANDO!!” “Soon I’ll have to go, I’ll never see him grow” “Proud of your boy”
2. Hairspray 3. Les Mis 5. Six 6. Aladdin
it is time… TO DIE!
“I thought this time was different...” “A single slice…” “I don’t know about any letter!” “Jamborees, soda pop! Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop.” “Watch out! You might get what you’re after.”
"what's that coming down the Silk Road? outta Chinaaaaaaaa?" "tits tits tits tits (etc.) TENNIS WITH TITS! WIMBLEDON WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!" "Dear Diary," "we're both reliable with the LADIIIIEEEEEEES" "be a dentiiiiiiiist."
I should be there when it’s over and done. When he comes through the door and says: I’m home, mom.
Sit in front of me! I wanna see the bald spot! C’mon! Move in front of me, it gives me pleasure to see the bald spot (…since it’s the only physical imperfection that you’ve got!)
"Your just a plant! An inanimate object!" "Does this look ***INANIMATE*** to you punk?!"
Little shop
"Turn around, bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits"
SOUTHERN MOTHERF***NG DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICANS!!!!!
SIT DOWN JOHN, YOU FAT MOTHER[BLEEP]!
Hamiltons out of control!
#LAFAYETTE
"I had to run away / but it was like a dream" "I would swim oceans, I would move mountains, I would do anything for you" "Always been a tough girl, 'cause most girls never win if they're polite" "They were two lonely verses in the Lord's great song..." "It was so terribly gory, I've got the whole bloody story!"
“From square one I’ll be watching, all sixty four!”
I think I'll try defying gravity Hakuna matata I'm gonna make u pop-u-lar
"But if what I'm seeing bends as light refracts / Am I blinded to what my son lacks?"
death note!! honor bound is the most underrated song ngl
All of these is from the same one: "My god you're gay!" "We're haft way through act 2 and I've had nothing yet to do.." "You're standing on my toes!"
Im not have gay thoughts
the book of mormon!
And Peggy
I will kill your friends and family,to remind you of my love
Hamilton. Da da da da da da da da da da daaaaaa
We are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular, sex
Irrrrrrrresistible tuuuuuuubluar seeeeeex
Who's that madman flying at full gallop down the street?
I didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs
Rent
"Dear diary, my teen agnst bulls*** has a body count"
Nice is different than good
Into the woods
"Give me the gun, Meg."
"Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood, and teaching would suit you still less. Son, be a dentist. You'll be a SUCCESS!"
Little Shop. Classic song.
I'm just seven hours old
Your invisible when you meeee
“Shit, look at all these pigs!”
„ Another job that you hope, at last will make your future forget your past.“ „We have waited long for the Master‘s song“ „You‘d never get away with all that in a play.“
These men belong in zoos. It’s like they never joined civilization.
I’m alive, I’m alive, I am so alive!
next to normal!
Indeed. I like how normally that phrase is positive but in context its horrifying
Such a banger
“Will wonders never cease?”
Get back in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
You dear friend who talk so well/ You can go to… Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire!
And you’re living on a latter and a prayer
I just wanted to cheer and people died
I’m going obscure here! “Strange land animal” “That’s a car” 🚗 “I thought I knew everything about bodies” 🩻 “There’s only one person who’s opinion matters to me” “Greta Thunberg” 🌍
>"He could make you see how the world could be, In spite of the way that it is" >"Held in such high esteem, when people see me they will scream" >"The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say"
You might live for a day or eternity there's no time for a judge or referee no one will measure how hard we tried. So thank you for giving an ending to my tragic play. I am damaged but your different you're the one I oughta spare. And I knew there'd be moments I'd miss,and I knew there'd be space I couldn't fill,I knew I'd come up short a million different ways.
"And when my prayers to God were met with indifference I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance"
"My Angel of Music!"
-Oh! I love this fat girl!
Too cold for the stomach in Washington
“Never marry or even *dally* with a Scandinavian.” “Why, grandmother?” “They are all insane.”
“I’m changing my major to sex with Joan, with a minor in kissing Joan.” “I’m big and strong and hot.”
Where my hounds at? Release the bitches
"SHUT UP HEATHER" \*proceeds to riff like a queen\*
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE! HE WILL WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLY WILL WIGGLE TONIGHT! *MOAN* JUST LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH, EM! JUST OPEN YOUR FOOD BIN, GIRL!
Murder’s not a hobby for the cautious. Thoughts of violence can make the timid nauseous.
No, honey, a three bedroom house. A three bedroom house, in a concrete shelter ten feet underground!
It doesn’t pay to be a good kid a good kid a good son
The Lightning Thief
Sandwiches Sandwiches barely even human!
Sandwiches Sandwiches barely even human!
Sandwiches Sandwiches barely even human!
I'LL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER (NO!)
"If I cannot fly, let me sing" "I know a boat you can get on"
“Who cares about your lonely soul” “My father’s a homo, my mother’s not thrilled at all”
“Your gonna blame me? You have paintings of dicks, don’t talk to me about taste”
A WIRL OF BOOZY FLOOZY FLASHING I WANT TO BE THAT FVCKED UP GIRL,BE THAT FVCKED UP GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"I AM A SPACE ALIEN AND I HAVE FOUR BUTTS!"
Hey Sista, Go Sista, Soul Sista, Flow Sista
"BOO HOO! BABY MARY HAD THE CHICKEN POX, AND YOU DIDN'T GET TO HOLD HER HAND? WELL, THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON, I DIED!"
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I mean I'm happy.
If I could share my life with you Just think how happy we'd be We'd share our hovel built for two Complete with vermin for three
\[intense scottish accent\] *RONNY WAS UNLUCKY!*
"I want to go to Coney Island"
“We just exploded a bus… that was being attacked by demon zombie math teachers”
“In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone and say their sons are all on fire” “I’M A PSYCHIATRIST, GET LOST” “You must exorcise a deeeeeevil~” “Everyone hates his parents, that’s in the Torah” Can’t believe these are all from the same musical
You’ve got a lonesome road to walk
“He fucked a tiger”
“This is your fault jafar”
“I hope you don’t get a wiggly, I hope you fucking die”
Soccer mom, mini van, four little brats, no steady man! Do we really need another organ donor?
Watching slightly famous people talking to really famous people!!!!
Is it endless and empty and you wander on your own, slowly forget about the folks that you have known? Or does rising bread fill up the air from open kitchens everywhere? Familiar faces far as you can see, like a family?
Hello, Sweetie.
“I wanna be your friend forever! I wanna be a modern dancer! What a super weird thing to say, that came out of nowhere!” “What? What the hell is this? You expect me to sing about her? I don’t care about her!”
"LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH, EM!"
"When danger calls you must have the balls of an ox, or a bear, or any large mammal!"
“Better hope your pennies, add up to the fee, we cant have you peeing for free”